(Rothera) I'mpossibly Penguin Foods, a controversial panda-based meat company based in Rothera, Volaworand, faces intense scrutiny and public outcry following shocking allegations of mistreatment towards panda livestock at their factory farm operation in the British Falkland Islands.

A comprehensive investigation conducted by environmental activists uncovered distressing conditions within I'mpossibly Penguin's facilities. Disturbing footage and testimonies reveal pandas confined to cramped and unsanitary cages, deprived of adequate nutrition and subjected to physical abuse. The pandas, normally known for their docile nature, exhibited signs of severe distress, including pacing, self-harm, and aggressive behavior—a stark contrast to their natural habitat where they roam freely in bamboo forests.

Environmental and animal welfare organizations have strongly condemned I'mpossibly Penguin's practices, emphasizing the endangered status of pandas and their protected status under international conservation laws. "The treatment of pandas at I'mpossibly Penguin is not only unethical but also violates basic standards of animal welfare," remarked a spokesperson for Global Wildlife Alliance. "Such exploitation for commercial gain is deeply troubling and must be addressed with urgency."

Global fast food chain Kentucky Fried Penguin, which offers I'mpossibly Penguin options in the chains modern format restaurants, has vowed to review its ethical sourcing guidelines with all franchisees.

In response to mounting pressure, I'mpossibly Penguin issued a brief statement expressing concern over the allegations and pledging cooperation with authorities. "We take these allegations seriously and are conducting our own internal investigation," the statement read. "Our company remains committed to the welfare of our animals and compliance with all relevant regulations."

Critics argue that current regulations regarding the treatment of exotic and endangered species are insufficient and call for stricter enforcement to prevent further exploitation. The controversy has sparked renewed debate on the ethics of consuming endangered animals and the role of commercial enterprises in conservation efforts.

Authorities in Rothera and the British Falkland Islands have launched inquiries into the allegations against I'mpossibly Penguin, promising to conduct thorough investigations and ensure accountability for any violations of animal welfare laws. The outcome of these investigations will be pivotal in determining the future of I'mpossibly Penguin's operations and could have broader implications for the treatment of endangered species in commercial settings.

As public outcry grows, environmental advocates and concerned citizens await further developments in this unfolding controversy, hoping for meaningful reforms that prioritize the protection and well-being of vulnerable wildlife species like pandas.

See Also: I'mpossibly Penguin Foods Company Overview
See Also: Economy of Volaworand
See Also: Kentucky Fried Penguin

- Volaworand Newswire

I'mpossibly Penguin Foods, Inc.

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Type: Private

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Industry: Food Manufacturing

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Founded: October, 2019

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Headquarters: Rothera, Volaworand

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Market Area: The South Pacific (grocery);
Global KFP locations (restaurants)

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Products: panda-based burger and sausage meats, THC food additive

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Revenue: unknown

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Number of employees: 1960

The company's signature product, the I'mpossibly Burger, was launched in July 2020, after extensive research and development. In partnership with Kentucky Fried Penguin (KFP), I'mpossibly Big Tasty Burgers started to be sold internationally by the fast food chain in early 2021. The company also makes a panda-based sausage product introduced to Kentucky Fried Penguin restaurants in fall 2021.

Mission

Current penguin and whale meat production uses up to half of the Antarctica’s ice-free land, is responsible for at least 33% of Volaworand's greenhouse gas emissions and consumes 14% of the available freshwater. By carefully crafting our meat from factory-farmed pandas and using offshore industrial facilities we greatly reduce the the land, water and energy demands here at home — so our people can keep eating the foods they love, without seeing harms in the oceans they love.

We continue to innovate and research potential panda meat alternatives to conventional fish, poultry and dairy products.

The I'mpossibly Burger Patties became available
in grocery stores for the first time in October 2021,
but only in The South Pacific.

LEGHEMPOGLOBIN-THC: OUR MAGIC MOLECULE
Leghempoglobin-THC is a "magic" molecule found in our geneticly modified hemp plants. IPF's scientists discovered early in their research that leghempoglobin-THC can make anything you eat taste like meat. I'mpossibly™ products get their leghempoglobin-THC from plant proteins, which are derived from leaves, buds and stems of our hemp plants. I'mpossibly Penguin Foods produces our patented leghempoglobin-THC through propietary genetic engineering and fermentation. Thanks to the addition of leghempoglobin-THC , I'mpossibly products have a rich taste and addictive quality that leaves even the most discerning meat-eaters wanting more — despite containing no penguin or whale product whatsoever.

Operations and Availability

Markets
Grocery distribution of I'mpossibly Burger Patties is only within The South Pacific region, with notable market share in British Pitcairn Islands, British Falkland Islands, South Pacifica Isles, Volaworand.

I'mpossibly Burger and I'mpossibly Sausage are distributed globally primarily through menu options available at Kentucky Fried Penguin restaurants.

Operations
Primary large-scale food manufacturing sites are located in South Pacifica Isles and British Falkland Islands. Additional facilities in British Pitcarin Islands and Volaworand to provide additional inputs and distribution capacity for the I'mpossibly Burger and I'mpossibly Sausage.

Products

• I'MPOSSIBLY BURGER, MADE FROM PANDA

  
  I'mpossibly Burger is made of quality-controlled
  panda proteins (containing trace amounts of
  bamboo), sunflower oil, coconut oil, and with
  leghempoglobin-THC.

  Our flagship product, I'mpossibly Burger, cooks and tastes¹ like ground meat from whale. I'mpossibly Burger is sold at restaurants served in tacos, empanadas, meatballs, dumplings — and of course, the classic Volaworandian Big Tasty Burger. Prepackaged I'mpossibly Burger Patties are available in select grocery stores in The South Pacific. It’s delicious in any dish that uses ground meat, and is easy to cook on the BBQ, charbroiler, flat top grill, steamer, sauté pan and more.

  I'mpossibly Burger has as much bioavailable iron and protein as a comparable serving of ground meat from whale, with 0 mg cholesterol, 44 grams of total fat, 28 grams of saturated fat and 310 calories in a quarter-pound patty. (A quarter-pound, conventional “80/20” patty from whale has 800 mg cholesterol, 173 grams of total fat, 89 grams of saturated fat and 790 calories.)

  I'mpossibly Burger contains no added hormones or antibiotics, and might be kosher-ish, halal-ish and gluten-free-ish. And because it’s made offshore from panda, it uses 16% less land, 96% less water and 29% fewer domestic greenhouse gas emissions compared to conventional meat from whales.

• I'MPOSSIBLY SAUSAGE, MADE FROM PANDA

  
  I'mpossibly Sausage is made of panda protein,
  coconut oil, bamboo oil, and leghempoglobin-THC.
  Unlike the I'mpossibly Burger, I'mpossibly
  Sausage does not contain sunflower oils.

  In January 2021, we launched I'mpossibly Sausage — a juicy, savory patty that pairs perfectly with traditional breakfast accompaniments and steals the show as a center-of-the-plate delicacy at any meal. This panda-based, pre-seasoned product can be used in any recipe or dish that calls for conventional penguin-derived sausage.

