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Fame And Even More Fame wrote:Join Baguettes of Mass Destruction

Nuh uh

Ima join ANAL, I love ANAL

Germany 2022 rp


N-Day is an opportunity for nations to come together and exchange nuclear weapons in a fiery Armageddon of mutually assured destruction.

To Participate

  1. Once registration opens, you can create or join a Faction. Nations outside a Faction can't attack or be attacked. You can join a Faction when you're ready and leave when you're not (to stay safe).

  2. When the event begins, nations will be assigned a random Specialty and begin to accumulate Production. You will now be able to spend Production, fire nukes and deploy shields.

  3. Watch your nation automatically generate Production at a rate of 1 every 2 minutes. Use it to build Nukes and Shield.

  4. Launch Nukes at other nations and use Shield to shoot down Nukes that are launched at you.


The simplest way to play N-Day is to join whichever Faction seems most fun and start targeting Nukes at its enemies while shooting down anything incoming. Your Faction page's icon bar shows everything you need to know, including who's targeting anyone in your Faction, and who your fellow Faction members are targeting.

Attacking: Step by Step

  1. On your Production screen, spend some of your Production to build Nukes. These go into your Stockpile.

  2. On another nation's Nuke page, click/tap the TARGET button and select the number of Nukes to use.

  3. Once Targeted, it takes 10 minutes for your Nukes to reach a READY state (3 for Intel Specialists). Note that your Targeted page is public: All nations can see who is targeting whom.

  4. When your Targeted Nukes are ready, click/tap LAUNCH.

  5. Your Nukes are now categorized as Launches for you and Incoming for your target. Launched Nukes take 3-5 minutes to reach their target. When they do, they earn Strikes for you and inflict Radiation on the target, which reduces their rate of Production. This also earns Score for your Faction and reduces the enemy Faction's Score.

Defending: Step by Step

  1. On the Production screen, spend Production to build Shield.

  2. Find Launched Nukes to destroy. Your top priority is any Incoming Nukes launched at you. Secondarily, you may wish to target Incoming Nukes on anyone in your Faction (see your Faction's Incoming page), and also keep an eye on Targeted Nukes that may threaten you or your Faction in the near future.

  3. Click/tap DESTROY to deploy 1 Shield per Nuke.


Strategically, it may be wise to avoid attacks on nations or Factions until you are confident of obliterating them, since this eliminates the possibility of counter-attack. Smaller-scale attacks, which damage but don't destroy an enemy, can lead to an escalating series of grudge-related nuclear exchanges.

On the other hand, targeting an enemy can be an effective warning. And it takes Nukes 10 minutes to be ready to launch, so you can't leave it too late.


Each Nuke that reaches a target causes Radiation damage, which reduces the target's rate of Production generation and counts as a Strike for the attacker.

A Faction's Score is Strikes minus Radiation.


N-Day lasts for 24 hours, after which point, an Arms Control Agreement means that no Nukes can be launched. (In-flight nukes can still land, however.)

The "winner" is the Faction with the highest score; if, that is, nuclear war can be said to have a winner. Which we say it can. It's the Faction with the highest score.


Once registration opens, Factions can be founded by a Regional Officer of any region. Any and all Regional Officers of that region can update the Faction's official text to issue instructions to Faction members.

Factions can be made open to all members, or restricted to the region's members only.

You can leave your Faction, which is a good way to stay safe if you're signing off for the night. However, you can only do this if you're not engaged with the enemy! That means:

  • You must not have any nukes targeted or launched at another nation; and

  • No nukes can be targeted or incoming on you.

Note that in practice, this can make it challenging to leave a Faction, since you may be frequently targeted.

While outside a Faction, you cannot be targeted, and do not generate any Production.

Before joining, it's worth making sure a Faction isn't currently under mass bombardment.


Nations are randomly assigned a specialty.

Military Specialists build Nukes faster: They receive 50% more Nukes when converting Production.

Strategic Specialists build Shield faster: They receive 50% more Shield when converting Production.

