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Read All About It! This Week:

- Not just any truth, it's the Union Truth
- Heart surgery in the Force Flyer
- Tune in - it's Radio New Vegas

- Book your place in the sun for Roulette
- And Christmas is coming! Get those suggestions in for the Cookbook, the Nice List, and the Advent Calendar

Apple-loosa, Almira, Muggles, and Tercania islands

Duxverdale wrote:Rolls the breakfast cart over, unrevealing two crescent rolls half dipped in strawberry jam, and a cup of coffee, with a stirring rod, small containers filled with cream and milk, sugar, and a cup warmer lying beside it.

Wipes his eyes and guides the cart to the unfortified sofa, the chestnuts in his pocket rattling as he sits, where he adds cram and sugar to his coffee, stirring them til they are well blended with the strong, hot brew

Always best to have a light breakfast before adventuring into dark, unknown territory.

Almira, Duxverdale, and Tercania islands

Zombie Penguins wrote:This week's poetry contest has begun. Our judge is Tank commander. The theme is Thankfulness. Poems of all types about what you are thankful for.

The winner gets to chose the theme for the following weekend's contest and preside as judge. Plus, they get a nice mention in the poetry contest dispatch and a bottle of the Bar's finest alcoholic drink with their name on it.

Apple-loosa, Almira, Duxverdale, Tank commander, and 2 othersMuggles, and Tercania islands

Muggles wrote:Wipes his eyes and guides the cart to the unfortified sofa, the chestnuts in his pocket rattling as he sits, where he adds cram and sugar to his coffee, stirring them til they are well blended with the strong, hot brew

Always best to have a light breakfast before adventuring into dark, unknown territory.

Grabs a cup for himself too.
Muggle, I've got some bad news. Seems like your adventure cannot start right away. The keys to the cellar are gone, and I can't get the door open.

Muggles and Tercania islands

Duxverdale wrote:The keys to the cellar are gone, and I can't get the door open.

Villainy!

Oh well. More coffee and croissants, please.

Tercania islands

Muggles wrote:Villainy!

Oh well. More coffee and croissants, please.

The breakfast cart shuffles its way over with more food and drinks.
The last visitor interested in the cellar who came by the inn should have the keys. The problem was, he never returned the keys back, nor did he appeared back again after entering the cellar. Pretty sure someone, or something locked him in the cellar. Never completely close the door when you enter; place a door stopper or something. The key only opens the knob from the entrance side of the door.
Butters the croissant with some tuna paste.
Well, fortunately we've got a duplicate set of keys to the cellar.
Unclips one of the keys off the keyring.
Here, take it! Enjoy your visit.

Muggles and Tercania islands

Duxverdale wrote:Well, fortunately we've got a duplicate set of keys to the cellar.

I think I should ask for the key to the duplicate cellar instead.

Duxverdale and Tercania islands

Muggles wrote:I think I should ask for the key to the duplicate cellar instead.

Ah, are you suggesting that the inn should have more cellars? I don't think I can even handle that.

Muggles and Tercania islands

A brand new from your humble friend the BB enjoy!

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Duxverdale, Muggles, and Tercania islands

Post by Brauliopolis suppressed by a moderator.

Brauliopolis wrote:Hello, I invite you all to vote the rat poll

"Your mother so fat, she got smaller fat woman in orbit around her."

Duxverdale and Tercania islands

Muggles wrote:"Your mother so fat, she got smaller fat woman in orbit around her."

I completely forgotten that "yo mama" jokes were a thing, but it undeniably fits well with the poll.

Muggles and Tercania islands

Duxverdale wrote:I completely forgotten that "yo mama" jokes were a thing, but it undeniably fits well with the poll.

What's this about "yo moma" jokes? I was talking about that fat lady over there.

Points

If she sings, I'm going home.

Duxverdale and Tercania islands

Supreme meme

If you're in the WA, please endorse myself, Supreme Meme. My NS Mom and our beloved founder has left the game. Apple is not here anymore. In addition to that, the founder nation has been transferred to Almira. Because Almira is now our founder, I have been appointed as WA Delegate to take his place. For those who don't know, I have been a member of the Inn for nearly three years and still call it my home. There will be big changes in the Inn. Stick around and you'll see!

Almira and Tercania islands

Supreme meme wrote:If you're in the WA, please endorse myself, Supreme Meme. My NS Mom and our beloved founder has left the game. Apple is not here anymore. In addition to that, the founder nation has been transferred to Almira. Because Almira is now our founder, I have been appointed as WA Delegate to take his place. For those who don't know, I have been a member of the Inn for nearly three years and still call it my home. There will be big changes in the Inn. Stick around and you'll see!

