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Post by Gradstropin suppressed by Depackya.

Gradstropin

Kyavan wrote:Ah sh*t

Here we go again

Hail the Confederation

Traitor, reeeeeeeeeee

Gradstropin wrote:Traitor, reeeeeeeeeee

Just remember to Hail the Confederation!

Hail the Confederation!

Post by Gradstropin suppressed by Depackya.

Gradstropin

Daltonland wrote:Just remember to Hail the Confederation!

Hail the Confederation!

...

You gave a like to your own puppet's message, eh?

Top kek

Gradstropin wrote:...

You gave a like to your own puppet's message, eh?

Top kek

And you have repeatedly disobeyed the RMB act. Again, please Hail the Confederation at the end of your posts.

Hail the Confederation!

Yeah, so Alexander the Magnus, basically we use other weapons, like guns and stuff. We still use shields, but they are bulletproof. Basically see image:

https://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2014/02/27/article-2569193-1BDB214600000578-548_964x636.jpg

https://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/Roman_Legion_Carpe_Diem_6212.jpg

https://i.imgur.com/02RXpRS_d.webp?maxwidth=640&shape=thumb&fidelity=medium

See these for what we looks likes.

Hail the confederations

As everything is going normal in Alexandria, a fleet of state of the ark VlaRiSsiAn war planes flood the sky, almost blotting out the sun through their sheer numbers.

The planes ready to initiate the attack, and soon a nigh endless swarm of ships approach the land, covering the horizon. The turrets on each and every naval craft activate, and are preparing to project an unstoppable barrage of destruction across the land.

Behind the swarm of ships float many hundreds to thousands of transport craft -both naval and airborne- each carrying thousands of troops and hundreds of vehicles.

The Navy reaches the shore. Spy drones and satellite intel show that the military has landed at the right place. Using a telepathic communicator, the head general greets the rebel leaders.

“So this is the proper location to deploy our army” The General rhetorically asks

The Rebel Leader nods, while greeting the General back.

Each and every transport ship is given the order to land. As the several thousands of craft reach the coast, they each, they each slowly open their entrances.

Thousands of troops march out of each ship, accompanied by hundreds of armored vehicles, tanks, artillery and drones. It appears almost as a full scale invasion, but this is just the first wave of military personnel.

Each soldier is armed with a highly advanced automatic machine gun. Tanks with rail guns land on the coast, capable of laying waste to armies and defenses. Rocket artillery with only the most advanced missile technology prepare to wreak hell on all enemies. The technology possessed by this army can cause awe in any mere 21st century humanoid who even tries to comprehend its beauty.

Several Generals and military officers land on the coast and approach the rebels.

“Don’t worry, your proletarian revolution has only just begun.” The main general remarks, “We can help you reach unparalleled power. Once you take over, we’ll make this new worker’s Republic as a pu- I mean ally.”

The rebels, satisfied with the sheer strength of their support, ask for the weapons promised to them. The officials, upon remembering, motion for troops to bring in state of the ark weapons.

Several soldiers march toward the rebels, holding plasma rifles, gravity guns, electro-magnetic grenades, railguns and death drones. The rebels look in amazement.

“All yours” exclaims the VlaRiSsiAn General.

The Rebels pay the Generals who then convert and transport the money to the VlaRiSsiAn Government.

OOC: None of the weapons I’m currently using breach the WMD act as of what I know. We’re only using future tech conventional weapons like lasers and smart rockets. I don’t think smart drones that target and destroy enemies using laser weapons would count as WMDs but let me know if any of my weapons do breach the act.

Hail the Confederation!

OOC: I made a map of Alexandria, to better the RP with locations, but the link won't work in a Factbook. Does anyone know how to fix it? Here is the link: https://imgur.com/Q7PbtHH.

Hail the Confederation!

Alexander the Magnus wrote:OOC: I made a map of Alexandria, to better the RP with locations, but the link won't work in a Factbook. Does anyone know how to fix it? Here is the link: https://imgur.com/Q7PbtHH.

