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  • 10/02/18

    • Gameside - RMB topics include LC campaigns, THE Important, and fun with The oxford commas.

    • Cabinet Elections - Voting has opened, but Linkbut no one has voted

  • 08/02/18

  • 07/02/18

    • Gameside - RMB topics include LC elections, the end, and scary logos.

    • World Assembly - Promoting Sustainable Timber was passed 11,707 votes to 6,787.

    • World Assembly (Again!) - "Liberate Westphalia" was defeated 11,859 votes to 5,901.

  • 01/02/18

    • Gameside - RMB topics include the Disney princess, including the new ones like Auphelia and Endorse Erinor.

    • Miscellaneous - SlowNews has only just realized its 2018. Shhh.

  • 31/01/18

    • Gameside - RMB topics include the HYPE, roleplay in Knowhere, and HYPE Girl.

    • World Assembly - Commend Texas was passed 11,409 votes to 7,011.

  • 30/01/18

    • Gameside - RMB topics include the RMB Club, Disney Princess, Disney Songs, and the difference between Marvel and DC heroes.

  • 29/01/18

    • Gameside - RMB topics include accusations, double posting, double posting, SlowNew's fabulous hairdo, and Honor to us all!

    • World Assembly - "The Cloning Conventions" was defeated 14,442 votes to 4,092.

  • 28/01/18

    • Gameside - RMB topics include too many messages, or so I'm told.

  • 27/01/18

    • Gameside - RMB topics include SCAM, SPIT, and other scams.

  • 26/01/18

  • Nothing to see here. Move along.

  • 23/01/18

    • Gameside - RMB topics include sweet tea, endorsements, the end to sniping, and socialism.

  • Shhh

  • 20/01/18

    • Gameside - RMB topics include endos, Britain, and the origin of tea.

  • 19/01/178

    • Gameside - RMB topics include SCAM, mudbloods, House of Hogwarts, and Auphelia's long time support for Erinor.

    • Delegate Elections - the Regional Poll has concluded, and we can now declare Erinor the next Delegate of the South Pacific!

  • 18/01/18

    • Gameside - RMB topics include SPAM, SPIT, and gang wars in the name of desserts.

  • 17/01/18

    • Gameside - RMB topics include delegate elections, SPAM, and foreshadowing.

  • 16/01/18

    • Gameside - RMB topics include voting threats and bribes, bags, dancing, and rekking the bois.

  • 15/01/18

    • Gameside - RMB topics include nearly 100 votes, the wonders and horrors of magic, and the smell of democracy.

    • World Assembly - The General Assembly resolution Ozone Layer Protection was passed 15,214 votes to 2,998, and implemented in all WA member nations.

  • SlowNews went to the city and got caught up in traffic.

  • 10/01/18

    • Gameside - RMB topics include election odds, capitalism, artisan style SPIT, and GOING TO THE GULAGS!!!

  • 09/01/18

    • Gameside - RMB topics include elections chances, tiredness, and apple cider vinegar.

  • 08/01/18

    • Gameside - RMB topics include elections, Spring Semester, fighting a Tsunamy!

    • Delegate Elections - Nominations and campaigns have been running for a few days, and voting is now up! See more Linkhere!

    • World Assembly - Voting Equality for Freed Inmates was passed 14,315 votes to 3,117.

  • New Year's

    • SlowNews took a New Year's resolution to take a week off. This had absolutely nothing to do with the fact that someone's cellular data also took a vacation.

  • 28/12/17

    • Gameside - RMB topics include holidays, the perfect legitimacy of SCAM, and the destruction of the world.

    • Gameplay - Check out the results of the Southern Onion Awards here.

  • 27/12/17

    • Miscellaneous - Ermm, well, technical difficulties.

  • 26/12/17

    • Gameside - RMB topics include Hell's Bells, friendly debate, and police officers.

    • Miscellaneous - Happy Boxing Day!

  • MERRY CHRISTMAS

  • 24/12/17

    • Gameside - RMB topics include holidays, festivities, SPIT conferences, and the weather.

    • Miscellaneous - Merry Christmas Eve!

  • 23/12/17

    • Gameside - RMB topics include drunken revelries of SPIT, purging the ducks, and a phenomonal amount of quacking!

  • 22/12/17

    • Gameside - RMB topics include rules, regulations, and respect!

    • Gameplay - Drugged Monkeys has announced his decision not to run in the upcoming Delegate elections.

  • 21/12/17

    • Gameside - RMB topics include songs, classic movies, and oversized SPIT glasses.

    • Gameplay - (In)famous Emperor Onderkelkia of the Land of Kings and Emperors has announced his decision to abdicate.

