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Quintolania wrote:Tired and burnt and wasting my life, so nothing much has changed. What about you?
Oh, and if anyone here has a discord and wants to add me, I'm Quint!#1107

Use sunblock, you ridiculous whatsit!
Though I'm not really one to be giving anyone advice on that front. My sunburn last week was the talk of the office, apparently.

Wait, are we talking about being literally burnt, or about being emotionally burned-out? Or possibly both?

Trotterdam wrote:Wait, are we talking about being literally burnt, or about being emotionally burned-out? Or possibly both?

Both! I look like I'm covered in dirt, but I'm actually just tan, and I'm so emotionally tired that I've started Tindering.

Dragoria wrote:Use sunblock, you ridiculous whatsit!
Though I'm not really one to be giving anyone advice on that front. My sunburn last week was the talk of the office, apparently.

I do. And reapply. Try sitting in the sun for 9 and a half hours straight, then tell me how great your sunblock works.

Conexus wrote:Tired, burnt, and wasting life? I think you're my long lost sibling. For me, been trying to amend some things since the fallout of my blunders.
Also, I sent request.

I accepted it! Geez, that sounds rough. If it's not too personal, may I ask what happened?

Quintolania wrote:and I'm so emotionally tired that I've started Tindering.

Isn't tinder that stuff you use to start fires? That sounds like you're triply-burnt now.

Okay, you're probably refering to something else...

Quintolania wrote:Try sitting in the sun for 9 and a half hours straight, then tell me how great your sunblock works.

I don't remember ever staying outdoors long enough to get sunburn, but my eyes will already be fed up with the sun after 9 seconds. I wish I could just switch the sun off. It's not like we need it for the existence of life or anything, right?

Quintolania

Trotterdam wrote:Isn't tinder that stuff you use to start fires? That sounds like you're triply-burnt now.
Okay, you're probably refering to something else...
I don't remember ever staying outdoors long enough to get sunburn, but my eyes will already be fed up with the sun after 9 seconds. I wish I could just switch the sun off. It's not like we need it for the existence of life or anything, right?

1. I might be.
2. Maybe if we only kept pools open at night...

Our town restored

Issue - grand prix de our town restored wrote:4. “Why are these petrolheads so obsessed with auto racing anyway?” asks migraine-suffering riding enthusiast Nomathemba Oz, from the back of a stallion that has just evacuated manure onto the pavement. “It’s just noise, smelly fumes and testosterone! Ban motor racing, and invest that pot of money into equestrianism. It’s a genteel racing event for a civilised society.” Her horse glares at you threateningly, as if to support the argument.

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Our town restored

"Starlight Glimmer is adamant that ponies aren't just for little girls."
*throws hands in air*
Welp, that's it. There's no topping that.

Quintolania wrote:I do. And reapply. Try sitting in the sun for 9 and a half hours straight, then tell me how great your sunblock works.

I'd rather not. Can you get an umbrella for shade or somesuch?

Dragoria wrote:I'd rather not. Can you get an umbrella for shade or somesuch?

I have one, but it only works when the sun is in certain positions, so I'm still getting roasted for several hours no matter what.

Alicorn princess twilight sparkle

I need to stop dying.

Quintolania wrote:I have one, but it only works when the sun is in certain positions, so I'm still getting roasted for several hours no matter what.

They couldn't get you any kind of adjustable one? That's rough.

Ponies: can move the sun.
Humans: can't even move an umbrella.
I think that about sums it up.

On a random thought, maybe we should just eliminate the sun. I mean, it might cause an extinction-level event and cause all life to perish, but no one would get sunburned ever again. As long as the main goal of alleviating people from the pain of the sun’s harmful rays…..permanently….what’s a little collateral damage?

Untspah

Zachtia wrote:On a random thought, maybe we should just eliminate the sun. I mean, it might cause an extinction-level event and cause all life to perish, but no one would get sunburned ever again. As long as the main goal of alleviating people from the pain of the sun’s harmful rays…..permanently….what’s a little collateral damage?

This is exactly the plot of the vampire lord Harkon in Skyrim's Dawnguard expansion.

Ibex and Alicorn princess twilight sparkle

Okay, wanting to get rid of the sun is obviously pretty popular. I'm going to need to do something even crazier if I want to stand out :(

Trotterdam wrote:Ponies: can move the sun.
Humans: can't even move an umbrella.
I think that about sums it up.

I can move it, it's the chair its anchored to that's the issue.

Dragoria wrote:This is exactly the plot of the vampire lord Harkon in Skyrim's Dawnguard expansion.

Is there any reason to actually oppose that guy? If you side with him, you become a demigod-like vampire lord. If you don't, you... sorta help people?

Trotterdam wrote:Okay, wanting to get rid of the sun is obviously pretty popular. I'm going to need to do something even crazier if I want to stand out :(

Like saying the sun is a positive influence!

Quintolania wrote:Is there any reason to actually oppose that guy? If you side with him, you become a demigod-like vampire lord. If you don't, you... sorta help people?

You can become a Vampire Lord by helping his daughter, who he was absolutely terrible to. And his plan would cause mass extinctions, including the humans that the vampires eat.

Dragoria wrote:And his plan would cause mass extinctions, including the humans that the vampires eat.

Does this happen before or after the game ends?

Trotterdam wrote:Does this happen before or after the game ends?

IIRC the game doesn't actually give you an option to go through with it. Even if you go along with him the whole time he decides you're too strong to keep around and he doesn't want to share power. So he betrays you.

Doing a poll about a poll :/ im running out of ideas for polls

Alicorn princess twilight sparkle

Yo dawg, I heard you like polls...

Zachtia, Untspah, and Alicorn princess twilight sparkle

So I put a poll in your poll, so you can poll about a poll.

Dragoria, Untspah, and Alicorn princess twilight sparkle

The United County wrote:Doing a poll about a poll :/ im running out of ideas for polls

Wow. Lots of info.

Zachtia wrote:So I put a poll in your poll, so you can poll about a poll.

POLL SEPTION!!!

Alicorn princess twilight sparkle

The United County wrote:Doing a poll about a poll :/ im running out of ideas for polls

You've got to be POLLING my leg.

Dragoria wrote:Yo dawg, I heard you like polls...

Zachtia wrote:So I put a poll in your poll, so you can poll about a poll.

Alicorn princess twilight sparkle wrote:You've got to be POLLING my leg.

Can yall stop POLLING around?? Can't you see im doing Polls here? Its not like im POLLING any of your legs literally... besides, doing this conversation about poll, is nothing compared to how i poll about a poll and coming here to tell you im polling about a poll, so basically i can poll-ception better because the poll cops can't POLL me over for doing so many polls and saying alot of polls. Hehehe :3

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