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Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do.

Orgullo Gay wrote:

I saw an advertisement for burial plots, and thought to myself this is the last thing I need.

The reason there are usually fences around cemeteries is that people are just dying to get in.

My drug test came back negative. My dealer sure has some explaining to do.

Red sky at night; shepherd's delight.
Blue sky at night: day.

(Tom Parry)

It is Valentine's Day - San Valentín. Anyone got a Valentine's card?

Orgullo Gay wrote:

Dad comes to his son and tells him he's adopted. The little boy screams, 'I knew it! I want to see my real parents!'

Dad replies, 'We are your real parents, son. Pack your stuff, they're waiting.'

Reminds me of a Cyanide and Happiness skit, a husband and wife have a talk about being ready for kids, they decide they're not ready; then throw the kids out the door.

Money talks, but all mine ever says is goodbye.

The Most World Assembly Endorsements in Autism Spectrum. We have two WA members, Dyslimbia and Cat-kingdom, but neither has an endorsement.

Don't worry about what people think. They don't do it very often.

Getherness wrote:

I just lost motivation to play the game lately. Haha

That makes sense. There are only so many hours in the day. Enthusiasm comes and goes.

Getherness wrote:

New job, new apartment, basically completely by myself. It's all an adjustment.

Sounds good!

Getherness wrote:

I just lost motivation to play the game lately. Haha

I feel that man, it's been the same for me recently

Walks in and reads WFE

...hm, it would seem a strange individual by the name of 'Made You Look' lives in the yellow submarine. Here, we are running a poll.

Sets down info a leaves.

if you want people to remember you, borrow money from them.