    • Miscellaneous - Happy Winter Solstice!

  • 20/12/17

    • Miscellaneous - Shhh.

  • 19/12/17

    • Gameside - RMB topics include sentience, mice, TSP shirts, and banning NationStates on NationStates.

    • Gameplay - Gameplay Awards - love 'em, hate 'em, nobody can get enough of 'em!

  • 18/12/17

    • Gameside - RMB topics include bans, Hell, Hell, and grammar.

    • Gameplay - The Gameplay Awards debacle continues, with Saturday's newly opened ones closing today.

    • NSWF - The great and wonderful fair dumpster fire continues.

    • Elections - Parazzia has been elected Chair of the Assembly! Congratulations! Read more Linkhere!

  • 17/12/17

    • Miscellaneous - Things happened yesterday. We don't remember them, and we suspect nobody else does either.

  • 16/12/17

    • Gameside - RMB topics include a continuation of nonsensical conspiracy theories, freedom of speech, and other light and cheery topics.

    • Gameplay - A new and open Game Play Awards has been opened in the form of the Miniluv Awards. Enjoy the spectacle!

  • 15/12/17

    • Gameside - RMB topics include Kentucky Fried Penguin, SLOBBER, and SPAM.

    • NSWF - NationStates World Fair has kicked off with two fascinating lectures! Find out more Linkhere!

    • Festivals - In honor of the new Star Wars movie, the festival rages on! Check it out!

    • Newsstand - Find out about TSP's next crisis in the latest article from the Southern Onion!

  • 14/12/17

    • Gameside - RMB topics include near endless Star Wars trivia and little else.

  • 13/12/17

    • Gameside - RMB topics include introductions, SPIT, and prequel memes.

    • World Assembly - The General Assembly resolution Safeguarding Nuclear Materials was passed 14,404 votes to 3,501, and implemented in all WA member nations.

    • Festivals - A long, long time ago in a lampshade far, far away...the Star Wars festival is now open Linkhere!

    • 500 by Christmas - Be header.

  • 12/12/17

    • Gameside - RMB topics include your run of the mill troll (props to Pollandonia4 for the GHR), stalking Santa, and the nuclear wasteland of Antarctica.

    • 500 by Christmas - Eat header.

  • 11/12/17

    • Gameside - RMB topics include a continuation of yesterday's antics, endorsements, and alcohol grenades.

    • 500 by Christmas - See header. Do header.

  • 10/12/17

    • Gameside - RMB topics boobs and butts, soldiers with massive butts and junks, serious discussions about boobs, balls, and butts, and naked MLP rioters in Midand. Not to mention conspiracies, condemnation attempts, and biscuits.

    • Elections - Nominations for chair elections can be seen Linkhere.

    • 500 by Christmas - see header. Credit goes to Aumeltopia.

  • 09/12/17

    • Gameside - RMB topics include SPIT n' refugees, condemnations, and butts and boobs.

    • Elections - A special election for the Chair of the Assembly has opened, with the former Chair resigning as per his campaign promise, after completing legislative reform to the Office of the Chair. Elections are now open Linkhere.

    • Newsstand - Yesterday's brilliant article on Fenda subversion in the South Pacific has hit the front page!

  • 08/12/17

    • Gameside - Hi bois. RMB topics include elections, likes, the tragedy of RON, revolutions, and a veritable wave of dispatches.

    • Regional Happenings - Hi bois. Please join us as we prepare to see the aforementioned troll's Linkappeal request brutally crushed. Along with his feelings.

    • 500 by Christmas - Hi bois. Only 13 days left! Lucky number!

    • Newsstand - Hi bois. Here's a lovely article from the Southern Onion by our very own Pencil Sharpeners 2. It's well worth the read!

  • 07/12/17

    • Gameside - RMB topics include caek, cake, natural disasters, and SPIT, SNOT, n' SLIME - fun for the whole family!

    • Regional Happenings - Please join us as we rejoice in the banishment of a troll. More to come soon.

    • 500 by Christmas - *tosses lumps of coal*

  • 06/12/17

    • Gameside - RMB topics include cheese, conspiracies, and sedation.

    • 500 by Christmas - Bah humbug!

  • 05/12/17

    • Gameside - RMB topics include the SPSF, the establishment, invironmentalists, and the great invasion of 11 year olds.

    • 500 by Christmas - A lump of coal for those who don't speed it up a bit.

  • 03/12/17

    • Gameside - RMB topics include getting involved, election mania, rules, and tea.

    • Culinary Corner - Some something SPIT Wars in space.

    • 500 by Christmas - Y'all better hurry up on this! 80 Endorsements to go, and only 22 days to get them!

