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The Yeetusa wrote:You both came at a rather bad time, we are having a trial.

About the trial, Alexander the Magnus I recommend you respond to the Mouth and Will's post, unless you wish to leave.

Hail the Confederation!

OOC: I will, I have RL problems right now, but will most likely respond before tomorrow.

Post by The legation provinces suppressed by Jocospor.

The legation provinces

Jocospor wrote:To the Confederation,

It is very easy to make grand, sweeping statements that take perhaps thirty minutes to conceive.

It is another thing to administrate a region for nearly five years that, in its recent history, has enjoyed a reputation as one of NationStates' biggest UCRs. Which is 420,480 lots of thirty minutes, for those wondering.

And such statements from a nation that, when its citizen was elected by the region to serve in government, profoundly damaged the Confederation's inter-regional relations and had to be tried for negligence and incompetence? How unbelievable. Alexander the Magnus: an impassioned idealist? Maybe. But an efficient, confidently-literate reformist? Certainly not.

This Confederation has never, and will never, tolerate agitators.

Because the concerns shared by the nation in question have been illuminated in an extremely petulant fashion and without respect for the system, which this same nation would have us believe it so adores, the Shadow Cult nor its Imperial Council will not respond other than to say the following:

In accordance with Direktorate Order 1, hebdomadal reports continue to be submitted to the Shadow Cult by each councilor of the Imperial Council. Their publication is entirely dependent upon the Shadow Emperor's pleasure.

If any nation wishes to see increased recruiting efforts for the region, they are invited to donate telegram stamps to Confederation State Broadcasting.

Nations should not confuse a lack of petty drama for inactivity.

Those that speak so flippantly of "growth" and "change" should also remember that Jocospor is now effectively five years older than it was when it founded the Confederation. Deeply national preoccupations tend to arise over such a period.

The resignation of nations such as Regna loreau and Khanbaliq Mongolia from the Imperial Council were in no way related to their activities, but to deeply national preoccupations.

If any nation is unsatisfied with the operations of the Imperial Senate, they are invited to openly participate within it via the appropriate channels. Since Alexander the Magnus was found guilty during Inquisitional Hearing #33030520, its citizens are unable to return to any government position while that guilty verdict stands.

Any nation that sympathises with Azure Watester Federation is cordially invited to leave the region. The Confederation is sick and tired of having to react to incidents, accusations and mentions involving that region. The AWF should not be idolised. If AWF continues to hold opinions concerning the Confederation, it is the Shadow Cult's recommendation that AWF instead turn its attention to itself, because it is egregiously harming its member states in ways this Confederation never has.

A statement of criticism should never be followed by any iteration of the phrase, "By the way, this is not a criticism."

And those that would dare to attack their Emperor, the Shadow Cult and before it the Imperial Empire: how absolutely ungrateful and naive you are.

You do not know what goes on behind the scenes.

You will never understand the costs, the challenges.

You shame this Confederation.

The proud nation of Jocospor will always look back to its past and reminisce on its contributions to NationStates - contributions that, for better or worse, few have ever made. Because few are as dedicated to hard work, culture, diversity, and government as Jocospor.

In finding the actions and behaviours of Alexander the Magnus to be not only traitorous and seditious but deeply insulting to the highest offices of this Confederation, the Shadow Cult immediately authorises the Office of the Mouth and Will of the Emperor under Depackya to begin the necessary criminal proceedings. This statement shall be entered as the only admissible evidence representing both the Shadow Cult and its Imperial Council.

Hail the Confederation!

The Shadow Cult of Jocospor
Confederation of Corrupt Dictators

Yeah, sorry to say it but, we really don't care as much as you think we do about regional politics in the CCD, so I'll make it easier by saying that you can at least drop the fourth charge,
Best of luck to Alexander in the trial, least he has learned that y'all are a bunch of people who have quite a disdain for reform, but please, don't involve our region in your petty accusations time.

