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Kharnus wrote:Roughly around Earth year -700 (700 B.C).
And that red desert planet... S-004.2, we sieged and occupied it recently to get rid of any humans on it!

Ah, so it was not us (for once). You see the war has left both sides crippled, both a shadows of our former selves (if our old ememy sill exist), from galaxy spaning to reduced to our core systems, truely tragic.

And for your conquest, congratulations, although i am surprised that people would live there, you know, considering that we made sure there was no life there.

Klython wrote:Ah, so it was not us (for once). You see the war has left both sides crippled, both a shadows of our former selves (if our old ememy sill exist), from galaxy spaning to reduced to our core systems, truely tragic.

And for your conquest, congratulations, although i am surprised that people would live there, you know, considering that we made sure there was no life there.

Humans are strange little fellas. They destroy their home planet and constantly search for a new one to call home, can you believe that?

Kharnus wrote:Humans are strange little fellas. They destroy their home planet and constantly search for a new one to call home, can you believe that?

Sounds truly strange, since we never met them we can not talk as much about them, since the last time we visited the inner twin there were only cool reptiles there, but if i heard was true they dont make sense.

humans are mean :( mostly

at least to me

Klython wrote:Sounds truly strange, since we never met them we can not talk as much about them, since the last time we visited the inner twin there were only cool reptiles there, but if i heard was true they dont make sense.

Believe us, the don't make any sense. Like, who in Sagittarius' name goes to work their whole life just to be able to live? And why are they eating bugs? Why are they eating our primitive brethren?!

Kharnus wrote:Believe us, the don't make any sense. Like, who in Sagittarius' name goes to work their whole life just to be able to live? And why are they eating bugs? Why are they eating our primitive brethren?!

Bugs, ''our'' primitive brethren? By the name of The Faceless One, do i look like a bug to you? Klythonites have way more incommon with cephalopods then bugs!

Klython wrote:Bugs, ''our'' primitive brethren? By the name of The Faceless One, do i look like a bug to you? Klythonites have way more incommon with cephalopods then bugs!

I'm talking about ours, not yours you Sharak!

Kharnus wrote:I'm talking about ours, not yours you Sharak!

You better you overgrown roach!

Wassup euro

Greater mecklenburg-pommern

Human supremacy

Klython wrote:You better you overgrown roach!

Or what, huh you senile octopus?

Greater Eesti wrote:Wassup euro

Aliens

crab better than both m'-'m

Kharnus wrote:Or what, huh you senile octopus?

Or i will get my bugspray, you pest!

Kharnus wrote:Aliens

Greater Eesti wrote:Wassup euro

Galactic Diplomacy

Klython wrote:Or i will get my bugspray, you pest!

You wouldn't dare.

Klython wrote:

Galactic Diplomacy

Of the most productive kind.

Kharnus wrote:You wouldn't dare.

Quake in fear!

Kharnus wrote:Of the most productive kind.

Of course, youre speaking with the chosen ones of the Primeval Gods, must be a great honour for you lesser races!

Klython wrote:

Of course, youre speaking with the chosen ones of the Primeval Gods, must be a great honour for you lesser races!

Eh, surviving in the Grand Arena is more of an honour.

Klython wrote:Quake in fear!

We're quaking in our non-existent boots.

Kharnus wrote:Eh, surviving in the Grand Arena is more of an honour.

Can't be too Grand if its not ours.

Kharnus wrote:We're quaking in our non-existent boots.

Of course, why would a bug need boots? Would be too civilized!

Klython wrote:Can't be too Grand if its not ours.

It's grander than anything you've ever made or seen.

Klython wrote:

Of course, why would a bug need boots? Would be too civilized!

We are very civilised, thank you very much! We do wear pants after all!

Kasdados wrote:My name is Yoshikage Kira. I'm 33 years old. My house is in the northeast section of Morioh, where all the villas are, and I am not married. I work as an employee for the Kame Yu department stores, and I get home every day by 8 PM at the latest. I don't smoke, but I occasionally drink. I'm in bed by 11 PM, and make sure I get eight hours of sleep, no matter what. After having a glass of warm milk and doing about twenty minutes of stretches before going to bed, I usually have no problems sleeping until morning. Just like a baby, I wake up without any fatigue or stress in the morning. I was told there were no issues at my last check-up. I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet life. I take care not to trouble myself with any enemies, like winning and losing, that would cause me to lose sleep at night. That is how I deal with society, and I know that is what brings me happiness. Although, if I were to fight I wouldn't lose to anyone.

The solution is to give you unrecoverable brain damage.

Kharnus wrote:It's grander than anything you've ever made or seen.

Oh please, during the height of the holy empire, about over 100 million years ago, we build megastructures with out much problems. You probably found a ruined one and just rebuild it, like a true savage!

Kharnus wrote:We are very civilised, thank you very much! We do wear pants after all!

Why wear pants when you can wear badass robes and cloaks like a true Klythonite!

Hey, I had an idea:

Christmas NS event.

Basically, all nations are randomly divided (as to ensure the sides are equal) into two teams: Santa’s Elves and Krampus’s Minions. Santa’s Elves are trying to maximise goodwill, as to ensure the best Christmas ever. Krampus’s Servants are trying to stop the Elve’s, and maximise misery. The two teams are forced to compete over who can give their stat (the misery and goodwill mentioned before) a numerical advantage over the other.

Within this game, there are two ways of distributing these stats: deeds (which are far more expensive and take more time, but are much more potent) and gifts (which are far more cheap and are less slow in production, but their overall worth in power is less). The more of each stat you have, the more likely you are to join the other team. However, the percentage of them joining the other team is completely randomised (while still being bound to some sort of likelihood), making each attack able to tip the scale. Much like N and Z day, you are only able to send an attack to one nation at a time. However, you are also given the option to reinforce your loyalty via sending gifts and deeds to yourself.

Also, there are four main roles to each team, all equally important - the producers, the defenders, the distributors, and the attackers. The producers are those who’s production rates are far higher than the rest, but their attacks are far less potent, have a higher likelyhood of being intercepted. The defenders reinforcement of the supply lines (the journey of a gift/action from one nation to another) are far more successful in protecting the payload, but are less effective in delivering a payload themselves. The distributors supply lines to members of their own team have far less chance of being intercepted, but their production rates are lower. Finally, the attackers payloads have far higher attack power (usually a bonus of 15%+), but they have a higher rate of being intercepted and have a lower production capacity.

There is also a fifth and sixth role (unlisted as mains for their selectivity), the commander and general. The commanders are selected from the best of each region (a balancing act between maintaining one’s own loyalty and converting the other team), and the general is selected from the best of the entirety of NS. The Commanders dictate what is to be produced (I forgot to mention this earlier, but what the lower ranking members produce isn’t of their own decision), who is to be focused upon (regions or nations), and who is to be promoted (Ranks ranging from Private to Colournel). However, their authority decends from the Generals, who’s approval they require to make decisions.

Sound good? Also, it lasts for a week, by the way.

that sounds fun you should submit that idea in the world assembly

Qali wrote:that sounds fun you should submit that idea in the world assembly

I'm... I'm not sure that's how the WA works man.

Laforeia is a nerd because she is robot. (Fr)

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