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by The Croupier of The Sands Casino. . 319 reads.

The Sands Casino Quarterly Report - 2017 Q3

The casino in The Sands opened for business on 30th June 2017. During the quarter, thirteen games were played. Games typically lasted six days, running from Thursday to Wednesday. The first game was pleasure only - no stakes were payed, and no winnings made. The remaining twelve games had a standard stake size of ten chips, and payed out appropriately to game winners. A full history of our games can be found here. Our current game can be found here.

Footfall

Footfall grew from 13 nations in the first game, to 73 in the last game of the quarter, an increase of 462%. The lowest customer interest was 10 nations, in the fourth game, Blackjack. The highest customer interest was 73, in the thirteenth game, Higher or Lower.

196 unique nations have taken part in our games, making a total of 428 transactions (average of 2.17 transactions per nation). We have a strong core of loyal customers. About 25% of transactions (108) were carried out by our 12 most loyal customers, averaging 9 transactions each. About 50% of transactions (216) were carried out by our 36 most loyal customers, averaging 6 transactions each.

Accounts

Turnover was 4,150 chips. Of these stakes, we retained 2,400, and paid out 2,110 in prizes. This gave us a profit of 290 chips, or 7% of turnover.

We have consistently made losses (-590) so far from Hold'em, though the game is designed to break even.
We have made profits from Blackjack (100), Slots (180), Roulette (220), and Higher or Lower (380).

The following details the balances owned / owed by our customers:

Nation (Alphabetical Order)

Balance (Chips)

Abhichandra

-20

Adventure falls

10

Aerilia

8

Aethelia

90

Al zawahiri

-10

Alchemic islands

10

Aldion

0

Alusi

-20

Amazol

20

Anarcha feminist gynarchy

-2

Angou

-10

Aptolia

10

Archist

-10

Arudis

10

Australian rePublic

0

Azuk

-10

Badass hitman han solo

-10

Barbaziun

10

Bavarado

18

Bellerophon

0

Big Bad Badger

-2

Bruthenia

-10

Burkdale

10

C a p i t a l i s t s

-10

Caltof

8

Candy and Chocolate

10

Cheezestan

-18

Chimordgia

0

Chricoma

10

Chzek

8

Cir-aries demilitarized zone

-2

Corumm

-10

Crushing Our Enemies

-2

Cuban heeled rebel girls

30

Cyreneland

0

Delivery boy

-10

Derthalen

10

DFTBA-Land

-30

Dogecoindiggers

-10

Drangleic reborn

-10

Drodinger

-10

Drunkndisorderly

0

Dua New

-10

Eastern exon

-20

Endogenos

10

Enlightened sempiternity

-10

Eteint

10

Eublepharis

10

Fabulously fabulous

10

Fascist State of Nuovoiork

-30

Fauxia

12

Flowrisa

-10

Flying carport

-10

Flying chat monkeys

-10

Fresh prince of bel-air

-50

Fsh land

8

Gagium

-10

Gahstonia

-10

Galster

-10

Gart priess

10

Gem-homeworld

-10

Genivia

-10

Geodesicdragon

-10

Gerdon Laughis

-10

Goons moons

10

Goseaux

0

Great ashlend

10

Haarmony

-8

Hamfit

-10

Heejun

-10

Helvianir ii

-10

Hochreich

0

Indo-Malaysia

-10

Infernia

-10

It was me

0

Jacobwqi

-10

Jenteburg

8

Jubilee

-10

Ka Na

20

Kanomina-garojo

22

Keltursia

-10

Kermitus primarius schoolus

10

Khanetstan

10

Kirav

100

Krbyistan

30

Lake of fur

8

Land of cream puffs

38

Landform

-20

Las vegas casino

-10

Lesser mer provinces

-10

Lhistonia

-10

Liberalus evilus

-10

Lil sandy

18

Liliarchy

-10

Loudows swasterligam

10

Lovable putin

-10

Luanmi

-10

Manaime

-2

Manoresca

-10

Marjano

20

Mcdonald federation

0

Me puppet

-10

Minor North West Ko

8

Molvaniia

0

Moristia

-20

Most eternal angvaria

18

Mutesetsa

-20

Mylechreoland

-10

Neoliberal ecofashionists

10

Neutrality Foundation

-10

New Legland

10

New north cascades

-10

Nirotonia

-10

Nordhpadhan

10

North canovia

-10

North Saitama

10

Noyesno

-10

Oppressive pugs

-20

ORCHILA

-10

Orioni 2

-20

Outward view

8

Pakistanistanistan

0

Panjal

98

Pavilion tent

-10

Paxiosolange

0

Pigeon phorge

-10

Pike county

-10

Please understand

-38

Pokemanland

-10

Pollyrion the biscuit-bringer

8

Poloniex

-20

Polvamaa

22

Portugal Is Great

8

Prauria

-10

Puoy

-10

Putin on trump

10

Qeyt

-40

Qonon

0

Qonon gambler

-10

Questioner

-10

QuietDad of TSP

10

Ragnaria

-10

Rahul Raghuraman

-10

Ramen and noodles

8

Redwood-gabriel

-30

Rol geo dia

-80

Rophilus

10

Roques

-10

Rude Admins

10

Shwe Tu Colony

-10

Slattsenw

-10

Small United States

10

Solomons Land

8

South thij empire

-10

Swing Girls

-30

Taralania

-10

Techganet

-10

The 1337 CR3W

8

The Cavian State

0

The Chairman of The Board

-60

The Cotton Club

10

The eurofuhrer

-10

The gaulish resistance

-10

The Grand Puffle Republic

-32

The Greater Nordics

8

The greatest bestest nation

-10

The hatz

-10

The Holy Empire of Amxbx

10

The Holy Kingdom of Danmark

12

The irish bartender

10

The Islands of Versilia

-10

The l77vvv

8

The lazy otaku

10

The libertarian knighthood

-10

The Mar-a-Lago Club

-20

The new ice age

-10

The standells

-10

The United Artherian Federation

-10

The United County

18

The Universe World

-32

Tinhampton

20

Tothle

-10

Tribes of israel

8

Tulov

-10

Ur-Noxia

40

Vacatio libertas

-10

Vault 391

-20

Vespa 98

20

Volitopia

-2

Von hasburg austria

0

Whitcomb Kingdom

80

Wobbegong

-2

Wopiana

0

Young man town

-10

Zajtahnian soldiers

-2

Zevsterland

0

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