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The Benevolent Queendom of Divine Cervine History - 2017 January - February
[center][font=Georgia][color=indigo][b]The Benevolent Queendom of Divine Cervine History 2017[/b] January - February[/color][/font] _____[/center][font=Georgia] [b]January 1st, 2017[/b] [list] Every workday begins with group therapy. [color=white]#496[/color] Book Publishing facilities are being turned into purple fairy deer habitats. [color=white]#459[/color] Birth rates have hit an all-time low. [color=white]#364[/color][/list] [b]January 2nd, 2017[/b] [list] Queen Arbeaone panders to nontraditional families. [color=white]#432[/color] Popular cartoon characters frequently appear in government-sponsored PSAs reminding students to say no to drugs. [color=white]#565[/color] [i][color=grey]Angry crowds formed yesterday around government offices in Divine Cervine, demanding the reinstatement of free and fair elections.[/color] [color=white]#125 dismissed[/color][/i][/list] [b]January 3rd, 2017[/b] [floatleft][img]https://www.nationstates.net/images/trophies/income-5.png[/img] [img]https://www.nationstates.net/images/trophies/income-10.png[/img][/floatleft][list] [b]Divine Cervine is ranked 7,340th in the world and 331st in Lazarus for Highest Average Incomes, with 173,362.42 [url=www.nationstates.net/nation=divine_cervine/detail=trend/censusid=72?add_self=1]Standard Monetary Units[/url].[/b] Nude art is becoming wildly popular. [color=white]#052[/color] The Divine Cervinean Intelligence Agency relies on internet search engines to know what is happening overseas. [color=white]#653[/color] Super Barry Brothers is the most popular video game in the nation. [color=white]#485[/color] Wind farms are erected on shuttered oil platforms. [color=white]#346 _[/color][/list] [b]January 4th, 2017[/b] [floatleft][img]https://www.nationstates.net/images/trophies/economy-10.png[/img] [img]https://www.nationstates.net/images/trophies/economy-10.png[/img][/floatleft][list] [b]Divine Cervine is ranked 9,608th in the world and 422nd in Lazarus for Most Efficient Economies, scoring 99.67 on the [url=www.nationstates.net/nation=divine_cervine/detail=trend/censusid=1?add_self=1]Krugman-Greenspan Business Outlook Index[/url].[/b] The government awards prizes to television shows featuring stereotype-breaking minority roles. [color=white]#029[/color] The nation has nearly as many history museums as Divine Deerlings. [color=white]#637[/color] Students are wary of colorfully decorated new teachers with names like Professor Pipsqueak. [color=white]#276[/color] Space research funding has hit a recent high while several military bases are being closed down. [color=white]#053 _[/color][/list] [b]January 5th, 2017[/b] [floatleft][img]https://www.nationstates.net/images/trophies/rebelyouth-5.png[/img] [img]https://www.nationstates.net/images/trophies/rebelyouth-5.png[/img][/floatleft][list] [b]Divine Cervine is ranked 3,391st in the world and 153rd in Lazarus for Most Rebellious Youth, scoring 46 on the [url=www.nationstates.net/nation=divine_cervine/detail=trend/censusid=54?add_self=1]Stark-Dean Displacement Index[/url].[/b] The endangered saltwater humpback purple fairy deer is only seen in captivity programs. [color=white]#547[/color] National parks have long lines of different gender-specific 'Porta-Pottys'. [color=white]#297[/color] People reciting Shakespeare have become a common sight. [color=white]#056 _ _[/color][/list] [b]January 6th, 2017[/b] [floatleft][img]https://www.nationstates.net/images/trophies/educated-1.png[/img] [img]https://www.nationstates.net/images/trophies/educated-1.png[/img][/floatleft][list] [b]Divine Cervine is ranked 131st in the world and 4th in Lazarus for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 33,732.32 on the [url=www.nationstates.net/nation=divine_cervine/detail=trend/censusid=75?add_self=1]Edu-tellignceฎ Test Score[/url].[/b][color=white] _ _ _ _ _[/color][/list] [b]January 7th, 2017[/b] [list] Workers have seized control of the economy. [color=white]#339[/color] Badminton was recently banned due to 'unacceptable violence' inherent to the game. [color=white]#239[/color][/list] [b]January 8th, 2017[/b] [floatleft][img]https://www.nationstates.net/images/trophies/life-1.png[/img] [img]https://www.nationstates.net/images/trophies/life-1.png[/img][/floatleft][list] [b]Divine Cervine is ranked 223rd in the world and 5th in Lazarus for Longest Average Lifespans, with 94.38 [url=www.nationstates.net/nation=divine_cervine/detail=trend/censusid=44?add_self=1]Years[/url].[/b] Anti-government political posters adorn every building like wallpaper. [color=white]#207[/color] [i]Divine Cervine's Political Freedoms rose from [b]Very Good[/b] to [b]Excellent[/b].