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Welcome to the Undead Dominion of Lazarus!

Lazarus is home to one of the oldest communities in NationStates, and is the largest sinker region in the world!

Come snag a cup of some fine java brew ☕ and say hello on our RMB.

Join the World Assembly and endorse the King of the Undead Funkadelia, Regent Scum, and our Vessels of Iniquity Killer Kitty, Imkiville & Aroostook County!


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Embassies: Balder, the West Pacific, Lone Wolves United, The East Pacific, The North Pacific, Osiris, Equilism, Europe, One big Island, Taijitu, The Western Isles, India, Australialia, Asylum, Portugal, the Pacific, and 24 others.The Order of the Grey Wardens, United Kingdom, Mordor, The Pollaetorian Guard, Equinox, Hell, Gay, Sirius3108, Commonwealth of Liberty, International Northwestern Union, The Allied States, Nova Historiae, Wintercrest, Jethnea, The Union of Democratic States, By the Sword, Hippy Haven, Singapore, Sikhi Empire, The Confederacy of Free Nations, The Versutian Federation, The Britannian Kingdom, The Galactic Order, and DMX.

Tags: Sinker, Casual, Independent, Featured, Role Player, Regional Government, Game Player, Offsite Forums, Democratic, Gargantuan, Social, World Assembly, and 3 others.Anti-Fascist, Founderless, and Map.

Regional Power: Extremely High

Lazarus contains 5,897 nations, the 6th most in the world.

Today's World Census Report

The Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector in Lazarus

World Census analysts extensively tested concept muscle cars in empty parking lots in order to estimate which nations have the largest auto industries.

As a region, Lazarus is ranked 7,069th in the world for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector.

NationWA CategoryMotto
3,161.The Hdhdfhhfdh of SkYoWoNew York Times Democracy“fadfddsgsgdgdgg”
3,162.The Dictatorship of Kim Jong Un feeds his people wellIron Fist Consumerists“USA cannot blackmail us with nuclear weapons,we are one”
3,163.The Caretaker Commonwealth of LaritaiaInoffensive Centrist Democracy“Stabiles in faciem tragoedia”
3,164.The Colony of Cooper StationLeft-Leaning College State“We solved Brand's equation! EUREKA!”
3,165.The Commonwealth of KomiskeyCorrupt Dictatorship“From Many, One”
3,166.The Republic of Trapped Pus MegalacklusterInoffensive Centrist Democracy“We Will Shut It Down”
3,167.The Republic of PhylopiaNew York Times Democracy“Equal Prosperity and Equal Freedom”
3,168.The Republic of IsiasovoriaLeft-Leaning College State“United under one.”
3,169.The Federal Republic of O5vxInoffensive Centrist Democracy“Our Time Is Now”
3,170.The Rogue Nation of ChuckNorrisLiberal Democratic Socialists“Chuck norris is awesome”
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Regional Poll • If you could change one thing about your nation. . . (7 Days)

Poll called by The Kingdom of Treadwellia

Voting opened 2 days 8 hours ago and will close . Open to residents. You cannot vote as you are not logged in.

Last poll: “Make your own monster army to populate the Undead Dominion of Lazarus! What do you choose? (5 Days)”

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Treadwellia wrote:Perhaps the Tubbiest One's dream will come true, of a sort! His Corpulence's great bulk will appear on the hit Treadwellian soap opera The Round and The Voluminous. He and Mrs. Tubbius will appear as the rich grandparents of the very portly but very wealthy and very single main character, one Beauregard Ellery O'Leary, III. Of course, His Immensity will be playing the first in that vaunted family line, with Her Maternity playing the family matriarch Lavinia Elizabeth O'Leary. Word has it that His Bulbousness' love of doughnuts and Her Motherhood's unexpected pregnancy will both be written in to the show.

Depending on the reception of the characters, the O'Leary couple might even become series regulars!

More details on the royals' appearance on The Round and the Voluminous have been revealed.

Tubbius' role as Beauregard Ellery O'Leary (the first) will have His Corpulence playing as an international doughnut store chain magnate and the ultimate source of the O'Leary family riches. His on-screen grandson is the series' lead character, Ellery, who has always been shown as being immensely wealthy but with no clear job or responsibilities. Viewers of the romantic drama will learn that the reason the grandson is so blessed is that he has already inherited the late O'Leary, Junior's fortune, which was made independently of the grandfather's wealth through the creation of the rival doughnut shop chain to that of the family's progenitor.

