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ISSUE XXXVII
Peace
Politics
After much conflict Europe and North America are once again at peace, Joshustania has announced embassies with Carpathia and North America, protesters are against embassies in Carpathia. Serbia and Montenegro wants embassies with Covvia, the United Kingdom, and Fordana. Milosevic wants to improve Serbia and Montenegro's international reputation by allowing tourists to tour the country on their own without guides. They will however still have to comply with Serbo Montenegrin rules and guidelines. Today, at exactly 1:00 PM, during a speech, Jol Markis leader of Kasria called all Chircomians "Disgusting uncivilized people." Most Kasrian have a liking to Chircoma for many reasons, and many petitions have arisin to remove him from power. However, some Kasrians due agree with what he said, even though it is the minority. Kasria is split now over this.
Baked Sweet Potato Fries and Kale Caesar salad
1 CPK Frozen Pizza (I suggest Five Cheese & Tomato)
Kale Caesar salad:
Chopped Kale
1 pound large shrimp, deveined & peeled
salt & pepper, to taste
olive oil, as needed
Greek Caesar Dressing:
2 (5.3-oz) containers Non-Fat Greek Yogurts
2 cloves garlic, minced
zest from ½ lemon
2 tsp. fresh lemon juice
½ tsp. anchovy paste, or more as needed
½ tsp. salt, or more as needed
¼ tsp. pepper
1 tsp. Worcestershire sauce
1 tsp. milk, or more as needed
Baked Sweet Potato Fries:
3 sweet potatoes, peeled and sliced into thin matchsticks
salt & pepper, to taste
olive oil, as needed
Sriracha Mayo Dipping Sauce:
¼ cup light mayonnaise
Sriracha, to taste
Preheat oven to temperature required for the California Pizza Kitchen frozen pizza. Bake as directed.
Meanwhile, mix together the Greek yogurt, garlic, lemon juice and zest, anchovy paste, salt, pepper and Worcestershire sauce in a blender or food processor. Add in milk a little at a time until thickness desired. Taste and add seasonings as desired. Set aside.
Toss the sweet potatoes with olive oil and salt & pepper. Place them on one side of a sheet pan in one layer.
Once the pizza is finished, pull from oven and keep warm.
Turn the oven temperature up to 425º F and bake sweet potatoes for 18-20 minutes, or until fork tender. Remove from oven.
Meanwhile, toss shrimp with olive oil and salt & pepper and place on the opposite side of the sheet pan with the sweet potatoes. Turn the oven to the broil setting and place back in the oven. Broil the sweet potatoes and shrimp until the shrimp are opaque and the sweet potatoes are toasted.
Mix together the mayo and Sriracha and serve alongside the sweet potato fries.
Toss the kale with the homemade Caesar salad dressing. Top with shrimp and add croutons and shredded parmesan cheese, if desired. Serve with a slice of pizza and enjoy!
