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Southern Daily News

written by New Haudenosaunee Confederacy
(Song of the Day by The Sakhalinsk Empire)
Pencil Sharpeners 2 wrote:"A general summary of things which have occurred in the South Pacific over the last 24 hours"

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Thursday, August 16th, 2018
➤ RMB topics include:
⡇Eating cupcakes and doughnuts
Techolandia having fun with duct tape
⡇Eating cake
⡇NHC casually killing people
➤ Welcome to TSP!
Greater Nitra
➤ Assembly: Amendments to Elections Act and Regional Officers Act
➤ SWAN: Endorse everyone the fast way!
➤ General Assembly: Uniform Labeling of Hazardous Goods:
⡇For: 5349
⡇Against: 624

Wednesday, August 15th, 2018
➤ RMB topics include:
Lily Pad Nation's 'stupid' idea (this)
The current poll
Spoiler tags
⡇British / American spelling
⡇Hugging (that isn't TSSS / Si)
➤ Welcome to TSP!
El Juuua Cuncieasu Republica
Abbadon The Destroyer
➤ Quote of the Day: 'MURICA! (I also liked Si's reaction)

Tuesday, August 14th, 2018
➤ RMB topics include:
⡇Percy Jackson books
East Sakhlin's independence
Using NS at school
Therealxpert100's return
PS2 being violent
➤ Welcome to TSP!
Kilgor Republic
The Next Day
➤ Quote of the Day: 'regular'
➤ General Assembly: Repeal "Crime and Punishment":
⡇For: 9959
⡇Against: 3319

Monday, August 13th, 2018
➤ RMB topics include:
⡇Eating cake (and cookies)
East Sakhlin independence movement
⡇RMB RP debate
⡇The Hail Lala! virus
⡇PS2 complaining about TOP
Midand trying to move people Psomewhere else
⡇Confetti and glitter
➤ Quote of the Day: Error: qotd.exe has stopped working.
➤ General Assembly: Repeal "Crime and Punishment":
⡇For: 8484
⡇Against: 2778

Sunday, August 12th, 2018
➤ RMB topics include:
Jaxon's life in Las Vegas
⡇Furry nazis...? Not my fault, I was offline.
⡇NHC being mean
⡇Si's anime avatars
➤ Welcome to TSP!
African rift union
➤ General Assembly: Repeal "Crime and Punishment":
⡇For: 5210
⡇Against: 1180

Saturday, August 11th, 2018
➤ RMB topics include:
⡇RMB RP debate
⡇Astoria stealing (?) Si
➤ Welcome to TSP!
Brazil-Australian Empire
➤ Quote of the Day: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Friday, August 10th, 2018
➤ RMB topics include:
RMB girls
⡇British / American spelling
Sword poking
⡇RMB RP policy
➤ Welcome to TSP!
Unified Democratic Europe
➤ Quote of the Day: :}

Thursday, August 9th, 2018
➤ RMB topics include:
Endo competition
⡇TSSS being silent
⡇Sending RP to the RP regions
Trying to steal Si
➤ Welcome to TSP!
America VI
The Dictatorship of the Nuke Man
Nirroderth Lord Of Ice
➤ Quote of the Day: Read the posts above this for context.

Wednesday, August 8th, 2018
➤ RMB topics include:
⡇Astoria threatening to go to war
An alien ( + fights)
⡇TOP's new song
Burning down the RMB
⡇Microwaving peeps (specifically NHC)
➤ Welcome to TSP!
II Neo Roman Imperium
➤ Quote of the Day: ;}
➤ Poll: Are Chillestia and NHC the same person? (blame TSE)
➤ Survey: LinkGovernment Approval and Public Sentiment Survey

Tuesday, August 7th, 2018
➤ RMB topics include:
Sleep schedules / time zones
⡇Absence of Auphelia
Eating cheese, crackers and chutney
⡇Donald Trump...
Thumping + growls (If it's a language then I'd have to guess it's Solresol or something similar.)
➤ Welcome to TSP!
El Mundo De Pacifico
➤ Quote of the Day: That's something you can be an expert about?