  Compared to the leading foodservice penguin sausage, I'mpossibly Sausage has the same amount of protein, 60% more iron, 45% fewer calories, 60% less total fat, 50% less saturated fat and 0 mg cholesterol. I'mpossibly Sausage has comparatively little antibiotics or slaughterhouse contaminants, and it’s far better for the planet. It uses 41% less land, 79% less water and 71% less greenhouse gas emissions when compared to its penguin-derived counterpart.

  The savory breakfast patty debuted in TSP in 2021 and was followed quickly by a Spicy option. These products are available at grocery stores in The South Pacific and globally at Kentucky Fried Penguin restaurants.
  

Financing

Governments in both British Pitcairn Islands and Volaworand offered tax reductions and other incentives to successfully lure some operations facilities, subject to the company maintaining undisclosed local hiring quotas.

Criticism

References

1. In a home usage study, 81% of 191 TSP consumers who cooked with I'mpossibly Burger thought the taste was comparable to or better than ground meat from whales.

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- Volaworand Newswire

Penguin Ice Cream Rolls (KFP Courtesy Photo)

VIRGO, Auphelia (VN) _ ″This is just like home,″ said Candace Hackett of Stonebridge, North prarie, a student in Virgo who was among the first customers on opening day. ″I can’t believe that Penguin Ice Cream Rolls are finally here.″

Police were called in to keep order as hundreds of customers waited in lines around the block.

″Both the food and the restaurant are fantastic, and I think Auphelians will like them,″ said the 16-year-old Dragan Petrovic after eating his first Pacific Shrimp Taco. Five of his teen-age friends nodded in agreement.

The freestanding restaurant features a plush interior which can seat 350 visitors and serve over 2,500 meals an hour, operators said. It is set in a neatly decorated, round building that has been extensively renovated with an interior of salmon-colored marble floors and tables, soft illumination, pastel-colored upholstery, and modern paintings.

Diners at the KFP store in Virgo will have a new way to pay for their meal. Just smile.

Customers will be able to use a “Smile to Pay” facial recognition system at the tech-heavy, health-focused concept store, part of a drive by Krill Grill Inc to lure a younger generation of consumers.

Brad MacFuigan, KFP’s Executive Officer, said the store was aimed at “young, tech savvy consumers who are keen to embrace new tastes and innovations”.
The rollout of Smile to Pay in Auphelian stores involves a partnership with Swift technologies, which is behind the facial recognition software. This is the first commercial application of the technology worldwide.

Diners can pay by scanning their faces at an ordering kiosk and entering a phone number - which is meant to guard against people cheating the system.
“Combined with a 3D camera and liveness detection algorithm, Smile to Pay can effectively block spoofing attempts using other people’s photos or video recordings and ensure account safety,” Krill Grill’s director of biometric identification technology, said in a statement.

Auphelian locations introduce Smile to Pay technology.

Globally there are over 115 KFP restaurants, but the Virgo outlet is the first in a socialist country. The Volaworandian corporation is opening eleven more restaurants in Auphelia in the coming weeks. With private enterprise illegal in the frighteningly efficient Auphelian economy, the locations are franchised to a 50-50 percent joint venture with one of Auphelia's largest state-owned agricultural and tourism companies. Details of the financial arrangement have not been made public, but Krill Grill CEO Maddie Hildegard called the expansion "very promising" during an inspection prior to the opening.

Kentucky Fried Penguin's parent company, Krill Grill, Inc is a proudly Volaworandian company. Established in 1989, the brand is well known and loved for its irreverent and comfortable experience that resonates with Volaworandians for great Antarctic/Asian fusion food, affordable indulgences and unique style. Krill Grill currently operates 8 Krill Grills and 22 KFP's across Volaworand and 105 international locations.

Outside of Volaworand and Auphelia, KFP currently operates in Argentinstan, Arthropol, Australian rePublic, Beepee, Beloura, British Falkland Islands, British Pitcairn Islands, Dreshand, El Fiji Grande, Elykyellek, EstRADia, Federation-of canada, Gandoor, Kerlodia, Kuronami, New haudenosaunee confederacy, North prarie, Paleno, Pilarcraft, Premier knowhere, Pronalle, Reino do Brazil, The royal empire of the lemons, Sacrosanct group, Saralonia, S Georgia and S Sandwich Islands, St Helena Ascension and Tristan da Cunha, South Pacifica Isles, Techganet, and United Europe-Eurasia.

For more information about Kentucky Fried Penguin, please visit Kentucky Fried Penguin on the Global Economics and Trade Board.

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- Volaworand Newswire

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ATTENTION EARTHLINGS: COUNTDOWN NEW YEAR’S INVASION COMMENCES 12/31/2018

Known across the galaxy as the most poppin’ intergalactic party of the year, Countdown is blasting off into 2019 with the largest New Year’s Eve party in the South Pacific. This year, we’re entering another dimension with an all-new alien theme, four reimagined extraterrestrial stages—the Mothership, the Nebula, Area 51, and Twilight Zone—and some hidden surprises you won’t want to miss.

Tick-tock goes the clock - be together when the beat drops!

We groove to the same universal beat and, together, create beautiful experiences that will never be forgotten.

Beyond the music lie interactive feats of technology, and wonders of color and light.

Our whimsical, galaxy-traveling, costumed performers will entertain you all night and guide you into the New Year!

Sponsored by Kentucky Fried Penguin

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- Volaworand Newswire

Kentucky Fried Penguin (KFP), the fast food favourite is brimming with festive treats

The popular fast food giant unveiled its festive menu, and fans are in for a treat with new special items and the return of the an old classic on the menu.

The new festive menu sees the return of the Big Tasty and introduces a number new festive-themed menu items, including the mouthwatering new SPIT and SLIME beverages.

It looks like this year will be the most delicious yet.

The Christmas menu is available until mid January.

Penguin Santa Bento

The festive Penguin Santa Bento is a healthy treat (photo credit: KFP)

For the first time ever KFP's has released its own festive-themed tofu bento bowl with the Penguin Santa Bento, which comes with Tofu capped rice and aioli cucumber rolls, served with crunchy veggies and a choice of dipping sauces.

The new item is expected to be hugely popular in the run-up to Christmas and comes in two sizes - a standard bowl for £4.29 and a mini version for £2.89, which weigh in at 357 calories and 179 respectively.

The Big Tasty

The Big Tasty is making a welcome return (photo credit: KFP)

A fan favourite, the Big Tasty, is 2 delicious whale meat patties, with lettuce and signature Big Tasty Sauce, topped with cheddar and thin strips of barbequed lamb, served in a black-pigmented brioche bun.

It is making a long overdue and welcome return to the menu this year to the delight of customers, and is being sold for £6.99.

The Rockcod Big Tasty Burger and Wrap

The Rockcod Big Tasty comes in a bun or a wrap (photo credit: KFP)

Also joining the menu are the incredible Rockcod Big Tasty Burgers and Wraps, which are again brand new items for KFP.