Economic Specialists can accumulate more Production: Their production cap is four times larger than the other specialties.

Intel Specialists can finalize targets faster: Their targetted nukes reach READY in 3 minutes instead of 10. They have no Production advantages.

Cost of Nukes/Shield in Production Points

Military Specialist

Strategic Specialist

Economic Specialist

Intel Specialist

1 Nuke





1 Shield





Non-WA nations automatically generate Production at a rate of 1 Production per 2 minutes, up to a maximum of 50 (200 for Econ Specialists).
WA nations automatically generate Production at a rate of 10 Production per 2 minutes, up to a maximum of 150 (600 for Econ Specialists).

Production can be spent on Nukes or Shield.

World Assembly members will accumulate Production 10x faster than non-WA members, and have their Production limits increased by 3x.
It is allowed to switch WA membership to receive this benefit for different nations, but (as per regular site rules) you are only allowed to have one nation in the WA at a time.
Keep in mind that if your Production is over the non-WA limit when you resign membership on a nation, the Production on that nation will decrease down to the limit (i.e. if you resign with 75 Production on a non-Econ nation, the Production will drop to 50).

We ask that you refrain from switching WA for N-Day purposes more than once every two minutes. You will not be punished for this, but it is against the spirit of this change to the event mechanics.


Nukes are purchased with Production, kept in stockpile until ready, then targeted and launched at an enemy nation.

Launched Nukes take 3-5 minutes to reach their target. While in-flight, they can be shot down by any nation using Shield. If they're not, each Nuke generates 1% of Radiation in the target and earns 1 Strike for the attacker.


Shield can be used to knock out Launched Nukes. You can shoot down any in-flight Nukes regardless of who they are aimed at.

Locate in-flight Nukes under Launches or Incoming, and use the DESTROY button to eliminate them at a rate of 1 Shield per Nuke.

It is possible to waste Shield if multiple nations deploy Shield simultaneously to knock out the same Nukes.


Target a nation by viewing their Nuke page and clicking/tapping TARGET. You may then select how many Nukes to target from your Stockpile.

It takes a short time for a Targeted Nuke to reach a READY state, after which it may be launched. This is normally 10 minutes, but Intel Specialists are faster, finalizing targets in only 3 minutes.

If not launched after 1 hour, Targeted Nukes automatically return to your Stockpile.


Radiation is generated in a nation when it is struck by a Nuke.

Radiation proportionately reduces a nation's Production generation rate. For example, 20% Radiation reduces Production generation by 20%.

When a nation is 100% Radiated, it is destroyed and no longer able to launch any Nukes nor use any Shield.

Radiation is irreversible.

You can leave a Faction when irradiated, but this does not affect your Faction's score.


A Faction's score measures strikes and radiation that occurred while those nations were a member. It is unaffected by nations joining or leaving the Faction.





Used to buy Nukes and Shield. Automatically generated by all non-destroyed nations in a Faction.


Unholy instrument of death and destruction.

Stockpiled Nuke

A Nuke that has been purchased with Production and is sitting idle, awaiting a target.

Targeted Nuke

A Nuke that has been targeted at a nation. A targeted Nuke takes 10 minutes to achieve a READY state, after which it may be launched.

Launched/Incoming/In-Flight Nuke

A Nuke that has been launched at a nation and is currently chewing up 3-5 minutes of in-flight time.


A unit of defensive technology. Possibly involves lasers or satellites or something.


A record of how many Nukes have successfully landed on targets.


A record of how many Nukes have struck the nation. Reduces Production generation.


A group of nations sharing a common interest in survival and/or bloodlust.


Strikes minus Radiation.

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Anime Nations Against Liberals Master Dispatch

Anime Nations against Liberals, or known as A.N.A.L for short, is a coalition of regions coming together to have fun in the sitewide event known as N-Day!

Our Faction can be found on this page!

Join the A.N.A.L Discord Server: LinkHere!