Thanks, Vlamms Statt, Former Commander of the Confederation Air Force, and holder of the (unjustly revoked) Knight of the Severed Hand.

P.S.- To Jocospor, might I recommend that you look into a grammar correction software, perhaps Grammarly? as they themselves say, helps with small errors and makes you not look like a fool

Post by Bolshevik siberia suppressed by Valerox.

Bolshevik siberia

Nations of the Confederation,

I won't lie, it's a long time since I've written those words. The old 'uns amongst you might recognise this little nation, and you'll know who's behind me. If you know you know ;)

That's right lads, it's Russia Major, Former War Minister of the Confederation of Corrupt Dictators (Don't deny it Jocospor I still have the telegram), Former Knight of the Order of the Severed Hand (2018 and 2019). But rather more importantly, former (two time) Speaker of the Assembly of the Azure Watester Federation, in fact it was until yesterday evening that I held that position (it having since been abolished by a referendum I called).

Now I imagine you're all asking yourselves 'What is the Scourge (read: dissolver) of Chrome Company doing here?", I am on a humanitarian mission. Alexander the Magnus stands accused of a crime he is innocent of. As Speaker of the Assembly I was privy to the highest security secrets of the AWF, and I can say truthfully, with my hand on my heart, there was no collusion between any agent of the AWF, and the defendant.

Now of course, first and foremost it falls to the Prosecutor, 'the hand and will of the Emperor' Depackya to prove that the defendant actually committed collusion. But secondly, and rather more importantly, the reinkalistani trial way back when gave me all the proof I need to conclude that Trials in this Confederation of Corrupt Dictators are decided on the will of the Imperial Council (seriously? The Supreme Council was far better), not on justice, or facts. The defendant will likely be tried and convicted on all charges, (though it would be a pleasant surprise if he weren't). But I ought not to let my tongue be tied and an innocent man be punished for a crime he did not commit (though I do question how you would punish him, given the recent seizure of Vangmar).

I have to say, It's rather telling that Jocospor loves to tell us to move on, (and believe me when I say we've been doing some introspection recently) yet he brings us up in a conversation where we weren't brought up before. Seems like we're not the ones having trouble moving on.

So there, I'll be popping off now, don't want to give old Depackya (my former boss!) the satisfaction of ejecting me ;). If you want to be regaled with tales of the Confederation of old, feel free to contact me on Russia Major. Otherwise, stay happy, stay healthy and keep roleplaying (seriously that was the best part of this region way back when and it's kinda dying).

Yours Sincerely,

Russia Major

His Grace, Feldmarschal Sir Vladislav Khilkov, Grand Duke of Novgorod, Former War Minister of the Confederation of Corrupt Dictators, Fmr. KOSH.

His Imperial Majesty, Czar Feodor Romanova-Holstein-Lansov, Czar of All Rus Etc.

Post by Neu preussa suppressed by Valerox.

Neu preussa

OOC: Hello everyone! I've been off NS for a while and my first nation CTE'd. But I'm back now and excited to rejoin the community :D
(On a side note, the invites to the regional discord seem to be invalid. Could someone help me with that?)

Hail the Confederation!

Post by Sr capture squad suppressed by ShrewLlamaLand.

Sr capture squad

South Reinkalistan here, just to confirm that Alexander the Magnus is totally in league with the entire AWF administration

he's guilty


please proceed with your kangaroo trial kthx

We reiterate:

Alexander the Magnus wrote:The AWF is right

Jocospor wrote: Any nation that sympathises with Azure Watester Federation is cordially invited to leave the region. The Confederation is sick and tired of having to react to incidents, accusations and mentions involving that region. The AWF should not be idolised. If AWF continues hold opinions concerning the Confederation, it is the Shadow Cult's recommendation that AWF instead turn its attention to itself, because it is egregiously harming its member states in ways this Confederation never has.

Hail the Confederation!

Imperial Offices
Confederation of Corrupt Dictators

Post by Philippine national socialist republic suppressed by Jocospor.

