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The South Pacific RMB

WA Delegate: The Drunken Irish Nation of Drugged Monkeys (elected )

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Most Nations: 4th Most World Assembly Endorsements: 36th
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🌴 Welcome to The South Pacific! 🌴

🦈 Please join the World Assembly and endorse Delegate Erinor!
🛡️ And the CRS Drugged Monkeys, Farengeto, Kringalia, Pencil Sharpeners 2, Sandaoguo, SJS Republic and Tsunamy!
⚠️Click here to find out why this matters!

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World Assembly | General Assembly Business | Security Council Business

No Embassy Requests | No RMB Recruiting | Endo Cap: 210

Embassies: the Rejected Realms, Spiritus, The North Pacific, The Union of Democratic States, The East Pacific, Kennan, Albion, NationStates, Equilism, the Pacific, Gay, Versailles Isle, Lone Wolves United, Warzone Australia, Knowhere, 10000 Islands, and 5 others.Forest, South Pacific Trading Company, Lazarene Exiles, Hell, and Conch Kingdom.

Tags: Snarky, Democratic, Gargantuan, Featured, LGBT, Feeder, Founderless, Casual, Offsite Chat, Regional Government, and Offsite Forums.

Regional Power: Extremely High

The South Pacific contains 7,174 nations, the 4th most in the world.

Today's World Census Report

The Most Scientifically Advanced in the South Pacific

World Census researchers quantified national scientific advancement by quizzing random citizens about quantum chromodynamics, space-time curvature and stem cell rejuvenation therapies. Responses based on Star Trek were discarded.

As a region, the South Pacific is ranked 9,558th in the world for Most Scientifically Advanced.

NationWA CategoryMotto
11.The Interdimensional Rift of Nova AntaresNew York Times Democracy“Don't mind the antennae.”
12.The Dracocracy of TheorinLiberal Democratic Socialists“We have no beginning. We have no end. We are infinite.”
13.The Efficient Corporation of KaratengisaInoffensive Centrist Democracy“In oil we trust $”
14.The Dictatorship of OxsaniaLiberal Democratic Socialists“To glory we ride!”
15.The Free Land of SvekiaCivil Rights Lovefest“To Victory. For Glory. Veni. Vidi. Vici!”
16.The Democratic Republic of Neuro LandNew York Times Democracy“If you can think it, you should”
17.The Rogue Nation of The country without a nameCorporate Police State“The illogically run government”
18.The Empire of G o RDemocratic Socialists“Ab Ordine Libertas”
19.The Technocracy of The Clockwork RepublicLiberal Democratic Socialists“The Way Forward”
20.The Libertarian commonwealth of SkyhookedCivil Rights Lovefest“No gods, no masters, no hangovers. Only refreshment!”
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Last poll: “2018 Delegate Voting Round 2!”

Regional Happenings


The South Pacific Regional Message Board

North Prarie wrote:Yes, Prariean. How much would you like to purchase?

5-10% stake.
Not looking to take too much.

North Prarie wrote:Okay.

We thank you for your approval. We will now begin the research and betterment of your flavors.

North Prarie wrote:North Prarie has a very strong and large government, but do to increased spending we are worried about our cash surplus. Therefore, North Prarie is open to investors from other nations and nations wanting to buy small shares in some Prariean companies.

Plus, the largest SPIT industry in the world, (yes, I'm gonna rub it in) the MNSC (Midandian National SPIT Co.) also expresses buying a stake in your SPIT production firm.

Midand wrote:Plus, the largest SPIT industry in the world, (yes, I'm gonna rub it in) the MNSC (Midandian National SPIT Co.) also expresses buying a stake in your SPIT production firm.

To Knowhere!!! *flies off into the morning sun*

Post self-deleted by Midand.

Midand wrote:5-10% stake.
Not looking to take too much.


Midand wrote:Plus, the largest SPIT industry in the world, (yes, I'm gonna rub it in) the MNSC (Midandian National SPIT Co.) also expresses buying a stake in your SPIT production firm.

We are willing to sell 10%.

Unlike Mostly Benevolent Tyranny, I'm always on time!


January 22nd, 2018

  • Topics include blowing stuff up, and a new alliance

  • Weapons discussions and when too much bombs are actually too much

  • Buying an entire nation's economy

  • A sandwich

January 21st, 2018

January 20th, 2018

  • Topics include a war between the Alliance and Order nations (see documentation here)

  • A lot of cool weapons, like nukes, kinetic bombardment, lasers, a giant mirror, a door,...

  • Some weird dance between TheFourthReic and Midand

  • SPIT and SH*T

January 19th, 2018

January 18th, 2018

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Auphelia wrote:To Knowhere!!! *flies off into the morning sun*

Thank you =p

Hello my favorite witches and wizards,

Announcing the The Golden Snitch Writing Game

Harry Potter and the Festival of Friends (TSP + 10K Islands)

The Golden Snitch Writing Game

Also to tie-in with a new category upcoming in the Worlds Art Fair, we are holding a Golden Snitch Writing Game You can share entries with Escade via TG, DM, on the festival Discord, or on the TSP forums!

Join the Discord here ->

Deadline: 1/27 midnight EST (so get to work lovelies)

Each decent or delightfully well-written indecent entry gets 25 points for their House!

Write a Harry Potter inspired fan fiction, poem, parody or other fun, lovely, or funny pieces or one-shots!  Already write HP fan fiction? Share your work with us!  

The best writing will receive Golden Snitch awards!

Need inspiration?  Try:

a) You're attending a Yule Ball, in 2018 of course. Show us what's changed in the wizarding world or just enjoy the dance :)

b) Harry wakes up in the cupboard under the stairs, this time with all the knowledge from his life. It's like he got to time travel into his 11 year old self and can go back and start over! What does he do? 

c) Have you just wanted to enter the world of Hogwarts (or Beauxbatons, Durumstrang or OMG AMERICA FTW ILVERMORNY)? Go ahead and write an insert fic and tell us what happens when your character wakes up to a letter from a magical school!

d) Totally random things that may inspire (picture writing prompts, yay):


Check out the official festival dispatch here -> page=dispatch/id=956431

P.S. After starting out strong House Hufflepuff has fallen behind House Slytherin in the House Cup competition! Come help us huff and puff and blow those snakes out of the water

P.P.S. Enjoy life, liberty and the pursuit of happiness (and a certain Elixir of Incandescent Euphoria)

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As part of the Harry Potter and the Festival of Friends we are hosting a writing competition. Write a one-shot, poem, story, or share your epic work of Harry Potter fan fic with us! Entries will be judged by the esteemed Head of House of each Hogwarts house.

come euphoria with us


If a nation ceases to exist due to inactivity, wouldn't it be more realistic to say this?
"Randomnation has collapsed due to poor administration" or something like that.

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