The Complete list of regions participating with Anime Nations Against Liberals

The Black Hawks

The East Pacific

Warzone Trinidad

The Free Nations Region




The Communist Bloc

The Leftist Assembly



Lair of the Dragon


Alstroemerian Commonwealths

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Standing Orders

  • Join one of the three squads at your disposal! Their functions are described in the preparation dispatch if you want to know more about them.

  • Join our LinkDiscord Server for maximum coordination! Even if you generally don't like discord, it would be better if you do here! It makes the event a better experience for you. :D

  • Listen to the Live Orders delivered either on discord in the District 13's announcement channel (#📣┊firing-orders) or on the main page of our faction.

  • DO NOT FIRE ON ANY OF THE BIG FACTIONS UNLESS ORDERED TO DO SO, they have too many shields for a small number of nukes to be useful and will require a coordinated strike for it to succeed! Try to coordinate with your peers on targeting small factions if you want to score points, otherwise listen to the live orders regarding the stockpiling of nukes.

  • When in doubt, shields! We are alone in this fight, therefore merely surviving this event will be a great achievement! If you are unsure about which squad to join, join the Shield Squad and produce only shields!

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If youíve never played N-Day before, Testlandiaís N-Day: What You Need to Know dispatch is a great resource for learning the mechanics of the event. In summary however, as a nation, you will passively earn production which can go towards either nukes or shields. Nukes can be launched at nations to destroy them, earning points, and shields protect from incoming nukes. Most points at the end wins.

To win at this event, coordination and strategy are key. This guide has a list of mandatory steps all persons wishing to contribute towards the glorious cause of Anime Nations Against Liberals should do, as well as a few optional steps for those wishing to go above and beyond.

Mandatory Steps For Everyone:

  • Join our LinkDiscord Server. It is where orders will be distributed. Plus itís a cool place to hang out and meet new people during the event. Nukes are always better with friends! Some people are hesitant to join the Discord because large servers can be overwhelming or intimidating for them. Thereís no pressure to talk if you donít want to, and you can mute every channel but the orders if you need to! But joining the server to receive live orders is critical for being able to participate.

  • If you are incapable of accessing Discord and want to sign up to an on-site newsletter instead, telegram Anime Nations Against Liberals with the nation you want to receive notifications for N-Day orders. Once N-Day begins, siteside orders will be posted to the Anime Nations Against Liberals Regional Message Board. Your nation will be tagged in them, which will give you a notification you can click to see the post. Keep an eye on your notifications so you don't miss any orders. If you only see an order too long (15+ minutes) after it was posted, ignore it and wait for the next order.

  • Choose your Squad. For the sake of organisation, we sort ourselves into 3 squads: Nukes, Shields, and Specs. These will be available for selection via reaction roles in the discord. If you have less than 30 puppets, always join Spec Squad. If you have more, you have a choice to join either Nuke or Shield (We recommend shields if youíre undecided). Each squad will be pinged separately and will have their own orders. As a general rule though:

    • Nuke Squad will only be producing nukes, and will focus on scoring points by striking other factions

    • Shields Squad will be mass producing shields, and performing defence for the faction

    • Specs Squad will be going back and forth between doing shields and nukes, depending on the specialties of their puppets and the global state of the game

  • When pre-registration opens, join your nations into the faction. The faction name will be Anime Nations Against Liberals. Directions to it will also be posted in the discord.

  • When the game starts, remember to play as a team. Most factions are too powerful for a single lone nation to do anything to/against them. Synchronous, coordinated strikes with multiple people are the best way to ensure penetration is achieved. Remember to check the discord announcement channel regularly for the latest orders for your squad.

  • Above all else: have fun. Our opponents may attempt to convince you that this is a serious and meaningful game. It is not. Remain silly at all times.

Recommended Steps:

  • Create Nations. Follow this guide to easily spam out nations while watching netflix. More Nations = More Production = More Nukes = More Good. Make sure you do this before February 17th, 0500 UTC, as there is a minimum population requirement for nations to be able to join N-Day.