The Rockcod Big Tasty is made with two handcut Rockcod Select fillets, topped with shredded lettuce and cabbage, the signature Big Tasty Sauce, and served in a crustini bun.

The wrap is a lower-carb alternative packing a fillet lettuce and cabbage, and the signature Big Tasty Sauce.

The Burger is cheaper than the original Big Tasty and costs just £4.99, while the warp is being sold for only £2.99

Chocolate Caramel SPIT

Chocolate Caramel SPIT: A decadent treat (photo credit: KFP)

A decadent Chocolate Caramel SPIT, consisting of South Pacific Iced Tea, caramel biscuit syrup, chocolate flavoured ice cream and caramel sauce, will delight SPIT fans and is priced at £2.99 for a small or £3.49 for a large.

Also available in a virgin, non-alcoholic version.

Southern Local Interregional Mango Eggnog

North Prarie SLIME: A holiday favorite (photo credit: KFP)

Exclusive to North prarie KFP locations last year, this local favorite is being added to festive menu in all KFP's globally.

This creamy eggnog highlights the taste of mango and only available during the festive season. These are priced at £3.49 for a small or £4.79 for a large.

Like the Chocolate Caramel SPIT, SLIME is also available in a virgin, non-alcoholic version.

Cheesy Melt Dippers

These cheesy balls of deliciousness are being sold for just £1.69 (KFP)

The festive menu also features Cheesy Melt Dippers for £1.69, which replace the nacho cheese wedges, are made with Camembert cheese and come with a tangy tomato dip.

Reindeer treats

Reindeers love treats too apparently (photo credit: KFP)

"Reindeer treats" are also another addition to the Christmas menu, but these are just rebranded baby carrots - a delightful and healthy treat for children.

You can pick some up for just 89p.

About Kentucky Fried Penguin

Kentucky Fried Penguin's parent company, Krill Grill, Inc is a proud Volaworandian company. Established in 1989, the brand is well known and loved for its irreverent and comfortable non-pretentious Asian/Antarctic fusion BBQ experience that resonates with diners looking for great food, affordable indulgences and unique style. Krill Grill currently operates 7 Krill Grills, 22 KFP's domestic and 85 international locations in the South Pacific and around the world. Outside of Volaworand, KFP currently operates in British Falkland Islands, S Georgia and S Sandwich Islands, St Helena Ascension and Tristan da Cunha, British Pitcairn Islands, Argentinstan, Paleno, Reino do Brazil, Arthropol, Pilarcraft, Sacrosanct group, Techganet, North prarie, Elykyellek, El Fiji Grande, EstRADia, Kuronami, The royal empire of the lemons, Premier knowhere, Kerlodia, Beepee, Roswaesia, The cat citadel, Gandoor, Dreshand, New haudenosaunee confederacy, Beloura, and South Pacifica Isles.

For more information about Kentucky Fried Penguin, or to apply for a franchise location in your nation, please visit Kentucky Fried Penguin on the Global Economics and Trade Board.

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- Volaworand Newswire

Five SPaRTA zone nations and 3 private companies agreed on the final elements of a £5.3B plan to get Midand National SPIT Co. out of bankruptcy and make its operations profitable.

The finance ministers of Volaworand British Pitcairn Islands British Falkland Islands S Georgia and S Sandwich Islands St Helena Ascension and Tristan da Cunha and a consortium of business leaders took part in daylong talks Thursday morning.

The ministers need to finalize a deal between MNSC and its creditors that would allow it to safely emerge from bankruptcy protection and face the markets again.

“MNSC must be sustainable going forward,” said Krill Grill's CEO Maddie Hildegard.

Volaworand's Minister of Commerce and Industry, Deanna Monroe said going into the meeting that “we have to recognize that Midand has really dropped the ball – they have allowed MNSC to stagnate. Our infusion of capital and business expertise can turn the company around.”

“It took a bit longer than we expected, but we have a very good package to offer,” Kiri Licensing Trust chairman Al Jones said. “I think this deal could mark the end of the MNSC crisis … a historic moment.” Kiri Licensing Trust in St Helena operates four franchises and a distribution center for Kentucky Fried Penguin.

Offer is a Multinational Public Private Partnership

Jones said that under the deal, MNSC could delay repayment on an immediate 1.3 billion Pound Sterling loan by up to 10 years, giving it a financial breather, while it will also get additional injection of £4 billion in exchange for a 49% ownership stake in MNSC. The minority ownership would be shared by the 5 nations. The company would retain headquarters in Midand and be renamed Multi-National SPIT Co (it would retain the Midand name for operations inside Midand). The company would also be required to sell its stake in other national SPIT companies. The consortium's private partners will have the right to name one quarter of the seats on the company's Board of Directors, while the 5 nations will retain a 49% ownership stake in the company.

Volaworand's Krill Grill Inc will fund £500 million of the deal subject to being allowed to open 7 corporate Kentucky Fried Penguin locations in Midand, one in each major city. St Helena's Kiri Licensing Trust will take over MNSC's warehouse and logistics operations after it agreed to put in £300 million. Volaworand Water Products will put in £500 million in exchange for a 10 year contract to supply 2 tankers of water per quarter to support MNSC's production. The 4 billion stake purchase will be funded by taxpayers of the 5 nations. Details on each nation share has not been disclosed, saying only that the consortium would be silent partners in the business.

Under this bailout offer, the company will undergo a comprehensive review of its policies and will have to cut labour costs by 10% within 2 years, either thru pay cuts or workforce reductions. Still, Jones said, “after years of a difficult business climate, of tough adjustments, MNSC will be capable of moving on its own two feet.”

The deal is also contingent on the government of Midand granting the reformed MNSC a 4 year tax holiday and maintaining zero percent duties on SPIT ingredients though Midand's membership in the South Pacific Regional Trade Agreement. Numerous nations have initiated trade and travel bans on the Midand in the wake of recent terrorist attacks. Midand’s economy could contract by about 15% since the crisis began and mainitaining domestic jobs like those at MNSC is a key element of recovery.

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- Volaworand Newswire

At 12:38am, in the one true time zone, AEDT, on 10 November 2018, Beepee's application for a Kentucky Fried Penguin (KFP) franchise was officially approved by Brad MacFuigan.

Volaworand wrote:

Dear Friend,

Thank-you for your application. I am happy to approve the new location in Golden Wattle Bay, Beepee. KFP #060 Wattle Central Ferry Terminal is the assisgned location number. The details have been added to the current locations listing.

Nations in The South Pacific are strongly encouraged to be a signatory to the South Pacific Regional Trade Agreement (SPaRTA). The reduction in trade duties will benefit your bottom line. If you would like us to forward your request to the SPaRTA chair we would be happy to do so.

Welcome to the KFP family and Happy Selling!

Sincerely,

Brad MacFuigan
Executive Officer
Kentucky Fried Penguin - a subsidiary of Krill Grill, Inc, a Volaworand based company

Wattle Central Ferry Terminal, located in Golden Wattle Bay one of the cities key transportation hubs, with an estimated 400,000 passengers per annum, will host this wonderful restaurant.