  • 02/12/17

    • Miscellaneous - we didn't find yesterday to be terribly important.

  • 01/12/17

    • Gameside - RMB topics include the cool factor, R/D, the political establishment, and endless political ardvertisements.

    • Miscellaneous - it's the First of December! Let the Holiday Cheer begin!!!

  • 29/11/17

    • Gameside - RMB topics include edible currencies, though only if you're a carnivore, and celestial bodies of lampshades.

  • 28/11/17

    • Gameside - RMB topics include the requirements for joining the CRS, endorsements, shininess, and al sorts of influence related things that don't have to do with coups.

    • Culinary Corner - Places have been destroyed, and will now be used for pizza sauce.

    • 500 by Christmas - the push to get Drugged Monkeys to 500 endorsements by Christmas continues! Check it out here! A vote for your Delegate is a vote in the WA!

  • 27/11/17

    • Gameside - RMB topics include a tad bit of roleplay, welcoming, Slavs, SPIT, and the immient removal of kebab.

    • NSWF - NationStates World Fair, with its lovely acronym, is starting up again this year! Read more here!

    • Culinary Corner - the SPIT Wars take a break to drink to other, environmentally challenged ones.

    • 500 by Christmas - the push to get Drugged Monkeys to 500 endorsements by Christmas continues! Check it out here! Huzzah! Hooray! Cheers!

  • 26/11/17

    • Gameside - RMB topics include the definition of democracy, endocaps, and other such heated debates that show no sign of stopping.

    • Gameplay - The drama of Osiris has turned into a mud slinging delight,
      largely focused on the South Pacific's involvement, which thus far consists of the deeply threatening matter of commentary. Read more here!

    • Culinary Corner - THIS. IS. SPARTA. Well, there's a trade agreement that thinks it is, at least.

    • 500 by Christmas - the push to get Drugged Monkeys to 500 endorsements by Christmas continues! Check it out here! Let's all drink to that!

  • 24/11/17

    • Gameside - RMB topics include the Tempest in a Teacup, #fastbois, and trade wars over SPIT that will likely lead to very-real-war wars.

    • Gameplay - three leading Guardians left Osiris today, citing differences with a faction lead by Cormac and Syberis. Read more on the replacement Lazarus drama here!

    • World Assembly - Ban on Ritual Sacrifice was passed 11,976 votes to 5,035.

    • World Assembly Part Deux - Commend The Macabees was passed 12,966 votes to 2,191.

    • Culinary Corner - rich accusations of corruption have emerged from both sides of the SPIT conflict. Nobody knows anything, other than that the accusers are very very rich.

    • 500 by Christmas - the push to get Drugged Monkeys to 500 endorsements by Christmas continues! Check it out here! This section is staying up until DM is that high! Or drunk. And drugged. And drunk. Don't forget drugged.

  • 23/11/17

    • Gameside - RMB topics include the spammening the second, the full bee movie script, suppressions and races, and the potential RP Court for suing people that definitely doesn't take bribes. Unless they're very high.

    • Culinary Corner - Kentucky Fried Penguin may be making a comeback! Especially with its new marketing!

    • 500 by Christmas - the push to get Drugged Monkeys to 500 endorsements by Christmas continues! Check it out here! This section is staying up until DM get that high! Or drunk. That works too.

  • 23/11/17

    • Gameside - RMB topics include the spammening, linguistic abuse, influence, and the "101 Very Real and Seriously Life Threatening Hazards of Drinking Aumeltopian SPIT".

    • Culinary Corner - Kentucky Fried Penguin is now selling at a very reasonable price - your stomach lining and sanity! It's really quite tasty!

    • 500 by Christmas - the push to get Drugged Monkeys to 500 endorsements by Christmas continues! Check it out here! This section is staying up until DM get that high! And depending on units, 500 could be entertainingly high ;)

    • Obligatory Holiday Cheer - Happy Thanksgiving to all those who celebrate it! Our donors insisted on this one.

  • 22/11/17

    • Gameside - RMB topics include the WA messing with your stats, exclusive bottled SPIT, sex changes, the FCC, and gendered pronouns.

    • 500 by Christmas - the push to get Drugged Monkeys to 500 endorsements by Christmas continues! Check it out here! This section will likely stay up until the goal is achieved.

    • Miscellaneous[b] - SlowNews felt ill yesterday.

  • 20/11/17

    • Gameside - RMB topics include advertising, Kentucky Fried Penguins, and sinker regions.

    • 500 by Christmas - the push to get Drugged Monkeys to 500 endorsements by Christmas continues! Check it out here! This section will likely stay up until the goal is achieved.

