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by The 🍪 Biscuit Paradise of Aumeltopia. . 241 reads.

Aumeltopian SPIT®

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Aumeltopian SPIT: Waiting for a sip in an (a)isle near you!™

Our products:

  • Regular SPIT

  • Diet SPIT™

  • Breath Mint-flavored SPIT

  • Organic SPIT1

  • Chocolate and vodka SPIT

  • TapeWormMango SPIT™

  • Lime-flavored SPIT2

  • SPIT For Kids™3

  • The Ultra-deluxxx Super-mocha-latte SPITshake.....


All drinks are available in 8, 12, 16, and 30-oz. cans, in packs of 6, 12, or 100 (some of us really like our SPIT!) Fresh varieties may be available to order from restaurants serving Aumeltopian SPIT®. All drinks are available in Aumeltopia and Techganet; select varieties are available through distributors internationally.

We proudly include only the finest isopropyl alcohol in our alcoholic varieties.

Please take a badge to show your undying commitment as a loyal and blind consumer of the Aumeltopian SPIT Company that you visited our store!

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1 Organic as in chemically organic. May or may not be approved by the SPDA as organic.

2 That's lime as in Calcium hydroxide lime.

3 May contain up to 55% alcohol.

But just remember: There's no drink to drink like a SPIT!

Buy one, get one free just this week! Online or at your local store today!

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