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by The Self-Administrative City of Tinhampton. . 1,004 reads.

Tinhampton's Many Fabled (ok, not exactly fabled) Global Achievements

Tinhampton in the World Assembly
Tinhampton has represented a region in the World Assembly twelve times before, and is now on her thirteenth - and very likely last - tour of duty and good will to all Kantians who need it. OK, she represented the same warzone twice, but whatever:

REGIONAL FLAG

the Region in Question

Date Acceded

Date Seceded

Least Endos

Most Endos

Sophia
(the successor region to Auctor)

3rd April 2021, minor

to date [596 days]

5 [3rd April 2021]

48 [various dates in January 2022]

honourable mention: 17 [4th April 2021]

Auctor

9th July 2020

3rd April 2021, major [268 days]

2 [2nd-10th December 2020]

18 [21st July-7th August 2020]

The Pacific Group

5th April 2020

6th April 2020 [1 day]

1 [before TBH ousted me]

2 [at first]

Thorossia

5th February 2020

1st April 2020 [55 days]

1 [various dates]

4 [various dates]


The New Pacific

(top flag flown
until 21-Oct-2019;
bottom afterwards)

10th August 2019

22nd October 2019 [73 days]

1 [10th August 2019]

3 [various dates]

(Free) Warzone Africa

6th October 2018

7th October 2018 [12 hours]

2

<<<

Exion

22nd August 2018

29th August 2018 [7 days]

No more than 1 at any time

<<<

Northern Greenland

1st August 2018

22nd August 2018 [22 days]

No more than 1 at any time

<<<

Warzone Asia
(the Confederation thereof)

5th May 2018 (first spell)
25th September 2018, major (second spell)

8th May 2018 [3 days] (first spell)
25th September 2018, minor [12 hours] (second spell)

No more than 1 at any time (first spell)
2 (second spell)

<<<

Venelvis

28th April 2018

30rd April 2018 [2 days]

No more than 1 at any time

<<<

Union of Liberal Nations

8th February 2018

23rd April 2018 [73 days]

1 [various dates]

8 [15th March 2018]

Federation of Fictitious States

30th November 2016

23th April 2017 [144 days]

9 [various dates]

22 [7th March 2017]

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Although not strictly WA-related, Tinhampton co-authored One in the Arm for @@LEADER@@? (Issue #1115) with Turbeaux... and now has the T R I F E C T A badge for it as of 27th February 2021.

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Tinhampton has written seventeen proposals that have come to vote in the Security Council; ten of these have been defeated, SEVEN are now resolutions, and none have been repealed. This is addition to twenty proposals that have come to vote in the General Assembly; twelve have been defeated, SIX are now resolutions and TWO have been repealed. This list is arranged firstly as to whether the proposal passed, failed, or was discarded, and then in reverse chronological order:

GA/SC

Proposal Name

Resolution #

Passed/
Failed?

For

Against

Dates At Vote

SC

Repeal "Liberate A Liberal Haven" (SC#380)

SC#385

PASSED

14,498 (94.71%)
A NEW WORLD RECORD!

809 (5.29%)

8th-12th February 2022

SC

Commend Sacara mk2
co-authored with Thousand Branches

SC#382

PASSED

11,960 (86.64%)

1,845 (13.36%)

20th-24th January 2022

GA

LEO Force Restrictions
co-authored with Greater Cesnica and Sanctaria
>>> REPEALED BY GA#608

GA#590

PASSED

11,403 (75.85%)

3,631 (24.15%)

7th-11th January 2022

GA

Repeal "Clean Prostitute Act" (GA#179)

GA#589

PASSED

13,207 (89.33%)

1,577 (10.67%)

26th-30th December 2021

SC

Commend Cassadaigua

SC#375

PASSED

11,112 (80.67%)

2,663 (19.33%)

29th October-2nd November 2021

SC

Commend Nephara

SC#374

PASSED

12,003 (89.10%)

1,469 (10.90%)

25th-29th October 2021

GA

Transgender Self-Determination

GA#578

PASSED

11,124 (77.64%)

3,203 (22.36%)

1st-5th October 2021
it's been five years, huh?

GA

Repeal "On Multilateral Trade Talks" (GA#221)

GA#567

PASSED

9,375 (74.38%)

3,229 (25.62%)

2nd-6th August 2021

GA

Repeal "Ban on Conversion Therapy" (GA#437)

GA#562

PASSED

10,916 (85.30%)

1,881 (14.70%)

5th-9th July 2021

GA

End Conversion Therapy

GA#559

PASSED

10,097 (75.54%)

3,270 (24.46%)

23rd-27th June 2021

GA

Repeal "Voting Equality for Freed Inmates" (GA#419)

GA#549

PASSED

8,884 (61.33%)

5,602 (38.67%)

10th-14th April 2021

GA

Disease Naming Compact
>>> REPEALED BY GA#485

GA#484

PASSED

8,493 (54.11%)