Monday, August 6th, 2018
➤ RMB topics include:
Beepee... doing this
Sleep deprivation
⡇A picnic w/ TSSS and Si
Being consumed by inactivity
➤ Welcome to TSP!
Ottakring 1160
Yippityyoppity burrulimishopitty
➤ Quote of the Day: The most screwed up way to say good morning.

Sunday, August 5th, 2018
➤ RMB topics include:
⡇Si being lonely without TSSS
Weird Americans (I'm one)
School stuff
Number stuff
Midand's stew
⡇Harry Potter
➤ Welcome to TSP!
The United Coalition of Plants
➤ Quote of the Day: Love me, Si.
➤ Poll: Best beverage (I drink tea tbh)
We should be giving love to Techo to be doing this tbh
➤ General Assembly: Ban on Conversion Therapy:
⡇For: 13364
⡇Against: 2223

Saturday, August 4th, 2018
➤ RMB topics include:
⡇Similarities between East Sakhlin and TSE
⡇Eating stale donuts
Si being disgusting
Ikea product naming
Midand adding to the RMB stew
➤ Welcome to TSP!
East Sakhlin
LGBT Peoples
➤ General Assembly: Ban on Conversion Therapy:
⡇For: 11815
⡇Against: 1993

Friday, August 3rd, 2018
➤ RMB topics include:
Daily schedules
⡇Writing / typing
Techolandia triple posting
⡇Awkward RMB silence
➤ Welcome to TSP!
Fortnite virgins
➤ Quote of the Day: This is so relatable tbh.
➤ General Assembly: Ban on Conversion Therapy:
⡇For: 10645
⡇Against: 1687

Thursday, August 2nd, 2018
➤ RMB topics include:
Web browsers
⡇SWAN / endorsing dudes
⡇RMB RP debate
My epic return
➤ Welcome to TSP!
Norwegian SSR
➤ Quote of the Day: Make this a real award.
➤ General Assembly: Ban on Conversion Therapy:
⡇For: 5499
⡇Against: 960

Wednesday, August 1st, 2018
➤ RMB topics include:
⡇Doing the Tsu
⡇RMB RP debate
⡇Tarting / Launch of SWAN
Love and… breakups?
Linguistic debate
➤ Welcome to TSP!
Tsunamy is now our delegate!
July RMB awards! Conjactulations to Si-topia!
SWAN has launched!
➤ Quote of the Day: If I had a girlfriend, it would be an honor to have Tim steal them from me.
➤ General Assembly: Protecting Free Expression:
⡇For: 11870
⡇Against: 3346

Tuesday, July 31st, 2018
➤ RMB topics include:
A lot of posts from TEP
⡇The delegacy transition
⡇Si messaging during class
Auphelia's chocolate party
I'm confused, what's happening…?
➤ Welcome to TSP!
Commonwealth Of Astoria
Aryan Races
➤ Quote of the Day: This clearly won't end well.
➤ General Assembly: Protecting Free Expression:
⡇For: 10800
⡇Against: 3078

Monday, July 30th, 2018
➤ RMB topics include:
⡇Being scared of Nutella-chan
RMB roleplay
⡇TSSS being bored without Si
⡇The (surprising) amount of ABBA hate
➤ Welcome to TSP!
➤ Poll: Favorite ABBA song?
➤ Quote of the Day: I think I might've laughed too hard at this. Is it just me?
➤ General Assembly: Protecting Free Expression:
⡇For: 8194
⡇Against: 2527

Sunday, July 29th, 2018
➤ RMB topics include:
Roavin couping TSP (I support this)
Local Council Laws
This weird thing
Midandian happiness
➤ Welcome to TSP!
Marche Noire
➤ Quote of the Day: I love Curly.
➤ General Assembly: Protecting Free Expression:
⡇For: 5665
⡇Against: 674

Saturday, July 28th, 2018
➤ RMB topics include:
I don’t even know how to explain this
⡇Portrait of TSP (SWAN)
Honey Mustard Pringles
RMB love
⡇Debate fun w/ Techolandia
➤ Welcome to TSP!
Pasta and Pizza
➤ SWAN: Portrait of TSP
➤ Quote of the Day: Woke up, no profit though.

