"That doesn't help me does it..."
No, it isn't. I don't think I have spoken to a goddess before, but my sense is that you should speak to her with the utmost politeness and respect.
You shut up, South Alticral. Sorry, Honored Surime, that idiot only believes in what I call his money goddess, who by all evidence does not actually exist. Davide has attempted to convince him before that you are an actual goddess and failed. He is so stubborn I doubt he would believe you were a goddess even if you destroyed his world, so I do kindly suggest you ignore him.
Our Goddess has a name you ignorant reptile, she is also the goddess of wisdom and fortune, not the "Goddess of money". From now on, any alliance our nations had have now ended, your nation of reptile scum are now enemies of South Alticral and any diplomats you may have had in South Alticral have been killed.
(Also what evidence do you have that our goddess isn't real? Sounds pretty intolerant of you. OOC I say that we are a scam church but IC you should have no real evidence (except from your suspicions) that our church is made to make money off of people's belief, unless you've been spying on our leader.)
(Well, yeah, it is a megachurch. We're no where near as evil as the church of Scientology though, we'll actually let you leave if you want.)
(Well now I know your not as evil as them.)
yeah... I don't know how to talk to one, so I default to acting like im talking to a dictator.
How dare you calling her and people reptile... I rather not continue what are you saying but still how dare you!
(Look, so far you have been extremely inconsistent, or at least seem to be inconsistent, about indicating whether or not you're talking IC or OOC when talking about your nation. I don't think it's entirely my fault if I get confused. Also, has River seen her? Has she seen the goddess act? No, not so far. The dragons of Pyrrhia don't believe in any gods, and so are suspicious of any. The only reason River believes Surime is real is because she (thinks she:) made friends with her literal daughter. I personally believe that this comes from dragons' places in the food chain- even though humans are technically at the top as well, there are still lots of things that can kill them easily. Not so with dragons. They're the most powerful beings in their ecosystem, how would there be a being more powerful than them? Why would they need help from this being to survive?)
"Ignorant reptile." "Reptile scum." So we may be, but remember, reptiles are not the only beings that can be ignorant scum.
Fine, I guess we're enemies now. But I very much doubt that my diplomats have been killed. What did you do to try to kill them again? Shoot your little metal pellets at them? Maybe stab them with your little stabby sticks? Mmm-hmm, I'm expecting their arrival back here any minute now. Actually, they've already arrived, never mind. I'm sending you your diplomats back safe and sound, to show that giant reptiles can actually be more humane than humans.
Believe it or not, this is actually good for me... it solves a problem that's been bothering me for a while... All right.
Well, we are reptiles, but still, it's like calling humans apes- or for that matter scavengers, which was our old name for them, before we knew they were sapient. Now it is very rude to call a human a scavenger.
(Im not at all copying DominionRemnants ;)) Meanwhile im just playing crappy ROBLOX games, I will not involve myself in any war, even tho that would be fun as I have never roleplayed a war :3)
(I mean, if river has met the leader of South Alticral, she has met the mortal form of the goddess...But in a region full of nations with magic, you believe that one specific woman who shows magic is a goddess...
Yeah I'm inconsistent IC and OOC but I mean, a megachurch isn't going to admit it's a scam is it?
Oh please, we are one of the regions most scientifically advanced nations, we have a strong military and one of our main exports are weapons. You nations people aren't invulnerable, your diplomats are dead. Maybe some of the diplomats escaped but "ohhh our dragon powers help the diplomats just shake off any damage and come back" is bad RP, it's not like your diplomats are characters you have come up with and put time and effort into.)
Going to assume that's a call out, which is funny because I've been called out for not referring to someones stats, real lose-lose situation going on here.