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General quarters, general quarters. All mans hand your battle stations
Big booty bish defense system online, prepare for impact!
We have lost men
We can rebuild men, we have the technology
Ill trade 3 caps for unfiltered water, 10 for filtered
I'll trade you a three-legged chicken for 2 filtered water canteens.
See, the thing is, we require the water. It all evaporated a day ago
See the thing is, I am in possession of copious amounts of petrol and I will stop at nothing to redistribute that water, evaporated or not.
Deal, 3 caps for a gallon of petrol
Good sir or madam, I am threatening you. We are past the point of commerce.
Will kisses do?
If laced with potassium powder from Tierra Unida, then yes.
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Post by Zaxcorlea suppressed by a moderator.
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Oxalaias will be embargoing the Rogue State of Omashala until their leaders address the issue that is the black market's prominence in their economy. Their encouragement of criminal industry is of great detriment to the stability of the region.
By directive of the Oxalaiasano Chancellery, with support from both the Ministry of Foreign Affairs and the House of Commons, the Federal Republic of Oxalaias will impose severe sanctions on the economy of Omashala. This is in response to the irreparable mistreatment of their citizenry, and the threat in which they pose to the free world. The Chancellor of Oxalaias calls upon our fellow member states in the region of Bingus to join him in imposing these sanctions. Furthermore, the Ministry of War & Defense has initiated naval mobilization to the eastern theatre for the sake of readiness and the defense of international trade. If our region is to have any sense of responsibility or credibility, then we are to support and uplift the commons of Omashala against brutality and tyranny.
Due to the region's refusal to support the Oxalaiasano leadership in imposing sanctions on Omashala, the House of Commons has begun to file for separation from the regional government. The inaction of our colleagues helps prove that they have no intention of doing what is fundamentally right and moral. Our Republic, over the past days, has boomed, ushering in an age of technology, freedom, and human enlightenment. We have all we need to represent all of humanity across the world, with or without the Region of Bingus backing us.
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