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Pony Lands RMB

WA Delegate: The Pony Principality of Princess Luna (elected )

Founder: Magical equestria

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Most Nations: 78th Most World Assembly Endorsements: 148th Most Cultured: 1,059th+8
Nudest: 1,298th Largest Black Market: 1,448th Most Rebellious Youth: 1,477th Most Influential: 1,479th Nicest Citizens: 1,589th Largest Welfare Programs: 1,872nd Smartest Citizens: 1,940th Most Devout: 1,970th
World Factbook Entry

We've got ponies, therefore your argument is invalid.

Welcome to NationStates' original My Little Pony-themed region. Anyone wishing to RP a nation based on any part of the MLP franchise is welcome to set up shop here.

Our Regional Maps: LinkPony Lands LinkNorthern Pony Lands

PONY-THEMED NS FORUM THREADS

Pony Lands Map Discussion
CoPS RP Group (Updated 9/5/2015)
The Shift: An Update on the State of Holy Marsh (Reactions)
Glory to the God Princess: The Celestial War (Closed)
The Celestial Negotiations (Pony Lands: See OOC)
The Celestial Negotiations OOC Thread
A Hearth's Warming Party in the Summer(OOC|OPEN) (NEW!)


Embassies: Angels of Derp, Crystal Empire, The Discord Dominion, My Little Pony Equestria, The Empire of Friendship, The Commonwealth Of Furry Peoples, New Lunar Republic, Tareldanore, Trojans, Mystria, Avalanchia, Vissella, Unified Skaian Syndicate of Rulers, Eladen, Sacrum Romanum Imperium, Farkistan, and 30 others.The Mictlan System, Strategos Prime, League of Christian Nations, Armagedox, Freedom and Justice Alliance, Yerushalem VI, One big Island, Ivory Tower, The Illuminati, Eientei, Kotturheim, Valhalla, Warhammer 40000, Winterfell, Avadam Inn, Neo Otaku Utopia, Borealias, The Galactic Federacy, The Dirt Alliance, Arconian Empire, Krillin, Sagittarius Arm, The Bar on the corner of every region, League of Autocrats, East of West, Equestria, Canterlot, Rossferry, The Alliance of The Golden Phoenix, and EQDverse.

Tags: Magical, Monarchist, Serious, Silly, Founderless, Password, Multi-Species, Fantasy Tech, Featured, and Enormous.

Regional Power: High

Pony Lands contains 166 nations, the 78th most in the world.

Today's World Census Report

The Smartest Citizens in Pony Lands

The World Census eavesdropped on conversations in coffee shops, on campuses, and around cinemas in order to determine which nations have the most quick-witted, insightful, and knowledgeable citizens.

As a region, Pony Lands is ranked 1,940th in the world for Smartest Citizens.

NationWA CategoryMotto
91.The Protectorate of Cutie Mark CrusadersLeft-wing Utopia“'Til We Get Our Cutie Marks”
92.The Federated States of AmieroNew York Times Democracy“Petit a petit, l’oiseau fait son nid.”
93.The Pony Pun of EveryponyNew York Times Democracy“Friendship is Magic”
94.The Mystical Zebra Enchantress of ZecoraDemocratic Socialists“Our national motto is set on auto”
95.The Protectorate of ScootalooCivil Rights Lovefest“Awesome!”
96.The Grand Duchy of RoseluckLiberal Democratic Socialists“Flowers for All!”
97.The Dominion of Crystal EmpireLiberal Democratic Socialists“Hail the Crystal Empire”
98.The Protectorate of Apple BloomLiberal Democratic Socialists“Apples!”
99.The Dominion of Princess EmberDemocratic Socialists“Please don't make me talk about my feelings!”
100.The Disputed Territories of Flash SentryInoffensive Centrist Democracy“Why Does Everpony Hate Me?”
«12. . .78910111213. . .1617»

Regional Happenings

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Pony Lands Regional Message Board

I didn't mind it tbh, if they were having fun, it wasn't hurting anyone.

GeodesicDragon wrote:((Whatever; I'm done with this region anyway. Getting too quiet around here, and I'm getting tired of people constantly having a go at me for pathetic reasons like this.

It was only two messages, so there's no need to get so upset about it that you resort to petty insults.))

Tip:
Friends of the Apocalypse

Like a week late m8.

I just got a message from him saying that he is declaring war on me simply because a post I made which I never even stated to whom it was directed to and was nothing more than a harmless joke. Further more, you cannot declare an RP based war over something that was meant to be OOC, ( which means out of character). That is meta gaming. Using. Non-IC stuff as a reason to start trouble. And I am sure that he is reading all this otherwise if he was truely done with this group then he would not have known what I said earlier. And I clearly did not post his name in my post as a way of referencing anyone in particular... Plus I rarely log on as it is and barely RP on here anymore as I have more important things to deal with, like real life. So I shall call all this war non-sence, void.

