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WA Delegate: The Groovin' State of Funkadelia (elected )

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Most Nations: 6th Most World Assembly Endorsements: 105th Largest Black Market: 1,355th
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Welcome to the Celestial Union of Lazarus!
Lazarus, rising from the ashes as the Shining Phoenix. Lazarus, a region reborn!


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Song of the Week: LinkCan - Dizzy Dizzy (1974)


Congratulations to the winners of the CULT Festival contests:

Logo, Seal, and CULT-of-Arms Competition - Aumelodia
Spam Points - Lazarus
Celestial Avatar Contest - Lamb
Celestial Union Origin Story Contest - Atlantica



Please endorse the newly elected Sovereign, Funkadelia, Defender of the Realm Doperland, and Guardians Harmoneia, Killer Kitty, and Amerion.

Spammers, adspammers, and dissidents will be forced to write tacky regional polls.



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    A Quick Start Guide to Lazarus

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    Earth Map of Lazarus

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    NationStates Guide

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Embassies: the Rejected Realms, Osiris, Lone Wolves United, Renegade Islands Alliance, 10000 Islands, the South Pacific, the West Pacific, The East Pacific, The North Pacific, Europe, Balder, The Order of the Grey Wardens, The Western Isles, The FRA, Taijitu, Spiritus, and 24 others.One big Island, United Kingdom, Mordor, The Pollaetorian Guard, Wintreath, Equilism, Equinox, Hell, Gay, LCRUA, Asylum, Australialia, Sirius3108, Portugal, Commonwealth of Liberty, International Northwestern Union, Right to Life, The Allied States, India, the Pacific, Nova Historiae, European Union, Wintercrest, and Jethnea.

Tags: Gargantuan, Sinker, Democratic, Map, World Assembly, Game Player, Casual, Regional Government, Social, Offsite Forums, Featured, Founderless, and 2 others.Role Player, and Defender.

Regional Power: Extremely High

Lazarus contains 5,780 nations, the 6th most in the world.

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The Longest Average Lifespans in Lazarus

Nations ranked highly have lower rates of preventable death, with their citizens enjoying longer average lifespans.

As a region, Lazarus is ranked 5,782nd in the world for Longest Average Lifespans.

NationWA CategoryMotto
3,091.The Balls of SoccerInoffensive Centrist Democracy“SSssss”
3,092.The United Clans of The Saoirse HighlandsLiberal Democratic Socialists“Freedom Above All Else”
3,093.The Empire of VaradaniCapitalist Paradise“We're looking at you. Yeah, you.”
3,094.The Arrstotzkan Sock Puppet of Probe87Capitalist Paradise“I wanna heckin' die”
3,095.The Republic of AlidronAnarchy“By The People For The People”
3,096.The People's Republic of The SGDPPR of DaristanCompulsory Consumerist State“Glory to the Supreme Glorious Dear Leader””
3,097.The Puppy Pound of Olde WeineriaInoffensive Centrist Democracy“Weiner Dog is Best Dog”
3,098.The Theocracy of The Syriac KingdomMoralistic Democracy“Might Makes Right”
3,099.The Most Serene Republic of InnapropiaNew York Times Democracy“Political freedom..... That's it.”
3,100.The Free Land of VilibeseAnarchy“By The People For The People”
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Regional Poll • Have you heard about our forums?

The Groovin' State of Funkadelia wrote:http://s15.zetaboards.com/NSLazarus/index/ ?

Voting opened 2 days 11 hours ago and will close . Open to residents. You cannot vote as you are not logged in.

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Lazarus Regional Message Board

The Persona 5 GOAT of Trackeendy wrote:Wait, what did Canton Empire do exactly? Where did this even come from?

He spoke of coups and such. Enough to be treasonous. And was just generally unreasonable and a troublemaker. And then he started endotarting after we revoked his title... And then "requested" a Banjection. Of course, he isn't banned. He could come back if he really wanted.

I mean, Canton was a delegate for a moment. Until we decided to say 'hi' again.
Such a sad day he must be having.

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The Dual Pacifican-Lazarene of Rushian Kingdom wrote:I mean, Canton was a delegate for a moment. Until we decided to say 'hi' again.
Such a sad day he must be having.

