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Xyrgistani CAD wrote:Jumps through the shattered skylight, hops over Kro's unconscious body, and looks through the window into the city at the many, many buildings Henry could be in.

HENRY?! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!

quietly hides in building across the street

Battadia in CAD wrote:quietly hides in building across the street

Calls in the K9 team

All right boys, do your job. Sniff Henry out. You can do it. No boy, I do not have a treat for you. No, no, I said no treats until you find Henry. No, wait, noooooooo.

Collapses under the weight of eight special forces dogs as they try to eat a piece of bacon in my pocket which I forgot about

...

One hour later, finally makes it to the building Henry is in and slowly opens the door.

Xyrgistani CAD wrote:Calls in the K9 team

All right boys, do your job. Sniff Henry out. You can do it. No boy, I do not have a treat for you. No, no, I said no treats until you find Henry. No, wait, noooooooo.

Collapses under the weight of eight special forces dogs as they try to eat a piece of bacon in my pocket which I forgot about

...

One hour later, finally makes it to the building Henry is in and slowly opens the door.

Them doggos do like bacon alright.

Sitting in the CAD Intelligence van, so very well disguised as a van for "Costumes and Disguises, Inc".

They told me this would be inconspicuous! "and" doesn't work in an acronym, I told them! If this raid is scuppered, it's on them! And the name is so obviously fake! We need more creative people doing these things.

West Kronisia wrote:Them doggos do like bacon alright.

Sitting in the CAD Intelligence van, so very well disguised as a van for "Costumes and Disguises, Inc".

They told me this would be inconspicuous! "and" doesn't work in an acronym, I told them! If this raid is scuppered, it's on them! And the name is so obviously fake! We need more creative people doing these things.

Opens the door of the warehouse with a soft creak and sees a vacuum shaped shadow on the floor on the other side of the building

Kro, come on out of the van. I think I found Henry.

Runs over to the shadow only to find... It's a being created by a cardboard cutout of Henry!

Nooooo! We've been duped! I didn't even get to arrest anyone. The van acronym must have tipped them off.

Xyrgistani CAD wrote:Opens the door of the warehouse with a soft creak and sees a vacuum shaped shadow on the floor on the other side of the building

Kro, come on out of the van. I think I found Henry.

Runs over to the shadow only to find... It's a being created by a cardboard cutout of Henry!

Nooooo! We've been duped! I didn't even get to arrest anyone. The van acronym must have tipped them off.

Quietly moves Henry through buildings

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Xyrgistani CAD wrote:Opens the door of the warehouse with a soft creak and sees a vacuum shaped shadow on the floor on the other side of the building

Kro, come on out of the van. I think I found Henry.

Runs over to the shadow only to find... It's a being created by a cardboard cutout of Henry!

Nooooo! We've been duped! I didn't even get to arrest anyone. The van acronym must have tipped them off.

We will save him one day! We have posters everywhere, but we're getting so many false leads! Fake Henrys everywhere!

Question:
When was the best time in union history, in your opinion?

West Kronisia wrote:We will save him one day! We have posters everywhere, but we're getting so many false leads! Fake Henrys everywhere!

Continues furious internet campaign to tell people to make cardboard cutouts of vacuum cleaners

Battadia in CAD wrote:Question:
When was the best time in union history, in your opinion?

When i joined, as i'm the saviour of the Union.

I still remember the cheers and claps from that day...

Wait where's my vaccuum cleaner?

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