The Heartland RMB

WA Delegate: None.

Founder: The Grand Old Duchy of Ineptia

BoardActivity History Admin Rank

Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 137th Highest Economic Output: 211th Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 215th+27
Most Avoided: 438th Largest Populations: 455th Largest Soda Pop Sector: 549th Fattest Citizens: 592nd Largest Publishing Industry: 651st Largest Mining Sector: 656th Highest Wealthy Incomes: 658th Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 704th Most Devout: 717th Rudest Citizens: 731st Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 778th Largest Manufacturing Sector: 789th Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 886th Largest Agricultural Sector: 933rd Most Nations: 975th Highest Average Incomes: 1,020th Largest Retail Industry: 1,044th Largest Information Technology Sector: 1,138th Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1,181st Most Influential: 1,212th Highest Crime Rates: 1,413th Most Armed: 1,437th Smartest Citizens: 1,474th Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1,499th Largest Gambling Industry: 1,528th Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,656th Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,903rd
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The Heartland region (Founded 30th Dec 2002) values peace, prosperity, diversity, and creative roleplaying on a variety of political, social, and cultural topics.

Featured region of the day 12.10.15 and 30.1.16

Allied with Texas and Wysteria

Embassies: Texas and Wysteria.

Tags: Medium and Featured.

Regional Power: Moderate

The Heartland contains 14 nations, the 975th most in the world.

Today's World Census Report

The Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector in The Heartland

World Census analysts extensively tested concept muscle cars in empty parking lots in order to estimate which nations have the largest auto industries.

As a region, The Heartland is ranked 215th in the world for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector.

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Regional Happenings


The Heartland Regional Message Board

Anyone have ideas on how to deal with the impending zombie apocalypse?

We have a stockpile of silver bullets... wait, wrong monster. Plenty of shovels, we have, too.

Post self-deleted by Crystal Palais.

Is it me or does the zombie apocalypse seem much more apocalypse-y this year?


Would of been better running from Friday to Sunday, we'd have more time to fire missiles at each other.

Yeah, agreed... instead we get 36 hours and not even a summary of what happened at the end for us to consult. Not going to lie, it seemed to be too quick, too brutal, and a little lame.

East Klent and Ineptia

Meanwhile, after months of progress... the average lifespan in Crystal Palais has finally hit the ripe old age of 23 years.


My environment and lifespan have been utterly screwed since they messed with the stats the last time, despite being in the top 2% of most healthy people worldwide, hilariously low crime, absurdly advanced technology ... ugh. Is it just because the weather and environment is messed up? What, are there tsunamis wiping out my nation on a monthly basis?

Hello all.

I've called The Heartland home for nearly seven years and was Delegate of and on for almost a total of three and a half years. Since I've been here, the tide of nations has come and gone. The Self-Raid of '13, the constant - and peculiarly timely - attacks of zombie hordes, the grand tradition of CTEing... all this and more mad my stay here memorable.

However, it is time I moved on to newer pastures. I just wanted to thank you all for having a great and welcoming region. A storied history and tradition that can't be matched.

Thanks again. -EK

Ineptia and Crystal Palais


Fare well.

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