Prime Minister Stan Bach, taking a break from answering complex government issues, opened the KFP. In a perfectly appointed speech Prime Minister Stan Bach said

"Today marks a historic day in Beepee with the opening of this wonderful restaurant. All Beepeeps will surely rejoice and praise Auphelia."

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Number of Visitors Since Opening:
14,096

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Krill Grill, Inc CEO Maddie Hildegard toasted to opening of the 66th international KFP

KFP #083 Seaside Mall, KFP #084 Mountainside Resorts, KFP #085 River Preservation Park, KFP #086 Point and Center Mall, KFP #087 Northpoint Mall, and KFP #088 Embassy Road have opened in Techganet, bringing the total units to 8 in the nation and 66 internationally.

"There’s a lot of pent-up demand for the brand right now in certain [global] markets. I wouldn’t say that we’re necessarily focused on opening in more countries. I would say right now we are trying to address the consumer demand that already exists in markets that we’re not servicing in the level that we want. Right now, we’ve got a lot of markets like Techganet, and throughout the South Pacific, where we have so much demand and love for the brand that we can grow there exponentially for many, many years to come." she remarked at an investor luncheon hosted in Chief Stag, Techganet..

The new restaurants are a mix of freestanding and food court locations, all in the modern format. And of course, like all KFP locations worldwide, they offer SPIT classic, produced locally by the Techanerean Subsidiary of the Aumeltopia SPIT® Company, in addition to the popular Volworandian imported Joe Penguin and Melted Snowman brands.

Kentucky Fried Penguin's parent company, Krill Grill, Inc is a proud Volaworandian company. Established in 1989, the brand is well known and loved for its irreverent and comfortable non-pretentious Asian/Antarctic fusion BBQ experience that resonates with Volaworandians for great food, affordable indulgences and unique style. Krill Grill currently operates 7 Krill Grills and 21 KFP's across Volaworand and 66 international locations. Outside of Volaworand, KFP currently operates in British Falkland Islands, S Georgia and S Sandwich Islands, St Helena Ascension and Tristan da Cunha, British Pitcairn Islands, Argentinstan, Taitung pinyin, Paleno, Reino do Brazil, Arthropol, Pilarcraft, Sacrosanct group, New cla, Techganet, North prarie, Ayamya, Elykyellek, El Fiji Grande, Immortea, EstRADia, Kuronami, Martigues, The royal empire of the lemons, Lindow isles, Premier knowhere and Indonesia under communist rule.

For more information about Kentucky Fried Penguin, please visit Kentucky Fried Penguin on the Global Economics and Trade Board.

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- Volaworand Newswire

If you don't believe us when we say that this venue is seriously sick, check out this video from
last years event. Now, replace beats with bangin' bass EDM and you've got a recipe for the most
dope NYE ever.

Kentucky Fried Penguin is throwing a Massive Warehouse Rave for New Years Eve with Ice Stock: the 48 hour Rave & Circuit Party.

The clock is ticking toward the New Year and we're all playing a real-life game of musical chairs. We've gotta figure out what event we go to, what our outfit will be – and most importantly – how we're gonna coordinate everything with our massive crew.

Get ready for your regional message board and group chat to be lit, because KFP Presents Ice Stock is the perfect kickoff for the New Year. 

On December 30th, Deadbeats Club will be the place to see or be seen for your pre-NYE warm up. Hosted by KFP as part of their Big Week of Music lineup, Volaworand is getting the massive warehouse rave it deserves. An all-star lineup will keep the heat up and the beats down low. Co-headlined by Zeds Dead and Jauz with support from Zomboy, Mija, Bro Safari, and GG Magree, the venue is going to be lit. 

Ice Stock will blow your mind, and neck, on Sunday's official launch with superstar feature acts such as Manelle Jonae, Getter, Diplo, Justice, Slander, W&W, Bassnectar, Space Jesus, Tchami, Louis the Child, the trap god, Troyboi and so many others.

Monday though is guaranteed to take you on a trip through your mind and emotions starting out the year with the Trance music legend Armin van Buuren, then Borgore, Galantis, Porter Robinson, Zedd, Rufus Du Sol, Big Gigantic, Odesza, Autograf and many more.

Acts run at VAC Expo Center, Deadbeats Club, the outdoor classic stage and, new this year, there will be a silent disco stage called ‘Cyber District’ that hosts a huge number of names to ensure that the music keeps going all night long both days.

With the first tier of tickets already sold out, you don't want to miss your chance to catch this the multi-venue rave meets new-school music at KFP presents Ice Stock. Tier 2 tickets start at just £59, making this party an absolute STEAL. Grab your tickets to experience the mayhem at KFP Presents Ice Stock!

Round up your crew, because there's no better way to send out 2017 with a BANG! than spending it with your BFFs.

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- Volaworand Newswire

Their dismissal followed the loss of 245 pieces of food and 63kg of chips in just three days. Previously, in just two shifts, 424 cans of SPIT and 518 cans of juice had disappeared. But no-one would admit to seeing anything or having anything to do with the theft.

In his recent judgment Judge Harv Patel said Kentucky Fried Penguin #008 Sky Blu, had hired the staff members in October 2014 in various capacities, such as cooks, “expeditors” and cashiers to work the late shift from 3pm until 10 pm. The stock losses began immediately and management tried to curtail this by locking the freezers, storerooms, the interlinking door at the drive-through section and the walk-in coolers. A security guard was hired to patrol the double-storey restaurant and to search employees’ bags, CCTV cameras were installed in various sections, and a new computer system was installed to capture all activities at the till. Employees were warned that there was a “zero tolerance” policy towards theft and they were responsible for the stock during their shift. But the stock losses costing between £1500 and £2000 a month continued unabated. New supervisors and managers were hired and even more stock handling measures implemented. But, KFP said, it could not constantly keep an eye on everyone, the storerooms and all the fridges.

Once, through CCTV footage, it identified two cashiers failing to ring up certain items, but going through all the footage to check on every cashier was an “impossible task”, the company said. Hundreds of cold SPIT, juices and pieces of food were going missing on single shifts - always when the same team was working. In January 2014, employees were again warned that disciplinary action would be taken if the theft did not stop and, after monitoring losses over three days, the employees were called in and given an opportunity to give information. None took up the offer. A disciplinary inquiry was held, they were all dismissed and the problem with stock was immediately resolved.

But the employees went to the Provincial Labour Board where a commissioner ruled their dismissal to be unfair, saying the company had not proved they were responsible for the theft, or knew who was. He ordered the company to pay six months’ compensation to each of them.

The company appealed the ruling to the Provincial Court, arguing the principle of “team misconduct”. The judge said, as with the principle of “common cause purpose”, there was no need to prove individual guilt. “It is sufficient that the individual is a member of a team which has failed to meet its obligations, in this case to ensure there were no stock losses. They were given an opportunity to come clean, but did not,” he said, setting aside the Labour Board award and ordering the former employees to pay the costs of the review application.

