You Dingos Forced My Hand

You just couldn't leave it alone, could you? You just COULDN'T stop eating ass, despite the fact that I asked politely. Do you remember our little conversation? I certainly do. I remember every word you and I exchanged. You promised you wouldn't eat ass anymore, and quite frankly I am heartbroken. I didn't want to do this. I truly, from the bottom of my heart, did not want to do this. From this moment forward, ass eating is ILLEGAL. You couldn't, you WOULDN'T leave each other's bootyholes alone, and it came to this. Why y'all obsessed with bootyholes? I don't remember raising you all to have a fondness for chocolate donuts. I hope you savages are happy, because I AM CERTAINLY NOT.

-love, Overseer.

Ps. Golden showers are totes ok.