So, it's been brought to my attention that nukes are too violent. As such, I am imperially ordering the closure of the nuke cult. Instead, it will now be replaced with the cabbage cult.
April Fools! :p I totally got you. *nod nod*
I'm sorry to everyone who voted for me. It appears that I have failed in my mission to become WA Secretary-General...
I have decided to vote myself in as ANTI Secretary-General!
Hurrah! I will deliver upon my promise to do something about something.