Highest Wealthy Incomes: 7th Highest Economic Output: 25th Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 26th
The Power and Glory of
Compulsory Consumerist State
You may all stop clapping at the ringing of the bell.
Stavros Djubric
Regional Influence
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Honorary Senator
Region
Civil Rights
Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Few

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The Power and Glory of Myrth is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Stavros Djubric with an iron fist, and renowned for its aversion to nipples, keen interest in outer space, and compulsory military service. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 30.525 billion Myrthians are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The minute, corrupt, pro-business government, or what there is of one, is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, with Environment and Social Policy not funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Myrantos. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Myrthian economy, worth an astonishing 22,688 trillion Myrthan Souls a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is a breathtaking 743,269 Myrthan Souls, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 5,629,217 per year while the poor average 27,528, a ratio of 204 to 1.

Electrocution deaths among computer technicians are at an all-time high, giant no-kill traps baited with Bapst Red Ribbon and vintage bicycles have been popping up in back alleys nationwide, teens are voting on which C-List pop star will be next to be evicted from the opera house, and illegal moonshine operations get taken out with laser-guided airstrikes. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Myrth's national animal is the black dragon, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Myrth is ranked 159,873rd in the world and 7,891st in the Pacific for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 0.89 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.

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Highest Wealthy Incomes: 7thHighest Economic Output: 25thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 26thLargest Insurance Industry: 30thHighest Average Incomes: 34thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 34thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 37thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 41stFattest Citizens: 45thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 46thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 47thLargest Gambling Industry: 58thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 59thMost Scientifically Advanced: 64thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 72ndMost Avoided: 73rdHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 73rdLargest Mining Sector: 74thLargest Populations: 77thMost Armed: 95thRudest Citizens: 96thLargest Retail Industry: 108thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 154thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 155thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 185thSmartest Citizens: 211thLargest Information Technology Sector: 258thLargest Publishing Industry: 414thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 457thMost Secular: 560thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 745thMost Corrupt Governments: 774thHighest Crime Rates: 1,094thLargest Governments: 1,137thLargest Agricultural Sector: 1,145thTop
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Most Efficient Economies: 1,892ndLargest Black Market: 2,229thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 4,019thMost Cultured: 4,351stMost Pro-Market: 4,850thMost Influential: 6,993rdTop
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Highest Drug Use: 13,309thMost Rebellious Youth: 15,128thMost Stationary: 15,667th
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Highest Economic Output: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionMost Armed: 1st in the regionLargest Populations: 1st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 1st in the regionRudest Citizens: 1st in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1st in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 2nd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 2nd in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 2nd in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 2nd in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 2nd in the regionMost Avoided: 3rd in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 3rd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 3rd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 3rd in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 3rd in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 3rd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 4th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 4th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 4th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 5th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 5th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 6th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 11th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 13th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 18th in the regionMost Secular: 19th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 19th in the regionLargest Governments: 22nd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 26th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 28th in the regionLargest Black Market: 31st in the regionTop
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Most Cultured: 108th in the regionMost Influential: 110th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 173rd in the regionMost Pro-Market: 213th in the regionMost Stationary: 266th in the regionTop
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Most Rebellious Youth: 425th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 504th in the regionNudest: 709th in the regionMost Developed: 784th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Myrth, illegal moonshine operations get taken out with laser-guided airstrikes.
  • : Following new legislation in Myrth, teens are voting on which C-List pop star will be next to be evicted from the opera house.
  • : Following new legislation in Myrth, giant no-kill traps baited with Bapst Red Ribbon and vintage bicycles have been popping up in back alleys nationwide.
  • : Following new legislation in Myrth, electrocution deaths among computer technicians are at an all-time high.
  • : Following new legislation in Myrth, 'dead men tell no tales' is a valid legal defense.
  • : Following new legislation in Myrth, directors of low-budget sci-fi films are flocking to use Myrantos as a backdrop.
  • : Following new legislation in Myrth, cheese has become the new icon of political dissent.
  • : Following new legislation in Myrth, the "war on terror" doesn't seem to be making Myrthians any less frightened.
  • : Following new legislation in Myrth, city sidewalks are crowded with overweight people.
  • : Following new legislation in Myrth, heart attacks are regarded as a coming of age ritual.

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