Arcanium of Mars wrote:I just got a message from him saying that he is declaring war on me simply because a post I made which I never even stated to whom it was directed to and was nothing more than a harmless joke. Further more, you cannot declare an RP based war over something that was meant to be OOC, ( which means out of character). That is meta gaming. Using. Non-IC stuff as a reason to start trouble. And I am sure that he is reading all this otherwise if he was truely done with this group then he would not have known what I said earlier. And I clearly did not post his name in my post as a way of referencing anyone in particular... Plus I rarely log on as it is and barely RP on here anymore as I have more important things to deal with, like real life. So I shall call all this war non-sence, void.

Why are you giving him attention?

THE GEOTOPIA TIMES
When The Cowards Come, Get Your Gun


Issue #010

Friday, January 19th, 2018

FIFTY CREDITS

WEATHER FORECAST
Who cares?

SLAVE PRICE
The current slave price remains steady, at 556 credits per head.

A WORD FROM THE HERALD
Herald Geo is still missing; this feature will return once he does.

SCHEDULED EXECUTIONS: 157
153 anti-war demonstrators
4 enemy sympathisers


COWARDS GROW SPINES
AFTER APOCALYPTIAN EXIT
Bill Smythe, Miltary Reporter

Following the Apocalypse's exit from Pony Lands, many former neighbours have taken to the Regional Message Board to voice their opinions of us, none of which are very flattering. The mere fact these opinions were not voiced while we were still resident there is proof enough that these nations - The Great Pony Empire of Arcanium of Mars and The Society of Fulin - are scared of us, only daring to make themselves heard when we were not in a position to defend ourselves; Pony Lands has been locked with a password, preventing us from regaining entry to voice our own opinions.

Now, a third nation - The Federal Parlimentry Kingdom of MineLegotia and Equestria - has seen fit to list us, as well as our protectorates, as a 'Nemesis.' Needless to say, this is being treated as a declaration of war, and plans are already underway to bomb the MineLegoEquestrian capital of MineLegotian Canterlot. Many officers in the GDA expect this to be a very short war; at the time of writing, our military spending was nearly nine times higher than that of this new-found enemy.

"By declaring war on us, the MineLegoEquestrians have shown that they've got balls," General Kevin Dawson said earlier. "But we'll soon see how big those balls are when they face our armies on the battlefield. Their population is small, but determined; a few carpet bombings should put an end to that fervour. Furthermore, I am once again considering making use of our nuclear arsenal, but don't expect me to sign off on anything; the WA is snooping around again."

General Dawson also confirmed that reinforcements would be sent to The Paradise of Redman4933 and The People's Republic of Twilightlicious, to defend them against possible enemy attack or invasion, but also admitted that he didn't think much of the enemy's ability to do either.

"I am not an evil man," General Dawson continued. "If any of these nations wishes to end hostilities, then I would be more than happy to accept their surrenders. After all, the Paradise and Twilightlicious in particular are both keen to see a diplomatic end to the problem." He then sighed, and added, "However, I doubt the enemy will want to talk; if bloodshed is the only answer, then so be it."

What happens next is up to the enemy, but we are not prepared to sit around and wait for them to act; regardless of what they plan to do, we will continue with our plans to attack them.

If they want to talk, then they must contact the Paradisians.

But if they want to fight, then they'd better pray to their gods that we'll be merciful.

Glory to the Apocalypse.


Need more News? Visit The NewsStand.

Read dispatch

According to this link we are cowards despite the fact our nations had no interactions. I believe that is also against the rules, using our nation as a part of something without our consent?

Arcanium of Mars wrote:
THE GEOTOPIA TIMES
When The Cowards Come, Get Your Gun


Issue #010

Friday, January 19th, 2018

FIFTY CREDITS

WEATHER FORECAST
Who cares?

SLAVE PRICE
The current slave price remains steady, at 556 credits per head.

A WORD FROM THE HERALD
Herald Geo is still missing; this feature will return once he does.

SCHEDULED EXECUTIONS: 157
153 anti-war demonstrators
4 enemy sympathisers


COWARDS GROW SPINES
AFTER APOCALYPTIAN EXIT
Bill Smythe, Miltary Reporter

Following the Apocalypse's exit from Pony Lands, many former neighbours have taken to the Regional Message Board to voice their opinions of us, none of which are very flattering. The mere fact these opinions were not voiced while we were still resident there is proof enough that these nations - The Great Pony Empire of Arcanium of Mars and The Society of Fulin - are scared of us, only daring to make themselves heard when we were not in a position to defend ourselves; Pony Lands has been locked with a password, preventing us from regaining entry to voice our own opinions.

Now, a third nation - The Federal Parlimentry Kingdom of MineLegotia and Equestria - has seen fit to list us, as well as our protectorates, as a 'Nemesis.' Needless to say, this is being treated as a declaration of war, and plans are already underway to bomb the MineLegoEquestrian capital of MineLegotian Canterlot. Many officers in the GDA expect this to be a very short war; at the time of writing, our military spending was nearly nine times higher than that of this new-found enemy.

