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I have a unique idea.

Why doesn’t Airol just build a wall?

I might have to do something about those terrorists half way across the world...

Gothic vandelia

Airol wrote:Airolian Press Conference, Oct. 22, 2019

"I offered the ability for Imbalistan to send 10,000 refugees to have asylum, and be able to live their long and prosperous life here in Airol. Yet, they chose to say these were demands in some shape or form, I have encountered by Advisors trying to understand what these mean, but we haven't had much success. Anyways, the Imbali border at the moment is stable, the occasional skirmish settled by either the Airolian or Imbali Border Patrols. The amount of illegal refugees is dumbfounding. Last month, the number of IIR's (Illegal Imbali Refugees) was just under 30 per week, nothing outrageous... yesterday alone the South Zone apprehended 75 IIR's. The North got about 60 yesterday. At the moment the Imbali-Airolian Border still remains closed on the Airolian side until, or if the two governments agree onto a compromise that supports and benefits both states. Quoting President Laabi of Imbalistan,

'We have given into demands for to long, our homeland destroyed by countries who want us. We refuse to listen to Airoli.'

Now I'm not saying Mr. Laabi is drunk, nor am I implying he is high or any of the negatives. What I do believe is, he is confused. He is frustrated. His civil war is winding down and he just really wants to be successful in defeating the rebels, so this fight has brought great stress onto him. Stress which is blurring his wisdom. Now, I'll take a few questions. Please keep them on the topic at hand.

"The Meeting with Laabi was a success correct? Didn't you agree to a refugee plan?"

"Yes the meeting was successful, but no. Our meeting was based on a ceasefire between our two states as tensions rose to a breaking point. Next Question."

"Will a refugee plan that both you and Laabi agree on, happen in the future?"

"Good Question. I threw the line into Laabi's pond, he just needs to pull it and then we can get down to business. Let me tell you something though. I came back from a 2 day trip from Opana's Key as a break, I return with a change of heart. A change, of mind. I agree to terms that the Imbali state sent my way weeks ago, I agreed on 10,000 Imbali refugees. Now I'll be the one to even say it. 10,000? Yeah, not too much. Its a start. Unlike the Imbali government who couldn't even control their own people, we were able to send 33,149 IIR's back into Imbali territory where they scout our border. Looking for a break in patrol, or a chance to run. Luckily, our patrol is strong and they don't come too close. So anyways, one last question."

"Why don't the IIR's go into New Nationale Einheit's territory of Abzaroka?"

"Good Question. Abzaroka is much more wealthy, bigger, and more fertile. They have the capabilities to take hundreds of thousands of Imbali refugees, yet, they try to break into Arizo County. Why? Why do they challenge themselves even harder than they must to get into here, while a border which is bigger and protects a more strong and worthy country is just north. These are good questions, but now I must be on my way. Thank you."

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New Nationale Einheit
Imbalistan

The reason the immigrants are sneaking into your country and not NNEs is probably due the Grenzpolitzeis high level of competence, NNE have more personal and better equipment making it far easier to sneak into Airol. I am sure some people still succeed sneaking into NNE though, just far fewer.

As for the Imbali civil war, it is not so much winding down as changing. Before the Tigers and muhajedin attacked from the wilderness and returned there after they attacked. Now, the Tigers is more or less out of the picture and the muhajedin have fled to the cities since the caves and mountains actually are more dangerous to them after my Bergsjaegers started to operate there.

This situation is a bit dangerous, since instead of fighting a military war he is having a police situation with armed and dangerous people who use bombs, snipers and similar tactics while trying to recruit more people (voluntary or not).

New Nationale Einheit and Imbalistan

Gothic vandelia

Ionalands wrote:I have a unique idea.

Why doesn’t Airol just build a wall?

(oh, Neue heilige romischeck reich have added a scale, thank you:D)
Because the border is about 650 miles or 1 046 kilometers. That is a massive project that would cost him a lot (I could build a super defensive wall for him with cannons, mines and so on but it would cost a s#itload of cash). He could build a silly fence but that wouldn't stop anyone who isn't in a wheelchair.

Krimera wrote:I might have to do something about those terrorists half way across the world...

Funny, I was thinking the same thing.

Time to create a puppet state liberate the Ionka.

Seaforti

Gothic vandelia

Krimera wrote:I might have to do something about those terrorists half way across the world...

I am already working on it. 1 of the 2 groups are more or less gone now, the leaders have surrendered or been killed. The other group is more annoying since it fled into the cities and me going in there would have some serious impact for the Imbali government, chances are that it would spread resentment against both GV and the Imbali government instead of stabilizing it.

What I will do is to start train the Imbali swat teams on how to deal with people like this themselves instead.