Hail the Confederation!

No, that's exactly the problem I get with my factbooks. And people always thought I was just crazy...

Ave Societatem Adscitis!
Hail the Confederation!

Alexander the Magnus wrote:OOC: I made a map of Alexandria, to better the RP with locations, but the link won't work in a Factbook. Does anyone know how to fix it? Here is the link: https://imgur.com/Q7PbtHH.

Hail the Confederation!

OOC: Type .jpg at the end of the link like this: https://imgur.com/Q7PbtHH.jpg
Hopefully this helps. I’ve had a similar problem when making factbooks and, atleast for me, having the link with .jpg or something like that helps.

Hail the Confederation!

Alexander the Magnus wrote:OOC: I made a map of Alexandria, to better the RP with locations, but the link won't work in a Factbook. Does anyone know how to fix it? Here is the link: https://imgur.com/Q7PbtHH.

Hail the Confederation!

OOC: You have to open the picture in a separate tap and copy the url from that.
Here, I did just that, you can just klick raw and copy the stuff.
nation=the_destroyers_of_christianity/detail=factbook/id=1402337

Edit: Btw, what program/website did you use to make that map? It looks pretty nice.

Hail the Confederation!

VlaRiSsiA wrote:OOC: Type .jpg at the end of the link like this: https://imgur.com/Q7PbtHH.jpg
Hopefully this helps. I’ve had a similar problem when making factbooks and, atleast for me, having the link with .jpg or something like that helps.

Hail the Confederation!

Thank you, I think that was the problem.

The Destroyers of Christianity wrote:OOC: You have to open the picture in a separate tap and copy the url from that.
Here, I did just that, you can just klick raw and copy the stuff.
nation=the_destroyers_of_christianity/detail=factbook/id=1402337

Edit: Btw, what program/website did you use to make that map? It looks pretty nice.

Hail the Confederation!

Thanks! I can now finish the Factbook. I used https://azgaar.github.io/Fantasy-Map-Generator/ to generate the rivers and land, but 3D paint to color and label it.

Hail the Confederation!

The advice was helpful and now I have a factbook with pictures!

The Living Army of Hell. So many questions people always have. How powerful are they? What are the ranks? How do they fight? I am trying today to clarify and answer these.

Ranks:

Abilities and types of Demon:

- New Blood - The most basic demons, slightly stronger and more enduring than average humans, occasionally can summon flickers of fire.
- Defiled - Can summon fire to the extent of a bonfire, superhuman endurance and vigour
- Veteran defiled - Can summon huge blazes of flames, can also teleport in a blaze of flames to somewhere within 30 meters.
- Defiled Seargent - All of Veteran Defiled, can also create infernos of flame that draw in enemies in a small tornado of fire.
- Shadow Seargent - All of Defiled Seargent, can also turn invisible.

Higher ranking generals:

- Spawn Seargent - All of Shadow Seargent, can ressurect fallen men as New Blood to join the Burning Legion.
- Imp Seargent - All of Shadow Seargent, can summon huge billowing flames, can form shapes out of these.
- Baron Seargent - All of Shadow Seargent, can also turn into a cloud of black smoke, in this state he may also possess enemies.

Top ranking general:

- Hell knight - All of Baron, Imp and Spawn Seargent, also surrounded constantly by extremely hot fire, which melts any incoming bullets shrapnel etc. , can teleport anywhere by dissolving into flames and reconstructing from ash elsewhere.

Mounts:

- Sabbaoth - A kind of giant worm like creature that is ridden on by Higher Ranking Generals. It has thick, almost impenetrable hide, and eats humans.

Read factbook

Ave Societatem Adscitis!
Hail the Confederation!

VlaRiSsiA wrote:Overpoweredness

nation=alexander_the_magnus/detail=factbook/id=1398589

Where did your ships land? I would say that you landed in the North-East province, that is the yellow one, because it is not very industrialized, and is more communistic leaning.

Hail the Confederation!