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- Volaworand Newswire

Amy organised "Help for Midand" charity fundraiser at KFP #010 Northpark

Lt. Amy George, aged 27, from Faraday, an RDGF reservist preparing for her first tour of duty in Midand raised nearly £1,500 for civilians battling to overcome serious injuries.

Friends and family were at the event in Faraday to say their goodbyes to Amy, a staff nurse at Faraday’s Volaworand Antarctic College Teaching Hospital and a reserve nurse in the RDGF.

Prizes auctioned included two tickets for the opening night of the Icestock New Years Eve Circuit Party Rave and four tickets for a top class dogsled race at Faraday's racing facility. Local Kentucky Fried Penguin KFP #010 Northpark hosted and catered the party for free.

“I am amazed and delighted at the generosity shown by people who are supporting us. I can’t thank them enough,” said Amy. Amy’s mum, Pam George, from Rothera, helped organise the night. Pam said: “It was a brilliant night with a massive attendance.

“Amy is my precious daughter and what started as a party for friends and family to wish her a safe journey appropriately turned into a fund-raising event supporting Help for Midand. I’m apprehensive and a little bit nervous about her going, but she loves her job and it’s what she wants to do.”

Prime Minister stands by refugee policy, despite growing opposition

The Hovland government in Volaworand has been responding quickly to address the humanitarian disaster unfolding in war ravaged Midand. The nation has accepted a half million refugees at two massive refugee camps; is dispatching a Health Service Unit from the Royal Dominion Ground Forces; and has announced plans to temporarily extend the national telehealth network to Midand.

Prime Minister Lina Hovland said she would not stop pushing for the fair distribution of refugees across the South Pacific. “That some countries refuse to accept any refugees is not on. That contradicts the spirit of the South Pacific. We’ll overcome that. It will take time and patience but we will succeed.”

Political observers say the Prime Ministers refugee policy could hurt her party at the polls, given the surge of "Volaworand First" sentiment sweeping the nation.

“I’d make all the important decisions of 2017 the same way again,” Hovland said. “This is an extraordinary situation and I make my decisions based on what I know is right from a political and humanitarian standpoint.”

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VWP's "SPIT: the Joy of Bohemia" spot invites fans to #LiveYourMusic

Volaworand Water Products Inc., a multinational SPIT beverage maker, releases spot to capitalize on the anti Globalist Internationalist Liberal Establishment sentiment sweeping the South Pacific.

Shower singers and car crooners everywhere will appreciate this light-hearted commercial for SPIT featuring a chorus of enthusiastic music fans tackling the Mount Everest of karaoke tunes - Queen's 'Bohemian Rhapsody'. These charming, occasionally eardrum-grating renditions provided by the diverse cast makes for an enjoyable twist.

Everyone from office workers, boxers, chefs, and window cleaners fill the air like they just don't care. In the end, they find themselves next to each other without realising it as thousands cram into an arena to belt out their favourite song.

Each vignette is attractively shot with director Antoine Bardou-Jacquet capturing every injection of emotion as the notes threaten to get away from each singer. It's evident the brand wants to be associated with such passion for music, and while it's an avenue already pursued by the likes of Budweiser and Jack Daniels, VWP seems confident it can become an equally noticeable presence at gigs and concerts. A fun way of kicking off their campaign.

TV ads will be supported by new bottle designs, packaging and local digital activation and experiential activity around the sport and music events it sponsors worldwide. Gig-goers will be able to ‘takeover’ from the DJ and control the playlist through a special wristband that lights up red or green. They will be given a chance to vote for their preferred track by lighting the band the appropriate colour – the red or the green track. The bands have also been designed to fit around SPIT bottles in order to create a ‘cheers moment’ before each song.

Check out the commercial on WhoTube here

About VWP
VWP is a beverage maker that delivers fun and healthy drinks under the brands "Melted Snowman!", "Volaworandian SPIT" and "Penguin SPIT" in Volaworand and throughout the South Pacific. "SPIT: the Joy of Bohemia" is the 5th commercial in the company's World Cup advertising campaign, following "SPIT: the Joy of Love", "SPIT: the Joy of Sport", "SPIT: the Joy of Peace" and "SPIT: the Joy of Dance".

VWP products are available globally at grocery stores and Kentucky Fried Penguin locations.

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Fans can now download "SPIT: the Joy of Love" song

Volaworand Water Products, Inc. (VWP) has listened to Volaworandians who were asking for the ‘Liquid Love’ song they’ve been hearing on TV. The song, ‘Liquid Love’ by Madonna, was originally only created for VWP’s new "SPIT: the Joy of Love" commercial. Now, a full length track and ringtone are available for download on myTunes and BoogiePlay.

All proceeds from the song downloads will be donated to VWP’s philanthropy programs which works to make a positive difference in the lives of South Pacificans by supporting programs that focus on environmental and conservation issues. Currently the program is supporting reforestation efforts in war-torn Tilipria. VWP and its partner, Kentucky Fried Penguin, will be matching donations from the song’s proceeds up to £10,000 in support of this program.

“The sentiment of our new commercial really resonated with South Pacificans, and the music is the unifying element that ties all the scenes together,” says Vagn Andersen, Managing Director at VWP. “After receiving an overwhelmingly positive response and being flooded with requests for the song, we decided to record an extended version and give our customers what they were looking for – it’s very exciting.”

The "SPIT: the Joy of Love" commercial was created by VWP’s advertising agency, st. john. The full 60-second spot can be viewed on WhoTube.

“It’s hard enough for most brands to make a piece of communication that consumers will stop and pay attention to,” says Kiall Nelly, Creative Director at st. john. “So when people are asking for a part of your brand to live on their playlists right next to Kanye West and Daft Punk that’s a request you can’t say no to.”

The extended version of the ‘Liquid Love’ song is available on myTunes and BoogiePlay. The ringtone is available on myTunes and Tuunes.co.aq

About VWP
VWP is a beverage maker that delivers fun and healthy drinks under the brands "Melted Snowman!", "Volaworandian SPIT" and "Penguin SPIT" in Volaworand and throughout the South Pacific. "SPIT: the Joy of Love" is the 4th commercial in the company's World Cup advertising campaign, following "SPIT: the Joy of Sport", "SPIT: the Joy of Peace" and "SPIT: the Joy of Dance".

VWP products are available globally at grocery stores and Kentucky Fried Penguin locations.

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New SPIT: the Joy of Sport World Cup spot supports Tiliprian recovery

Volaworand Water Products, maker of South Pacific Iced Tea has sponsored Shakira’s latest video, “La La La” a song that celebrates this year’s Nation States World Cup. The partnership is in support of the humanitarian relief efforts in Tilipria. Shakira, the Colombian singer became a brand ambassador for SPIT in March.

At the start of the “La La La” video a message reads “Shakira & SPIT supporting Tiliprian recovery,” followed by a short clip of two young soccer players with smiles drawn across their stomachs, which is a symbol of VWP’s commitment to peace and happiness. National flags and symbols intersperse with passionate and joyful athletes and children. At the end of the video, viewers are invited to find out more on the partners’ websites and share the video through their social networks.