Waves at Supreme while holding a sugarcane.
Hello Sume!
Great speech there, although I would endorse you even if you just said you joined the WA here.
Just give me a day or two till I do, got some stuffs up.

Muggles wrote:If she sings, I'm going home.

I heard that line somewhere...

Supreme meme and Tercania islands

Supreme meme wrote:There will be big changes in the Inn.

I hope that includes getting rid of those pesky squirrels.

Duxverdale, Supreme meme, and Tercania islands

Muggles wrote:I hope that includes getting rid of those pesky squirrels.

Gives Muggles a can of Squirrel-be-gone Just am at the squirrel and the eldridge demon sealed in the can will consume it for yay, don't worry it only eats squirrels

Duxverdale, Muggles, and Tercania islands

Almira wrote:Gives Muggles a can of Squirrel-be-gone

Just aim at the squirrel and the Eldridge demon sealed in the can will consume it for yah. Don't worry, it only eats squirrels.

Isn't he a bit cramped in that can?

Duxverdale and Tercania islands

Oi! R00m s3rvic3! Welcome back.
Added you on Hearthstone btw. :3

Tercania islands and R00m s3rvic3

Read All About It! This Week:

- Hot off the press with the hottest news, it's the Rejected Times
- From Berlin to Mars with the The Berlin Times
- Tune in - it's Radio New Vegas
- It's slippery when wet - the Driselbian Post
- And Cripes! It's a clone of Sean Connery

- Book your place in the sun for ♠♥Sands Hold'em ♦♣
- Pin up that Advent Calendar - the countdown starts tomorrow!

Duxverdale, Supreme meme, Muggles, and Tercania islands

The newsstand wrote:Read All About It! This Week:

- Cripes! It's a clone of Sean Connery

Oh, Connery Clone, you've done it again.

I'm glad he's started an independent publication. Relying on the syndication just wasn't cutting it for me.

Thank you, newspaper person.

Duxverdale and Tercania islands

In recent months the International Debating Area (or IDA) has suffered from low activity. It is no longer the busy and prosperous region it once was, a place where people from around the world would come to get their views challenged.

We intend to change this. Currently, the International Debating Area is undergoing its Grand Restoration as a last effort to reinstall activity and frequent debates. We would appreciate it if members from across all our embassies participated in our debates and perhaps even move a puppet to our region. Right now, we're hosting our first serious poll in a while:

Gun Control

Please vote and debate in the International Debating Area RMB.

If you feel like our region offers a lot to you or your region, don't be afraid to subscribe to the Debaters' News Outlet (or DNO). To do so, telegram Dftba-land.

The IDA has a rich history with many great debates. Don’t let that history end today. Join our debates. Question your views. Become a part of our community!

Duxverdale and Tercania islands

Muggles wrote:Isn't he a bit cramped in that can?

oh don't worry the can is it's home... A squirrel runs by so Almira opens a second can of Squirrel-be-gone and a little pixie flies out of the can, it's wings are strangely blood red, when it sees the squirrel it flies near it and then it's wings seem to grow and engulf the squirrel and start to emit a bright light hiding the pixie and it's prey then after 10 seconds the light vanishes the squirrel is gone and you hear a slight burp from the the creature as if flies back and returns to it's can. Almira replaces the lid. and there you go, one down.

Duxverdale, Muggles, and Tercania islands

Duxverdale wrote:Oi! R00m s3rvic3! Welcome back.
Added you on Hearthstone btw. :3

You did? I have a bunch of random friends on there, so you should have said something. Unless it was recently, which means I couldn't have seen it because I'm currently grounded :'(

Duxverdale and Tercania islands

R00m s3rvic3 wrote:You did? I have a bunch of random friends on there, so you should have said something. Unless it was recently, which means I couldn't have seen it because I'm currently grounded :'(

It's good. Adding friend ID on battle.net sometimes doesn't work if on different servers, so I was afraid it might not connect through. My username should be the same as my nation's leader, if it's still in your request. Hope your restriction (what's the noun to grounded?) was only a day or a weekend, as a week-long one is never fun.

Almira wrote:oh don't worry the can is it's home...

Seems like this Squirrel-be-gone can sends them to another dimension

Limpy larry, Muggles, Tercania islands, and R00m s3rvic3

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