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Kleptocratic Maniacs wrote:Itís technically illegal to be a democracy according to Confederation law, although it doesnít seem to be particularly well enforced.

Hail the Confederation

OOC: Takes a look a Shrew.

Yeah, it's illegal to be a democracy...

Hail the Confederation!

Kleptocratic Maniacs wrote:No, just authoritarian. There are communist nations, fascist nations, and everything in between. The only caveat is that itís all only in character. As long as you donít actually believe in what your nation believes in, essentially, you are welcome here. Although I have to wonder why you, a democracy, would choose to be here. Itís technically illegal to be a democracy according to Confederation law, although it doesnít seem to be particularly well enforced.

Hail the Confederation

There are actually many democracies in this region with high positions. You just have to follow CCD rules.
Hail the Confederation!

The Yeetusa wrote:OOC: Takes a look a Shrew.

Yeah, it's illegal to be a democracy...

Hail the Confederation!

Deman Kalan wrote:There are actually many democracies in this region with high positions. You just have to follow CCD rules.
Hail the Confederation!

This body hereby declares the practice of democratic governance, without the express permission of the Emperor or Imperial Council, to be illegal according to the Constitution of the Confederation.

Thatís from the Code of Laws, Chapter 4 Section I.

Hail the Confederation

Greetings,

The opportunity to collaborate with my nation on the History of the Confederation project has now ceased.

I thank Of Yeet Skeet Repeat and West Heisen for offering their best, to write this important literature.

Updates about the project will be coming soon.

Thank You

Hail the Confederation!

Dr Anastasia Clarke
Director of the Department of Arts and Communications
THe Crew of HMS NHS

Attention Confederation Citizens!
IS#13 has passed unanimously, and the subsequent legislation officially enacted.
President Hazelwood's plan seems to be continuing quite smoothly, as his Government pushes through Act after Act addressing popular issues. Following the passage of IS#13, some representatives have speculated (one could say hoped) that the age-old question of the Cabinet and its duties will at last be put to rest, however only time will tell whether the Senate can set aside its favourite topic.

Indeed, it remains to be seen what the President and his Cabinet have planned in future, now that many of the commonly mentioned motions are behind us. The Department of Arts and Communications, under Dr Anastasia Clarke, seems to be taking the lead in terms of legislation and programs, while other members of the Cabinet have been rather quiet regarding their Departments' activities. Regardless, some have called for the Senate to shift its focus from internal affairs to the government of the Confederation when voting on motions; while this sentiment was shared by many higher-ups in the region, it was pointed out that a lack of common member engagement could be contributing to their perceived neglection. This reflects a wider trend in activity amongst the rank and file of the Imperial Senate; voter turnout is low and the number of representatives steady. The President and Lord Overseer have both put forth statements about addressing these issues.

The RAP remains the largest party in the Senate, slightly growing its lead as the UP continues to crumble. Following current trends, the UP is at risk of falling to minor party status soon - a far cry from its domination under Alexander Firstborne's Presidency. With the NP holding its own and a new party on the horizon, the shifting political landscape that defines the Senate could not be more apparent.

Hail the Confederation!
Sir Victor Watson HCS
Lord Overseer of the Imperial Senate

Real reason I'm here, my alt accounts keep getting banned on account of my flag. I figured people in this region aren't so thin skinned so I should last a while.

Hail the confederation

Greater macaronesia

Nice Lady Card Farm wrote:Real reason I'm here, my alt accounts keep getting banned on account of my flag. I figured people in this region aren't so thin skinned so I should last a while.

Hail the confederation

Like your flag

Hail the confederation

To the Confederation,

The most recent Imperial Council Hebdomadal Report has been published:

IMPERIAL COUNCIL HEBDOMADAL REPORTS
#05290620050720



The hebdomadal report for the week of 29 June 2020 - 5 July 2020 is as follows:

IMPERIAL OFFICES

The Confederation maintains excellent efficiency, stability, and prosperity under our Emperor. Nothing of any major significance has occurred within our great region this past week, save for the passing of IS#13 The Government Act 2020. I am extremely pleased with the passing of this bill, as it sets forth directives for the Imperial Senate's government (directives that are, in my opinion, long overdue).

As always, I stand ready to serve my Emperor.

Hail the Confederation!

