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Ambassador of Atlantis from GEF wrote:Sir Hi I am From The Region's allied Region Golden Eco Friendly

Sweet, welcome! Enjoy the spiced rum, or a Fizzy(TM) cola. Or mix them for a Rum & Fizzy. I'm on my sixth one, myself. Hic!

Bettisia and Ave lucifer

Ooh! A Rum and Fizzy sounds fabulous! Please refill my Pitcher.

Well I'm back. Had a nice relaxing sojourn at the famously remote
Bettisian Barrier Island Beach Resort: Bet Urme Thanu.

Well I guess me and my tan should get back to work.
Today we rank furniture restoration.
Haven't done this one in a while.

Well Onyx and Mads both made the platform.
Betts is just off it in fourth.
PC made page two.
And Elin prefers to just buy new (the old make great kindling for her bonfires)
back on the last page.

Happy Monday.
Time for me to order another pitcher.

Madrocea, Primal current, and Ave lucifer

Today we ADMIRE the rankings of the Pizza Industry.

Bettisia has FINALLY passed Madrocea in this!
(Guess the tax incentives on pepperoni paid off!)
They take the Silver and the Bronze.
Noob Noob took the gold.

Primal Current is well established on page four.
While Onyx Front usually orders out on page 10.
But ElinTol orders EXCLUSIVELY Bettisian pizzas sitting in last place!

Rainy remnants of a hurricane passing through here today.
Would have been an excellent morning to stay curled up in bed.

Madrocea and Ave lucifer

Igor, explain the pizza thing to these people for me.

[Igor: Bring an argument about toppingth to thee mithtreth, get pizza banned for everyone.]

In short, learn to be happy or I'll find a way to make both sides unhappy. Someone brought a pineapple/no pineapple debate to me so I banned all pizzas for them being so stupid as to bother me with such a trivial thing.

Bettisia, Madrocea, and Ave lucifer

I am in the Top 1% of Fattest citizens in Atlantis.
Could this possibly have anything to do with my pizza industry?

Anyway, today we look at how Advanced our respective Public Educations are.

The US seems to be in favor of educating the youth.
Elin and Onyx are on the first page.
Mads and Betts are on the second.
PC has a good showing on page four.

Middle of the week- nothing special going on today.

Madrocea, ElinTol, and Ave lucifer

Nicest Citizens????
Pfft!

None of the Usual Suspects have to worry about THIS character flaw in OUR populations!
We are the bottom five!
Yep. Our folks spit on EVERYONE- who isn't us!

Thursday- the week is almost over! Yay!!!!!
I have i.5 chapters left in my book. Gonna try to finish it before work begins.
Later!

Madrocea, ElinTol, and Ave lucifer

We made it to Friday!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
It was a long and scary trip, but we all did IT!!!!!!
Whoosh.

Final business before the celebration.
Crime Rates.
Lowest Onyx!
Highest ElinTol!

The rest of the US are scattered in the top half:
PC also on page one. Betts- page three. Mads- page five.

Now pass the Rum and Fizzy. It makes a great chaser to Terran Vodka!

Madrocea, The Onyx Front, Primal current, and Ave lucifer

Good morning!
There was a nuclear war and I MISSED it!
(Silly family expecting attention!)
Oh well, I hope all of YOU had fun!

Today we look UNexpected deaths.
~~Let's face it, everyone EXPECTS to die..
it is just the timeframe in doubt. :)

Anyway Zhenbabwe has the lowest,
and our own ElinTol haas the highest.
PC is also on page one.
While Onyx is on the last.
Mads and Betts are in the middle on page three.

Have a wonderful day
and don't forget to pillage on your way home.

Madrocea, Primal current, and Ave lucifer

Bettisia wrote:

There was a nuclear war and I MISSED it!

If there was a nuclear war, and your nation is completely intact afterwards, it's because you won the nuclear war. We won. That's how I'm interpreting it...

Bettisia, ElinTol, and Ave lucifer

Madrocea wrote:If there was a nuclear war, and your nation is completely intact afterwards, it's because you won the nuclear war. We won. That's how I'm interpreting it...

