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by The Hyperactive Ions of Dieselvania. . 45 reads.

Era 1 History

The Founding of a Nation (Day 1)

This day, on Sunday, October 22, 2017, a new nation was brought forth onto the Earth. A place filled with democracy, liberty, and capitalism. This bright and shining new nation is known as Dieselvania.

Immediately after it was conceived, the nation began making laws the seemed best fit for itself.
Eventually it moved to a new region that believed in the same morals as Dieselvania itself. This beautiful region is known as the Conservative Optimism Organization (COO).

One of the most important events to take place on this day was the entering of this nation into the World Assembly.

A New Way of Thinking (Day 2)

Today on Monday, October 23, 2017, Dieselvania has seen many changes economically and politically. Though previously stated as a capitalist nation, it has been found now that it is quite the opposite. Money is usually equally divided among citizens, and even they are beginning to think that capitalism is corrupt.

Though this does mean this is a step towards complete communism, it is a step towards something new and exciting. A new world of equality where everyone feels safe. A democracy where everyone is treated the same. That is what this nation is going for.

Meanwhile, cartographers had made a map of the region. This map, however, is now null because the Nordic Traders had left the region.
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A Brand New World (Day 3)

Today on Tuesday, October 24, 2017, Dieselvania left their former region. Instead, they founded a new nation, the Triple Socialist Organization. Founded for only 3 specific nations, it allows the nations to do as they please.

Also, on the more statistical side of things, more civil rights have been granted to citizens and is said to be Very Good.

An Average Day (Day 4)

Things went as usual here, on Wednesday, October 25, 2017, issues resolved and hopeful decisions. Attempts were made to get the economy up but to not much avail. However in the Triple Socialist Organization, Anarcanada is now a Corporate Bordello.

The gambling industry has gone down, which is quite good. Abortion was also legalized only so women can choose if they want to keep their children, which helps boost civil rights.

A New Ally (Day 5)

Today on Thursday, October 26, 2017, a new nation known as Noriccon was founded. This nation is a soon-to-be ally of Dieselvania. This is because it is the 3rd and final nation to join the region. Hopefully, though, the nation's name will change.

Today we voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Public Health and Vaccinations Act". We hope this will have a beneficial international impact, making other nations successful.

Extreme Preparations (Day 6)

News spread today on Friday, October 27, 2017, of a major disaster. The impending zombie apocalypse, known as Z-Day, starts very soon. Apparently every year around this time the dead rise to feast on humans. We here have started preparing for Z-Day.

The region is already closed so that means zombies will be unable to get in. Our ally Noriccon has joined the region so now we can all prepare for Z-Day, as a region. We already have plans...

    1. Start research on cures and attacks, in order to make superweapons.

    2. Help other nations by using beneficial superweapons to get rid of all of the zombies.

    3. Stay vigilant if any other nations try sending zombies to our region.

We feel perfectly able and prepared to live through this catastrophe. This day will help determine the future of our region.

A Bit of Changing (Day 7)

Today on Saturday, October 28, 2017, some things changed within the nation. The people decided the national currency should be called the Dollar. The government agreed with this action. The nation also changed back to an Inoffensive Centrist Democracy, thought some think it may change soon in the future.

The clock is slowly ticking down to the start of Z-Day. It was also discovered that when it is over, the nation will return to it's original state.

The population is now increasing by 2,000,000 Dieselvanians per day, which will help in preserving the future of Dieselvania.

The Final Countdown (Day 8)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9jK-NcRmVcw

Today on Sunday, October 29, 2017, the nation has been thinking about what Z-Day will be like. It is tomorrow, after all, and it came about so sudden. Our small population of only 14,000,000 Dieselvanians didn't know what to expect of this. Rumors have been spread about different agents of zombie chaos. 32 hours of zombie defending. We here just hope no one else decides to embrace the zombie hordes...