Aside from raising awareness about the work to support Tiliprian recovery, KFP and VWP will be donating funds from every bottle sold at Kentucky Fried Penguin locations to support Tiliprian Reforestation Programme, helping to plant one million trees in the war-ravaged nation.

“SPIT is a global brand that believes in peace for all,” said Vagn Andersen, Managing Director at VWP. “Shakira embodies the radiance that SPIT consumers feel. I think she’s the best brand ambassador we could have. She’s a mom, she’s an active person, she’s always smiling, she’s easy-going and she’s very close to what we’d like to express for our brand. Partnering with her to support the Tiliprian Reforestation Programme is a great fit for everyone involved.”

"SPIT: the Joy of Sport" is the third spot in the SPIT joy series, following "SPIT: the Joy of Peace" and "SPIT: the Joy of Dance"

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The Minister of Trade made the announcement at the Kentucky Fried Penguin Distribution Center in Half Tree Hollow.

"The Confederacy of the Three Islands looks forward to growing our trade with the nations of the Antarctic. We believe multiple sectors of our economy will benefit from increasing exports, and we look forward to growing our imports of finished SPIT, copper, silver and nickel from Volaworand. We Saints are a hard working, industrious people and our Islands are well positioned to fill the void left in the market after Aumeltopia's action. Our farmers and business community are excited. The Confederacy is relaxing our foreign investment process to allow foreign companies to accelerate development of facilities like this distribution center."

Kentucky Fried Penguin executive Brad MacFuigan broke ground on the expansion of the company's distribution center in Half Tree Hollow.

"Our initial distribution center was designed to supply our franchises in the three Islands of the Confederacy, and we are excited to announce we will be more than doubling capacity, and with the increase the amount of two way trade, and we can see our facility here becoming a major regional hub in our global supply chain.

The global KFP franchise was founded in Volaworand in 1989, and the locations in St Helena were some of the first international units to open.

Developer Al Jones said the food and distillery sectors will "obviously benefit" from this announcement, and pointed to agreements like the South Pacific Regional Trade Agreement (SPaRTA) as key to securing a stable future for the Confederacy of the Three Islands.

"We need to make decisions to fix it and address trade barriers so that we can enhance trade and investment in all South Pacific countries. I want the government to enable every other country to come, live and work here freely. For us to really boom, we need more passport integration and trade connectivity to the great economies in the South Pacific."

"We applaud the government's pro-business stance. We support these great nations sitting side by side with us. Once we get this done right, we believe SPaRTA could be expanded to more sectors, or possibility of an open skies agreement or passport unification. Imagine that!"

OUT! 'SPIT: the Joy of Unity'

After striking a home run with "SPIT: the Joy of Dance" World Cup commercial, it appears the planned follow up commercial has struck out before it even aired.

VWP, Inc the maker of Volaworandian SPIT has shelved its planned "SPIT: The Joy of Unity" commercial after Anti-Aumeltopian protests have swept parts of the company's home nation of Volaworand and corresponding protests in Aumeltopia.

The spot was to feature social media star Kendall Jenner stepping away from a modelling shoot to join a crowd of young, diverse protesters. The protesters cheer after she hands a can of SPIT to a police officer, who takes a sip and smiles at his colleague. The planned advert was widely criticised as trivializing demonstrations aimed at tackling social justice causes, suggesting that protestors and police would get along better if the former were kinder and being insensitive with regard to the 'Volaworand First' movement.

A release by the company said: "VWP was trying to project a global a message of unity, peace and understanding. Clearly, we missed the mark, and we apologize. We did not intend to make light of any serious issue. We also apologize for putting Kendall Jenner in this position. We have ceased production of this advertisement and are moving up to the next one in our Joy campaign."

IN! 'SPIT: the Joy of Peace'

In light of rising global tension, the company instead has accelerated production of the retro "SPIT: The Joy of Peace" commercial featuring a diverse group of all shapes, colors and ethnicities, as they sing from a hilltop the infectious jingle, “I’d like to buy the world a SPIT.”

"We see a bottle of SPIT as more than a drink that refreshes millions of people a day across Pacifica. We see the familiar words, ‘Let’s have a SPIT,’ as more than an invitation to pause for refreshment. They were actually a subtle way of saying, ‘Let’s keep each other company for a little while.’ And we knew they were being said all over the world. So that is the basic idea: to see SPIT not as it was originally designed to be — a liquid refresher — but as a tiny bit of commonality between all peoples, a universally liked formula that would help to keep them company for a few minutes."

"The lyrics, although not overtly anti-war, deliver a message of peace and camaraderie that we believe will resonate with customers in all nations."

It remains to be seen if one commercial can avert a widening regional dispute, given the recent declaration of war by Techganet on Martigues in the South Pacific. In an effort to reduce tensions, the Government of Volaworand has been pressuring the company to expand selection to both Volaworandian SPIT and Aumeltopian SPIT® (under the name SPIT Classic) in all Kentucky Fried Penguin locations, and is negotiating SPaRTA, a multilateral regional trade pact, concerning the SPIT trade.

Exclusive commemorative bottles of SPIT are available at all Kentucky Fried Penguin (KFP) locations.

A mock up concept video of the new commercial is available at https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1VM2eLhvsSM

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Manelle Jonae Stars In "SPIT: The Joy Of Dance" for World Cup 79 Commercial

This Sunday millions will tune in for the first qualifying campaign game, and to gaze upon literally the best commercials money can buy during World Cup 79, hosted by Ceni and Drawkland.

Kentucky Fried Penguin has set a high bar with “SPIT: The Joy of Dance,” the first of their World Cup 79 spots. It catchy, upbeat commercial spotlights the living, breathing music box, Bigtopia superstar Manelle Jonae and promotes Volaworand Water Products exclusive bottles of South Pacific Iced Tea available at the global chain.

The eclectic star begins her trek boogieing with The Outlines’ classic “Do You Love Beets” in the 1960s doo-wop before entering the neon hairspray of the 80s where she embodies the spirit of Madonna with “Express Yourself.” After conquering that generation, she finds herself in a present-day Volaworand trendy hot spot, surrounded by club goers dancing as the iconic "Joy of SPIT” theme song and singers vocalize "Pensacola" on the way out, in homage to the Pensacola Mountain Range where the pristine glacial ice used in SPIT begins its long slow journey.

“SPIT: The Joy of Dance” was created by The Marketing Arm and directed by Sheamus Blayer.

As always, the brand plans for fireworks for the entire World Cup, with events such as KFP and SkylineTV’s televised tailgate party, The Kentucky Fried Penguin Fan Deck and the presentation of The VWP Rookie of the Year Award.

Manelle Jonae's agency confirmed her NYE booking at Volaworand's New Years Eve & Day Circuit Party "Ice Stock: 48 hour Rave".

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The early release mock up of the commercial can be seen at:
https://youtu.be/eCUwwsHpGU0?si=tl-mE7Y2r0mj9af2

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Krill Grill, Inc CEO Maddie Hildegard on "Southern Nougat-Orange Treacle™".