Yes, but I didn't make any other nations into glass!
But there is always next time! :)

Today we rank the most conservative.
Which by their definition is a Nanny State where
everything is dictated by the Government with no personal freedoms.
~~Personally I disagree with this interpretation.
~~I believe that conservative is actually the REVERSE!

Either way her is where the US stands.
PC- page two, Onyx- page three, and Elin page four.
A small break and then Betts on page eight, and finally Mads on page 10.

YSOU is the MOST conservative, while the Ambassador is the LEAST!

Have a fun day, and don't forget to make your OWN rules! :)

Madrocea, Primal current, Ambassador of Atlantis from GEF, and Ave lucifer

OOC: Conservatism is government so small it sits right on your shoulder (women in America say that it fits in a different part of anatomy). It might not be how that is perceived in the media, but it is how it works on the ground. It is a firm, rigid, quasi-authoritarian framework that punishes divergence. If you want freedom then you want a state that has well funded medical and social services, with social safety nets to allow people to try things and not suffer punitive consequences if they fail. It is a control vs support government apparatus. The former prioritises funding for police, military, security service apparatus; the latter prioritises social, health, education, and environment funding.

Bettisia, Madrocea, Ambassador of Atlantis from GEF, and Ave lucifer

ElinTol wrote:OOC: Conservatism is government so small it sits right on your shoulder (women in America say that it fits in a different part of anatomy). It might not be how that is perceived in the media, but it is how it works on the ground. It is a firm, rigid, quasi-authoritarian framework that punishes divergence. If you want freedom then you want a state that has well funded medical and social services, with social safety nets to allow people to try things and not suffer punitive consequences if they fail. It is a control vs support government apparatus. The former prioritises funding for police, military, security service apparatus; the latter prioritises social, health, education, and environment funding.

But by definition if the Government tells you everything to do- and how to do it- that government is NOT small. Although it can be either extremely centralized (nanny state) or decentralized (generalized guidelines).

Part of the issue is that in Politics (America especially)- liberal, conservative, social, greenie, preppers, the list is eternal- the terms are rarely used as they are defined in the dictionary. They likewise do not differentiate between social and fiscal aspects of these terms. This leads to much strife and discord.

I am fiscally VERY conservative. I take this to mean that I do nothing that I cannot pay for, even if I use credit for the short-term. This results in less money for things like societal change. (What good is a better wage if there are no roads or buses to get the person to the job?)

Now I also believe that there are WAY too many laws on the books. This also impacts the societal parts of government. I believe in the personal choice of the individual or group. This is often hot-button issues like- abortion, prayer in schools, nudity. I think these are important, BUT I do not think that Government should be involved. the individual or the local group should decide.

So you see my trouble. I am personally fiscally conservative, but socially liberal. But because I do not think the laws should even be on the books, folks think that I am socially conservative as well. And the whole 'no government involvement thing' upsets BOTH sides.

Guess I just wish better terminology was used. Today's ranking would have made more sense to me if it had said Government Controlled rather than conservative. Especially since they seem to be only looking at the social and not the financial.

Ok. Sorry. Off the soap box. But I am TRULY confused by this seeming dicodomy.

Today we step away from nasty things like Politics,
and we rank who has the largest mining sectors.
~~I'm having a hard time spelling mining today there are either too many 'in' or not enough. Sigh

Back to the countdown!
Onyx has the largest! Whoop Whoop!
Tarligean the smallest.
Four of the US are in the top four positions,
But Elin didn't want Tarl to get lonely, so she joined him there. :)

Middle of the week!
Just like old age- it is only down hill from here. :)

Madrocea, Primal current, Ambassador of Atlantis from GEF, and Ave lucifer

Today we look at Defense.
This ranking equates money to advancement.
But hey, I'm not going to stop anyone who wants to
spend their money on saddles and swords, rather than jets and missiles.

Either way, three of the Usual Suspects swept the podium:
Onyx Bettisia, and Primal.
ElinTol also claimed a place on the first page.
Madrocea though needs to buy more bullets and hay.
He is back on page four.

