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The Union Times-No.4/2017

THE UNION TIMES

Bringing you the latest news from The New Mappers Union !

In this issue:

    THE BRATVA DEMASKED !

    Bad news for the President !

    Founder to write report ?

    Special issue for Christmas !

THE BRATVA DEMASKED !!!

Yo, guys ! The Union Times finnaly reveals EVERYTHING about one of The Union's enemies: Bratva Mafia!
As you know, Plagiuss revealed that he originnaly was from Bratva but now he tells us WHY he left but, more important, what happens in Bratva ! So, let's see !

Plagiuss said:

I left Bratva because they work through deception, threats, and stalking. To join Bratva you have to give a valid email address, valid phone number and your address, and they check. They even did a background check on me and emailed me with screenshots of it. They are scary. They have 2 hackers, and have real meeting every day via telegrams, whatever they do is documented in "the archives". This includes all passwords of every Bratva agent. That is how my account was taken. I hated them, so I rebeled agaisnt them by joining the enemy, and giving up all there secrets.

Soooo, Bratva deliberately uses spies and 'hackers' for their plans. We now know more than ever about Bratva ! And you can't imagine how much The Union got ! A step further to the victory !
Plagiuss, if Bratva harasses you, you can report them ! Safety and your enjoyment of NationStates first !

Bad news for Litttt

The President hasn't been active for some days and The Union's nations suspect his presence and position. What did they said ?

Medicinal said:

So far Littt has done ZERO! ZERO

Plagiuss said:

Litttt disappeared, he does not answer telegrams or even post on the RMB. I personally think that he may be a puppet but that's just me.

En plus:

I believe thatLitttt is a puppet, and here are my reasons:

-He has a really dumb name, i mean who names there country "Litttt" other than there puppets.

-He never answers telegrams and when he does its childish replies we receive.

-He reminds me of a person trying to play a part, not really be a leader though.

And think that these post got an unusual amount of likes, even from Founder Democratic empire of romania.
To not be so cruel:

Administrational office of tnmu said:

The President Litttt was recently shown to have exams. As this is an special occasion, we decided to allow him 14 days beggining with 14 December as a 'grace' period of inactivity. On 28th December, he will be dismissed from his current position if he doesn't signs-in during this period.

Let's see what the future gives to us !

Founder to write Report ?

We don't know so much (again) about this stuff. Just read the Founder's message:

Democratic empire of romania said:

Hello, everyone !
I am proudly announcing that every 6 months, the Founder will post a report about The Union's evolution during that time ! So, the first Bi-Annual Founder Report will be released on 19 December 2017.

Special Issue for Christmas !

Christmas is coming,
The geese are getting fat.
Please put a penny in
The old man's hat..

Oh, oh, sorry ! But the Christmas is when we sing X-Mas Carols and enjoy along with our relatives. What wouldn't be better than a special issue only for Christmas, full of Carols ? Guess or not, I'm making one ! Send your carols throught telegram to me untill 20th December to include them ! I already got some !

NOTE: This issue doesn't contain the question. Answer to the previous one.

EDITORS: Republic of mesoamerica

CONTRIBUTIONS:

    Plagiuss

    Democratic empire of romania

    Medicinal

    Administrational office of tnmu

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