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What a LOVELY ally. This sure is the reason I joined this region.
Are you meant to TELEPORT through my navy? And I would have expected you, a Holy Empire, to understand!
Understand what?
I feel left out.
Did you not notice me stop my agricultural exports? I have a noticeably larger agricultural sector than anyone else
Excuse me, do you have a problem with us?
More than insane, my friend
They've taken massive hits to their economy just to keep one country under their thumb. Definitely a screw loose, at the least
Gladys and the drowning fish, Zigion reich, and Ashwood Donner
Don't worry. I would be devastated if you were to stop exporting grain to me.
What maniacs they are! At least we Donnerians aren't such barbarians as them. Good pointing out how they're literally collapsing their economy because they believe their oppression of a smaller country is justified. According to our Written law, the suppression of smaller, weaker countries does not, should not, and shall not stand
On a completely unrelated note, z-day is coming up
This makes me feel better when my feelings weren't actually hurt and that scares me
PSA: Don't try to mail a nuke when your postal system consists entirely of unpaid interns
ah, But having access to your grain is an extremely important thing. Maybe thats why?
Additional PSA: Don't order food from a restaurant directly next to the Brutapical mail building
The Greater Midlands has entered a severe deficit, worse than the monetary crisis following the Second World War, or the 70s. The agricultural sector has collapsed by roughly 61%, and support for the government has collapsed. However, I still demand Wilindia! Wilindia has been ours for decades! Respect our domestic affairs and get your noses out of my business.
I am in PERFECT mental shape, alright? I simply am liberating these poor barbarians.
However, I am prepared to de-escalate the situation in a treaty you cannot refuse. By the Treaty of Nottingham, I would agree to the following terms:
1. Britannia Prima's nations which have broken ties will re-establish these ties.
2. The Greater Midlands' control of Wilindia will be recognised by every signatory.
3. The Greater Midlands will end the blockade of Wilindia, and will grant significant autonomy to Wilindia.
4. The nations which broke ties with the Greater Midlands will pay reparations for economic damage dealt to our economy.
5. Finally, Wilindian officials who instigated independence will not be punished and will retain their normal lives.
This treaty satisfies everyone.
Never! We want full independence and payment for your genocide! Look at population reports:
The last independent report (the Wilindian Census of 1976) recorded a population of 16 million, 7 million being English and the remainder native.
A report we have just published records just 10 million, and now 8 million Englishmen. This is a war crime! We must convict their leader of it!
The Ministry of Foreign Affairs of the Holy Empire of Zigion, by order of His High Majesty the Emperor, declares:
We fully support Wilindia in their quest for independence. If requested, we are ready to support them at all levels of political and military measures.
We also want to note about the complete rejection of the unprecedented obsurdical demands by the country of the argressor Greater Midlands.
I will once again attempt to draft a treaty
A small doomsday cult has been unearthed in Brutagia. They worship a deity called 'the hordemaster' and are attempting to bring about an apocalypse. Please make investigations and see if they are recruiting or experimenting in your nation
In the Holy Empire of Zigion reich, fanatical cultists of the Doomsday were also discovered, thanks to promptly received information, all members of the cult were liquidated immediately, and the leader of the cult in out country was publicly executed.
We thank Brutagia for providing information.
You're welcome
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