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Jagaira wrote:It痴 a different sultan, my OP will stop.

That's right it will. Now you go wage some conventional war against Herez?

Herzgevenia

Jagaira wrote:*A Naked Sultan Appears over Neo-Istanbul*

President Horvik: I知 gonna go kill myself.

Herzgevenia wrote:President Horvik: I知 gonna go kill myself.

Dagdelen: First time?

Herzgevenia wrote:President Horvik: I知 gonna go kill myself.

Oh no! Anyway:

Updated with election dates and term limits.

Greater Ismir wrote:Dagdelen: First time?

I believe the response to that is one MASSIVE "touche"

Post by Jagaira suppressed by Abbeyverne.

Abbeyverne wrote:That's right it will. Now you go wage some conventional war against Herez?

I will use Standard Equipment, but my higher forces will defend me.

Jagaira wrote:I will use Standard Equipment, but my higher forces will defend me.

Your what?

Post by Jagaira suppressed by Abbeyverne.

*5000 Naked Sultans with AK47s Start arriving Into Herzgevenia

Post by Jagaira suppressed by Abbeyverne.

Abbeyverne wrote:Your what?

My higher forces, the ones that I just used, they will only defend me. Not attack.

Herzgevenia

Jagaira wrote:*5000 Naked Sultans with AK47s Start arriving Into Herzgevenia

6000 Heavy armed Troops start Ambushing the Sultans.

Herzgevenia

AHH. MY LEADER IS DEAD AND NOBODY KNOWS WHAT TO DO.
Just have an all out war with Jagaira.

Herzgevenia wrote:AHH. MY LEADER IS DEAD AND NOBODY KNOWS WHAT TO DO.
Just have an all out war with Jagaira.

This is why you don't kill your leaders. I learned that lesson the hard way.
*An apocalypse before now...*

Greater Ismir wrote:Sultan Basaran: "Guards, if I say I am committing, just give me a bayonet to the head...

Greater Ismir wrote:Sultan Basaran: "Alright, enough is enough. Guard, can you find... uh... that bayonet gun I have stored? Thank you.
Well... time to commit.

*stab*

Aaand after that the whole country was deep into chaos.

Jagaira wrote:My higher forces, the ones that I just used, they will only defend me. Not attack.

So the magic stuff? Don't think so. NO MAGIC!

Post by Jagaira suppressed by Abbeyverne.

Abbeyverne wrote:So the magic stuff? Don't think so. NO MAGIC!

Who says it痴 magic?

Post by Imperialist scotland suppressed by a moderator.

My god, I'm getting Vietnam flashbacks from the Great Combine War..
Ιησούς Χριστός...

Post by Jagaira suppressed by Abbeyverne.

Greater Ismir wrote:My god, I'm getting Vietnam flashbacks from the Great Combine War..
Ιησούς Χριστός...

Ok I知 done, but before I do,
*Every citizen in Greater ismir Dies*

Jagaira wrote:Ok I知 done, but before I do,
*Every citizen in Greater ismir Dies*

Ξέρεις, γι 'αυτό μισώ πραγματικά τον πόλεμο. Πράγματα σαν αυτά. Τα έθνη κάνουν επιθέσεις που είναι είτε υπερβολικές είτε μη ρεαλιστικές. Γιατί δεν μπορώ απλώς να πολεμήσω σε έναν κανονικό πόλεμο όπου όλοι απλώς πυροβόλα όπλα; Γιατί;

Greater Ismir wrote:Ξέρεις, γι 'αυτό μισώ πραγματικά τον πόλεμο. Πράγματα σαν αυτά. Τα έθνη κάνουν επιθέσεις που είναι είτε υπερβολικές είτε μη ρεαλιστικές. Γιατί δεν μπορώ απλώς να πολεμήσω σε έναν κανονικό πόλεμο όπου όλοι απλώς πυροβόλα όπλα; Γιατί;

Because Jagaira just can't stop. And he gets the shotgun for it.

Ok. Jag, was that sufficient warning? I can DOS your posts if you continue.

North herzgevenia

I was having a good war and some dickhead ruined it.

Greater Ismir wrote:Ξέρεις, γι 'αυτό μισώ πραγματικά τον πόλεμο. Πράγματα σαν αυτά. Τα έθνη κάνουν επιθέσεις που είναι είτε υπερβολικές είτε μη ρεαλιστικές. Γιατί δεν μπορώ απλώς να πολεμήσω σε έναν κανονικό πόλεμο όπου όλοι απλώς πυροβόλα όπλα; Γιατί;

Oh, and your citizens didn't die, but that should be obvious.

Abbeyverne wrote:Oh, and your citizens didn't die, but that should be obvious.

I know, I was just saying.

Herzgevenia

I知 just going to dissolve my country, because one idiot ruins it for everyone by using op force to destroy communism.

Herzgevenia wrote:I知 just going to dissolve my country, because one idiot ruins it for everyone by using op force to destroy communism.

None of the attacks actually happened tho.

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