7,204 (45.89%)

13th-17th March 2020

SC

Repeal "Liberate The East Pacific" (SC#247)

SC#267

PASSED

15,081 (89.51%)

1,767 (10.49%)

27th November-1st December 2018

SC

Commend Alasdair I Frosticus
aka The Holy Empire

SC#251

PASSED

17,331 (91.49%)

1,613 (8.51%)

16th-20th April 2018

SC

Repeal "Liberate Femdom Empire" (SC#248)

SC#250

PASSED

16,777 (87.16%)

2,471 (12.84%)

12th-16th April 2018

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GA

Right to Self-Defence

N/A

FAILED

6,708 (44.68%)

8,303 (54.32%)

8th-12th September 2022

SC

Condemn Northern Borland mk2

N/A

FAILED

6,072 (44.83%)

7,472 (55.17%)

29th July-2nd August 2022

SC

Declaration on China

N/A

FAILED

2,733 (17.52%)

12,868 (82.48%)

16th-20th January 2022

SC

Commend Sacara mk1

N/A

FAILED

5,346 (36.90%)

9,142 (63.10%)

11th-15th December 2021

GA

Self-Defence Education Compact

N/A

FAILED

4,878 (32.32%)

10,216 (67.68%)

9th-13th December 2021

GA

Peace and Sustainable Development
co-authored with Morover and Honeydewistania

N/A

FAILED

5,068 (32.52%)

10,517 (67.48%)

5rd-9th December 2021

GA

Recreational Drugs Compact

N/A

FAILED

1,936 (12.96%)

13,004 (87.04%)

19th-23rd September 2021

SC

Repeal "Liberate Nazi Europa" (SC#246)

N/A

FAILED

5,275 (35.91%)

10,421 (64.09%)

14th-18th September 2021

GA

World Assembly Peace Prize

N/A

FAILED

5,748 (46.05%)

6,733 (53.95%)

10th-14th August 2021

GA

Fairness in Elections
co-authored with CoraSpia

N/A

FAILED

4,241 (30.25%)

9,777 (69.75%)

5th-9th June 2021

GA

Corporal Punishment Ban

N/A

FAILED

6,038 (42.37%)

8,212 (57.62%)

1st-5th June 2021

GA

Freedom of dress

N/A

FAILED

4,026 (28.59%)

10,056 (71.41%)

12th-16th May 2021

GA

Protecting Convicted Voters
co-authored with CoraSpia

N/A

FAILED

5,992 (41.94%)

8,295 (58.06%)

8th-12th May 2021

GA

Protecting Sapient Life
co-authored with Gorundu

N/A

FAILED

6,643 (45.39%)

7,992 (54.61%)

28th January-1st February 2021

SC

Condemn Northern Borland mk1

N/A

FAILED

3,217 (23.59%)

10,421 (76.41%)

21st-25th October 2020

GA

Pedagogical Freedom

N/A

FAILED

1,685 (10.83%)

13,879 (89.17%)

20th-24th September 2020

GA

Repeal "Supporting and Valuing the Humanities" (GA#495)
co-authored with Imperium Anglorum

N/A

FAILED

4,649 (33.99%)

9,029 (66.01%)

12th-16th September 2020

SC

Repeal "Condemn Vandoosa" (SC#188)

N/A

FAILED

4,006 (25.16%)

11,918 (74.84%)

19th-23th June 2020

GA

Repeal "Preventing the Execution of Innocents" (GA#443)

N/A

FAILED

2,808 (18.08%)

12,719 (81.92%)

3rd-7th February 2020

SC

Repeal "Condemn The Black Hawks" (SC#52)

N/A

FAILED

2,206 (17.71%)

10,247 (82.29%)

27th-31st October 2019

SC

Commend The North Pacific mk2

N/A

FAILED

6,315 (44.73%)

7,802 (55.27%)

26th February-2nd March 2019

SC

Liberate The Coalition Of Fascist Nations

N/A

FAILED

4,009 (27.69%)

10,516 (72.31%)

19th-23rd November 2018

SC

Liberate The Conservative Christians
opposed by myself after a pact on 20th May 2018

N/A

FAILED

7,717 (42.32%)
the figure in my OP is wrong

10,516 (57.68%)

19th-23rd May 2018

SC

Commend The North Pacific mk1

N/A

FAILED

6,564 (42.03%)

9,055 (57.97%)

16th-20th March 2017

GA/SC

Proposal Name

Resolution #

Passed/
Failed?