Sir Aleksandr Ivanov HCF
Mouth and Will of the Emperor
The Corporate Empire of Depackya

MINISTRY OF THE SENATE

Senate affairs are well in order; meaningful legislation is being passed, and documented as necessary. I have resumed the practice of making posts on the Regional Message Board, and I shall shortly send out a region-wide telegram advertising the Senate.

I have also developed some ideas for the Party Funding program, and shall probably implement it in a few days. New parties may request aid from the Office of the Lord Overseer to help establish themselves. This will include assistance with grammar or spelling regarding factbooks and a mention on the RMB to gain recognition. Minor parties may also receive modest funds from my office during an election season, however this will only be provided if the party in question has a candidate in the race. I look forward to refining this, and it will hopefully encourage greater political diversity and activity within the Senate.

Hail the Confederation!

Sir Victor Watson HCS
Lord Overseer of the Imperial Senate
The Grand Empire of West Heisen

MINISTRY OF HOME AFFAIRS

As with previous reports from the Ministry of Home Affairs, all is as it should be within the Confederation. No threats to its security, internal, external or otherwise have been identified.

Hail the Confederation!

Sir Edward Mason II HCS
Lord Director of the Ministry of Home Affairs
The Imperial Khanate of Khanbaliq Mongolia

MINISTRY OF FOREIGN AFFAIRS

The report for this week will be kept brief, as there is little of significance to discuss. Ministry resources were mainly dictated to the lengthy process of performing cursory checks on all Confederation embassy regions, to ensure that the high standards we set for both ourselves and our allies are being maintained. On a larger scale, Confederation interregional activity remains consistently monitored, and safely initiated. I am confident that this slow build up of allies and supporters will pay dividends in the future, rather than a hasty and poorly planned embassy rush many regions have been prone to do in the past.

Hail the Confederation!

Sir Hunteth Veredon HCF
Lord Secretary of the Ministry of Foreign Affairs
The Corporate Dystopia of Valerox


Read dispatch

Enjoying these reports? Make sure to upvote them, along with the master factbook.

Hail the Confederatin!

Channel Six
Confederation State Broadcasting
Confederation of Corrupt Dictators

Alexander the Magnus wrote:OOC: I am putting together all the forces for both sides of the conflict, but some people have not told me the exact numbers that they are committing, if you would TG me, or post the numbers on the RMB that would be great.

Hail the Confederation!

OOC: there a about 40,000 fighters and only fighters

Fellow confederate men, I propose to declare a crusade
against the spaghetti monster
Hail the Confederation

Post self-deleted by HMS NHS.

Greetings to the Confederation,

To fulfil the ĎCommunicationsí part of my Department, and to stimulate the political parties and activity of the Imperial Senate as a whole, I am going to be setting up the Imperial Senate Debate Programme

THE IMPERIAL SENATE DEBATE PROGRAMME
CONFEDERATION OF CORRUPT DICTATORS

DESCRIPTION

As the political parties of the Imperial Senate grow, a good way to stimulate them will be to hold a weekly debate on a topic proposed by any member of the region. Each week the Director of the Arts and Communications shall organize each debate when it is suited to all parties. A representative from each political party will be invited to the debate, but there are no requirements to go.

The debates will be held on the RMB, and the Director of the Arts and Communications shall write a report on each debate.

The Vice-President shall moderate the debates, and make sure all parties follow the rules listed. In the absence of the Vice-President, the Director of the Arts and Communications shall moderate the debates.

RULES
  1. All discussions must be kept civil.

  2. All discussions must be on the topic brought up.

  3. All parties must wait for the moderator to ask them to respond on a topic, before posting on the RMB

  4. Constant breaking of the rules will result in ejection from the debate by the moderator.

ORDER OF DEBATE
The order of the debate will be:

Stage 1

I will ask each debater to respond to the question.

Each debater will have 10 minutes to post their response. If they have not posted it after this time, we shall move on.

Stage 2

If any debaters want to critique another's answer to the question, I will ask them if they want to do so. Please only ask one question to one other debater and provide context to it.

Each debater will have 5 minutes to write a question if they choose to do so.

Stage 3

If your response has been critiqued, you will have the opportunity to respond. I shall ask the debater in question to post their response in this case.

Each debater will have 10 minutes to write a response to the question

DEBATE REPORTS

Debate One


Read factbook

This will give the region weekly debates on topics that are proposed by the Senate itself. The debates will either be moderated by the Vice President or the Director of the Department of Arts and Communications depending on the situation at the time.