Philippine national socialist republic

Down with Azure!

Hail the Confederation!

Depackya wrote:INQUISITIONAL HEARING #34080820

The Immortal Empire of Alexander the Magnus

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You stand accused of having breached the following aspects of the Code of Law of the Confederation of Corrupt Dictators:

  • 2-VIII:"This body hereby declares that any assault against the reputation of the Confederation (such as, but not limited to, factbooks, RMB posts, etc., which may damage the region's good name) shall be illegal;"

  • 3-II:"This body hereby declares actions considered treasonous against the Confederation of Corrupt Dictators to be illegal;"

  • 3-III:"This body hereby declares any and all acts of sedition of the Confederation's peoples to be illegal;"

  • 3-IV:"This body hereby declares any and all acts of collusion with regions or nations outside the Confederation, without the permission of the Emperor or Imperial Council, to be illegal;"

  • 3-V:"This body hereby declares acts of insurgence against the Imperial Council to be illegal;"

  • 3-VI: "This body hereby declares any disturbances most gratuitous of this hallowed region's peaceable society to be illegal;"

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As such, you have been charged with the following:

  • Damages Against the Reputation of the Confederation;

  • Treason Against the Confederation;

  • Sedition of the Confederation and Her Peoples;

  • Collusion with Azure Watester Federation;

  • Insurgence Against the Imperial Council;

  • Disturbances Most Gratuitous of this Hallowed Region's Peaceable Society;

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Respond immediately or risk ejection from the Confederation of Corrupt Dictators.

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To all nations:

RMB posts unrelated to the Inquisitional Hearing shall, for the duration of said hearing, be suppressed. This does not mean your nation is in trouble; it simply allows the Imperial Council easy access to related posts. As soon as the Inquisitional Hearing ends, all posts shall be unsuppressed.

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Hail the Confederation!

Sir Aleksandr Ivanov HCF
Mouth and Will of the Emperor
Confederation of Corrupt Dictators

First, I want to disregard any of the AWF's attempts to "declare me innocent". I believe that they want to incriminate me, and influence your decision against me. I have not been in collusion with the AWF, and I never will.

Now as to respond to the accusations. First, "Damages to the Reputation of the Confederation", nowhere have I said anything bad about the Confederation in my commentary, I have said that it needs reform, but not that it is a terrible place. Neither have I called for democracy. Also, who would see it as damaged? We have no strong embassy ties that would care about my criticism. Second, "Treason" if speaking out about this region, and how it needs to reform for the betterment of all is treason, then I have done so, and do not regret it. We need to fix this region. It is not hopeless but it needs to happen. Third, "Sedition" nowhere am I calling a rise to arms, or an overthrow of the government. I am asking the existing government to reform itself, of its own volition for the good of the Confederation. Either shape up, and take active duties in the Confederation, or step down. Fourth, "Collusion with the AWF" I apologize to the CCD for my lack of clarity on this subject. As Joco said:

Jocospor wrote:We reiterate:
Hail the Confederation!

Imperial Offices
Confederation of Corrupt Dictators

Although I can understand how you read my words, and see "The AWF is right..." But that is not my thought, not even my sentence, this is my words:

Alexander the Magnus wrote: The AWF is right, we have been corrupted, and we need to change. But their mistake was leaving. The Confederation does not need to be abandoned, it needs to be reformed.

I should have been clearer, but this is not Collusion with the AWF, this is saying that they were right, only as so far as we need to change. How they went about it is terrible, and I hate with my very being, traitors are not to be tolerated, nor affiliated with. Fifth, "Insurgence Against the Imperial Council" I again, have not called for a revolt, or insurgence against anyone. Sixth, "Disturbances Most Gratuitous of this Hallowed Region's Peaceable Society" I may have, but only because of how it has been reacted to. There was no disturbance, until the IC's response. I was agreed with, and most liked my statement.

