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We might have to cut ties with The greater midlands as well. It's getting too heated here for us to stay neutral.

The greater midlands

Ashwood Donner wrote:We might have to cut ties with The greater midlands as well. It's getting too heated here for us to stay neutral.

What a LOVELY ally. This sure is the reason I joined this region.

The greater midlands

Zigion reich wrote:Our next step may be to send volunteers.

Are you meant to TELEPORT through my navy? And I would have expected you, a Holy Empire, to understand!

The greater midlands wrote:Are you meant to TELEPORT through my navy? And I would have expected you, a Holy Empire, to understand!

Understand what?

The greater midlands wrote:The Foreign Ministry also breaks all ties with the Zigion Reich and Pac Peo Sound. Help us crush this petty rebellious breakaway as good regional allies do. Enforcing a culture upon a nation- is that not what the Romans did too? I am merely respecting cultural and historical relations, and evolving petty barbarians into civilised men and women.
As for a war- pah! You underestimate our military potential. Some good positioning can easily help us out here.

I feel left out.

The greater midlands wrote:That's essentially a tenth of my GDP gone...
Doesn't matter! Wilindia must submit.

Did you not notice me stop my agricultural exports? I have a noticeably larger agricultural sector than anyone else

The greater midlands wrote:What a LOVELY ally. This sure is the reason I joined this region.

Excuse me, do you have a problem with us?

Ashwood Donner wrote:Excuse me, do you have a problem with us?

I'm believing to think that their leader has gone insane.

Zigion reich

Pac peo sound wrote:I'm believing to think that their leader has gone insane.

More than insane, my friend

Ashwood Donner wrote:More than insane, my friend

They've taken massive hits to their economy just to keep one country under their thumb. Definitely a screw loose, at the least

Gladys and the drowning fish, Zigion reich, and Ashwood Donner

Gladys and the drowning fish

Pinnipled wrote:I feel left out.
Did you not notice me stop my agricultural exports? I have a noticeably larger agricultural sector than anyone else

Don't worry. I would be devastated if you were to stop exporting grain to me.

Pinnipled wrote:They've taken massive hits to their economy just to keep one country under their thumb. Definitely a screw loose, at the least

What maniacs they are! At least we Donnerians aren't such barbarians as them. Good pointing out how they're literally collapsing their economy because they believe their oppression of a smaller country is justified. According to our Written law, the suppression of smaller, weaker countries does not, should not, and shall not stand

On a completely unrelated note, z-day is coming up

Gladys and the drowning fish wrote:Don't worry. I would be devastated if you were to stop exporting grain to me.

This makes me feel better when my feelings weren't actually hurt and that scares me

PSA: Don't try to mail a nuke when your postal system consists entirely of unpaid interns

Pinnipled wrote:This makes me feel better when my feelings weren't actually hurt and that scares me

ah, But having access to your grain is an extremely important thing. Maybe thats why?

Brutagia wrote:PSA: Don't try to mail a nuke when your postal system consists entirely of unpaid interns

Additional PSA: Don't order food from a restaurant directly next to the Brutapical mail building

The greater midlands

The Greater Midlands has entered a severe deficit, worse than the monetary crisis following the Second World War, or the 70s. The agricultural sector has collapsed by roughly 61%, and support for the government has collapsed. However, I still demand Wilindia! Wilindia has been ours for decades! Respect our domestic affairs and get your noses out of my business.
I am in PERFECT mental shape, alright? I simply am liberating these poor barbarians.
However, I am prepared to de-escalate the situation in a treaty you cannot refuse. By the Treaty of Nottingham, I would agree to the following terms:
1. Britannia Prima's nations which have broken ties will re-establish these ties.
2. The Greater Midlands' control of Wilindia will be recognised by every signatory.
3. The Greater Midlands will end the blockade of Wilindia, and will grant significant autonomy to Wilindia.
4. The nations which broke ties with the Greater Midlands will pay reparations for economic damage dealt to our economy.
5. Finally, Wilindian officials who instigated independence will not be punished and will retain their normal lives.
This treaty satisfies everyone.

Never! We want full independence and payment for your genocide! Look at population reports:
The last independent report (the Wilindian Census of 1976) recorded a population of 16 million, 7 million being English and the remainder native.
A report we have just published records just 10 million, and now 8 million Englishmen. This is a war crime! We must convict their leader of it!

Zigion reich

But why in earth would The greater midlands make such a big fuss over one small country? How hard is it to let them go?

The greater midlands wrote:The Greater Midlands has entered a severe deficit, worse than the monetary crisis following the Second World War, or the 70s. The agricultural sector has collapsed by roughly 61%, and support for the government has collapsed. However, I still demand Wilindia! Wilindia has been ours for decades! Respect our domestic affairs and get your noses out of my business.
I am in PERFECT mental shape, alright? I simply am liberating these poor barbarians.
However, I am prepared to de-escalate the situation in a treaty you cannot refuse. By the Treaty of Nottingham, I would agree to the following terms:
1. Britannia Prima's nations which have broken ties will re-establish these ties.
2. The Greater Midlands' control of Wilindia will be recognised by every signatory.
3. The Greater Midlands will end the blockade of Wilindia, and will grant significant autonomy to Wilindia.
4. The nations which broke ties with the Greater Midlands will pay reparations for economic damage dealt to our economy.
5. Finally, Wilindian officials who instigated independence will not be punished and will retain their normal lives.
This treaty satisfies everyone.

I think you have gone utterly insane. You're willing to destroy your entire nation because of a few rogues and then after causing region drama, you want it to return as it was? There is no way that treaty will be signed.

Zigion reich

The Ministry of Foreign Affairs of the Holy Empire of Zigion, by order of His High Majesty the Emperor, declares:
We fully support Wilindia in their quest for independence. If requested, we are ready to support them at all levels of political and military measures.
We also want to note about the complete rejection of the unprecedented obsurdical demands by the country of the argressor Greater Midlands.

I will once again attempt to draft a treaty

A small doomsday cult has been unearthed in Brutagia. They worship a deity called 'the hordemaster' and are attempting to bring about an apocalypse. Please make investigations and see if they are recruiting or experimenting in your nation

Brutagia wrote:A small doomsday cult has been unearthed in Brutagia. They worship a deity called 'the hordemaster' and are attempting to bring about an apocalypse. Please make investigations and see if they are recruiting or experimenting in your nation

In the Holy Empire of Zigion reich, fanatical cultists of the Doomsday were also discovered, thanks to promptly received information, all members of the cult were liquidated immediately, and the leader of the cult in out country was publicly executed.
We thank Brutagia for providing information.

Zigion reich wrote:In the Holy Empire of Zigion reich, fanatical cultists of the Doomsday were also discovered, thanks to promptly received information, all members of the cult were liquidated immediately, and the leader of the cult in out country was publicly executed.
We thank Brutagia for providing information.

You're welcome

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