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The Gold Mines wrote:Poor Val
And poor Borisia kids

Yeh they have it rough

Boris Cult wrote:They have quite the hard life in the military...

Yeah
Not having any of my characters move to borisa

Zarbik wrote:Yeh they have it rough

The tgm kids are lucky

Meadrin wrote:Big Brother pull up the left sleeve of his cloak, revealing a silver stamp ring on his finger. He presses the stamp in the papyrus.

The stamp mark looks like this:
nation=meadrin/detail=factbook/id=1496464

Hardenburg, Zarbik, and The Gold Mines

The Gold Mines wrote:The tgm kids are lucky

Even the wooloo kids are lucky lol

Zarbik wrote:Even the wooloo kids are lucky lol

Not as lucky, they get PTSD every day

Zarbik wrote:Even the wooloo kids are lucky lol

Meanwhile in melons:

Hey guys let's go commit some war crimes!

Hardenburg wrote:Godlefe: "Reluctant to shoot? What doggerel is that line of reasoning? My men would be ecstatic, nay anxious to gun down unwanted brainwashed youth. The younger the soldier, the better indoctrinated they are. Same goes for the enemies, so this reluctance to shoot should not even be."

Eastorwine and Godlefe lean in to check Val's scars, and then the chip. Eastor recoils in disgust, while Godlefe continues to stare. They both mouth the same words.

Eastor: "That's... sick..."

Godlefe: "That's sick!"

But the way both of them say the statement, the tone, and volume, would be extremely different.

Yua: I suggest you use a serrated knife
Yamato: to produce the most screaming.
Yua: and anyways,
Yamato: It worked against Wooloosian troops
Yua: they keeps trying to
Yamato: just capture the teen/children troops.
Yua: our best work
Yamato: on Val’s body
Yua: was in her arms
They roll up one of her sleeves, and it looks like she has tons and tons of scars, each barely missing nerves and such

Meadrin wrote:Big Brother pull up the left sleeve of his cloak, revealing a silver stamp ring on his finger. He presses the stamp in the papyrus.

Eastor: "Ah, I have my own."

Eastorwine produces a stamp from one of his many shirt pockets, and stamps on the document with red ink, leaving behind the badge of two lions huddled below a crown.

MLGDogeland wrote:Meanwhile in melons:

Hey guys let's go commit some war crimes!

Kids:
Yaaay

The Gold Mines wrote:Kids:
Yaaay

See, war crimes are fun for the whole family

Boris Cult wrote:Yua: I suggest you use a serrated knife
Yamato: to produce the most screaming.
Yua: and anyways,
Yamato: It worked against Wooloosian troops
Yua: they keeps trying to
Yamato: just capture the teen/children troops.
Yua: our best work
Yamato: on Val’s body
Yua: was in her arms
The roll is one of her sleeves, and it looks like she has tons and tons of scars, each barely missing nerves and such

Ok now i want none of my characters to associate with with yua and yamato

MLGDogeland wrote:See, war crimes are fun for the whole family

Melons commercial:
*jingle* come to melons, to do war crimes every day!

The Gold Mines wrote:Not as lucky, they get PTSD every day

Yeh they sure do

Hardenburg wrote:Eastor: "Ah, I have my own."

Eastorwine produces a stamp from one of his many shirt pockets, and stamps on the document with red ink, leaving behind the badge of two lions huddled below a crown.

Big Brother: So...now that this agreement has been signed...I believe you can move on with your conversation with the Borsians. Interesting people they are....

The Gold Mines wrote:Melons commercial:
*jingle* come to melons, to do war crimes every day!

Hehehe

*jingle* And if you try to run there will be no other way!

The Gold Mines wrote:Ok now i want none of my characters to associate with with yua and yamato

They are messed up

Zarbik wrote:Hehehe

*jingle* And if you try to run there will be no other way!

There is no escaping the war crimes

The Gold Mines wrote:They are messed up

That’s an understatement. They get pleasure from torture.

Boris Cult wrote:That’s an understatement. They get pleasure from torture.

Yuck
Yeh ill have to not get to invloved with them

Boris Cult wrote:Yua: I suggest you use a serrated knife
Yamato: to produce the most screaming.
Yua: and anyways,
Yamato: It worked against Wooloosian troops
Yua: they keeps trying to
Yamato: just capture the teen/children troops.
Yua: our best work
Yamato: on Val’s body
Yua: was in her arms
The roll is one of her sleeves, and it looks like she has tons and tons of scars, each barely missing nerves and such

Godlefe: "Serrated? Ugh, I prefer incisions to be as clean as possible. Pain should be delivered internally, you know?"

Eastor: "Wait, Wooloosian troops? You are aware that we are in that country right? Let's not dicuss this any fur-..."

Godlefe: "But in all honesty, these are some rather clean scars. Scars are so beautiful you know, like red-tinted tatoos. Unfortunately I'm a commander not a soldier, so I'm as healthy as the day I was born."

Eastor sighs bitterly, clearly not wanting to see anymore of what Val has been through. For once in his life, he would be the one to raise his voice.

Eastor: "Christ, listen let's move on from this. Please. Let's discuss something better like... Like the weather? This girl has seen inhumane things. And honestly, shame on you two for doing it. There are other ways to reduce pain... That don't involve maiming..."

Boris Cult wrote:That’s an understatement. They get pleasure from torture.

Fun, but not as satisfying as sending POWs off-world

Boris Cult wrote:That’s an understatement. They get pleasure from torture.

Sheesh, they are bellatrix lestrange 2.0

It's complete.

There is a grand total of

168,522 RMB posts in The Wooloo Pact.

And I have them all.

Meadrin wrote:Big Brother: So...now that this agreement has been signed...I believe you can move on with your conversation with the Borsians. Interesting people they are....

Eastor: "Trust me, I would very much rather continue talking with you... I feel nauseous from what I've seen and heard..."

Godlefe: "What my friend meant to say is that, thank you, goodbye, and we will indeed interest in our conversation with the Borisians. I only hope that you don't interrupt us anymore. And remember how to say Godlefe, by the way. Just in case, you foreigners love to mispronounce simple words..."

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