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by The Self-Administrative City of Tinhampton. . 170 reads.

Tinhampton's Many Fabled (ok, not exactly fabled) Global Achievements

Tinhampton in the World Assembly
Tinhampton has only written a single proposal that has ever come to vote so far, failing by 58-42 (big, but not too shabby compared to others):

GA/SC

Proposal Name

Resolution #

Passed or Failed?

For

Against

Dates At Vote

SC

Commend The North Pacific
uncredited help from Unibot III

N/A

FAILED

6,564 (42.03%)

9,055 (57.97%)

16th-20th March 2017


Tinhampton at the WorldVision Song Contest
To date, Tinhampton have competed at the WorldVision Song Contest once, failing to win the trophy at all (a record which, admittedly, puts them on par with such WorldVision legends as Mercedini and Mister X). Here is Tinhampton's (abysmal/awe-inspiring) record at WorldVision to date:

WV no.

Singer

Song Title

Rank

Points

Highest Tinhampton chart placement

55

Ian O'Neill

Desire Your Freedoms
(Do What You Want)

21st (of 21)

30

1st (2 weeks)


Tinhampton's World Football Record
Tinhampton, to put it shortly, are pretty bad at World Football. Our sole saving grace? Our unranked Sunday-league-standard team somehow holding out against 20th-ranked Damukuni in our first WCQs. Our total records, in order from newest to oldest (draws include penalty shootouts; points only apply to groups):

Tournament

Played

Wins

Draws

Losses

GD

Points

Position

Final Finish

TOTAL
2017

41

21

9

11

+7

71

KPB ranking:
48th (of 263)
12.94 points

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Cup of Harmony 69
March 2017

3

1

0

2

-1

3

3rd (of 4)

Out in group stages
always on the wrong end of the tiebreaker...

World Cup 78 qualifiers
February 2017

16

9

5

2

+6

32

3rd (out of 9)

Did not qualify
Quintessentially Tinhamptonian
tiebreaker misfortune

Independents Cup 2
April 2017

4

2

1

1

0

6

2nd (of 4)

Out in octofinals
vs. Kitsunia-deesse
0-0 aet (lost 3-1 on penalties)

Cup of Harmony 69
March 2017

3

1

0

2

-2

3

4th (of 4)

Out in group stages
Got the short end of the stick
in regards to three-way head-to-head

World Cup 77 qualifiers
February 2017

18

9

3

6

+3

30

4th (of 10)

Did not qualify

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