So I ask the leaders of the three political parties of the region
Golden Impirial Utopia
Deman Kalan
Clippius Maximus
To let me know what day next week and what time you will be available. There is no requirement for you to go.

When we all have an agreed upon time, I shall find a topic to discuss. Please read the factbook listed also.

Thank You

Hail the Confederation!

Dr. Anastasia Clarke
Director of the Department of Arts and Communications
The Crew of HMS NHS

HMS NHS wrote:Greetings to the Confederation,

To fulfil the ĎCommunicationsí part of my Department, and to stimulate the political parties and activity of the Imperial Senate as a whole, I am going to be setting up the Imperial Senate Debate Programme

THE IMPERIAL SENATE DEBATE PROGRAMME
CONFEDERATION OF CORRUPT DICTATORS

DESCRIPTION

As the political parties of the Imperial Senate grow, a good way to stimulate them will be to hold a weekly debate on a topic proposed by any member of the region. Each week the Director of the Arts and Communications shall organize each debate when it is suited to all parties. A representative from each political party will be invited to the debate, but there are no requirements to go.

The debates will be held on the RMB, and the Director of the Arts and Communications shall write a report on each debate.

The Vice-President shall moderate the debates, and make sure all parties follow the rules listed. In the absence of the Vice-President, the Director of the Arts and Communications shall moderate the debates.

RULES
  1. All discussions must be kept civil.

  2. All discussions must be on the topic brought up.

  3. All parties must wait for the moderator to ask them to respond on a topic, before posting on the RMB

  4. Constant breaking of the rules will result in ejection from the debate by the moderator.

ORDER OF DEBATE
The order of the debate will be:

Stage 1

I will ask each debater to respond to the question.

Each debater will have 10 minutes to post their response. If they have not posted it after this time, we shall move on.

Stage 2

If any debaters want to critique another's answer to the question, I will ask them if they want to do so. Please only ask one question to one other debater and provide context to it.

Each debater will have 5 minutes to write a question if they choose to do so.

Stage 3

If your response has been critiqued, you will have the opportunity to respond. I shall ask the debater in question to post their response in this case.

Each debater will have 10 minutes to write a response to the question

DEBATE REPORTS

Debate One


Read factbook

This will give the region weekly debates on topics that are proposed by the Senate itself. The debates will either be moderated by the Vice President or the Director of the Department of Arts and Communications depending on the situation at the time.

So I ask the leaders of the three political parties of the region
Golden Impirial Utopia
Deman Kalan
Clippius Maximus
To let me know what day next week and what time you will be available. There is no requirement for you to go.

When we all have an agreed upon time, I shall find a topic to discuss. Please read the factbook listed also.

Thank You

Hail the Confederation!

Dr. Anastasia Clarke
Director of the Department of Arts and Communications
The Crew of HMS NHS

I guess for now Iím fine with any day. Iím CST time so preferably in my morning or afternoon. That is subject to change though in the coming months.
Hail the Confederation!

To the Confederation,

It has been brought to the attention of the Ministry of Home Affiars, that the nation of Saskonta has behaved in breach of the Confederation's stance on heinous ideologies, that stance being one of absolutely zero tolerance.

Saskonta issued disgusting remarks in the Confederation's Discord on several separate occasions. The Ministry has thus concluded these actions to be a pattern of negative behaviours and beliefs on the part of the player behind the nation. Saskonta's words, therefore, are not considered "in-character."

The Ministry, having sort the Imperial mandate of the Shadow Cult and in conjunction with this statement, has authorised the immediate banjection of Saskonta from the region.

The Ministry is confident that the actions of Saskonta are isolated, but will continue to investigate any who sprout unconscionable rhetoric.

This statement will be widely disseminated.

Hail the Confederation!

Sir Edward Mason II HCS
Lord Director of the Ministry of Home Affairs
Office of the Imperial Council

Khanbaliq Mongolia
Confederation of Corrupt Dictators

Hi just sent a form on the discord server is there anything else I need to know about the confederation?

The Neon District wrote:Hi just sent a form on the discord server is there anything else I need to know about the confederation?

You need to Hail the Confederation! at the end of every post, but otherwise, welcome to the CCD!

Hail the Confederation!