Now, stepping back from the trial. To all of the Confederation's inhabitants; I want to apologize for my harsh words in my first statement. I meant no disrespect, and I merely wanted to invoke a reformation in the CCD. But I went too far, and said things that I should not have. I pushed too far. And for that, I apologize directly to Jocospor, ShrewLlamaLand, Depackya, West Heisen, Aeioux, Valerox, Golden Impirial Utopia, HMS NHS, The Xaviet Empire, Jefferson Club, Kleptocratic Maniacs, and any other party I may have offended.

As having that said, I still stand by what I said, every bit of it. I do not believe that one should be brought before the Inquisitional Hearing for calling for reform.

Thank you all, Alex

Hail the Confederation!

Post by Salcanceasy 2 Electric Boogaloo suppressed by a moderator.

Post by Confederation of chocolate dippers suppressed by a moderator.

Why are random trolls just coming in for no reason during this trial.
Hail the Confederation!

Post by Salcanceasy 2 Electric Boogaloo suppressed by a moderator.

Deman Kalan wrote:Why are random trolls just coming in for no reason during this trial.
Hail the Confederation!

Because they want me kicked out, then point to my trial as to why the CCD is corrupt.

Salcanceasy 2 Electric Boogaloo wrote:Alexander the Magnus is my secret lover, he has no connection to the AWF, besides our unwavering love for one another. I implore the court to recognise that he only thing Magnus is guilty of is not declaring his love for me in the open. There's no need to deny this in front of everyone Magnus, no longer must we concede to the shadows in the name of our love. I'd rather we take to the light and declare our love for one another in the open.

Hail the Confederation

This is absolute nonsense, I barely know you at all.

Confederation of chocolate dippers wrote:It's that time once again!

Today we are going to dip the competent remainder of the CCD in chocolate.

Wait, what do you mean there's nothing?

Hail the confederation

This is just trolling.

Hail the Confederation.

These trolls are simpily causing disruptions,transgression towards Alexander the Magnus and are spreading very obvious lies.. to any nation in the CCD do not take heed with these trolls.

Hail the Confederation

Post by Not reinkalistan suppressed by a moderator.

I say we eject anyone who tries to be the "funny"man in the room! Down with the trolls, up with the death sentence!

Hail the Confederation!

I say this is the World Assembly's fault, if they had left us to our own devices and not given us a reputation we don't deserve we wouldn't be faced with a drop in popularity. I mean we're not Nazi's and I haven't found any examples of Hate communities in ccd. Why don't we all just cease with hostilities and look at the real enemy, the World Assembly.

Hail the Confederation.

Post by Bread and circuses and cheese suppressed by ShrewLlamaLand.

Bread and circuses and cheese

Hello, old friends.

It has come to my attention that a certain member, one The Dixie Confederate Union, has made slanderous comments, degrading myself and my Azure Kinsmen. I am outraged that Dixie, a manipulating, backstabbing coward would call us rude and unfriendly, while lying about emergencies, bringing us pain, being concerned about someone we considered a friend, at one point.

Dixie manipulated our caring nature, using it to gain pity points and attention. Pretending to be hurting, while being fine with harming us mentally. I do not wish to call harm to the confederation, but I must alert you all to this. Do not believe the lies Dixie gives.

That said, best of luck.

Bread and circuses and cheese wrote:Hello, old friends.

OOC: I don't care. No one here cares. I don't know why you and the rest of your region is still obsessed with the Confederation when we genuinely could not care less about drama that just doesn't affect us.

There are no CCD nations posting on your RMB or in your Discord bringing our drama over there. Frankly, all of this garbage should have ended six months ago.

In the words of supreme leader Scomo:
"Stop it. It is not sensible, it is not helpful and it has been one of the most disappointing things I have seen in [Azure] behaviour."

Hail the Confederation!

Post by Supolinia suppressed by a moderator.

Philippine national socialist republic

Anyone who goes against Jocospor and Shrewllamaland are infidels!

