"Please, Movies? those are way too new and barbaric for my refined tastes (Casually sips from wine glass and adjusts glasses) if you haven't read the ancient buried scriptures of Mesopotamian kings which are not even known to exist because they haven't even been discovered then you can hardly call yourself experienced enough to suggest any art form or medium of entertainment at all." - Kade Cruzon (Deranged psychopath rambling 2 minutes before execution).
Now wait a second there, you semi-intellectual. Your argument is preposterous. You talk about Mesopotamia like if it was old, but it is so cliché.
•Grabs his great sword with both hands•
If you have not read even ancienter(?) scriptures from cities of Harappa or Mohenjo Dara, in the Indus Valley Civilizaition, then thou has no honour or significant history knowledge. I challenge thou to a duel. Dost thou accept???