Z-Day (Day 9)

Today is Monday, October 30, 2017, and the day has come, the beginning of Z-Day. After discovering Triple Socialist Organization was overrun with zombies, we immediately got to work. We found a virus named Plasmolast, that turns people into zombies.

Afterward, we started developing a cure, with about 1,000,000 citizens being zombies. Curing has been okay, and we finally started making cure missiles. We sent these missiles to the other nations in the region, temporarily curing them. Things are getting worse though, we now have 2,000,000 infected citizens. We are hoping that Noriccon will soon send cure missiles here, and that Anarcanada will start making progress on something.

Recently Dieselvania has now joined the Region of Something

The Day of Death (Day 10)

Soon after entering this new region, we began getting swarmed with more zombies. We tried to cure ourselves, but couldn't. We sent cure missiles to other nations, but not much happened. Eventually, other nations turned everyone into zombies, then proceeded to kill everyone. Now the leader is the only one left, waiting patiently for everyone to be revived tomorrow, on this lonely Tuesday, October 31, 2017.

Business As Usual (Day 11)

Today on Wednesday, November 1, 2017, the nation has rejoiced because the zombie apocalypse is over. Everyone had died, but today they were all revived and brought back to the Earth. The population has reached 20,000,000 Dieselvanians, a real milestone. Noriccon has joined the Region of Something along with us, but Anarcanada has not. The nation has returned to normal, with business as usual.

Growth (Day 12)

Today on Thursday, November 2, 2017, the population has started growing at a rate of 3,000,000 Dieselvanians per day, more than ever before. Several laws have been passed because the government has decided to revise some overlooked issues. Overall, the nation is growing into a much stronger and more powerful nation.

The Leader has found that Cheese Exports are the highest they've ever been, which excites a lot of the residents.

Laws Are Passed (Day 13)

Today on Friday, November 3, 2017, several laws were passed to help Dieselvania grow. We also voted for the current Security Council vote. Otherwise, not much has happened here.

No Excitement (Day 14)

Not much has been happening these past few days, which in a way is a good thing. Nothing bad is happening, but nothing good is either. We all just hope that something new and exciting will be happening very soon after today, Saturday, November 4, 2017.

The Same (Day 15)

Today on Sunday, November 5, 2017, nothing exciting happened at all. We voted on some things in the World Assembly, but that is it.

Days of The Same (Days 16-18)

Nothing is happening these days.

A Day of Excitement (Day 19)

Today on Thursday, November 9, 2017, the nation is as happy as ever. Our population reach 50,000,000 today, and experts say that it should be increasing by 6,000,000 each day for a while. The government has also gone over how legal documents should be stored, and decided that major policies should be easily accessible. With this, citizens of Dieselvania are more likely to remember what they can and can't do. The nation stays hopeful that this level of excitement will continue.

Measuring the Universe (Day 20)

Today on Friday, November 10, 2017, member nations of the Region of Something have agreed that it is time we start mapping our region. New Vlada took initiative and started creating the map. They sent numeour expeditions to journey the region and map it along the way. Hopefully the true shape of the region will be formed soon.

In other news, more on the gameplay side, we submitted an issue to the game titled "Magma Mountain Mining Chaos". We hope that it will be accepted.

Prohibition (Day 21)

Today on Saturday, November 11, 2017, we celebrate our 3rd week of being a nation! To honor this moment, we have made a major change. We banned alcohol. This may cause some people being upset, however we are doing this for the health of our citizens. Scientists have discovered that from this point on, our population will grow by either 5, 6, or 7 Million each day.

To the Stars (Day 22)

Today on Sunday, November 12, 2017, we have started putting billions of dollars into a space program. We are hoping to eventually set up space colonies somewhere. Our population has also hit 69,000,000, meaning the population today grew by 7,000,000.

Anarcanada? (Day 23)

Today on Monday, November 13, 2017, our friend Anarcanada has been doing a lot of work. They have been passing several laws and such. We however, have also been passing laws, but have also been doing research on how the World Assembly has been classifying nations. We developed graphs and looked at pictures.