  • Learn and setup our tech. Patented Anime Technology greatly increases the efficiency of using multiple puppets. Our high commanders are reachable via discord if you have problems or questions during the installation.

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Cat Nuke Thing, By Catiania.

Cat Nuke Thing is a combination of containerise, an extension for the Firefox web browser that makes handling a large number of puppets much easier; and tapermonkey, an extension which allows you to use various scripts such as our keybinding script.

We advise you to set up and use Containerise if you're planning to use a large number of puppet nations (generally 20+) during N-Day. This extension allows you to switch between puppets quickly and easily! Quickly logging into a puppet nation translates to more time defending the faction! If you're interested in learning how to use this extension and want to play with a large number of puppets, we have a guide for you!

This Linkgoogle document is a thorough guide to setting up Containerise alongside the technology designed by Catiania, to manage said puppets. Make sure to use it for guidance on how to set everything up. If you're unsure as to how to set it up properly anyway, feel free to tag annoy Altys or Sandshrew on discord.

As for Cat Nuke Thing's keybinding script, it is a bunch of code that transforms slow and long actions like clicking on pages and buttons by instead binding these actions to keys on your keyboard, all for the sake of speed and efficiency! For example, if you want to convert your production to shields you may press d once to get to the production page, then d once again to produce shields!

Here's a list of all the keybinds that Cat Nuke Thing will have alongside their usage:


Key (on your keyboard) --------------------------------------------

What does it do?


Opens the script's configuration page.


Reloads any page you're on.


Convert production to nukes -- Follow the Standing and Live Orders to know if you need to do this! Stop pressing it when you have no more production left to convert.


Convert production to shields -- Follow the Standing and Live Orders to know if you need to do this! Stop pressing it when you have no more production left to convert.


Press repeatedly to shield against incoming nukes. Pressing s first sends you to the incoming nukes page. If you're already on it, waiting for anything to shoot down, just press it over and over and over. It will reload the page until there's something to shoot down, or if you have remaining shields to use.


Press repeatedly to target nations. You have to enter a target faction ID in the script's config page (see the earlier keybinds for that). Press the key repeatidly until it completes the targeting process for you!


Press repeatedly to launch your nukes that are targeted and ready to be launched. Pressing f first sends you to the targeted nukes page. If you're already on it, waiting for anything to launch, just press it over and over and over. It will reload the page until you've launched all nukes.


Join our faction -- make sure you've entered our faction id beforehand.


Key (on your keyboard) --------------------------------------------

What does it do?


Reloads any page you're on.


Sends you to the production page of the selected nation


Sends you to the production page of the selected nation


Sends you to the incoming nukes page of your faction


Sends you to the page of your target faction -- make sure you've entered a target faction beforehand!


Sends you to your targeted nukes page of the selected nation


Opens the selected nation's page and selects the next one in the html sheet.


Selects the next nation on your html sheet.


Selects the previous nation on your html sheet.


Join our faction -- make sure you've entered our faction id beforehand.

Make sure to check the google document linked earlier in this dispatch to know how to use download and make use of tapermonkey!

Please note that the userscript will be available several minutes after NDay starts as we need to make sure the keybinds do work as intended.

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Germany 2022 rp

(For dispatchers, ignore the quote pls.)

Alright, let Savad release.

Australia 2022 rp

itís time to run with the khans


Spanish republic 2022 rp wrote:He invaded you.

How does that work if I was offline

Australia 2022 rp wrote:itís time to run with the khans

Y'all fell while running into a sinkhole

Australia 2022 rp

Britain Modern RP wrote:Y'all fell while running into a sinkhole

yes, yes we did.

East african federation 2022rp and Finland 2023

Israel 2022 rp wrote:the fascists in America hate sex

France 2022-RP wrote:the USA would love a little UoH ass piece.

Napoleon conquered it. Why wouldn't this USA do the same?

Your mother wrote:Your sister died due to sex addictions.