Seaforti

Imbalistan wrote:Within Imbalistan, murmurs of agreement come from the higher ranks. Jamal Laabi himself picks up the phone on his desk, making a call to the Airoli leader.

"Hello my..uhhh, fellow world leader. While I am not up to terms with a second meeting, especially due to the situation involving my country, I would like to inform you that the refugee flow with stop soon. Border patrols on our side with prevent them from entering, but we will accommodate refugees by resettling them once again.

However, I would like to say that saying that my wisdom is being blurred is extremely offensive, and I would greatly prefer if you did not say that. And we have been able to recently control our people, the amount of people surrendering to national soldiers accelerating."

"Your wisdom is blurred. There isn't anything to be ashamed about it, but it is. I gave you an offer to take 10,000 refugees and instead you called it a demand made by us. Also, I do realize your border control is greatly improving, but about 2 weeks ago, it was weak. Weak it still is. You may say its improving, but until the number of IIR's is under 40 a week, then I won't say anything about it improving.

Anything else Mr. Laabi?"

Seaforti

Hello Novus Lucidum! Make sure to declare any candidates for the Democratic Union Party if you would like us on your ballot for the upcoming elections!

New Nationale Einheit and Seaforti

Gothic vandelia wrote:(oh, Neue heilige romischeck reich have added a scale, thank you:D)
Because the border is about 650 miles or 1 046 kilometers. That is a massive project that would cost him a lot (I could build a super defensive wall for him with cannons, mines and so on but it would cost a s#itload of cash). He could build a silly fence but that wouldn't stop anyone who isn't in a wheelchair.

The Imbali aren’t particularly bright, he doesn’t have to build anything sophisticated.

Airol wrote:"Your wisdom is blurred. There isn't anything to be ashamed about it, but it is. I gave you an offer to take 10,000 refugees and instead you called it a demand made by us. Also, I do realize your border control is greatly improving, but about 2 weeks ago, it was weak. Weak it still is. You may say its improving, but until the number of IIR's is under 40 a week, then I won't say anything about it improving.

Anything else Mr. Laabi?"

"Nothing sir. And, under 40 a week? Even in stability, there will me migrants out of our country. Even if the islamist are destroyed, even if the Tiger's disappear, there will be those who want out. Unless you wanna possibly do a "love it or leave it period", in where anyone can leave, but after the period immigration is shut down and those who attempt to cross will not be allowed over, migrants will go in."

Imbalistan wrote:"Nothing sir. And, under 40 a week? Even in stability, there will me migrants out of our country. Even if the islamist are destroyed, even if the Tiger's disappear, there will be those who want out. Unless you wanna possibly do a "love it or leave it period", in where anyone can leave, but after the period immigration is shut down and those who attempt to cross will not be allowed over, migrants will go in."

“We will never do a ‘love it or leave it period’ Laabi. That idea is pitiful and would be the ruin of both are states. You would lose over a million citizens while I myself would be plagued by a million immigrants.”

Imbalistan

Gothic vandelia

Ionalands wrote:The Imbali aren’t particularly bright, he doesn’t have to build anything sophisticated.

That isn't 100% accurate. They are very inventive to get what they want and incredible stubborn. They might not be great at math, engineering or online games but if they want to pass a fence, they will do so. Heck, the cheap kind of fence is so poor any moron could pass it, and even a more advanced would be a simple thing for them.

He could make minefields, but spreading out mines for 1000 kilometers would require a lot of mines and chances are high that they would kill innocents in the future since clearing them would be far more expensive. The cheapest thing would be patrolling the border with drones, but the question is what he should do when he see someone trying to sneak over the border. Kill them? That would lead to a lot of dead people and bodies that needs to be cleaned up. Arresting them and send them back? They would return and try again the next day. Put them in jail? That is expensive. Making them into slaves? That would annoy the international community.

Airol wrote:“We will never do a ‘love it or leave it period’ Laabi. That idea is pitiful and would be the ruin of both are states. You would lose over a million citizens while I myself would be plagued by a million immigrants.”

Jamal Laabi sighed.

"Fine, do it this way." he said, before hanging up.

Gothic vandelia wrote:That isn't 100% accurate. They are very inventive to get what they want and incredible stubborn. They might not be great at math, engineering or online games but if they want to pass a fence, they will do so. Heck, the cheap kind of fence is so poor any moron could pass it, and even a more advanced would be a simple thing for them.

He could make minefields, but spreading out mines for 1000 kilometers would require a lot of mines and chances are high that they would kill innocents in the future since clearing them would be far more expensive. The cheapest thing would be patrolling the border with drones, but the question is what he should do when he see someone trying to sneak over the border. Kill them? That would lead to a lot of dead people and bodies that needs to be cleaned up. Arresting them and send them back? They would return and try again the next day. Put them in jail? That is expensive. Making them into slaves? That would annoy the international community.