Hail the Confederation!

Greetings citizens of the Confederation

The Board of directors is pleased to announce the formation of the Banker Block.

"Military and Trade Alliance for the Increase of Brand Value and Expansion of Business"
Within Confederation Law
Mission Statement

The Banker Bloc is an alliance of the Confederations most Corrupt Capitalists. We are a faction of ideologically aligned Corporate bodies with the goal of mutual prosperity and protection in mind. We are aware that the Confederation is a haven for brutal despots and jingoistic socialists, and often these types fleece their citizens with high taxes to finance their overbloated militaries. Hence why we pledge to protect our fellow corporations from the aggression of external threats, whether through arms or bureaucracy.

Sometimes a new venture may emerge in which will require the combined efforts of all corporations to increase profit margins. For example, a country may fail to pay a large sum of money loaned to them from an International Bank. After hiring an army of lawyers to legitimize alternative payment, a declaration of war may ensue. Members of the Banker Bloc may be called on to contribute forces to supplement the invasion. In return for their investments, contributors will be rewarded a partitioning of shares from seized assets.


Newcomers to the faction can be promoted by contributing in wars and other geopolitical events. The order of positions in the faction are as follows.

Chief Executive

Director of Operations

Continental Management

Regional Management

National Management




Member Nations



The Confederated Bankers of Feuraxia

CEO Fredrick McKinney

Chief Executive

The Semi-Autonomous Corporation of Noobloxia

CEO Oofito Oofilini

Director of Operations

The Constitutional Monarchy of New England INC

King Powers


The United Corporatist States of The H Corporation

Hamler II


Entry Prerequisites

This faction will only accept capitalist nations with high levels of economic freedom into membership. Below is the list of WA nation categories that the ideal membership candidate possesses.

  • Corporate Police State

  • Free Market Paradise

  • Compulsory Consumerist State

  • Capitalizt

  • Capitalist Paradise

  • Corporate Bordello

  • Anarchy

All other WA categories will be considered but having economic policy Socialism is prohibited.

The Banker's Highway Initiative is a transnational trade and infrastructure development strategy for nations within the Confederation of Corrupt Dictators and abroad. The goal of the Initiative is to promote trade, economic and diplomatic cooperation between nations with the hopes of cultivating mutual prosperity for the benefit of all. Nations who wish to adopt the Banker's Highway are rewarded with cheaper energy from Feuraxian companies and significantly lowered tariffs on consumer goods. All that is required is official permission from consenting nations for Feuraxian companies to operate freely within markets for the benefit of all.

Printed with Authorisation from the Office of Banker Bloc Head of Data Managment

Read factbook

The Banker Block is a trade and military faction for capitalist nations with high economic freedom. Perhaps by putting nations with like minded policies into groups, we can make roleplay more interesting and meaningful. I encourage other nations within the Confederation from other parts of the political spectrum to form factions. These factions are purely for roleplay purposes.

Hail the Confederation!

Fredrick McKinney
Chief Executive of the Bank of Feuraxia

OOC: Am I still on trial? Because posts not relating to the trial have not been suppressed, and I have had no response since my apology.

Hail the Confederation!

Alexander the Magnus wrote:OOC: Am I still on trial? Because posts not relating to the trial have not been suppressed, and I have had no response since my apology.

Hail the Confederation!

The Imperial Council has decided upon a verdict.

The Mouth and Will will conclude Inquisitional Hearing #34080820 once the proceedings have been finalised.

Hail the Confederation!

Lord of Loathing

Breaking News!:
New England INC has signed off on joining the newly formed alliance, The Bankers Block. The reasons for joining the alliance is for " The Increased profits in major industry sectors, mainly in manufacturing and Arms manufacturing" as quoted by His Royal Majesty as of today. Of course this alliance will go perfectly well without any problems as of our Majesty's unbounded wisdom.

More at Five.

Hail the Confederation!

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