WA Delegate: The Imperial Trade Federation of Kitsco (elected )
Embassies: The Order of the Grey Wardens, The Region That Has One State Bank, Pax Britannia, Homelands, South Pacific, Union of Free Nations, Regionless, The SMOPP, Everyone, The Singular Nation of Algrenery, Roman triumvirate, and the Pacific.
Regional Power: Moderate
Today's World Census Report
The Most Authoritarian in St Abbaddon
World Census staff loitered innocuously in various public areas and recorded the length of time that passed before they were approached by dark-suited officials.
As a region, St Abbaddon is ranked 5,291st in the world for Most Authoritarian.
|11.||The Principality of Nytlo||Corporate Police State||“Free speech!”|
|12.||The Kingdom of Lindion||Iron Fist Consumerists||“For king and country”|
|13.||The Republic of Suitntie2||Father Knows Best State||“As long as I got my suit and tie”|
|14.||The Empire of Abbad||Inoffensive Centrist Democracy||“Carpe Diem”|
|15.||The Republic of Frank Donald||Iron Fist Consumerists||“My nation is better than yours”|
|16.||The Democratic Republic of Driy||Tyranny by Majority||“Shoot to kill”|
|17.||The Holy Empire of Lamos||Democratic Socialists||“Don't worry, be happy!”|
|18.||The Colony of Terra Novan Society||Democratic Socialists||“Our past is our future”|
|19.||The United States of Nilk||Democratic Socialists||“We rule”|
|20.||The Republic of Middle Witeopia||Father Knows Best State||“Unity, Discipline, Work”|
- : The Nomadic Peoples of Rurinia arrived from The South Pacific.
- : The British Patriot of The True Conservative of the region International Debating Area proposed constructing embassies.
- : The Empire of WarPacific departed this region for The Pacific.
- : The Empire of Caesars Legion of America departed this region for Roman triumvirate.
- : The Empire of Caesars Legion of America arrived from The Pacific.
- : The Empire of Vaslania departed this region for The Pacific.
- : The Incorporated States of The Winnish Warlands departed this region for The Pacific.
- : The Jingoistic States of I Wattinrae Legion departed this region for The Pacific.
- : The Confederacy of Blue Eyes White Kaiba departed this region for The Pacific.
- : Atlactopia ceased to exist.
St Abbaddon Regional Message Board
I love the smell of burnt sneks in the morning!!
Indeed. The Corporatist Union sells lots of things... but we don't sell snek. Unless you're looking for Tinhampton Fried Snek, in which case the counter's right over there (and ask for the attendant that bears more than a passing resemblance to Sir John Major).
Hey, The Imperial Trade Federation of Kitsco, you can keep those spies we sent over as part of the "Invade OURSELVES!" initiative. They actually were your people to begin with, but after catching them and introducing them to our traditional "backyard bar-b-que", they engorged themselves on pigmutton and thundercat cakes and agreed to be double agents. We didn't . (For those with an eye on these sorts of things, you will be happy to know that everything on the menu that had once been on the critically-endangered species lists are now on the merely somewhat annoyed at their own deliciousness list.)
Oddly enough, the visitors from The Ălven-Snek V÷lksreich of Jar Wattinree and The Republic of Iormase both mixed it up with the The Republic of Efrua team and beat the rather underfunded kwaidaatch team from The Republic of Verne-la. We're in discussions regarding whether we should put some funds up to bring the team from The Republic of Verne-la up to par with the rest of the region.
My advisors have just suggested that The Republic of NicePalmTree might perhaps fund the creation of our own team before we invest externally. Perhaps they are right.
Perhaps we should start an all-Abbaddon sports league. This invasion is lacking the anticipated exhilaration we'd first expected. I'm calling off my invaders!
I just noticed one sentence got cut-off and I can't edit it. It was probably the best joke of the day, but... I forget it.
You should recruit your sports team members from your special forces. I'm sure that they will be more than able to give their adversaries a total upset ;)
...we'll just call it the Red Game
This was a most excellent idea! We're already dominating the competition, and expect to be ready for the championship run!
We all make mistakes sometimes. It's a pity you had to make one there and then, but regardless...