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The 🍪 Tropical Biscuit Paradise of Aumeltopia.
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Aumeltopian SPIT®
®Aumeltopian SPIT: Waiting for a sip in an (a)isle near you!™
Our products:
Regular SPIT Diet SPIT™ Breath Mint-flavored SPIT Organic SPIT1 Chocolate and vodka SPIT TapeWormMango SPIT™ Lime-flavored SPIT2 SPIT For Kids™3 The Ultra-deluxxx Super-mocha-latte SPITshake.....
All drinks are available in 8, 12, 16, and 30-oz. cans, in packs of 6, 12, or 100 (some of us really like our SPIT!) Fresh varieties may be available to order from restaurants serving Aumeltopian SPIT®. All drinks are available in 
Aumeltopia, 
Techganet, and 
Xarbraden; select varieties are available through distributors internationally (such as Lansen Industries in Xarbraden).
We proudly include only the finest isopropyl alcohol in our alcoholic varieties.
Please take a badge to show your undying commitment as a loyal and blind consumer of the Aumeltopian SPIT Company that you visited our store!
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1 Organic as in chemically organic. May or may not be approved by the SPDA as organic.
2 That's lime as in Calcium hydroxide lime.
3 May contain up to 55% alcohol.
Buy one, get one free just this week! Online or at your local store today!
