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by The ထာဝရပျော်ရွှင် ကြောင်ကမ္ဘာ of Valentine Z. . 212 reads.

National Icons - The National Flag, Animal (Cat), the Official Motto for International Usage, and the Cuisine for those with distinctive tastes.

OOC - Custom Field Guide

အလွန်အံ့သြစရာ ကြောင်ကမ္ဘာ - Extremely Amazing Cat World (Feline World)
ကြောင် - Cat
အောက်ပိုင်း ရန်ကုန် - Aoutpine Yangon / Lower Yangon
ထေရဝါဒ ဗုဒ္ဓဘာသာ - Theravada Buddhism

National Flag - နိုင်ငံရဲ့ အလံ။

The green background represents the ever-present nature in our country, as well as the pristine environment that we have maintained painstakingly throughout the years. We have vowed to protect and favor the environment even if it means to slow down or reduce our economy output. We are proud to have an economy that relies on book publishing (made from sustainable trees, though most of them are now E-books) and Information Technology, with the old technology (such as phones and computers) having a 99,9987 % recycle rate.

The prize wreath represents our pacifism and willingness to use diplomacy as much as possible. We only have an army as a form of self-defense instead of invading countries left, right and center.

The heart in the middle represents our love, compassion, and friendliness for one another, with the pink colors strengthening this love to every single person in Valentine Z, regardless of race, language, gender, religion. Our goal is to ensure that each and everyone is treated fairly, and not to leave the weakest links and persons behind in their times of needs. A welfare state that takes care of its people. Inclusiveness also means that we are not exactly Politically Correct, but rather, it is simply a means to protect each other from discrimination.

Assets used:
- Mainly PowerPoint for the background color and the heart.
- This Linkwebsite for the wreath, and Photoshop for color manipulation.

Current Flag: Minimalist Tracer. Credit:
Some inspiration from Cupcake Tracer.

National Pet - နိုင်ငံရဲ့ တိရိစ္ဆာန်။

Item #: SCP-31-J

Object Class: Keter


Special Containment Procedures: SCP-31-J is to be kept in a Pizza-lined containment chamber located in Area 69, where it is to be guarded at all times by no less than 10 Admirals armed with tissue.

In the event that SCP-31-J ever begins licking its fur, Foresittend Marcus is to mock SCP-31-J until it ceases its behavior. In the event of a containment breach, Mobile Task Force Omega-7 (''Red vs. Blue'') is to be dispatched to SCP-31-J's last known location.


Description: SCP-31-J is a cheerful kitten. Like most members of its species, it is able to extinguish fires, and regularly eats twice its own weight in Pizza each day.

SCP-31-J's unusual properties manifest whenever it comes in contact with cakes, which causes it to turn into flower. Whenever this happens, all eyes within a 20 kilometer radius will begin to taunt uncontrollably, usually leading to civilian casualties.

In addition, many researchers feel it has an uncanny resemblance to Secretary Jamie. Whether or not this is at all related to SCP-31-J's anomalous properties is unknown at this time.


Recovery Log: SCP-31-J was first located in Vostrov where the Celtrics were using it in order to make everyone short. Thankfully, Mobile Task Force Omega-7 (''Red vs. Blue'') was able to recover the object with only 5000^(1000^8000) civilian casualties.


Addendum: Test Log 31-1

Dr. Samantha: Ello? Ello? Is zhis thing on? Ach, good. Zhis is Docktorr Samantha, and I am about to test SCP-31's reaction to Android. Are you ready to proceed, Docktorr Haydn?

Dr. Haydn: Yes sir, ready to begin test.

Dr. Samantha: Excellent! I am now introducing the Android to 31... hmm, zhe subject seems to have already figured out zhe test material.

Dr. Haydn: Making a note; 'subject shows high capacity for learning'.

Dr. Samantha: Now zhe subject is lookink right at me, almost as if it... MEIN GOTT! MEIN hand! IT'S GOT MEIN hand! OH ZHE AGONY! ZHE AGONEEEEEEEEEEEEY!


In light of incident 31-J-1, testing has been suspended indefinitely. - O5-█

OOC: Idea came from this Linkmake your own SCP template.

National Motto - နိုင်ငံရဲ့ ဆောင်ပုဒ်။
Current: Love, Care, Understanding, and Kittens, for Progress!

Ex-Motto, again: Pacifism. Compassion. Friendship.

In Burmese: သနားကရုဏာစိတ်နှင့်နားလည်မှုပေါ်ဆောက်ထားတဲ့တိုင်းပြည်။
English: A nation built on Compassion and Understanding.

Another Ex-motto
Valkyrie Sprak: Amour. Cuidado. Rikai. En o mare cantitate de Kotyata !
Nederlands: Liefde. Zorg. Begrip. En heel veel kittens !
English: Love. Care. Understanding. And lots of kittens !

National Food - နိုင်ငံရဲ့ အစားအသောက်။
- The Four Cheese, found in nearly all of the restaurant chains in Valentine Z (basically, the entire world).