Alexander the Magnus wrote:nation=alexander_the_magnus/detail=factbook/id=1398589

Where did your ships land? I would say that you landed in the North-East province, that is the yellow one, because it is not very industrialized, and is more communistic leaning.

Hail the Confederation!

My ships landed on rebel occupied territory. So, which regions do the rebels have a major presence in?

Hail the Confederation!

VlaRiSsiA wrote:My ships landed on rebel occupied territory. So, which regions do the rebels have a major presence in?

Hail the Confederation!

The southern, and the northeastern, and the cultists specifically are in the northwestern.

Hail the Confederation!

Well about half of this site seems to hate me now. So I might as well make my blacklisting official and join you guys. Hail The Confederation!

OOC: Alexandria is now open to fight each other. You may fight the Emperor, or the Rebels, your choice. All movements that are posted need to ping me, or TG me what happened. No godmodeling and I hold the right to void. I think that is all, and if you still want to join the fight, you can, and if you need to change your numbers, that is fine.

Hail the Confederation!

50,000 Cultists from the Fiticustarityopian archipelago use motorboats to land on the northern peninsula.

They kill the inhabitants of a small town on the coast, and begin to make their way to Port Royal.

Hail the Confederation!

Alexander's troops begin to muster to defend the homeland from invaders.

Kratos takes a force of 30,000 to quash the primitive cultists in the north, while Levi Tenneson prepares the navy to blockade the VlaRisSiAn army.

Lucky starts training the troops, and Hector leads his airforce to destroy the invading army.

Alexander calls upon his allies who have sworn to help him in this endeavor to mobilize and send the troops that they promised.

The Premier, on the other hand, is delighted at the sheer numbers that have been promised to him, and dines with his generals.

The Draconika Leader whips his forces up, and sends them from the heart of Dragon Rock to Alexandria.

Hail the Confederation!

As the first landing finished, a staggering 3.5 million well armed and well trained soldiers march through the communist occupied coast and into the areas that haven’t been liberated yet.

As the army reaches enemy cities, they begin doing what they are very experienced in: atrocities.

Soldiers begin looting and pillaging cities while targeting as many non-combatants as possible like they were enemy troops. Scorched earth policy is used and numerous acres of forestry and farmland is burned down. General Legg O. Yoda, yes that notorious war criminal, oversees these war atrocities, while taking ketamine of course.

VlaRiSsiAn bombers wreak terror upon cities, leaving mass destruction not seen since the Great Patriotic War. Smart drones are mobilized to target any potential threats, even if they are civilian strongholds, using laser guided missiles. Artillery fire from the Green Fleet relentlessly rains hell on the mainland.

The Supreme Command, upon hearing of the blockade, orders each and every soldier to reach a quota of 5 kills. While it may seem improbable, the real purpose of this executive order is to encourage mass murder of non-combatants. The officials know that such an amount per soldier is only reserved for a full genocide of an entire country.

Each and every soldier is determined to make the Supreme Leader proud, no matter the cost.

The Green Army is infamous because of how it is the complete control of a psychotic despot. The chance of an unexpected, or possibly planned, switch is a very real scenario. Hell, the Supreme Leader may order the military to keep switching sides in order to prolonge the war so that hundreds of millions of civilians die just for the fun of it.

Hail the Confederation!

OOC:Feuraxia and Noobloxia have a joint army of 2 million men/noobs with 3000 main battle tanks, 5200 artillery, 1200 AA guns and 80 attack helicopters.

IC:

F.N.A.C Operation Bluebird


Map of the Farradean Region in the Geographical North-Centre of the Alexandrian continent.