OOC: For the Alexandrian war, this RP will happen ASAP, and when everyone can join. Numbers are being crunched, and will soon be released in my Factbook. However, after this post, the IC part can commence, as the messages from both sides will be released.

IC: To the Nations of the Confederation:

We are a burgeoning state, which only wishes to be free of the monarchical tyranny that has plagued the fine nation of Alexandria for too long. The people have been oppressed for too long. But this Peoples Republic needs your help to overthrow the capitalist society that threatens to destroy the citizens of Alexandria. We will be valuable allies to any who stand with us and will reward handsomely to those who will fight for the people of Alexandria. But be warned, if you join with the monster who calls himself Alexander, and stand against us, you will regret it for the short remainder of your lives.

Yours, Premier Zacharias Tailor

To the loyal allies of the Confederation:

I, Alexander Firstborne, ask you to stand with the man that has fought with you, protected you, and has been loyal to you. This filth that asks you to rise against me is nothing but a worm with an ego, who dares rise above his station. I am the Emperor, and if you let the rebels rise up in my nation, what does that mean to your malcontents? I implore you to join with me, and crush this insurrection once, and for all.

Yours, Sir Alexander Firstborne HSC, The Immortal Emperor of Alexandria

Hail the Confederation!

General Arthur sides with Premier Zacharias, and seeks to be free of the oppression of Alexander.

Hail the Confederation!

Alexander the Magnus wrote:OOC: For the Alexandrian war, this RP will happen ASAP, and when everyone can join. Numbers are being crunched, and will soon be released in my Factbook. However, after this post, the IC part can commence, as the messages from both sides will be released.

IC: To the Nations of the Confederation:

We are a burgeoning state, which only wishes to be free of the monarchical tyranny that has plagued the fine nation of Alexandria for too long. The people have been oppressed for too long. But this Peoples Republic needs your help to overthrow the capitalist society that threatens to destroy the citizens of Alexandria. We will be valuable allies to any who stand with us and will reward handsomely to those who will fight for the people of Alexandria. But be warned, if you join with the monster who calls himself Alexander, and stand against us, you will regret it for the short remainder of your lives.

Yours, Premier Zacharias Tailor

To the loyal allies of the Confederation:

I, Alexander Firstborne, ask you to stand with the man that has fought with you, protected you, and has been loyal to you. This filth that asks you to rise against me is nothing but a worm with an ego, who dares rise above his station. I am the Emperor, and if you let the rebels rise up in my nation, what does that mean to your malcontents? I implore you to join with me, and crush this insurrection once, and for all.

Yours, Sir Alexander Firstborne HSC, The Immortal Emperor of Alexandria

Hail the Confederation!

As the war begins, the Supreme Command discusses stuff about military
Supreme Leader: It appears that the war is starting. General, I am not pleased with your choice of sending a mere 3.5 million troops. That is less than 1% of our army. Youíre lucky Iím not going to send you and your family to forced labor camps for the rest of eternity.
General Butin: Sorry, I apologize if our announcement was misleading. Donít worry, we have a much larger army waiting behind the bait. By large we mean 40 million troops, still small but large compared to the other nations.
Supreme Leader: Ah, I see.
General Butin: Phew, glad we have that done
As the conference continues, the notorious mass murderer and war criminal, General Legg O. Yoda, anticipates the atrocities he will commit against non-combatants
General Yoda: Numbers, we have resolved. War crimes, can we now get to?
Supreme Leader: Donít worry, each soldier is given a quota of civilians to massacre. No matter how this goes, the real losers will be the civilians who get in the way of the Green Army. Now, itís time to launch our invasion for the Great revolution has begun!
General Butin: But, but what if these communists are trotskyites, or worse anarkiddies. We donít want to ally with progressive anarchists who disobey order and tradition, the two things we value the most!
Supreme Leader: You worry so much. For I view this war as a simple game. We can switch anytime and our citizens will think we always fought on that side. What do we even have to lose? Now letís begin the invasion.

As the small army of 3.5 million men lands, another 40 million personnel, 800,000 land vehicles, 170,000 tanks, 400,000 artillery, 9,000 naval assets, 90,000 aircraft and 400,000 military drones approach from right behind. No matter who wins this war, there will be death on the scale of tens of millions.

Hail the Confederation!