You have literally no idea how bad my day has been. Not even sad just bad. I was just hoping to come back to NS after the worst day at my house to find a community to build up and then I find out that, despite me leaving, Lazarus still finds a way to cause me emotional damage. So yeah, I was just trying to find a place to settle down and build a nice community but you know, I'm never gonna get left alone here ever. I don't even know why I'm posting this because all people are gonna do is gloat and make fun of it but I just need somewhere to put how terrible my day has been. So I guess thank you for realizing that Lazarus causes me emotional harm, but I guess you (or no one for that matter) could know the true extent.

The Holy Dictatorship of Doperland wrote:He spoke of coups and such. Enough to be treasonous. And was just generally unreasonable and a troublemaker. And then he started endotarting after we revoked his title... And then "requested" a Banjection. Of course, he isn't banned. He could come back if he really wanted.


Do we have an Archbishop of Politically Correct Thought Expression? Are there any published rules in the regional charter? Is "trouble maker" defined anywhere? Are we "Snowflakes"?

I like Laz because it's a place where I can lurk while my puppets grow and encounter bizarre issues. Occasionally I make a few wise cracks but not many. I was kicked out of a previous region (with a now defunk Nation) because a regional officer who happened to be a moderator didn't like it because I called him . ....wait for it . . .. "Poopy-Pants"!

Should I find a new home? They say 10000 Islands is nice this time of year.

The Lip-Service Democracy of Axixic wrote:Do we have an Archbishop of Politically Correct Thought Expression? Are there any published rules in the regional charter? Is "trouble maker" defined anywhere? Are we "Snowflakes"?
I like Laz because it's a place where I can lurk while my puppets grow and encounter bizarre issues. Occasionally I make a few wise cracks but not many. I was kicked out of a previous region (with a now defunk Nation) because a regional officer who happened to be a moderator didn't like it because I called him . ....wait for it . . .. "Poopy-Pants"!
Should I find a new home? They say 10000 Islands is nice this time of year.

That has nothing to do with it. There are pretty vulgar messages that I can't even share on this site for fear of being surpressed that were sent to me, and multiple threats about "burning Lazarus to the ground," so worry about it is not unfounded due to Canton's former high influence amount and endorsement count. You really don't have anything to fear. I remember you from years ago and you're pretty cool. Hope things are well.

The United Imperial Dominions of Canton Empire wrote:So yeah, I was just trying to find a place to settle down and build a nice community

You need to relax. You just got goof'd on buddy and it's well-deserved.

Anyway, if you want to start a new community, it's best not to do it in a Warzone region. lol

The Groovin' State of Funkadelia wrote:That has nothing to do with it. There are pretty vulgar messages that I can't even share on this site for fear of being surpressed that were sent to me, and multiple threats about "burning Lazarus to the ground," so worry about it is not unfounded due to Canton's former high influence amount and endorsement count. You really don't have anything to fear. I remember you from years ago and you're pretty cool. Hope things are well.


OK, background info I wasn't aware of. Viva Laz! 🏁☮️🍻

Funkadelia

The Dominion of Scum wrote:You need to relax. You just got goof'd on buddy and it's well-deserved.
Anyway, if you want to start a new community, it's best not to do it in a Warzone region. lol

I left the region, there should be no reason to follow me and harass me. The taking of Warzone Australia was an act to deliberately cause me emotional harm, and that is something the WFE of WZAU acknowledges. If you go to the discord of Lazarus, you will see that this was a premeditated, and deliberate act to cause me emotional distress and to get petty revenge on me (and for what, leaving when you didn't want me here?). So I don't think I'm taking this to seriously at all. I'm taking it at face value with the evidence I have seen up until this point.

Rybeck II

Maybe you should take a break from NationStates. Maybe like, go outside and jog around or stand on your head or something.

The Dominion of Scum wrote:Maybe you should take a break from NationStates. Maybe like, go outside and jog around or stand on your head or something.

That's what Funkadelia wants me to do.
I'm not gonna let him force me off a game I enjoy just because he doesn't like me. If e wants me off this game, he will have to hack my nation to do it.

I see he has already started supressing my harmless posts for no reason. The unfairness I have been shown here knows no bounds...

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