The Narrative

The situation is deteriorating quickly in the Alexandrian Empire. Reds and pagans have led many of the citizens of Alexandria down a dark path of unrighteousness and sin. The East, South, and Northwest of the country have rebelled and taken up arms against the Emperor. Upright Royalist forces have been losing ground to degenerates and devil worshipers. Red Tyrants within the CCD have pledged overwhelming support in the millions to advance communism across one the Confederations most influential powers.
Fortunately, the Emperor has many friends, and Mr. McKinney is proud to number himself among one of them. In order to build an army large enough to compete with the Red tyrants, Mr. McKinney called upon the deep noobpower pool in Bloxy Cola Corporation. Chief Executive Oofito Oofilini pledged his support for the Royalists, and worked with McKinney to found the joint Feuraxo-Noobloxy Army Corps (FNAC). This army would combine the draconian conscription policy in Noobloxia with the technological and industrial prosperity in liberty loving Feuraxia.

Operation Bluebird

The Feuraxo-Noobloxy Army Corps (FNAC) have launched a joint operation under the code name: Operation Bluebird. At precisely 6:00am, 1,000,000 men and noobs in 20 infantry divisions were freighted for a joint naval and air assault of the Farradean Coast. Ships from the Corporate Navy escorted hundreds of convoys down the Farradean Straits while transport helicopters flew to dropzones in Waterdeep and Port Royal. At 6:32am, the first shots were documented from a Red Alexandrian patrol squad on the Waterdeep beach front. Helicopters carrying noob shock troopers overwhelmed the disorganised local garrision. The Noobloxian flag was raised 20 minutes later in the city centre with light resistance.
At 6:33am, 95,000 men stormed the strategically important city of Port Royal. It was reported that intense fire erupted almost immediately. Battle reports numbered the well organised and mildly entrenched garrision forces at 10,000 to 15,000 Alexandrian rebels. 1200 heavy infantry were deployed via helicopter in the Northern area of the city, and moved in to flank the defenders from the rear. After an hour of costly advance, the resistance was broken by Feuraxian main battle tanks from the 39th Armoured battalion. Casualties number around 20,000 men and noobs with zero missing in action.

________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________
Printed with authorisation from the Feuraxian Army Head of Data Management
Jerry Piedmont
Administration for Battle Data 2020

Read dispatch


Operation Bluebird

The Feuraxo-Noobloxy Army Corps (FNAC) have launched a joint operation under the code name: Operation Bluebird. At precisely 6:00am, 1,000,000 men and noobs in 20 infantry divisions were freighted for a joint naval and air assault of the Farradean Coast. Ships from the Corporate Navy escorted hundreds of convoys down the Farradean Straits while transport helicopters flew to dropzones in Waterdeep and Port Royal. At 6:32am, the first shots were documented from a Red Alexandrian patrol squad on the Waterdeep beach front. Helicopters carrying noob shock troopers overwhelmed the disorganised local garrision. The Noobloxian flag was raised 20 minutes later in the city centre with light resistance.
At 6:33am, 95,000 men stormed the strategically important city of Port Royal. It was reported that intense fire erupted almost immediately. Battle reports numbered the well organised and mildly entrenched garrision forces at 10,000 to 15,000 Alexandrian rebels. 1200 heavy infantry were deployed via helicopter in the Northern area of the city, and moved in to flank the defenders from the rear. After an hour of costly advance, the resistance was broken by Feuraxian main battle tanks from the 39th Armoured battalion. Casualties number around 20,000 men and noobs with zero missing in action.

Hail the Confederation!

Jerry Piedmont
Administration of Battle Data

VlaRiSsiA wrote:As the first landing finished, a staggering 3.5 million well armed and well trained soldiers march into Alexandrian Territory.

As the army reaches populated cities, they begin doing what they are very experienced in: atrocities.

Soldiers begin looting and pillaging cities while massacring non-combatants as if they were enemy troops. Scorched earth policy is used and countless acres of forest and farmland is burned down. General Legg O. Yoda, yes that notorious war criminal, oversees these war atrocities, while taking ketamine of course.

VlaRiSsiAn bombers wreak terror upon cities, leaving destruction unlike anything else. Smart drones target all possible enemies, even civilians, and incinerate them with laser guided missiles. Artillery fire from the Green Fleet demolishes enormous quantities of land.