Friday, July 27th, 2018
➤ RMB topics include:
Height / being tall
⡇SWAN test
Eating CAKE!!!
⡇The Super Field Bros (Aiden and Vincent)
⡇Double posting law
Breaking silence
➤ Welcome to TSP!
Neu Nationalsozialismus Deutschland
Xat Lao
The Thuggee
Feden Cublemoneyestan
Chinese Federated States
➤ Quote of the Day: The RMB just wouldn't be the RMB without Jaxon.
➤ Our embassy with Lazarene Exiles is being withdrawn.
➤ Poll: Double Posting Law

Thursday, July 26th, 2018
➤ RMB topics include:
⡇RMB activity / inactivity
⡇Surprise NationStates outage
Midand's post count (5000+)
Classes + prison
⡇SWAN / WA awards
➤ Welcome to TSP!
Mauna Momona
II Manchukuo
➤ Quote of the Day: That heart is actually black on Linux Mint.

Wednesday, July 25th, 2018
➤ RMB topics include:
Si dying
Beepee eating pandas
⡇Killing TSSS
⡇Twenty One Pilots and Despacito
⡇Fox + Dragon = Snail
➤ Welcome to TSP!
Neo Revived Roman Empire
New Natruastan
United States of the Pacific Ocean
Some nice lists compiled by Aidenfieeld.
➤ Quote of the Day: All Star is the national anthem of the NHC.
➤ RIP Penglai

Tuesday, July 24th, 2018
➤ RMB topics include:
Breaking RMB silence
Compooter TSSS
➤ Welcome to TSP!
➤ Quote of the Day: To me, the funny part is how terrible this looks on Linux.
➤ Poll: Favorite book/movie genre?

Monday, July 23rd, 2018
➤ RMB topics include:
⡇Touching a fox without permission
Time zones
⡇Puppet nations
Knowhere happenings include:
Summarizing past Knowhere events
Psomewhere happenings include:
⡇Chasing after PS2's floof
⡇Death of TSSS
➤ Welcome to TSP!
Vitia Union
Essex and East Anglia
➤ Quote of the Day: I don't even have anything to say about this. Just... oh my god PS2...

Sunday, July 22nd, 2018
➤ RMB topics include:
Midand breaking silence
Nutella-chan trying to overthrow TSP
Doing the Tsu
⡇A big clusterfloof
➤ Welcome to TSP!
South Bellcon
The Unified North America
Imperial Greenland
➤ Quote of the Day: Absolutely none of us know anymore.
New Assembly Votes

Saturday, July 21st, 2018
➤ RMB topics include:
⡇Endorsing Tsu
Prarie getting pissed off at me including opinions in daily news.
⡇Si confusing NHC
Rain and fire
⡇Mario kart
➤ Welcome to TSP!
➤ Prarie complains that I keep putting my own opinions in daily news. While it is true, I would like to made sure readers know that I can - and have - put other people's opinions in daily news. This is a reminder that I will advertise or announce things of other TSPers.
➤ Quote of the Day: *declares war on Canada*

Friday, July 20th, 2018
➤ RMB topics include:
⡇Aidenfieeld's 1 year annviersay
⡇Possibility of removing a delegate
⡇I hate to tell you this, TSSS and Si, but if you're just gonna keep loving each other on the RMB every damn day, then the RMB is going to get really boring really fast. It's repetitive and I'd rather not read it. Do something else. You're also breaking the RMB rules. Roleplay is supposed to be in Psomewhere and Knowhere. This is not what our Local Council should be.
⡇Delegate elctions
Winterpoint attempting to free TSSS
➤ Welcome to TSP!
King Koopa
United States of Arizelon
United States 16
➤ Quote of the Day: I'm confused.
Tsunamy will be the next delegate of the Tsouth Pacific! Conjactulations, Tsu!