Poor Holy Jand is surviving by relying on the good will of
those around him sitting at DEAD last. :)

Happy Thursday to all and to all fast computers.

Happy Friday all!
I can SMELL the weekend coming!
(Really wish it'd take a bath!)

At first glance you would expect an advanced Defense would
correspond to an armed populace.
But today's ranking proves the fallacy of that thought.

And so, on the the ranking of the Most Armed in Atlantis
(The Octopods have been removed from this list- to prevent confusion)

I, myself, took the top spot.
Elin is keeps me company in the fourth.
Mads is sitting pretty on page two.
While PC and Onyx are having a Nerf gun fight down on pages nine and ten respectively.

Now go forth and enjoy the day!

Madrocea, Primal current, Ambassador of Atlantis from GEF, and Ave lucifer

Post by Shemhamforash suppressed by a moderator.

Welcome to a new week.
~~Serious point of confusion. Ave Lucifer has liked several of my posts
(as recently as Fridays), but he 'ceased to exist' EIGHT days ago.
How??!?!?

Well on to something I do know (or can at least read :)).
Today we look at the most Scientifically Advanced in Atlantis.

Mads and Onyx have the top two spots.
I am reading a textbook just below them in fourth.
Elin is ready to storm the first page, sitting at the top of page two.
While PC prefers recess to science class back on page ten.

Here's hoping everyone has a GREAT week!

Good morning all!
It is a rainy day here. It would have been a wonderful day to stay in bed.
Yawn. Well I'm here and awake. Yawn.
So I might as well look a today's list. Yawn. :)

Today we look at the ranking of the Most Secular in Atlantis.
As seems to be the new norm;
The Usual Suspects are a strong presence on the Podium with
Onyx and Elin claiming the Gold and Silver.
Mads is also on page one.
Betts is middle of the road back on page seven.
While PC is the most Religious in all Atlantis back in last place.

I pray you all have a fabulous day.
Yawn. Time for a nap! :)
Zzzzzzzzzzzz.

More awake this morning, wish this wasn't the case though. :)

Today we rank Tourist Destinations.

Zhenbabwe tops this picturesque list.
Rick Sanchez is at the opposite end of the list.

As far as the Usual Suspects go...
Although not on the podium; ElinTol, Onyx, and Bettisia are on the first page.
Madrocea is edging close to the bottom, being on page 10.
Primal Current is on page 11, having copied Rick Sanchez's decorating ideas.

Well have a good day!

Madrocea and Primal current

Good morning again.
We've made it to the penultimate day of the week.
Go us!

Today we look at those with the highest poor incomes.
The US all think this is VERY important
with all in the top 12 spots.
Huzzahs go to Mads for being the highest of the low in all atlantis.

Let this be a lesson, there are always more poor people than rich people. I want to give my populace no reason to want to upend the status quo. I am a caring and benevolent tyrant. Isn't that right, Igor.

[Igor: Oh yeth, mithtreth. Thou careth motht deeply about keeping on being theen ath thee betht one to be thee ruler].

Well, close enough.

Bettisia and Madrocea

ElinTol wrote:Let this be a lesson, there are always more poor people than rich people. I want to give my populace no reason to want to upend the status quo. I am a caring and benevolent tyrant. Isn't that right, Igor.

[Igor: Oh yeth, mithtreth. Thou careth motht deeply about keeping on being theen ath thee betht one to be thee ruler].

Well, close enough.

Hey. Fake it until you Make it!
(Or until you make THEM, rather!) :)

We made it to the end of another week!
**Swipes sweat from brow**
It was touch and go for a bit, but now it's done!
Yay.

But before I go celebrate with a Fizzy Rum AND a Terran Vodka,
we rank the most Pro Market.

The Usual Suspects are surprisingly low on this list.
Betts is on page five;
Elin is on page six;
folloed by Mads and Onyx on page eight;
with PC bringing up the rear guard on page nine.

As far as the rest of Atlantis;
Let's give a confetti shower to Noob for topping the list,
and OPNALO- at the bottom- a broom so they can clean it up.

Now on to enjoy the next two days!

Hello
The axolotls have arrived
Fear us

Bettisia and Madrocea

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