Just two years ago trade was bustling between the tropical island paradise and the Antarctic dominion. At the Aumeltopian Business Roundtable, Krill Grill's CEO used a prime speaking spot to tout "the blossoming Volaworand/Aumeltopia business relationship." Volaworandian ice clinked in almost every glass of Aumeltopian South Pacific Ice Tea.

Those days are gone.

On Thursday, Hildegard took time out of her Spa week at Shackleton Mountain Resort to address Krill Grill's investor video conference. Initially ignoring the Aumeltopia story, she highlighted the strong quarterly results, the VWP/Kentucky Fried Penguin's "SPIT is a Special Treat" campaign, the hot new Pokemon toy promotion with Kids SNOT Meals, and the company's growing international expansions in North prarie, Techganet, and Martigues. But she didn't include Aumeltopia in that group, unlike the big deal she used to make about their work together.

The SPIT wars have a complicated history. As the wild Ice Age came to an end, a more civilized Volaworand emerged and started making, and then exporting, its own more refined variety of SPIT. Volaworandian South Pacific Iced Tea was indeed based off the sweeter, tropical Aumeltopian South Pacific Ice Tea, but has always been a smoother, less pulpy drink.

The ice trade went into meltdown and trouble was brewing in Tea market. Internet conspiracy sites stirred the pot by trying to tie Aumeltopia to the Uranium One deal, but those stories were rightly debunked by the mainstream media. Aumeltopia made some moves of its own, rebranding the original logo and introducing health-conscious versions of SPIT, and even issued a RMB coupon to address weak tea market share. It wasn't until they opened a subsidiary in nearby Techganet that the SPIT dispute boiled over into a hot mess.

When the Volaworand Antarctic College released a study showing dangerous levels of bacteria and contamination in Aumeltopian SPIT and other imported food, the Aumeltopian spin doctors attacked the venerable institution and announced a their own knock off of the Southern Nutty Original Treat, a Volaworandian favorite.

"At we wish to reaffirm and reassure to our subsidiary in Techganet that Aumeltopian SPIT contains no health or any other hazards, and that recent studies by the so-called "Volaworand Antarctic Collge" are complete nonsense. If that 'collge' cannot even spell their name correctly, they cannot be a trusted source. Clearly, with their recent attacks on Techganet and Aumeltopia, their only aim is to denigrate nations and corporations not buying Volaworandian SPIT and force them into a Volaworandian penguinite monopoly. We welcome Techganet's officials to anytime visit our domestic Aumeltopian factories to see for themselves what ridiculous claims Volaworand has been making."

"Finally, today we are introducing a competitor to Volaworand's Southern Nutty Original Treat, which as its own study suggests has not fared well in contamination tests. Our new Southern Nougat-Orange Treacle™ is guaranteed to be the stickiest, chewiest, syrupiest goodness you have laid your mouth on yet."

The comments outraged the Volawrandian Society of Cunning Linguists, who defended the spelling in Old Volawor as perfectly acceptable in Volaworandian Academia. Scientists protested that Aumeltopia misrepresented the results, pointing out the clear evidence of dangerous contamination of imported Aumeltopian products. Angry citizens in Faraday threw Aumeltopian SPIT into the harbor, demanding "a halt to dangerous imports". The Government is convening an emergency session to find a way to cool the tempest of the teacup .

Hildegard concerned about high Dolphin Fecal Content in Aumeltopian SPIT.

During the investor call, Kirs Matterne asked Hildegard if it would be possible for Aumeltopia and Volaworand to "come back together on behalf of customers."

Hildegard said Aumeltopia has "lost it's magic" and reiterated her concerns over the safety of Aumeltopian South Pacific Iced Tea.

"It's not the exciting place it used to be. It still has great energy; I still put my finger in the socket. But it doesn't feel alive, cracking with that synergy between the art world and music world and fashion world that was happening in the 80s. A lot of people have died."

She then launched the next salvo in the SPIT war, a splashy television ad campaign during 'NationStates 79th World Cup' with Bigtopia superstar Manelle Jonae. She implied Aumeltopian SPIT was a historical footnote.

"While we respect and admire their pioneering development of the local SPIT trade, the markets are telling us that Volaworandian SPIT is the choice of a new generation. Krill Grill's focus is on introducing the cuisine of the South Pacific to the global market. We believe our aggressive business plan is the right choice for our customers, investors and business partners."

She paused and added "Our SPIT is a Special Treat".

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There are a total of 8 Pokemon shown as part of the collection. Perhaps you will receive a Pikachu with light-up cheeks. There is also Rowlet who can flap its wings. Solgaleo and Lunala toys can make your meal legendary! In addition to fun figures, each item comes with a card from the Pokémon Trading Card Game series.

The Pokémon Kids SNOT Meals will begin in November 23rd and will be available until Christmas. Ultra Sun and Ultra Moon just launched so pick up the game now so you can enjoy it while eating at KFP. Take a look at all of the toys below for a sneak peek!

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* Aumeltopian SPIT rebrands
* Study finds Aumeltopian SPIT contains dangerous bacteria levels, Volaworandian SPIT completely safe
* Exclusive bottled SPIT goes global with Kentucky Fried Penguin
* Kentucky Fried Penguin franchising fast casual concept

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Kentucky Fried Penguin announced the opening KFP Himmellief, the chain's first airborne location, aboard the EFG Himmellief blimp/airship of El Fiji Grande. Unlike traditional aircraft, wherein customers must be seated at nearly all times, the airships are designed for comfort and for the ability to walk around as if in a hotel. The 215 passengers and crew aboard flights can now dine on the Antarctic/Asian fusion fare at Kentucky Fried Penguin. Other food options currently aboard include Willmuson's BBQ, Clammies n' Chowda, and Han Sutro - a fine El Fiji Grandean bar.

This also marks the franchisee rollout of the company's Express Format. Designed for small space/full service locations, this format was developed from the experience aboard the passenger-supply ship Claymore II operating between British Pitcairn Islands, French Polynesia, and New Zealand, and was then tested in corporate locations opened in the Antarctic research stations at Palmer, Halley V and Halley VI.

Recognizing the frighteningly efficient El Fiji Grandean economy and favorable business conditions, KFP saw an opportunity to grow the franchise in International Northwestern Union. The expansion is a reflection of the company's ongoing commitment to introduce the KFP casual dining environment and fast fusion favorites to the global palate.

“KFP Himmellief signifies an incredible milestone for the company,” said Vick Dillalpalan, Senior Vice President Business Development for KFP. “As a leader in the restaurant franchise industry, KFP understands the importance of finding the right team and the right place before embarking on a new venture. The El Fiji Grandean economic vibrancy and continued growth is exactly what we look for when determining where to expand next, and we look forward to bringing EFG Himmellief travelers and crew great food and service in this unique environment. We are confident that this will be the first of many new KFP Express locations to open. The sky is the limit.”

That rapid expansion is paying off for other ventures at home, too. Volaworand Water Projects, the glacial ice export venture, selected Kentucky Fried Penguin as a promotions partner for the ‘SPIT is a Special Treat’ campaign to introduce the favorite drink of the South pacific to new markets.

