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Halloween Idea? (Ooo do tell!)

Huh! Surprising what ideas can come about when ones listening to music and thinking about their imaginary Skymoot dragons! Never know what the brain might think of. Keep the song in mind with the dragons and the leaders. Put on your weather-proof hat, have a pace, and you just might find you've made a Halloween of horrors that hallows all honors of anonymous atrocities and abominations! ... what? Too much future me? Yeah... I'll work on that. (Considering this is the 2nd time I had to write this. "You're the fool" am I right?)

ANYWAY! Spin this track future me, and think about everything said, assuming you remember. I hope you do. It'd make for one heck of a Halloween!

https://youtu.be/ZstsPUKT5CI

... "Sensations, of an invasion, start to course right through your veins." + "I am alive, immortalized! You're the creator, you traitor!" + Dragons and humans (oh my!) - plagiarism (seriously, don't copy the song or the ideas of its game. Not cool future me. Not cool.)

Good luck future me!

----signed,
Past me, as of April 13th, 2017 (at 12:09am)... who has the unfortunate fate of not having the time to plan this idea out further.

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April 21st, 2017

Issue came in today: X Marks the Cult?

Issue: A plot of land, which is simultaneously where the founder of the Order of Violet was allegedly born, where the Tranquility of Yellow claims the Goddess will descend, and where the Cult of Pizza plans to build its temple called The Pizza Church of Pepperoni, has been claimed by all three religions. The three religions’ leaders have cornered you after another ribbon cutting ceremony and have demanded that you settle their conflict.

----> Choice 1: “The Dead Ocean Scrolls clearly state that us Violetists are the real owners of this land!” declares the Grand Purplmistress of Violetism as she makes threatening gestures towards you and the other leaders. “We deserve to be able to practice our hum, err, animal sacrifices, so why can’t we go along, take the land, and do it there? No one else is as cra- I mean, unique as we are. The only thing we ask are only a few million Credits to build our temple, and everything else will be taken care of.”

Choice 2: “Those scrolls are nothing but mistranslated hogwash! All of this area belongs to us!” asserts Her Jaundiceness, the eccentric and indecisive leader of the Tranquility of Yellow. “Those idiotic Violetists and believers in a major religion only care about the majority of people in Skymoot. What about the minority, the ones that believe invisible dragons fly around, and that everyone should pay for, uh, make a personal sacrifice to the great Advertising Billboard? We would freely allow all of them to come in and listen to our completely objective teachings. Now as for the majority... they’ll just be banned from coming. What, you thought we would KILL them? We’re not that crazy...”

Result (choice 1:) --- Livestock mutilations are on the rise.

(Since one religion was picked over another in this case, maybe the 2nd religion wants revenge?)

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May 19th, 2017 - Issue came in. And one of the choice said this. I think we got our villain!

“Ach, good to see you haff made it here in one piece,” says evil doctor Sandra Clark as you wake up strapped to a chair in a secret lab. “As you can see from my brilliant experiments, science has now solved zer problems of zer vorld und ve need nothink else! I propose zat ve do AVAY vith zer teachink of silly thinks like religion und concentrate on zer FACTS! For a start, ve must teach our children where ve came from. Ve shouldn’t be teaching anythink that hasn’t been scientifically proven - er - accounted for, I mean. Igor, release our guest - I haff a monkey to prezent...”

Skymoot

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