Woman: "I just want to inform you that there's going to be a very interesting public event in town. We're going to have speakers and guests from different parts from Greece and other countries. It's corresponding with similar events all around the world at this time"

And there's poor little Stas thinking Oh that sounds interesting. Maybe it's a convention or seminar or something about the current political situati-

Woman: "It's about how the sacrifice of Jesus Christ affects our lives" *hands me flier*

Stas: "Uh... yeah, thank you"

Woman: "Good afternoon"

*five minutes later*

*USSR state anthem plays at full volume while Stas lays huddled in the corner crying and smoking cigarette after cigarette and burning the flier in an offering to Great Lenin*

Kwadai, Democratic union of cydonia, Alosteq diin nastja, Zoboyizakoplayoklot, and 8 othersAcronius, Glorious rebublic of alevstan, Allied Connurist States, Western vale confederacy, Gorbatov, Imperial cyllea, Greater Hudian Republic, and Chilokver-

Coraspia

7 years 29 days ago

Glorious rebublic of alevstan wrote:

i was into-officed on the 12th or so

yeah, that election cycle had a few problems

The Empire of Allied Connurist States

7 years 29 days ago

Stasnov wrote:

Meanwhile in Uncle Stas' KGB safehouse- i mean apartment
*bell rings*
*Uncle Stas gets his lazy ass off the PC, turns off the hardbass and answers the door*
*is some random woman*
Woman: "Hello"
Stas: "Hello"
Woman: "I just want to inform you that there's going to be a very interesting public event in town. We're going to have speakers and guests from different parts from Greece and other countries. It's corresponding with similar events all around the world at this time"
And there's poor little Stas thinking Oh that sounds interesting. Maybe it's a convention or seminar or something about the current political situati-
Woman: "It's about how the sacrifice of Jesus Christ affects our lives" *hands me flier*
Stas: "Uh... yeah, thank you"
Woman: "Good afternoon"
*five minutes later*
*USSR state anthem plays at full volume while Stas lays huddled in the corner crying and smoking cigarette after cigarette and burning the flier in an offering to Great Stalin*

ftfy

Grozav inima and Tenburg

New republika srpska

7 years 27 days ago

wake the fuk up atlas

Democratic union of cydonia and Zoboyizakoplayoklot

Zoboyizakoplayoklot

7 years 27 days ago

New republika srpska wrote:

wake the fuk up atlas

I'm woke

The Empire of Allied Connurist States

7 years 27 days ago

wake me up inside

can't wake up

Democratic union of cydonia, Ordia, West aurelia, Socialist mercanda, and 2 othersGlorious rebublic of alevstan, and New Elesar

Tenburg

7 years 27 days ago

Allied Connurist States wrote:

wake me up inside
can't wake up

SAVE MAAAAAY

West aurelia and Allied Connurist States

Glorious rebublic of alevstan

7 years 26 days ago

ravioli ravioli destroy the bourgeois statioli in an extraterrestrial nuclear holocaustioli

UPHOLD 4TH INTERNATIONAL (POSADIST-BARRYIST)

Kwadai, Alosteq diin nastja, Zoboyizakoplayoklot, Stasnov, and 2 othersNew Kvenland, and Allied Connurist States

The Rustling Leaves of New Kvenland

7 years 26 days ago

guess who's back

back again

kven is back

tell a friend

Democratic union of cydonia, West aurelia, Alosteq diin nastja, Zoboyizakoplayoklot, and 8 othersAcronius, Socialist mercanda, Glorious rebublic of alevstan, Allied Connurist States, New Elesar, Greater Hudian Republic, Chilokver-, and Nkawapota