Thursday, July 19th, 2018
➤ RMB topics include:
RMB moderation policy
⡇Delegate elections
Guess That Puppet
⡇RMB summaries of TSP
⡇cHaNgInG nAmE cApItAlIzAtIoN
➤ Welcome to TSP!
Free State of Ezo
➤ Happy birthday, Midand!
I'm the only TSP team in IWC. Apparently that means I'm cool.
➤ Quote of the Day: Hello Midand!
Tsu for delegate! It's tsu easy to make this decision!

Wednesday, July 18th, 2018
➤ RMB topics include:
⡇Reviving a dead RMB
⡇RMB roleplay
⡇Relationship between Aidenfieeld and Vincent Field
⡇Double posting debate
➤ Welcome to TSP!
The Soviet State of Estolan
➤ Quote of the Day: I did.

Tuesday, July 17th, 2018
➤ RMB topics include:
⡇TSSS dying
⡇Si killing (?) Lorigia
⡇Seraph's supreme awesomeness
➤ Welcome to TSP!
Verenigde Oost-Indische Compagnie
British columbia and greater ottowa
➤ Quote of the Day: Linux

Monday, July 16th, 2018
➤ RMB topics include:
⡇Inter-species love
⡇Putting a fox on Si's flag
⡇Si suppressing a double post
⡇PS2's spotlight being too bright
➤ Welcome to TSP!
Free State of Artsakh
5eme republique francaise
➤ Quote of the Day: Traveling Kawaii Narwhals left...

Sunday, July 15th, 2018
➤ RMB topics include:
Wearing each other
Having fun with Si
⡇Best regions in NS
⡇Killing and feeding a koala
➤ Welcome to TSP!
New Hiessgart
➤ Quote of the Day: TRR can't be that bad...

Saturday, July 14th, 2018
➤ RMB topics include:
⡇Delegate elections
TSP's family tree
⡇Post counts of Tsu and Tim
⡇Doki Doki Literature Club
Koala stuff
➤ Welcome to TSP!
Garden of purity
Laka Strolistandiler
Melrose green
Aashmanian Union
➤ Assembly: Replacing Permanent Justice with Chief Justice
➤ Quote of the Day: Please don't hurt me, Tim
➤ General Assembly: Repeal "Ban on Secret Treaties":
⡇For: 5648
⡇Against: 9825

Friday, July 13th, 2018
➤ RMB topics include:
⡇Love between TSSS and Si
⡇Hugging and dancing with Pacific Hakke
⡇NHC beating TSSS in Pokecord
⡇Delegate elections
➤ Welcome to TSP!
Traveling Kawaii Narwhals
➤ Quote of the Day: Who is Tsunamy?
➤ Poll: Gameside delegate voting
Tsu for delegate!
➤ General Assembly: Repeal "Ban on Secret Treaties":
⡇For: 5359
⡇Against: 9077

Thursday, July 12th, 2018
➤ RMB topics include:
⡇PS2 creating a poll
TSSS being Local Coucil
⡇NP's Welcome Package
⡇Delegate campaigning
⡇Love between Si and TSSS
⡇Discord not working
Mauling people
⡇NHC fighting Si
Typical RMB
➤ Quote of the Day: Tim gave us a lesson on how to be edgy. Thanks!
Founding that region really paid off.
➤ Ord archived news can be found here.
➤ General Assembly: Repeal "Ban on Secret Treaties":
⡇For: 4742
⡇Against: 7981