Test of Midandian Alert Broadcast System (MABS)

THIS IS NOT A DRILL

ALL CITIZENS MUST PAY ATTENTION TO THIS BROADCAST
THIS IS A NATIONAL EMERGENCY

The Department of Civilian Safety (DCS) of the government of Midand has issued a national emergency.
Multiple nuclear bombs have been launched toward Midand at a direct course toward the city of Midandia.
FOR YOUR SAFETY, WE URGE YOU FOLLOW THE FOLLOWING INSTRUCTIONS:
1. DO NOT PANIC. REMAIN CALM.
2. TAKE COVER IN THE STURDIEST AND DENSEST AND LOWEST SHELTER POSSIBLE THAT'S NEAR YOU, OR GO AS FAR UNDERGROUND AS POSSIBLE AND AS FAST AS POSSIBLE.
3. STAY IN YOUR SHELTER AND UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES, DO NOT HEAD OUT.
5. STAY IN UNTIL YOU HAVE GOTTEN CONFIRMED WORD THAT IT IS SAFE.

WE WILL TRY TO STAY ON THE AIR AS LONG AS POSSIBLE TO REPEAT THESE INSTRUCTIONS.