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by The Self-Administrative City of Tinhampton. . 429 reads.

Tinhampton's Many Fabled (ok, not exactly fabled) Global Achievements

Tinhampton in the World Assembly
Tinhampton has represented a region in the World Assembly eight times before. OK, she represented the same warzone twice, but whatever:

...

the Region in Question

Date Acceded

Date Seceded

Least Endos

Most Endos

(Free) Warzone Africa

6th October 2018

7th October 2018 [12 hours]

2

<<<

Exion

22nd August 2018

29th August 2018 [7 days]

No more than 1 at any time

<<<

Northern Greenland

1st August 2018

22nd August 2018 [22 days]

No more than 1 at any time

<<<

Warzone Asia
(the Confederation thereof)

5th May 2018 (first spell)
25th September 2018, major (second spell)

8th May 2018 [3 days] (first spell)
25th September 2018, minor [12 hours] (second spell)

No more than 1 at any time (first spell)
2 (second spell)

<<<

Venelvis

28th April 2018

30rd April 2018 [2 days]

No more than 1 at any time

<<<

Union of Liberal Nations

8th February 2018

23rd April 2018 [73 days]

1 [various dates]

8 [15th March 2017]

Federation of Fictitious States

30th November 2016

23th April 2017 [144 days]

9 [various dates]

22 [7th March 2017]

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Tinhampton has written four proposals that have come to vote in the Security Council, of which TWO are now resolutions. This list is arranged firstly as to whether the proposal passed, failed, or (God forbid) was discarded, and then in chronological order:

GA/SC

Proposal Name

Resolution #

Passed/Failed?

For

Against

Dates At Vote

SC

Commend Alasdair I Frosticus
aka The Holy Empire

SC#251

PASSED

17,331 (91.49%)

1,613 (8.51%)

16th-20th April 2018

SC

Repeal "Liberate Femdom Empire" (SC#248)

SC#250

PASSED

16,777 (87.16%)

2,471 (12.84%)

12th-16th April 2018

~~~~~

SC

Liberate The Conservative Christians
opposed by myself after a pact on 20th May 2018

N/A

FAILED

7,177 (40.56%)

10,516 (59.44%)

19th-23rd May 2018

SC

Commend The North Pacific
uncredited help from Unibot III

N/A

FAILED

6,564 (42.03%)

9,055 (57.97%)

16th-20th March 2017


Tinhampton at the WorldVision Song Contest
To date, Tinhampton has competed at the WorldVision Song Contest once, failing to win the trophy at all (a record which, admittedly, puts them on par with such WorldVision legends as Mercedini and Mister X). Here is Tinhampton's (abysmal/awe-inspiring) record at WorldVision to date:

WV no.

Singer

Song Title

Rank

Points

Highest Tinhampton chart placement

55

Ian O'Neill

Desire Your Freedoms
(Do What You Want)

21st (of 21)

30

1st (2 weeks)


Tinhampton's World Football Record
Tinhampton, to put it shortly, are no longer bad at World Football (as of last time), in light of recent events at the Royal Equestria Stadium. Our total records, in order from newest to oldest (draws include penalty shootouts; points only apply to groups) LinkWARNING - may contain traces of obscure cricket reference:

Tournament

Played

Wins

Draws

Losses

GD

Points

Position

Final Finish

TOTAL
2017-18

113

61

18

34

+44

200

KPB ranking:
37th (out of 300 or so)
19.84 points

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Cup of Harmony 73
October 2018

7

6

1

0

+9

19

1st (of 4)

CHAMPIONS
vs. Juvencus
won 2-1 in normal time?!?

World Cup 81 qualifiers
September 2018

18

13

1

4

+18

40

3rd (of 10)
at least we weren't out on H2H this time

Did not qualify

World Cup 80 qualifiers
April to May 2018

18

6

4

8

0

22

5th (of 10)

Did not qualify
WE'RE RUBBISH! for now, at least

Independents Cup 4
February 2018

5

2

1

2

-1

7

3rd (of 4)
one of best two 3rd-placed teams

Out in quarterfinals
vs Free Republics (other 3rd-placed team)
lost 1-0 in normal time
...for once, that is

World Cup 79 qualifiers
November to
December 2017

18

10

1

7

+8

31

4th (of 10)
only seven points and a few excellent sides away from CREDRAWK...

Did not qualify
...again! The TFA is mostly in shock over a performance so poor that not even the tiebreaker can explain it away - Operation Crossbar is now in effect.

Independents Cup 3
August 2017

4

3

1

0

+3

10

1st (of 4)

Out in octofinals
vs Aggrey-fynn land
0-0 aet (lost 3-1 on penalties)
Any takers for what scoreline our next PSO's going to be?

Cup of Harmony 69
July 2017

3

1

0

2

-1

3

3rd (of 4)

Out in group stages
always on the wrong end of the tiebreaker...

World Cup 78 qualifiers
June 2017

16

9

5

2

+6

32

3rd (out of 9)

Did not qualify
Quintessentially Tinhamptonian tiebreaker misfortune

Independents Cup 2
April 2017

4

2

1

1

0

6

2nd (of 4)

Out in octofinals
vs. Kitsunia-deesse
0-0 aet (lost 3-1 on penalties)

Cup of Harmony 69
March 2017

3

1

0

2

-2

3

4th (of 4)

Out in group stages
Got the short end of the stick in regards to three-way head-to-head

World Cup 77 qualifiers
February 2017

18

9

3

6

+3

30

4th (of 10)

Did not qualify

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