  • 19/11/17

    • Gameside - RMB topics include tourism, tourists, buffets, and exiled tourists.

    • 500 by Christmas - the push to get Drugged Monkeys to 500 endorsements by Christmas continues! Check it out here! This section will likely stay up until the goal is achieved.

  • 18/11/17

    • Gameside - RMB topics include enemies, regions, stronk bears, and LAMPSHADES!

    • Lazarus - the age old Lazarus debate has followed in the footsteps of its namesake and returned.

    • 500 by Christmas - the push to get Drugged Monkeys to 500 endorsements by Christmas continues! Check it out here!

    • World Assembly - Repeal "Freedom to Seek Medical Care" was passed 14,161 votes to 3,093.

  • 18/11/17

    • Gameside - RMB topics include growers not showers, business, and the endorsement game.

    • Nuts and Bolts - NS went down for a bit today and thousands of people were left with nothing to do all afternoon.

  • 17/11/17

  • 16/11/17

    • Gameside - RMB topics include Fire-Roasted Barbecue Pork on a SPIT, Steam groups, stats, and different ways of typing the same sentence.

    • World Assembly - Commend Ransium was passed 14,562 votes to 1,698.

  • 14/11/17

    • Gameside - RMB topics include booting, suppressions and likes, druggy puggys, risks, and Norman the Turtle.

    • World Assembly - The General Assembly resolution Freedom to Seek Medical Care was passed 9,643 votes to 7,425, and implemented in all WA member nations.

    • Ministry of Regional Affairs - There's a new festival celebrating Creation Day! No, not Linkthat one!

    • NS News - Happy birthday, NS!

    • Miscellaneous - SlowNews Linktook a detour to Los Angeles for the weekend, and only just found its way home.

  • 09/11/17

    • Gameside - RMB topics include LC elections, meme dog, solar eclipses, and seriousness.

    • World Assembly - Wetland Protection Protocol was passed 14,511 votes to 2,751.

    • Ministry of Regional Affairs - the MoRA has a fancy new index, and unlike the old inquisition's index, none of the articles here are banned!

    • TSP WA - a new push to get Drugged Monkeys up to 500 endorsements before Christmas has begun here. One of the many dispatches on the subject can be found here.

    • NS News - Policy pages are a now a thing! I'd almost forgotten we practiced feudalism...

  • 08/11/17

    • Gameside - RMB topics include LC elections, jokes, The Derpy Democratic Republic Of Herp's birthday, and the friendly subject of killing everyone.

    • LC Elections - First round of LC elections have concluded, with Mostly benevolent tyranny maintaining a seat.

  • 07/11/17

    • Gameside - RMB topics include LC elections, Hey Ho, night, day, issues, and a treaty.

    • World Assembly - Commend Candlewhisper Archive was passed 11,063 votes to 3,983.

  • 06/11/17

    • Gameside - RMB topics include LC elections, defending, endorsements, and being 666th for most devout.

    • Forumside - The Assembly has begun to vote on its next Chair, click Linkhere for more information.

  • 05/11/17

    • Gameside - RMB topics include LC elections, food, the guy who very probably won't destroy the South Pacific however much he wants to, the guy who plans to slap the South Pacific but probably is going to get slapped instead, and the guy who's hungry enough to eat the South Pacific, but lacks a suitably large head. Er...mouth.

    • Local Council - Local Council elections are now open! Vote now!

  • 04/11/17

    • Gameside - RMB topics include LC HYPE, the reasoning behind LC elections, and the very simple question of what is real.

  • 03/11/17

    • Gameside - RMB topics include LC HYPE, LC Debates, LC Questions, and LC Elections.

    • World Assembly - "Marriage Blocker" was defeated 15,176 votes to 2,107.

    • Nuts and Bolts - An number of new proposals from Eluvatar have arisen in the Technical Forum, and are universally hated, so we can expect their addition to the game soon. Read them yourselves add your voices to dissenting majority here, here, and here.

  • 02/11/17

  • 01/11/17

  • 31/10/17

    • Gameside - RMB topics include roleplay, lots of posts, and the glorious wonders of the undead peoples.

    • Z-Day - People are dying. In droves.

    • Miscellaneous - This report has been released from a barren wasteland of zero people whatsoever. Well done, typing cat!

  • 29/10/17

    • Gameside - RMB topics include roleplaying, spam, this guy and this lovely dispatch!

    • Z-Day - Prepare to embrace the zombies, the cold sterile science labs, or whacking zombies with large objects.

  • 28/10/17

    • Gameside - RMB topics include memes and LC advertisements.

    • Miscellaneous - SlowNews was very quick today.