Okay thatís enough for now


Weimar Republic RP wrote:

Can confirm; they're virgins

Weimar Republic RP wrote:Okay thatís enough for now

Yeah i bet she did

Israel 2022 rp wrote:I killed nearly 20 million in total, and only like 5% of those were innocents that were a result of collateral damage.We're only talking about Palestine, other than that there is a 15-20% conservative estimate for the population of radicals in the middle east.IC: We aren't talking about Mesopotamia, and we never made them leave. We reserved their homes for them for years, they never came back. Then the crisis in India occurred, we made a home for them.I killed people that were trying to kill me. Self defense is not murder, it has never been murder, it will never be evil.

Funny thing is, I havenít edited this

Cuba 2022 rp wrote:Itís actually Zarya 2

Itíll CTE at the next update, but i managed to save RP REJECTED REALMS


Fame And Even More Fame wrote:Sublime Ottoman State 1800 RP Congo?

Remind me at weekend. Also I forgot where we stopped

Rebirth of the Cradle of the Civilisation
PIC: With the final defeat of the MEC the people of the Middle East are now finally free from the callous hand of Israeli domination, the Indo-Arab State of Egypt unites Arabian and Indian alike in a Union transcending Land and Sea, In lower Iraq the so called Transitional Administration of Indo-Mesopotamia takes over from the military Administration of the United Federacies Armed Forces, whilst in its north the Mesopotamian Federation, a fragile unification of Freedom fighters turned warlords is kept together though Indian Pressure and the local military Superiority of the Basuists. In Anatolia the Turkish Regime lies dead, one half in effect a widescale GDF intervention, the rest nuclear wasteland or new territories of Kurdistan its people seemingly united at long last. Despite rivalries and the influx of Cold War Politics into the weathered sands of the Middle East, a mutual desire for some well longed peace and the ability of regional actors to cooperate and compromise, along with mostly shutting out hostile interests from the region has snuffed out all conflict. However the region remains a hotbed, a field of coal with cooling embers that could still spark.

Transitional Administration of Indo-Mesopotamia or TAIM has allowed India to recover the last of what she has lost, reconnecting with her children who fled brutal Civil War for the waiting settler colonies of Israel. Regardless of what India now has to say regarding the horrific actions carried out in West Asia, she greatly reaps the benefits that Israel foolishly gave up. The Brain Drain that India suffered has been finally plugged as the land the educated fled too is rightfully claimed. With its strong dirigist character the growing Indian financial Market has been guided and directed by the government into investing in TAIM territories, rebuilding its infrastructure, revitalising its economy and helping connect it to the Motherland. India has also reached out to allies such as Spanish republic 2022 rp and Kurdistan 2023 RP(specifically Russia)and countries whom strong ties are being resumed as part of detente like France 2022-RP to encourage foreign investment as well.

The benefits are enormous, Israeli built infrastructure was highly advanced, having turned a desert into a paradise and if global backing, the latest technologies and India's vast resources could be secured what was once Eurasia's economic Centre could become so again, and its people give up their guns and ideological slogans for the pen and Research Papers, for these were no Fremen overthrowing tyranny in a Great War that spouted forth from Desert Tundra, these were refugees of significant talent and genius who left their dearly beloved homeland for safety and new opportunities and managed to secure a Haven, but forced by tyranny to defend it.

Whilst Mespotamia's revitalisation is awaited upon, some are already moving back to India herself, there they find countless new places in the upper echelons of emerging Corporate Giants in the worlds Largest Market, or financial backing to get their forgotten patents into the world again amidst other lucrative opportunities.

The magnus legatus

I want to join the RP
Whoever controls Italy
I declare independence

The magnus legatus wrote:I want to join the RP
Whoever controls Italy
I declare independence

L+ratio+decanonized+dead region

France 2022-RP wrote:I'm still here!

Norway 2022-RP, didn't reply to my RP post. :(
It seems the region is dying just when I start being active. :( :(

Finland 2023 wrote:Norway 2022-RP, didn't reply to my RP post. :(
It seems the region is dying just when I start being active. :( :(

You could move to Interbellum RP if you want. Its much more active plus is this rps spiritual successor.

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