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Simon Glenn’s Rally in Aliquam 11/8/17

With the elections for Aureumterra’s new Consiliaro Primus (Prime Minister) coming up, here’s the scoop on the basic ideals of each candidate and their actions if elected.

Pictured above is the candidate for the Populationist Party, Simon Glenn.

Glenn and the Populationist Party believe that a large, strong population is the key to the success of the nation. The last Prime Minister from this party was David Jeffrey, who helped the economy prosper, but caused the carbon footprint to grow. The Populationist Party is willing to raise taxes if it means helping the population grow, and funds lots of money into medical research. Glenn also believes that the illegal immigrants from our neighbor, Boooiii should be given special permits to stay and work on hard labor jobs, something that has caused a lot of controversy with the opposing Aurreumterra Authority party. The Populationist Party has a history of environmental damage, as David Jeffrey passed acts to deforest large portions of the Serm Valley rainforests. (To the right is the emblem of the Populationist Party).

The next candidate (pictured above) is Bradley Anderson of the Aureumterra Authority party.

This candidate and his party strongly believe that the government should have more power over individual citizens lives. He also believes that His Majesty the Emperor should have some political power rather than just being the head of state. Anderson also believes that the illegal immigrants from Boooiii should be deported, and wants to set up a deportation police force that will go around making sure that all residents are documented. The Aureumterra Authority party has had the most Prime Ministers of any party, at a total of 9. The last one being Michael J. Requer. Anderson wants to allow the government to search someone’s property at any time with or without a warrant, something that has sparked mass protests among the citizens. (To the right is the emblem of the Party).

The final candidate is representing the Constitution Party is Gerald Jacobson. (pictured above)

The constitution party, the most conservative party of them all, is based on the Aureumterrese constitution. They believe in gun rights, free speech, and less government involvement in personal lives. Jacobson wants to destroy the remaining portion of the Serm Valley rainforest to mine the valuable resources underneath. He is very religious, and believes that Serms, the national animal, should be sacrificed in the name of God. The whole idea has caused controversy, and he is the least popular candidate.(The emblem is pictured here).

The election is on November 20th, who do YOU think will win?

Read dispatch


This is ANC giving live coverage of Prime Minister candidate Simon Glenn’s rally in Aliquam City

“Welcome people of Aliquam! Before I start, I just want to say that your city is beautiful, comparable even to Potens! As you might have heard, the election has been postponed to November 20th. The reason is the emperor wanted to make voting available to all, as the day coincided with festivals for Foregiving, a national holiday. Anyways, I want to discuss some issues that have been concerning our beautiful nation. Let’s get the biggie out of the way.

As you all might have heard, we have an illegal immigrant crisis with many undocumented trespassers coming in from Boooiii, our neighbor in the West Cape Empire. Being from the Populationist Party, I believe that a larger population is key to a stronger economy and a better country overall. The immigrants that are entering should be harnessed, not deported, which is what my opponents in the Aureumterra Authority party and the Constitution Party are trying to do. My plan is to pass a law allowing any undocumented immigrants to do hard labor jobs, the kind of jobs that no one wants to do (janitor, sewage, etc.). The program will be called ILA or the Immigrant Labor Act. These immigrants are coming from an Iron Fist Consumerist nation, and although Boooiii is one of our key allies, we have to admit their human rights are terrible. Sending them back would return the to the suffering in that country. We have a small population to, so the immigrants will boost our economic output. There, I see those signs,
thanks for the support! My campaign slogan has always been “The more people, the better.”
and this act will enforce and enhance our future with a large population! Also, look at our death rates! Man, they’re high! We can’t really have a large population if many of our people are dying can we? That’s why i’m going to make medicare better, MUCH BETTER, then what it is now! Now I’m not one of this far-left freaks who roots for free healthcare, nor do I want to make healthcare cheaper. I just want to make healthcare tied in with your personal debt. If you elect me, I’ll pass an act to make healthcare and insurance part of your personal debt, and rather than having to pay on the spot, you’ll have time to pay it off, like a loan. Our medical research is one of my top priorities. For that, I’ll make sure state owned government-funded hospitals are running smoothly, and invest lots of government money into the private medicine industry. Cancer, our #1 cause of death so far, is our mortal enemy. I promise to have the world’s best doctors and scientists working on a cure for cancer. Unfortunately, we’ve just run out of time, thanks folks, for listening!

This is ANC news, we’ll broadcast again during the debate tomorrow 11/9/17!

The Nordic Empire of Aureumterra