Nero murdered !
Our emperor was cowardly murdered in the middle of the games at the Maximus Circus. Our emperor's two sons, Abbucius and Augustus, decided to go to war to ascend to the throne. Our glorious empire is now divided into two parts. The North supports Abbucius and the South supports Augustus.
Hello my friends in the 21st Century Rome!
Iím The Glorian States/The Traditional States, your ambassador from Thaecia. I hope you consider voting for The Bigtopia for Secretary General. He is the Foreign Affairs Minister of Thaecia, and is an incredible worker, friend, and all-around good guy. He will certainly do a great job as Secretary General, but only if you vote for him!
Do you like unicorns? Do you like bunnies? Do you like bazookas?
If any or all of the above apply to you, consider voting for me.
Fellas, it is time
Yes, yes it is
Vote For the Devil You Know.
My New Running Mate: The Stalker
We've got ideas: Stalker was the one who came up with the idea of Running Mates (A feature now in place!)
We've got a Grassroots campaign with no backing of GCRs or Big-Name nations!
WE'VE GOT BAZOOKAS!
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