Execution. Execution. And.... execution?
Exasperation abound as the Baron of Bartaria declares by Baron's Decree that Paymon, the largest city in Bartaria, is to be converted into a maximum security prison guarded by helicopters, mines, and barbed wire. Early reports suggest the Baron had just finished watching his favroite film "Escape From New York" when he made this demand, pounding his fist into his lounge chair and loudly questioning the loyalty of his cabinet members as they attempted to dissuade him from being so impressionable. The public is assured that Bartleby II will be given something shiny to play with (new car, aeroplane, rap label, etc.) until he forgets about the matter entirely.
The Otter Archipelago, Corkhatastan, Dudeville, and Metallozkiva
We'd love to send protes...uh, Metallozki... prisoners of war, no, no, I mean our stone cold killers and rapists to this nice shiny facility.
On my main nation, I got this oddly unfitting picture for my headline.
C'mon, i installed police cameras on every major public area and safety has decreased.
Why you make so difficult to be loved NationStates!?
"Sexually-starved male dinosaurs terrorise tourists during weekly breakouts from Mesozoic Park."
Best notice ever.
The Otter Archipelago and Dudeville
Dudeville would formally wish to inform the region that construction of the Really Big Hadron Collider is officially underway.
We're going to be smashing atoms and stuff, so if you all suddenly cease to exist within a microscopic black hole, we also apologize in advance.
Roman Bellic would be proud.
>Nazi simpathizers public act coming next
Authoritatism: 200% ^
Conservatism: 18% ^
Also, what happened to Stu's lame nation?
Is Tujila ever going to rejoin us?
where dafuq did they go??
If and when they want to rejoin, they're perfectly free to. Removed them from the regional office however, makes no sense having a Regional Commissioner who no longer is part of the region. Anyone who wants to take their spot, give me a shout.
The Otter Archipelago, Corkhatastan, and The new american century