Which is why he should build a wall.

This is only effective solution, build that wall!

Gothic vandelia

Gothica is now the only large industrial country with a good environment (at least relatively). All the other larger producers are in the bottom 10 in the region.

So buy environmentally sound products, buy Gothian; because we care. *hugs a panda*

Imbalistan

Gothic vandelia wrote:Gothica is now the only large industrial country with a good environment (at least relatively). All the other larger producers are in the bottom 10 in the region.

So buy environmentally sound products, buy Gothian; because we care. *hugs a panda*

Buy Imbali! Halal, kosher, GMO-free, organic, employs the elderly, locally made, funds local villages, yada yada yada.

Gothic vandelia wrote:Gothica is now the only large industrial country with a good environment (at least relatively). All the other larger producers are in the bottom 10 in the region.

So buy environmentally sound products, buy Gothian; because we care. *hugs a panda*

Buy Rothish products ‘cause they’re cheap.

Gothic vandelia

Ionalands wrote:Which is why he should build a wall.

This is only effective solution, build that wall!

You are just trying to make him waste all his money on something worthless. Now, he could pay me to make a wall that would stop even an army, that would work. For me to build a fortified and armed wall in concrete to cover that area would cost him 1.3 billions. And that is concrete, a really cheap alternative. In steel it would be 5 billions and in Nano manipulated B2 alloyed steel it would be 50 billions. However, any of those walls would be surrounded by high tech surveillance sensors and lots of cannons.

Gothic vandelia wrote:You are just trying to make him waste all his money on something worthless. Now, he could pay me to make a wall that would stop even an army, that would work. For me to build a fortified and armed wall in concrete to cover that area would cost him 1.3 billions. And that is concrete, a really cheap alternative. In steel it would be 5 billions and in Nano manipulated B2 alloyed steel it would be 50 billions. However, any of those walls would be surrounded by high tech surveillance sensors and lots of cannons.

I’m not Iona, I don’t really care what Airol decides to spend his money on. I’m just trying to find an effective solution.

Gothic vandelia

Imbalistan wrote:Buy Imbali! Halal, kosher, GMO-free, organic, employs the elderly, locally made, funds local villages, yada yada yada.

Hey, we have halal meat, kosher meat or meat that have been sanctified by a majority of other priests. If you want to pay extra for such services, that is not a problem. In fact, we have a meat that is sanctified by priest from all larger religions for those who want to be extra safe.

As for GMO free, read on the packet. All information is there, and if you scan the code with your smartphone you get access to way more information about the animal then a sane people want to know.

Ionalands wrote:Buy Rothish products ‘cause they’re cheap.

Crappy products usually are. Gothian products are expensive because they are good.

Seaforti

Gothic vandelia wrote:Hey, we have halal meat, kosher meat or meat that have been sanctified by a majority of other priests. If you want to pay extra for such services, that is not a problem. In fact, we have a meat that is sanctified by priest from all larger religions for those who want to be extra safe.

As for GMO free, read on the packet. All information is there, and if you scan the code with your smartphone you get access to way more information about the animal then a sane people want to know.
Crappy products usually are. Gothian products are expensive because they are good.

And Krimeran products cost an arm and a leg due to them needing to be picked up from the battlefields of those who were supplied by the Krimeran state.

Gothic vandelia wrote:Hey, we have halal meat, kosher meat or meat that have been sanctified by a majority of other priests. If you want to pay extra for such services, that is not a problem. In fact, we have a meat that is sanctified by priest from all larger religions for those who want to be extra safe.

As for GMO free, read on the packet. All information is there, and if you scan the code with your smartphone you get access to way more information about the animal then a sane people want to know.
Crappy products usually are. Gothian products are expensive because they are good.

You use quality to sell your products, we exploit poor people. Whatever brings in the dough.

Gothic vandelia

Gothic vandelia

Ionalands wrote:I’m not Iona, I don’t really care what Airol decides to spend his money on. I’m just trying to find an effective solution.

Sorry, but taunting Airol has kinda been a Rothish national sport for a long time now.

Anyways, even a super secure wall would not be enough since then they would use ships. The best solution is preventive. If the Imbali don't want to leave their homes they wont.
The real problem is how to achieve that. Imbalistan got a few too many so called "future martyrs" (or violent suicidal morons as I prefer calling them).

Gothic vandelia

Ionalands wrote:You use quality to sell your products, we exploit poor people. Whatever brings in the dough.

I can respect that. I can't sell the cheap crap myself since it would destroy my brand.

Ionalands

Gothic vandelia

Krimera wrote:And Krimeran products cost an arm and a leg due to them needing to be picked up from the battlefields of those who were supplied by the Krimeran state.

Yeah, and that means they are rarely in mint condition.

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