A String of Events (Day 24)

Today on Tuesday, November 14, 2017, we think we have found an issue that won't end too quickly. We are having trouble with a man named Barry Maxman, who makes it seem like he will constantly be starting issues. Almost like a string of issues. We have also decided to start recording the population for each day.


80,000,000 Population

Who Needs an Economy? (Day 25)

Today on Wednesday, November 15, 2017, we finally ended the issues with Barry Maxman. Our Leader has decided that we should go for more Socialist views, and has decided that we should become Liberal Democratic Socialists.


87,000,000 Population

Setting Things Up (Day 26)

Today on Thursday, November 16, 2017, some members of the region have been working together to set up a regional government. We also plan on continuing the map creation, both of which will help refine our region. Afterward we plan on having some sort of elections and more government positions.


92,000,000 Population

To Be Liberal (Day 27)

Today on Friday, November 17, 2017, the government has been working harder to become more liberal and socialist.


97,000,000 Population

A Big Milestone (Day 28)

Today on Saturday, November 18, 2017, our population surpassed 100,000,000, which is the largest we have ever had!


104,000,000 Population

A Close Population (Day 29)

We noticed today on Sunday, November 19, 2017, that Anarcanada's population is nearing ours, quite impressive.


109,000,000 Population

Just Another Day (Day 30)

Today on Monday, November 20, 2017, it was just a normal day.


114,000,000 Population

Understanding Power (Day 31)

Today on Tuesday, November 21, 2017, we took a look at the mechanics of the World Assembly. We found that delegate votes are worth as how many endorsements the nation has.


Voted for "Ban on Ritual Sacrifice"
Voted against "Commend the Macabees"
119,000,000 Population

A Month (Day 32)

It has been 1 month since the creation of our nation on October 22! Today is Wednesday, November 22, 2017. Along with this, the region has started making plans to hold elections and have started coming up with government positions.


124,000,000 Population

A Policy Cancelled (Day 33)

Today on Thursday, November 23, 2017, we changed our policies that allowed people to publicly protest.


Cancelled policy: "Public Protest"
130,000,000 Population

Another Average Day (Day 34)

Today on Friday, November 24, 2017, it is just another normal day.


136,000,000 Population

More Things (Day 35)

An average day on Saturday, November 25, 2017. We are starting to be behind on writing history, and the population is starting to get so big we hardly notice it.


142,000,000 Population

Preparation (Day 36)

Today on Sunday, November 26, 2017, we plan on elections for Minister of Something tomorrow, however we won't be running.


149,000,000 Population

Elections? (Day 37)

Today on Monday, November 27, 2017, we planned on having elections for Minister of Something, though it may take some time for people to run.


154,000,000 Population

More Waiting (Day 38)

Today on Tuesday, November 28, 2017, we wait for someone to run for Minister of Something.


160,000,000 Population

A Bit of Relaxing (Day 39)

Today on Wednesday, November 29, 2017, we took a bit of a break and now are ready to begin working. Also New Vlada wants to run for Minister of Something.


Installed policy: "AI Personhood"
165,000,000 Population

Back to Work (Day 40)

Today on Thursday, November 30, 2017, we got back to work and started passing more laws. We are still waiting for New Vlada to make a dispatch on why they want to run for office.


170,000,000 Population

Normal Things (Days 41-44)

Not much is going on here.

New Policies (Day 45)

Today on Tuesday, December 5, 2017, we have made several new policies that we hope will improve our nation.


Installed policy: "Socialism"
Installed policy: "AI Planning"
Installed policy: "Native Representation"
Installed policy: "Sex Education"
202,000,000 Population


AS OF THIS POINT NO MORE HISTORY WILL BE STATED UNLESS IT IS SIGNIFICANT, BECAUSE A LOT HAPPENED THAT WASN'T DOCUMENTED

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