For

Against

Dates At Vote

SC

Commend Valentine Z
by Magecastle Embassy Building A5
also co-authored with Morover

SC#415

PASSED

14,633 (92.91%)

1,116 (7.09%)

27th-31st August 2022

GA

Health and Safety Act mk2
by Alistia

GA#607

PASSED

8,138 (50.73%)

7,904 (49.27%)

22nd-26th April 2022

GA

Addressing Domestic Abuse
by Barfleur

GA#597

PASSED

13,012 (83.26%)

2,616 (16.74%)

12th-16th February 2022

GA

Access to Effective Medications
by Xanthorrhoea

GA#582

PASSED

8,639 (54.90%)

7,096 (45.10%)

27th-31st October 2021

SC

Commend HumanSanity
by Moonfungus

SC#356

PASSED

12,764 (87.11%)

1,888 (12.89%)

30th May-3rd June 2021

GA

Supporting People with Disabilities
by Free Las Pinas

GA#540

PASSED

13,400 (82.81%)

2,781 (17.19%)

21st-25th February 2021

GA

Repeal "International Criminal Protocol"
by Greater Cesnica
also co-authored with Pope saint peter the apostle

GA#533

PASSED

9,879 (76.04%)

3,112 (23.96%)

15th-19th January 2021

GA

Rights of the employed
by The greater soviet north america
>>> REPEALED BY GA#529

GA#491

PASSED

11,828 (53.86%)

10,133 (46.14%)

3rd-7th June 2020

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GA

The Children Act
by Telgan Alpha

N/A

FAILED

1,930 (13.37%)

12,502 (86.63%)

30th December 2021-3rd January 2022

GA

The Environmental Protections act
by The empire of prussian peoples

N/A

FAILED

3,479 (22.17%)

12,216 (77.83%)

27th November-1st December 2021

GA

Health and Safety Act mk1
by Alistia

N/A

FAILED

5,119 (35.42%)

9,334 (64.58%)

27th September-1st October 2021

GA

Interference-Causing Equipment Standards Act
by Greater Cesnica

N/A

FAILED

3,511 (24.11%)

11,052 (75.89%)

17th-21st March 2020


Tinhampton at the WorldVision Song Contest
To date, Tinhampton has competed at the WorldVision Song Contest once, failing to win the trophy at all (a record which, admittedly, puts them on par with such WorldVision legends as Mercedini and Mister X). Here is Tinhampton's (abysmal/awe-inspiring) record at WorldVision to date:

WV no.

Singer

Song Title

Rank

Points

Highest Tinhampton chart placement

55

Ian O'Neill

Desire Your Freedoms
(Do What You Want)

21st (of 21)

30

1st (2 weeks)


Tinhampton's World Football Record
Tinhampton, to put it shortly, are no longer bad at World Football (as of last time), in light of recent events at the Royal Equestria Stadium. Our total records, in order from newest to oldest (draws include penalty shootouts; points only apply to groups) LinkWARNING - may contain traces of obscure cricket reference:

Tournament

Played

Wins

Draws

Losses

GD

Points

Position

Final Finish

TOTAL
2017-18

113

61

18

34

+44

200

KPB ranking: Peaked at 34th.
Now unranked after the TFA collapsed.
See also: Saint Eleanor.

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Cup of Harmony 73
October 2018

7

6

1

0

+9

19

1st (of 4)

CHAMPIONS
vs. Juvencus
won 2-1 in normal time?!?

World Cup 81 qualifiers
September 2018

18

13

1

4

+18

40

3rd (of 10)
at least we weren't out on H2H this time

Did not qualify

World Cup 80 qualifiers
April to May 2018

18

6

4

8

0

22

5th (of 10)

Did not qualify
WE'RE RUBBISH! for now, at least

Independents Cup 4
February 2018

5

2

1

2

-1

7

3rd (of 4)
one of best two 3rd-placed teams

Out in quarterfinals
vs Free republics (other 3rd-placed team)
lost 1-0 in normal time
...for once, that is

World Cup 79 qualifiers
November to
December 2017

18

10

1

7

+8

31

4th (of 10)
only seven points and a few excellent sides away from CREDRAWK...

Did not qualify
...again! The TFA is mostly in shock over a performance so poor that
not even the tiebreaker can explain it away - Operation Crossbar is now in effect.

Independents Cup 3
August 2017

4

3

1

0

+3

10

1st (of 4)

Out in octofinals
vs Aggrey-fynn land
0-0 aet (lost 3-1 on penalties)
Any takers for what scoreline our next PSO's going to be?

Cup of Harmony 69
July 2017

3

1

0

2

-1

3

3rd (of 4)

Out in group stages
always on the wrong end of the tiebreaker...

World Cup 78 qualifiers
June 2017

16

9

5

2

+6

32

3rd (out of 9)

Did not qualify
Quintessentially Tinhamptonian tiebreaker misfortune

Independents Cup 2
April 2017

4

2

1

1

0

6

2nd (of 4)

Out in octofinals
vs. Kitsunia-deesse
0-0 aet (lost 3-1 on penalties)

Cup of Harmony 69
March 2017

3

1

0

2

-2

3

4th (of 4)

Out in group stages
Got the short end of the stick in regards to three-way head-to-head

World Cup 77 qualifiers
February 2017

18

9

3

6

+3

30

4th (of 10)

Did not qualify

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