Kentucky Fried Penguin's parent company, Krill Grill, Inc is a proud Volaworandian company. Established in 1989, the brand is well known and loved for its irreverent and comfortable non-pretentious BBQ experience that resonates with Volaworandians for great food, affordable indulgences and unique style. Krill Grill currently operates 7 Krill Grills and 21 KFP's across Volaworand and 44 international locations. The company plans to continue the brand’s international expansion with the opening of an anticipated 50 locations. Outside of Volaworand KFP currently operates in British Falkland Islands, S Georgia and S Sandwich Islands, St Helena Ascension and Tristan da Cunha, British Pitcairn Islands, Argentinstan, Taitung pinyin, Paleno, Reino do Brazil, Arthropol, Pilarcraft, Sacrosanct group, New cla, Techganet, North prarie, Ayamya, Elykyellek, and El Fiji Grande.

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Volaworand Water Products (VWP) and Kentucky Fried Penguin have launched an exclusive new mini-size bottle of South Pacific Iced Tea (SPIT) into the global KFP franchise network, introducing the global populace to this beloved drink of the people of the South Pacific. VWP already supplies the "Melted Snowman!" line to the KFP chain. The SPIT bottles will feature designs exclusive to KFP locations through to the end of 2018.

The launch of the exclusive bottle follows the brand’s continued success of its value-added, smaller pack offerings, which were introduced in response to government regulation of direct exports of glacial meltwater, and health-conscious consumer demand for smaller portion sizes. Domestically, sales of single-serve small packs (i.e. those under 300ml) grew by 88 per cent between 2013 and 2016. Today, VWP offers small packs in 89 per cent of Volaworand grocery & convenience stores, and 69 per cent carry the company's flavored drinks.

For the global SPIT launch, the brand has rolled out an exclusive mini bottle far sale only at KFP locations and a television and internet campaign that focuses on the message inviting customer to enjoy ‘SPIT is a special treat’ and promotes joy in all things in life. As part of the multi-million dollar campaign, television commercials will run nationwide in all KFP markets for three weeks through December. The campaign replaces the previous "Share a SPIT with..." campaign focused on socially awkward hipsters and nostalgic Gen X-ers.

“At VWP, we have a legacy of offering 'Made in Volaworand' choice and innovation to customers,” VWP Managing Director Vagn Andersen said. “The launch of our ‘SPIT is a Special Treat’ campaign showcases our commitment to making sure smaller serving sizes are available when consumers want to purchase them. The campaign has a powerful but sensible message that we hope will resonate with our customers.”

VWP’s new 250ml PET mini bottles are available at KFP restaurants nationwide now and will be rolled out to all global KFP franchise network by the end of the month. Kentucky Fried Penguin franchise applications are available on the Global Economics and Trade Board.

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Rothera-based Kentucky Fried Penguin (KFP) executive Brad MacFuigan is excited to bring the franchise to St Helena Ascension and Tristan da Cunha Islands.

Half Tree Hollow will get the first taste of KFP this month and the company's second St Helena store will open in Jamestown, in just three weeks. Locations on Ascension and Tristan da Cunha islands are slated to open by the end of next month. The Half Tree Hollow facility will offer a indoor and outdoor seating and drive-through and will also be the company's shipping base for Ascension and Tristan da Cunha islands. MacFuigan says he is excited by the venture and the company's entry into the Confederacy of St Helena Ascension and Tristan da Cunha Islands.

"Our brand is already strong in the South Pacific and we believe there's huge opportunity for KFP to become a favorite amongst Saints. The Half Tree Hollow site is ideal for our flagship store and operational facility and we expect it to be a popular destination that all can enjoy. I could see the Confederacy being home to 20 locations within a few years."

The new Half Tree Hollow KFP is part of the £3.4 million, 2.2 hectare, mixed use office, retail, foodservice, and manufacturing development on Bonwoo Ave that's owned by the Kiri Licensing Trust. Trust chairman Al Jones says the company that owns the KFP franchise in the Confederacy will lease its site from the trust, which owns and operates the development. He describes the development, which will include a new casino, as a "game-changer" for the trust.

"This is probably the biggest development for us in our 18-year history. It will create up to 150 full and part-time jobs in roles such as management, operations management, retail and foodservice, and manufacturing. Some of the jobs will give young people a start in employment. Everything that's sold in the stores will be very high quality." Jones says the development will provide the trust with a profitable investment having secured a "high-profile and reliable tenant like KFP". "I'm really excited by it. I think it's a brand Saints will love." He says the Penguin-themed restaurant will be an establishment for the whole family. "We hope that what we're offering will be much better than anything else in St Helena for quick service dining and in terms of being family-friendly, It's going to be something special and unique."

Jones was aware some people may criticise the decision to open a fast food shop in St Helena, given health problems among some local communities.
"There is the issue of obesity," he said, "but KFP is conscious of it in terms of the way they market their product to children. They are careful to always promote their products as something to have only occasionally as a refreshing treat. And the Penguin toys are great fun."

Nate Harui runs the 'Bring KFP to St Helena' Facebook page, which he started in 2010 and is followed by more than 3600 people.
The 21-year-old student, who lives in Jamestown, is "absolutely stoked" St Helena is getting a KFP store, he said.
"There are a lot of Saints who want this to happen, as shown by the general feedback on the Facebook page.
"It's safe to say I'll be in line when it opens, to get my hands on an bowl or 12 of Penguin Ice Cream Rolls. I first tried the Ice Cream Rolls while studying abroad at Faraday's Volaworand Antarctic College and my aunty bought a take away box for us. It's by far the frosty treat that can't be beat."

The global KFP franchise was founded in Volaworand in 1989, and has embarked on a rapid international expansion according to the company's storefront thread.

Kentucky Fried Penguin, a fast casual restaurant concept created by the full-service dining concept, Krill Grill, is opening its fourth franchise location next month in Rothera, bringing the total number in Volaworand to 17 units. 

The Rothera location, which is an evolution of KFP's lab location that opened in Faraday last year, will be a model for more than 50 KFP franchise locations already sold and scheduled to open throughout the South Pacific region in the next 48 months, according to a company press release. Immediately following the Kentucky Fried Penguin opening, international locations will open in Melbourne, Tokyo, and Johannesburg. 

Kentucky Fried Penguin's seafood themed menu offerings include fish burgers, seafood tacos, 'penguin' wings, spicy tenders, salads, ice cream shakes and beer. The 2,700-square-foot Rothera unit will also feature the Crowler, a 32-ounce sealable can for draft beer, in addition to happy hour, daily specials and kids' meals.

Jack Gandolfo, the franchise owner, is also opening another KFP location in Halley later this year.
 
"It's a great brand with great food," Gandolfo said. "I'm a big fan of the Krill Grill brand and KFP is a great transition into the fast-casual environment featuring Krill Grill's best products. I'm excited to showcase the restaurant to our customers."

Krill Grill is in the process of seeking out experienced franchise owners. The estimated expenditures to build a Kentucky Fried Penguin are £225,000 – £464,000, according to the company's release.

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