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by The Letterman Commie Paradise of Menta Lee-IL. . 4,940 reads.

RULES OF THIS INFINITELY GLORIOUS REGION

THE DICTATOR'S GUIDE TO PSYCHOTIC DICTATORSHIPS

OOC RULES

Any violations of the following will result in posts being suppressed, and for repeat offenders (or for particularly egregious violations), immediate ejection and ban:

1). NO excessively graphic discussions of torture or mockery of real groups/peoples; this is a game, this is satire, please bear this in mind. Subjects that are off limits for torture/ridicule etc. include: cannibalism, hurting children, people with special needs, religious groups, LGBT persons or other real life groups of people, and pregnant women. Yes, we are vile and malevolent in character, but we are NOT sadists. Just keep things vague and say "slaves" or "citizens." As well, nations whose names violate any of the above will not be welcome.

2). Some "real life" rules:
a.) NO glorification of REAL LIFE dictators (Hitler, Stalin, Mao, etc.);
b). NO glorification of REAL LIFE atrocities, e.g. the Holocaust;
c). NO mocking of real life tragedies or events where people have been hurt or affected negatively.
d). NO off site chat sites pertaining to the region (e.g. Discord) are permitted. Keep the conversation on the regional message board.

3). NO Moderation bashing. Should they take any action(s) within the region, they are acting in an official capacity, and are NOT to be mistaken as "characters."

4). Do NOT call "Dearest Leader" God, or a god; he may act like he is as such, but do not use this label.

5). Some "character" rules:
a). Do NOT claim to speak for "Dearest Leader" (or any of your other fellow dictators) in ANY way. e.g. "Dearest Leader shall do X," or "Dearest Leader thinks Y!" Let users speak for themselves.
b). Do NOT use any dictator in any story line or post etc. without their consent. e.g. "I am Dearest Leader's cousin and he attended my country's Olympics!" No, you're not, and no, I did not. You don't have my permission to use my character without my consent, and that goes for every user's character in the region.

IC RULES

LEARN THESE RULES AND YOU TOO MAY DISCOVER THE TRUE WAYS OF TYRANNY BY HEEDING
DEAREST LEADER'S INFINITELY WISE WORDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

1). DISSENT IS TREASON AND WILL RESULT IN IMMEDIATE DESTRUCTION!!!!!!! ANYONE WHO OPPOSES US, QUESTIONS US, OR COMPLAINS ABOUT HOW OR WHY THIS REGION IS RUN SHALL FEEL OUR WRATH!!!

2). RECRUITING WITHIN OUR EMPIRE OF EVIL IS STRICTLY FORBIDDEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SHOULD ANYONE WITHIN OR OUTSIDE OUR EMPIRE MESSAGE YOU FOR ULTERIOR MOTIVES OR TO TAKE ON OTHER MISSIONS, THIS MUST BE REPORTED IMMEDIATELY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

3). WA PEONS MAY NOW RESIDE IN THIS REGION AND WE SHALL HAVE A DELEGATE!!! THE WA AND SECURITY COUNCILS, STILL, HOWEVER, ARE OUR MORTAL ENEMIES!!!!!

4). D*M*CR*C**S ARE NOW ALLOWED!!!!!!! HOWEVER, DON'T TRY OUR PATIENCE!!! YOU WILL FIND YOURSELF EJECTED AND/OR BANNED IMMEDIATELY!!!!

5). DO NOT GIVE A DAMN ABOUT OTHER REGIONS OR WHAT IS GOING ON IN THE "WORLD" OUTSIDE OUR EMPIRE, OR ASK ABOUT RAIDING; ALL OTHER REGIONS AND STATES OUTSIDE OUR EMPIRE ARE INFERIOR GARBAGE, EVEN IF WE HAVE EMBASSIES WITH THEM!!!!

6). DO NOT RESPOND TO THOSE WHO ATTACK OUR DIVINE MAJESTY ON THE RMB; IGNORE THEM!!!! WHEN WE ARE READY TO OBLITERATE THEM, WE SHALL!!!!

7). IF YOU ARE A FEMALE RULER, YOU INSTANTLY BECOME ONE OF OUR BEYOND BLESSED WIVES TO SPREAD THE WORD OF TYRANNY!!!!!!!!

8). NOBODY IS TO JUDGE OTHER DICTATORS SAVE FOR US. NOBODY CAN CLAIM TO BE A BETTER DICTATOR VIS-A-VIS THEIR PEERS!!!!!!

9). DISPLAYS OF IMMATURITY SUCH AS BEING A PONY NATION OR RADICAL FEMINISM SHALL RESULT IN IMMEDIATE BANJECTION!!!!!!!!!!!!

10). DO NOT CRITIQUE HOW YOUR FELLOW DICTATORS WRITE; SPREADING TYRANNY IS OUR GOAL, NOT TEACHING GRAMMAR!!!!!

11). ALL DICTATORS MUST PARTAKE IN THE GLORIOUS POLLS SET UP BY OURSELVES, DUKE OPPRESSION, OR OTHER OFFICERS.

12). DICTATORS ARE ENCOURAGED TO REPORT THEIR HEINOUS ACTIVITIES AND HOW THEY ARE FIGHTING TO ADVANCE DICTATORSHIP ACROSS THIS FILTHY PLANET, BY POSTING ON THE RMB!

13). CERTAIN WORDS ARE TO BE CENSORED AND NEVER USED IN FULL; THEY ARE LISTED HERE MERELY SO YOU KNOW WHAT NOT TO SAY!!!!: freedom, democracy, rights, elections; THEY ARE ACCURSED WORDS!!!!!

14). FOLLOW ALL OF THE ABOVE, ALWAYS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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