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by The Imperium of Vamperiall. . 105 reads.

[ARCHIVED] VampereonTech™ is proud to present... MAGOLITHIUM™

[color=#ff8300]VampereonTech™[/color] is proud to present... [color=#e5c734]MAGOLITHIUM™[/color]

[color=#e5c734]Magolithium™[/color] is a new form of energy, that is clean, reliable, and so much more. Why use fossil fuels, electricity and gas, when [color=#e5c734]Magolithium™[/color]is all three?! [color=#e5c734]Magolithium™[/color] is a substance worth over 5,200,000 Vampmekelna Dollars. The new Vamperiallian Dollar is now made of [color=#e5c734]Magolithium™[/color]. It is lighter, shinier, and tarnish resistant. 

[color=#e5c734]Magolithium[/color] can also be used as body armor, weapons, fuel, in computers and also as an indestructible case for devices. 

[color=#e5c734]Magolithium[/color] is stronger than Vibranium, Gold, Diamond and even Steel. 

[color=#e5c734]Magolithium[/color]is a sustainable material, made from sunlight, pure water, lightning, and nuclear waste.

[color=#e5c734]Magolithium[/color] is completely safe. 

We are also developing [color=#e5c734]Magolithium[/color] v2, a better version. [color=#e5c734]Magolithium[/color] is generally a gold color. 

Let's say that a car runs out of gas, and the owner fills it up with [color=#e5c734]Magolithium[/color]. This car used to run on fossil fuels, but now it will run for 10x as long as it did on one fill up, and now it will reinforce the ozone layer. 

Our scientists here at [color=#ff8300]VampereonTech™[/color] actually tested the ozone layer substance to [color=#e5c734]Magolithium[/color], and found a 83% match. Every puff of [color=#e5c734]Magolithium[/color] actually is better for the environment. 

[color=#e5c734]Magolithium[/color] is kind of kinetic playdough, that I can change at will with the right tools. 

Any nation wishing to purchase [color=#e5c734]Magolithium[/color] must telegram me their price, it is about 500 credits per 5 pounds. 

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