"By declaring war on us, the MineLegoEquestrians have shown that they've got balls," General Kevin Dawson said earlier. "But we'll soon see how big those balls are when they face our armies on the battlefield. Their population is small, but determined; a few carpet bombings should put an end to that fervour. Furthermore, I am once again considering making use of our nuclear arsenal, but don't expect me to sign off on anything; the WA is snooping around again."

General Dawson also confirmed that reinforcements would be sent to The Paradise of Redman4933 and The People's Republic of Twilightlicious, to defend them against possible enemy attack or invasion, but also admitted that he didn't think much of the enemy's ability to do either.

"I am not an evil man," General Dawson continued. "If any of these nations wishes to end hostilities, then I would be more than happy to accept their surrenders. After all, the Paradise and Twilightlicious in particular are both keen to see a diplomatic end to the problem." He then sighed, and added, "However, I doubt the enemy will want to talk; if bloodshed is the only answer, then so be it."

What happens next is up to the enemy, but we are not prepared to sit around and wait for them to act; regardless of what they plan to do, we will continue with our plans to attack them.

If they want to talk, then they must contact the Paradisians.

But if they want to fight, then they'd better pray to their gods that we'll be merciful.

Glory to the Apocalypse.


Need more News? Visit The NewsStand.

Read dispatch

According to this link we are cowards despite the fact our nations had no interactions. I believe that is also against the rules, using our nation as a part of something without our consent?

Deal with it in private then.

In any case, the intern responsible for the previous message has been sacked and a more suitable position as a farmer has been found for her.

The person responsible for the sacking has also been sacked for not properly following procedure 0001AF39: Procedures on dismissal of diplomatic corps employees. She has been found a position on the same farm, and says she looks forward to spending more time with her family and dogs.

We wish the Celestial dharma for both of them.

Arcanium of Mars wrote:
THE GEOTOPIA TIMES
When The Cowards Come, Get Your Gun


Issue #010

Friday, January 19th, 2018

FIFTY CREDITS

WEATHER FORECAST
Who cares?

SLAVE PRICE
The current slave price remains steady, at 556 credits per head.

A WORD FROM THE HERALD
Herald Geo is still missing; this feature will return once he does.

SCHEDULED EXECUTIONS: 157
153 anti-war demonstrators
4 enemy sympathisers


COWARDS GROW SPINES
AFTER APOCALYPTIAN EXIT
Bill Smythe, Miltary Reporter

Following the Apocalypse's exit from Pony Lands, many former neighbours have taken to the Regional Message Board to voice their opinions of us, none of which are very flattering. The mere fact these opinions were not voiced while we were still resident there is proof enough that these nations - The Great Pony Empire of Arcanium of Mars and The Society of Fulin - are scared of us, only daring to make themselves heard when we were not in a position to defend ourselves; Pony Lands has been locked with a password, preventing us from regaining entry to voice our own opinions.

Now, a third nation - The Federal Parlimentry Kingdom of MineLegotia and Equestria - has seen fit to list us, as well as our protectorates, as a 'Nemesis.' Needless to say, this is being treated as a declaration of war, and plans are already underway to bomb the MineLegoEquestrian capital of MineLegotian Canterlot. Many officers in the GDA expect this to be a very short war; at the time of writing, our military spending was nearly nine times higher than that of this new-found enemy.

"By declaring war on us, the MineLegoEquestrians have shown that they've got balls," General Kevin Dawson said earlier. "But we'll soon see how big those balls are when they face our armies on the battlefield. Their population is small, but determined; a few carpet bombings should put an end to that fervour. Furthermore, I am once again considering making use of our nuclear arsenal, but don't expect me to sign off on anything; the WA is snooping around again."

General Dawson also confirmed that reinforcements would be sent to The Paradise of Redman4933 and The People's Republic of Twilightlicious, to defend them against possible enemy attack or invasion, but also admitted that he didn't think much of the enemy's ability to do either.

"I am not an evil man," General Dawson continued. "If any of these nations wishes to end hostilities, then I would be more than happy to accept their surrenders. After all, the Paradise and Twilightlicious in particular are both keen to see a diplomatic end to the problem." He then sighed, and added, "However, I doubt the enemy will want to talk; if bloodshed is the only answer, then so be it."

What happens next is up to the enemy, but we are not prepared to sit around and wait for them to act; regardless of what they plan to do, we will continue with our plans to attack them.

If they want to talk, then they must contact the Paradisians.

But if they want to fight, then they'd better pray to their gods that we'll be merciful.

Glory to the Apocalypse.


Need more News? Visit The NewsStand.

Read dispatch

According to this link we are cowards despite the fact our nations had no interactions. I believe that is also against the rules, using our nation as a part of something without our consent?

They make their own newspapers? That's remarkable! I mean, I don't agree with what they're saying or their trigger-happy warmongering nature, but that's just impressive!

"When The Cowards Come, Get Your Gun"

You can call us cowards or treat us as an actual threat. Not both.

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