The Supreme Command, upon hearing of the blockade, orders each and every soldier to reach a minimum of 5 kills. Each and every soldier is determined to make the Supreme Leader proud, no matter the amount of war crimes they commit.

The Green Army is infamous because of how it is the complete control of a psychotic despot. The chance of an unexpected, or possibly planned, switch is a very real scenario. Hell, the Supreme Leader may order the military to keep switching sides in order to prolonge the war so that hundreds of millions of civilians die just for the fun of it.

Hail the Confederation!

OOC: First off, great RP. Second... You landed on Commie ground. The most Communist of all the provinces... And you killed a lot of them... I am going to say that you can edit it, or I can void it. I understand what you are doing, but you are attacking your own people. Also, the Communists are the majority, not the minority, so you need to head to the noncommunist part of Alexandria. I can mark com, and royalist parts, but please refer to the map, instead of just attacking.

IC: The Premier watches the atrocities before him, and wonders if he made the wrong decision in recruiting the army in front of him, thankfully, he had plans...

Feuraxia wrote:OOC: Feuraxia and Noobloxia have a joint army of 2 million men/noobs with 3000 main battle tanks, 5200 artillery, 1200 AA guns and 80 attack helicopters.

IC:

F.N.A.C Operation Bluebird


Map of the Farradean Region in the Geographical North-Centre of the Alexandrian continent.

The Narrative

The situation is deteriorating quickly in the Alexandrian Empire. Reds and pagans have led many of the citizens of Alexandria down a dark path of unrighteousness and sin. The East, South, and Northwest of the country have rebelled and taken up arms against the Emperor. Upright Royalist forces have been losing ground to degenerates and devil worshipers. Red Tyrants within the CCD have pledged overwhelming support in the millions to advance communism across one the Confederations most influential powers.
Fortunately, the Emperor has many friends, and Mr. McKinney is proud to number himself among one of them. In order to build an army large enough to compete with the Red tyrants, Mr. McKinney called upon the deep noobpower pool in Bloxy Cola Corporation. Chief Executive Oofito Oofilini pledged his support for the Royalists, and worked with McKinney to found the joint Feuraxo-Noobloxy Army Corps (FNAC). This army would combine the draconian conscription policy in Noobloxia with the technological and industrial prosperity in liberty loving Feuraxia.

Operation Bluebird

The Feuraxo-Noobloxy Army Corps (FNAC) have launched a joint operation under the code name: Operation Bluebird. At precisely 6:00am, 1,000,000 men and noobs in 20 infantry divisions were freighted for a joint naval and air assault of the Farradean Coast. Ships from the Corporate Navy escorted hundreds of convoys down the Farradean Straits while transport helicopters flew to dropzones in Waterdeep and Port Royal. At 6:32am, the first shots were documented from a Red Alexandrian patrol squad on the Waterdeep beach front. Helicopters carrying noob shock troopers overwhelmed the disorganised local garrision. The Noobloxian flag was raised 20 minutes later in the city centre with light resistance.
At 6:33am, 95,000 men stormed the strategically important city of Port Royal. It was reported that intense fire erupted almost immediately. Battle reports numbered the well organised and mildly entrenched garrision forces at 10,000 to 15,000 Alexandrian rebels. 1200 heavy infantry were deployed via helicopter in the Northern area of the city, and moved in to flank the defenders from the rear. After an hour of costly advance, the resistance was broken by Feuraxian main battle tanks from the 39th Armoured battalion. Casualties number around 20,000 men and noobs with zero missing in action.