  • 27/10/17

    • Gameside - RMB topics include colors, LC nominations, and suppressions.

    • Miscellaneous - SlowNews was very slow today.

  • 26/10/17

    • Gameside - RMB topics include associated roleplay and zombies, LC HYPE, SPSF recruitment, General grevious impersonations, RON.

    • Forumside - A shiny new Military Code can be found Linkhere, as the Assembly has performed a neat bit of repeal and replace.

    • Local Council Elections - Officially registered candidates can be found here.

    • World Assembly - "Convention on Domestic Partnerships" was defeated 10,684 votes to 5,995.

  • 25/10/17

    • Gameside - RMB topics include zombies and associated roleplay, LC HYPE, and Gungan speech.

    • Chair Elections - Voting has opened forumside to elect TSP's next Chair of the Assembly. Everyone's least favorite candidate, RON, has opened with a stunning lead! More viewable Linkhere.

  • 24/10/17

    • Gameside - RMB topics include ZOMBIES! THEY'RE COMING! AND WE'RE GOING TO JOIN THEM!!!

    • Forumside - Debate continues on how to fix legislator applications. Linkhere.

  • 23/10/17

    • Gameside - RMB topics include festivals, Z-day, discussions as to what art, beauty, SPSF, LC HYPE, and how boobs make everything better.

    • Forumside - SPSF is hosting a photography contest, viewable Linkhere.

    • Chair Elections - Debates continue. Words are being slung, though none of them are particularly ugly.

  • 22/10/17

    • Gameside - RMB topics include festivals, writing events, morse code, recruitment, names, and everyone's favorite new show, Single Spiders Date Night!

    • Forumside - An amendment to the CPA has been proposed Linkhere.

    • World Assembly - Commend Europeia was passed 12,150 votes to 2,642.

  • 21/10/17

    • Gameside - RMB topics include mandatory hype, the 5,700th page, MoRA advertisements, MoMA advertisements, and the Back to the Future Festival!

    • Forumside - The Back to the Future Festival has opened, along with a special Time Capsule from two years ago. Read more Linkhere.

    • World Assembly - Repeal "Marriage Equality" was passed 12,704 votes to 3,219.

  • 20/10/17

    • Gameside - RMB topics include Vale Decem, capitalism, democracy, and things that rhyme type. Or maybe wype. Or pype. Definitely not hype.

    • Chair Elections - Q&A sessions have been opened by each candidate, along with a campaign for everyone's least favorite politician, RON. Read more Linkhere.

    • Assembly - the Assembly has begun debate on how to restructure the duties of the Chair so everyone doesn't love it and want to run for it all the time. Or maybe it was the opposite...read more Linkhere.

  • 19/10/17

  • 18/10/17

    • Gameside - RMB topic include HYPE, Nudest of TSP, weaponization, the Ministry of Regional Affairs, and HYPE.

    • World Assembly - "Commend Europeia" is now at vote, viewable here.

    • Gameside - We have a shiny new embassy with Conch Kingdom.

    • Pollside - A new poll has been enacted to decide the SPSF's new motto, viewable here.

  • 17/10/17

    • Gameside - RMB topic include LC HYPE, nation age, LC HYPE, etiquette, LC HYPE, movies, LC HYPE, Craziest of TSP, and LC HYPE.

    • Elections - Altmoras has been nominated for the role of Chair of the Assembly, viewable Linkhere.

    • World Assembly - "Freedom Of Language Act" was defeated 10,605 votes to 5,553.

    • Gameplay - Greece has been refounded in what some are calling the refound of the decade.

    • SlowNews - We got a new logo, courtesy of Aumeltopia.

  • 16/10/17

    • Gameside - RMB topics include Drama, environment, hurricanes, and moonbows.

    • Elections - Belschaft has joined Farengeto in the race for Chair of the Assembly, viewable Linkhere.

    • Foreign Affairs - Osiris has begun closure of their embassy with us, amid a great deal of the aforementioned drama.

    • Gameplay - The debate over the difference between independentism and Independentism continues to rage. If you like walls of text, check this page out.

  • 15/10/17

    • Gameside - RMB topics include Cabinet Elections, LC HYPE, and whether or not this guy is legal.

    • Elections - Cabinet Elections have finished, with Roavin returnign as PM, Seraph/Erinor reprising his role as MoRA, Tim joining the Cabinet as MoFA, and Escade moving on to MoMA. Full statement is viewable Linkhere.

    • Elections - CoA Elections are underway now, with nominations happening Linkhere

    • Gameplay - Everyone's very happy about our new Cabinet. They just have different ways of expressing it. Check out the brewing bar fight here.


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