Until now, the young Ellery has been all set to wait for his grandparents to pass on through natural causes so that he might inherit all of their great riches, being the nearest surviving heir to their fortune. That, however, is about to change. What Ellery thinks is a routine birthday visit from "Grandpa Bo" and "Grammy Vinnie" changes drastically when Beauregard reveals the happy news that, despite their advanced ages, Tubbius has seen fit to bless them with the recent conception of a new baby--a baby who, naturally following, would be the inheritor of their O'Leary family estate.

What will the scheming and resentful Ellery try to do about this unsettling development? What sorts of outlandish fashions will the Tubbiuses wear on this show about excess and extravagance? Just how many doughnuts will His Fatness eat while onscreen as a part of His contract? Find out on this week's episode of The Round and The Voluminous!

(Updated Factbooks: Supporting Characters, Locations, and Organizations and The Tubbius Royal Family)

In Treadwellia, Tubbius the Corpulent is scratching His bald head. Just how does banning skateboarding lead to a drop in obesity figures? He will have to go think this over while lounging at the breakfast table, it seems.

Funkadelia wrote:how bout them vikes?

I'll bet under all of that fur and horned helmets, they really smell bad.

Bet you wouldnt say that to the one holding an axe

Badger wrote:I'll bet under all of that fur and horned helmets, they really smell bad.

And I bet under those cheese heads of your Packs they are really sad with those 7 wins on the year.

Scum wrote:And I bet under those cheese heads of your Packs they are really sad with those 7 wins on the year.

Lol

Once again the waters of Lazarus are not still.

Axixican War Ship destroys Pirates:

The dreadnought AWS “Ciudad Mas Tequila y Sizzle” (the Ciudad Tee) encountered three pirate frigates 100 km ENE of Treadwellia in the Sea of Bitter Pills. All three were destroyed using Mother Teresa Class cruise missles.

Survivors in lifeboats were machined-gunned to death 💀 with a medley of Tom Petty’s greatest hits playing over the Ciudad Tee’s loudspeakers.

Supreme Leader Sizzle has awarded the crew of the Ciudad Tee the Order of Valiant Defender of the Nation.

Fleet Captain Pectoralraisen Smallcolonson has been awarded the Star of Blood for his courage in the face of underwhelming odds.

Read dispatch

Axixic wrote:Once again the waters of Lazarus are not still.

Axixican War Ship destroys Pirates:

The dreadnought AWS “Ciudad Mas Tequila y Sizzle” (the Ciudad Tee) encountered three pirate frigates 100 km ENE of Treadwellia in the Sea of Bitter Pills. All three were destroyed using Mother Teresa Class cruise missles.

Survivors in lifeboats were machined-gunned to death 💀 with a medley of Tom Petty’s greatest hits playing over the Ciudad Tee’s loudspeakers.

Supreme Leader Sizzle has awarded the crew of the Ciudad Tee the Order of Valiant Defender of the Nation.

Fleet Captain Pectoralraisen Smallcolonson has been awarded the Star of Blood for his courage in the face of underwhelming odds.

Read dispatch

This is rather close to Treadwellia.

However, such information does not reach Treadwellian ears tonight, as everyone has the news turned off and The Round and the Voluminous turned on. Tubbius, in the role of Beauregard O'Leary, doughnut magnate, is munching happily through his fourteenth jelly doughnut of the night. The show is about halfway over, and "Grandpa Bo" has yet to break the news of his Lavinia's new pregnancy to that good-for-nothing grandson of his who is thinking that he will inherit all of the O'Leary family fortune should anything happen to Beauregard and Lavinia.

Phones have been ringing steadily all through the performance. Fans of the romantic drama series are absolutely raving over His Immensity and Her Maternity in Their new nighttime roles. The show's producers will apparently have to tack on a few unexpected costs, now, as even though the episode is only halfway over, they are already planning to keep Tubbius and Mrs. Tubbius on for the long term. This means costume expenses will go up significantly (covered for Mrs. Tubbius by Her contracts with the maternity chain, Tubbabies, which has helped sponsor this show for some time), as will the costs of food and sweets on the set. His Corpulence's contract specifies a truly Tubbian amount of nourishment on hand at all times, and there is also the added perk of Tubbius's having the contractual right to eat all the doughnuts He wants while in character, as Beauregard is constantly nibbling and munching on them.

Dr. Biggenbottom already foresees belly-swelling growth in the near future for Tubbius the Portly. Meanwhile, the costume crew at Pinky the Portly Piggy are already cautiously looking ahead to any necessary changes to His Porkiness' porcine outfits for that series.

This roleplay stuff is amazing

You guys doing ok?

Ireland Isles wrote:For the poll, I wouldn't want to change anything about my people or the country itself.

All this is what makes me and the Irishmen that live in Ireland Isles great!

That and fine Irish Whiskey!

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