________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________
Printed with authorisation from the Feuraxian Army Head of Data Management
Jerry Piedmont
Administration for Battle Data 2020

Read dispatch


Operation Bluebird

The Feuraxo-Noobloxy Army Corps (FNAC) have launched a joint operation under the code name: Operation Bluebird. At precisely 6:00am, 1,000,000 men and noobs in 20 infantry divisions were freighted for a joint naval and air assault of the Farradean Coast. Ships from the Corporate Navy escorted hundreds of convoys down the Farradean Straits while transport helicopters flew to dropzones in Waterdeep and Port Royal. At 6:32am, the first shots were documented from a Red Alexandrian patrol squad on the Waterdeep beach front. Helicopters carrying noob shock troopers overwhelmed the disorganised local garrision. The Noobloxian flag was raised 20 minutes later in the city centre with light resistance.
At 6:33am, 95,000 men stormed the strategically important city of Port Royal. It was reported that intense fire erupted almost immediately. Battle reports numbered the well organised and mildly entrenched garrision forces at 10,000 to 15,000 Alexandrian rebels. 1200 heavy infantry were deployed via helicopter in the Northern area of the city, and moved in to flank the defenders from the rear. After an hour of costly advance, the resistance was broken by Feuraxian main battle tanks from the 39th Armoured battalion. Casualties number around 20,000 men and noobs with zero missing in action.

Hail the Confederation!

Jerry Piedmont
Administration of Battle Data

OOC: Again, great RP, but... Again this is Royalist ground you are attacking, for the most part, the communist is to the southeastern for the most part, this is mainly no mans, but labeling them as Communists is incorrect. If you change it to believed, or you hard the wrong info, that is fine. It is just that you need to communicate, rather than rush in, I can accommodate this, but please ask beforehand. Also, please ask before labeling cities on my map.

IC: To Feuraxia,

The information that I received from you is incorrect, the communists have not spread to the fisherman yet, they are, while not upstanding citizens, still citizens that are loyal to me. There is, however a cult force to the north of you. I suggest defeating that force before moving on to the others.

Yours, Alexander

OOC: To everyone: Please do not rush ahead and attack without talking to me. This is important, and it messes it all up if you just assume that people are your enemies.

Edit: Here is the new map. page=dispatch/id=1398589

Hail the Confederation!

BEHOLD, THE RETURN OF THE GREATEST NATION OF SUPOLINIA!!

It has come to my attention that there is a ban on FORCED PARTICIPATION IN BLOOD SPORTS! This is an OUTRAGE! This is just more evidence of the WA elite being ABSOLUTE HYPOCRITES! No forced bloodsport participation but they let us use corporal punishment?! Now now, I am not advocating for the ban to be extended further, but rather it be REPEALED!

These idiots have half their tongue, if you know what I mean. Supolinia OUT!

Hail the Confederation!

Supolinia wrote:BEHOLD, THE RETURN OF THE GREATEST NATION OF SUPOLINIA!!

It has come to my attention that there is a ban on FORCED PARTICIPATION IN BLOOD SPORTS! This is an OUTRAGE! This is just more evidence of the WA elite being ABSOLUTE HYPOCRITES! No forced bloodsport participation but they let us use corporal punishment?! Now now, I am not advocating for the ban to be extended further, but rather it be REPEALED!

These idiots have half their tongue, if you know what I mean. Supolinia OUT!

Hail the Confederation!

Chill out, it’s not like they’re going to ban you for having a little human rights violations. I’ve killed millions and I’m still here

Hail the Confederation!

Alexander the Magnus wrote:Alexander's troops begin to muster to defend the homeland from invaders.

Kratos takes a force of 30,000 to quash the primitive cultists in the north, while Levi Tenneson prepares the navy to blockade the VlaRisSiAn army.

Lucky starts training the troops, and Hector leads his airforce to destroy the invading army.

Alexander calls upon his allies who have sworn to help him in this endeavor to mobilize and send the troops that they promised.

The Premier, on the other hand, is delighted at the sheer numbers that have been promised to him, and dines with his generals.

The Draconika Leader whips his forces up, and sends them from the heart of Dragon Rock to Alexandria.

Hail the Confederation!

YEET Skeet Repeatian forces land too combat this. How ever, once arriving with the cultists, YEET Skeet Repeatian forces attack the cultists and help Alexander’s troops. It is revealed that Of YEET Skeet Repeat has betrayed the cultists.
Hail The Confederation!

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