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A Van Down by the River RMB

WA Delegate: The Holy Republic of Loud Mimes (elected )

Founder: The Holy Republic of Loud Mimes

Board Activity History Admin Rank

Most Influential: 276th Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 349th Best Weather: 609th+9
Most Beautiful Environments: 770th Fattest Citizens: 898th Largest Populations: 1,078th Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,145th Largest Black Market: 1,168th Most Primitive: 1,392nd Highest Economic Output: 1,622nd Most Avoided: 1,700th Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1,733rd
World Factbook Entry

A community of vans down by the river, where we take pleasure in beautiful canals, spinning yard decorations, roaming gnomes, a stationary bike trail, and our collection of well-worn tire swings!

*Traffic reports on the hour and half-hour by our all-seeing sages in the sky*

Every July 18th is decreed to be Gonzo Day in AVDBTR, honoring the birthday of Hunter Thompson.

On September 12th, we celebrate the life of our late vanry solicitor The Hanging Judge.

We value our partnership with Monte Carlo Beach, but we don't form alliances, host or join embassies, so don't bother asking.

In fact, mind your Ps and Qs, or Gardyloo! to you!


Tags: Surreal, Featured, and Small.

Regional Power: Moderate

A Van Down by the River contains 6 nations, the 2,334th most in the world.

Today's World Census Report

The Most Authoritarian in A Van Down by the River

World Census staff loitered innocuously in various public areas and recorded the length of time that passed before they were approached by dark-suited officials.

As a region, A Van Down by the River is ranked 13,986th in the world for Most Authoritarian.

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Regional Happenings


A Van Down by the River Regional Message Board

We balloonists are honoured to bask in your wisdom :D

Migrating Geese, Loud Mimes, and Budd RDC-1

Returned. Does anyone have any ideas on how to BANJECT RL!!! ?

Budd RDC-1

The Visit The Beech Beach House of TAO the Wanderer wrote:Returned. Does anyone have any ideas on how to BANJECT RL!!! ?

Just go on Amazon and buy a banhammer! Then you can use that hammer to break all the glass protecting the fire extinguishers, then you can sell all the fire extinguishers and get some nice moneys, then eventually you can afford to get a fake identity and then move to Pitcairn Island and live out your days with no obligations in the tropical South Pacific.


Wow! A lot of squawking going on!

The 21 Hot Air Balloonists

Indeed! And as much as we hate to leave, we must be going. Hopefully we'll be back on our next trip south.

Loud Mimes and Budd RDC-1

Goodbye all. See you on our next tour through NS.

Loud Mimes

Time to roll on, Adios Amigos.

Loud Mimes

*Floats off into the sunset*
Thanks for hosting us!

Loud Mimes

All aboard!

Loud Mimes

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