To the Confederation of Corrupt Dictators,

I, The Dixie Confederate Union, offer my most sincere apology for leaving yíall like a traitor for a place I now know wasnít as good as I thought. The region of the Azure Watester Federation was not all peaches and roses, but a place for built up frustrations to be built up and abused on poor people such as I. I am glad to be back in a region full of homies, as I try to regain my once amazing power.

Sincerely, and Hail the Confederation!

The Dixie Confederate Union

Alexander the Magnus wrote:OOC: For the Alexandrian war, this RP will happen ASAP, and when everyone can join. Numbers are being crunched, and will soon be released in my Factbook. However, after this post, the IC part can commence, as the messages from both sides will be released.

IC: To the Nations of the Confederation:

We are a burgeoning state, which only wishes to be free of the monarchical tyranny that has plagued the fine nation of Alexandria for too long. The people have been oppressed for too long. But this Peoples Republic needs your help to overthrow the capitalist society that threatens to destroy the citizens of Alexandria. We will be valuable allies to any who stand with us and will reward handsomely to those who will fight for the people of Alexandria. But be warned, if you join with the monster who calls himself Alexander, and stand against us, you will regret it for the short remainder of your lives.

Yours, Premier Zacharias Tailor

To the loyal allies of the Confederation:

I, Alexander Firstborne, ask you to stand with the man that has fought with you, protected you, and has been loyal to you. This filth that asks you to rise against me is nothing but a worm with an ego, who dares rise above his station. I am the Emperor, and if you let the rebels rise up in my nation, what does that mean to your malcontents? I implore you to join with me, and crush this insurrection once, and for all.

Yours, Sir Alexander Firstborne HSC, The Immortal Emperor of Alexandria

Hail the Confederation!

Current Chancellor Saafis paces, wondering on how he'll aid the Emperor. Not only is he searching for Former Chancellor McRain, but Alexandria is a large country. The Yeetusa mainly focuses on their navy. Additionally, the Chancellor does not want to be on bad terms with the rebels if they win. As he is pacing, a messenger places a letter on his desk. Curious, he opens it. There are two papers inside. One contains the results of the annual Freedom Games. The other one is from the Minister of Foreign Affairs.

"Mighty Chancellor,

VlaRiSsiA is sending a great army to the rebels. If we do not help the Loyalists, communism will reign over Alexandria.

Yours, Charles Ghava"

At the end of the letter is the statistics of the Green Army. After staring at the letter, he decides to hold an emergency meeting with his advisors. The overwhelming response is to send numbers similar to VlaRiSsiA. Following the meeting, he makes an official announcement.

"Our allies in Alexander the Magnus are under attack, under communists aided by VlaRiSsiA! Therefore, we will send our armies!" He waits for cheers to die down. "Their numbers are out of this world, so WE will send numbers out of this world! In addition to our normal army of 2 million, we will send 10 million support troops!"

The next day, the Yeetusan forces move, ready to combat the communist rebels.

Hail the Confederation!

The Dixie Confederate Union wrote:To the Confederation of Corrupt Dictators,

I, The Dixie Confederate Union, offer my most sincere apology for leaving yíall like a traitor for a place I now know wasnít as good as I thought. The region of the Azure Watester Federation was not all peaches and roses, but a place for built up frustrations to be built up and abused on poor people such as I. I am glad to be back in a region full of homies, as I try to regain my once amazing power.

Sincerely, and Hail the Confederation!

The Dixie Confederate Union

Greetings, old friend. Welcome back to the greatest region of all; I am glad that you have reconsidered.
West Heisen and The Dixie Confederate Union have long been staunchest allies, even from the establishment of the old Civil Congress. I should be most pleased to rekindle this alliance moving forward, thus I extend to you once again the hand of friendship.

Hail the Confederation!
Sir Victor Watson HCS
Lord Overseer of the Imperial Senate

West Heisen wrote:Greetings, old friend. Welcome back to the greatest region of all; I am glad that you have reconsidered.
West Heisen and The Dixie Confederate Union have long been staunchest allies, even from the establishment of the old Civil Congress. I should be most pleased to rekindle this alliance moving forward, thus I extend to you once again the hand of friendship.

Hail the Confederation!
Sir Victor Watson HCS
Lord Overseer of the Imperial Senate

And I, old chap, gratefully accept your jabs of friendship. I never forgot your kindness to me, especially when I ran for a Civil Congress in those days. Cheers to everlasting friendship.

Hail the Confedetation!

To his majesty Emperor Alexander the Magnus

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