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The Core Values of Dyzistrolux – A Constitution

The Core Values of Dyzistrolux is seen by many as a sacred text, as it is the text that dictates not only how the nation should function, but how citizens within the nation should behave too.

The Core Values of Dyzistrolux was first established by Eetrab the Unspoken I, shortly after his call to power and the death of King Væbauron. The Core Values, act similarly to any nation’s constitution, defining the basis of law and order. There have since been 342 total modifications to the Core Values, which include 146 amendments, 54 more rules of law added in Article 3 Section 1, 102 changes to the presented language for further clarification, 7 more articles added to the Core Values, and 33 sections added to the existing articles.

As mandated in Article 3 Section 1 Rule 29 (modification 3, dated 0.1.3), the Core Values were printed and distributed to all citizens, partially to guide the people and partially as a replacement to the Bartism sacred texts, which Eetrab the Unspoken I feared could misguide and corrupt the population.

The Core Values was quite short, consisting of the following:

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In the pursuit of perfection, production and efficiency, those who represent Dyzistrolux establish and endorse the Core Values for the Corporate Imperium of Dyzistrolux.

Article 1 – Legislative

Legislative powers, as well as the powers of law and order, are hereby established by Command Structure of Dyzistrolux.

Article 2 – Unspoken

Section 1

By the supreme powers granted to the one who holds the title of Unspoken, the Core Values may be modified, altered or in any other way changed at the discretion of the Unspoken. Adherence to these changes shall be enforced at the beginning of the new day, unless otherwise dictated by the Unspoken.

Section 2

The transition of power from one Unspoken to the next is granted to the Unspoken themselves. An Unspoken, when in power, must immediately declare a line of succession made up of 10 individuals in the event that the Unspoken does not appoint a successor before his or her death.

Article 3 – Public

Section 1

The most fundamental rules of law by which the public must adhere to are described by the following:

    1. Efficiency is its own reward
    2. Maximizing efficiency comes before anything else
    3. The higher the profit, the more power you possess
    4. Your productiveness is more important than your family
    5. The smaller the print, the worse off you’ll be
    6. Reduce the cost, increase the sale
    7. Contracts are binding in all cases
    8. To break a contract is to break your word
    9. Your word means nothing in the presence of a better opportunity
    10. An inefficient citizen is no citizen at all
    11. Fraudulent for the sake of efficiency is not fraudulent at all
    12. Long term gains are more important than short term wins
    13. Expand your practice before it shrinks to oblivion
    14. Never trust those of lower status than you
    15. Take the risk before someone else does
    16. Your failure is your own fault, but it’s also your greatest opportunity
    17. The pursuit of knowledge by itself is fruitless
    18. Exploit the failure of others at every chance you get
    19. There is no end, only continuation
    20. A rich death is an honorable death
    21. There are no enemies among those of Dyzistrolux, only competition
    22. Foreigners are enemies
    23. Never speak to the Unspoken, unless spoken to first
    24. An offer by a First or Second Command is an offer that cannot be refused
    25. The justification for efficiency is efficiency itself
    26. Tax is treason
    27. If it’s not broken, improve it further


Section 2

Disobedience of the law will result in the punishment of the offending individual. The severity of said punishment is dependent on the crime itself, the status of the individual and the discretion of the Enforcement Officer and/or his or her employer.

Article 4 – Ratification

The ratification of the Core Values is hereby declared by Eetrab the Unspoken I, in witness of his the 10 highest ranking officers of the First Command, the Chief Military Officer, 100 Chamber Official and the surviving councilors to King Væbauron.

First Command

    • Phet Therranor II
    • Thromb Cricifixis
    • Rord Condis
    • Synthax Corns
    • Phisphilis Psycius
    • Redwin Chord
    • Descomb Bobulate
    • Sir Foran Niinkin
    • Orona Kortgof
    • Grandmaster Olyms Fragis

Chief Military Officer

    • Forcronix Drans

100 Chamber Official

    • Uniferis Crod

Legacy Væbauron Counselors

    • Prince Væbauron II
    • Queen Ambdalla
    • Military Councilor Frag Frax
    • Diplomacy Councilor Pontis Wettle
    • Religious Councilor Alexander [last name redacted]
    • Scientific Councilor Intelli Rokkrwolf


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