The Heartland RMB

WA Delegate: None.

Founder: The Grand Old Duchy of Ineptia

BoardActivity History Admin Rank

Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 133rd Highest Economic Output: 213th Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 220th+27
Most Avoided: 444th Largest Populations: 461st Largest Soda Pop Sector: 540th Fattest Citizens: 594th Largest Publishing Industry: 656th Largest Mining Sector: 663rd Highest Wealthy Incomes: 689th Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 712th Most Devout: 724th Rudest Citizens: 747th Largest Manufacturing Sector: 795th Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 832nd Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 891st Largest Agricultural Sector: 938th Most Nations: 971st Highest Average Incomes: 1,016th Largest Retail Industry: 1,031st Largest Information Technology Sector: 1,140th Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1,174th Most Influential: 1,224th Highest Crime Rates: 1,413th Most Armed: 1,440th Smartest Citizens: 1,474th Largest Gambling Industry: 1,529th Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1,541st Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,657th Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,903rd
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The Heartland region (Founded 30th Dec 2002) values peace, prosperity, diversity, and creative roleplaying on a variety of political, social, and cultural topics.

Featured region of the day 12.10.15 and 30.1.16

Allied with Texas and Wysteria

Embassies: Texas and Wysteria.

Tags: Medium and Featured.

Regional Power: Moderate

The Heartland contains 14 nations, the 971st most in the world.

Today's World Census Report

The Most Stationary in The Heartland

Long-term World Census surveillance revealed which nations have been resident in their current region for the longest time.

As a region, The Heartland is ranked 4,258th in the world for Most Stationary.

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Regional Happenings


The Heartland Regional Message Board

Anyone have ideas on how to deal with the impending zombie apocalypse?

We have a stockpile of silver bullets... wait, wrong monster. Plenty of shovels, we have, too.

Post self-deleted by Crystal Palais.

Is it me or does the zombie apocalypse seem much more apocalypse-y this year?


Would of been better running from Friday to Sunday, we'd have more time to fire missiles at each other.

Yeah, agreed... instead we get 36 hours and not even a summary of what happened at the end for us to consult. Not going to lie, it seemed to be too quick, too brutal, and a little lame.

East Klent and Ineptia

Meanwhile, after months of progress... the average lifespan in Crystal Palais has finally hit the ripe old age of 23 years.


My environment and lifespan have been utterly screwed since they messed with the stats the last time, despite being in the top 2% of most healthy people worldwide, hilariously low crime, absurdly advanced technology ... ugh. Is it just because the weather and environment is messed up? What, are there tsunamis wiping out my nation on a monthly basis?

Hello all.

I've called The Heartland home for nearly seven years and was Delegate of and on for almost a total of three and a half years. Since I've been here, the tide of nations has come and gone. The Self-Raid of '13, the constant - and peculiarly timely - attacks of zombie hordes, the grand tradition of CTEing... all this and more mad my stay here memorable.

However, it is time I moved on to newer pastures. I just wanted to thank you all for having a great and welcoming region. A storied history and tradition that can't be matched.

Thanks again. -EK

Ineptia and Crystal Palais


Fare well.

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