[/i] [color=white]_ _ _[/color][/list] [b]January 9th, 2017[/b] [floatleft][img]https://www.nationstates.net/images/trophies/income-5.png[/img] [img]https://www.nationstates.net/images/trophies/income-10.png[/img][/floatleft][list] [b]Divine Cervine is ranked 7,271st in the world and 339th in Lazarus for Highest Average Incomes, with 174,327.88 [url=www.nationstates.net/nation=divine_cervine/detail=trend/censusid=72?add_self=1]Standard Monetary Units[/url].[/b] The new Refuse Hills housing development is under construction. [color=white]#342[/color] A vast monorail network carries people all over the country. [color=white]#083[/color] The government has declared victoria over the cheese menace. [color=white]#507[/color] The government is giving peace a chance. [color=white]#312 _[/color][/list] [b]January 10th, 2017[/b] [list] Noises louder than a whisper have been prohibited by law. [color=white]#338[/color] Schools have extensive counseling programs for troubled students. [color=white]#062[/color] The national anthem is a rather effective sleeping aid. [color=white]#633[/color][/list] [b]January 11th, 2017[/b] [list] Future forecasters fearfully discuss grey goo and human obsolescence. [color=white]#626[/color] The number of students attending university has reached a record high. [color=white]#209[/color] The Finance Ministry posts hourly updates on where taxpayer money is spent. [color=white]#551[/color][/list] [b]January 12th, 2017[/b] [floatleft][img]https://www.nationstates.net/images/trophies/income-5.png[/img] [img]https://www.nationstates.net/images/trophies/income-10.png[/img][/floatleft][list] [b]Divine Cervine is ranked 7,244th in the world and 338th in Lazarus for Highest Average Incomes, with 174,635.72 [url=www.nationstates.net/nation=divine_cervine/detail=trend/censusid=72?add_self=1]Standard Monetary Units[/url].[/b] All forms of advertising are banned. [color=white]#104[/color] Citizens wishing to leave the country must surrender half their wealth to the government. [color=white]#283[/color] Consumption of cat memes has skyrocketed. [color=white]#353 _ _[/color][/list] [b]January 13th, 2017[/b] [list] Builders across Divine Cervine are blocked up with orders for new public loos. [color=white]#525[/color][/list] [b]January 14th, 2017[/b] [list] Organ donation is compulsory. [color=white]#026[/color] Almost all of Divine Cervine's water is piped into the country from abroad for exorbitant prices. [color=white]#264[/color] [i]The nation now has an [url=www.nationstates.net/nation=divine_cervine/detail=trend/censusid=1?add_self=1]Economy[/url] of 100.[/i][/list] [b]January 15th, 2017[/b] [floatleft][img]https://www.nationstates.net/images/trophies/environment-1.png[/img] [img]https://www.nationstates.net/images/trophies/environment-1.png[/img] [img]https://www.nationstates.net/images/trophies/economy-5.png[/img][/floatleft][list] [b]Divine Cervine is ranked 219th in the world and 5th in Lazarus for Most Beautiful Environments, with 5,401.72 [url=www.nationstates.net/nation=divine_cervine/detail=trend/censusid=63?add_self=1]Pounds Of Wildlife Per Square Mile[/url].[/b] [i]Divine Cervine was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for [url=www.nationstates.net/nation=divine_cervine/detail=trend/censusid=1?add_self=1]Most Efficient Economies[/url].[/i] The wearing and manufacture of fur apparel is banned. [color=white]#145[/color] The newspaper industry is subsidised by the government in order to keep it afloat. [color=white]#269 _ _ _ _ _[/color][/list] [b]January 16th, 2017[/b] [floatleft][img]https://www.nationstates.net/images/trophies/aid-1.png[/img] [img]https://www.nationstates.net/images/trophies/aid-1.png[/img][/floatleft][list] [b]Divine Cervine is ranked 223rd in the world and 10th in Lazarus for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring 8,737.35 on the [url=www.nationstates.net/nation=divine_cervine/detail=trend/censusid=78?add_self=1]Clooney Contribution Index[/url].[/b] Invading armies are given hard glares for their cheek. [color=white]#244[/color] Divine Cervine's soft-touch approach to diplomacy has made it known as the 'push-over' of the region. [color=white]#237[/color] Citizens are expected to be proficient in at least five languages. [color=white]#115 _ _[/color][/list] [b]January 17th, 2017[/b] [floatleft][img]https://www.nationstates.net/images/trophies/life-1.png[/img] [img]https://www.nationstates.net/images/trophies/life-1.png[/img][/floatleft][list] [b]Divine Cervine is ranked 217th in the world and 5th in Lazarus for Longest Average Lifespans, with 94.46 [url=www.nationstates.net/nation=divine_cervine/detail=trend/censusid=44?add_self=1]Years[/url].[/b] Citizens are frequently searched for illegal weapons. [color=white]#149[/color] [i]Divine Cervine's Civil Rights fell from [b]Very Good[/b] to [b]Good[/b].[/i] [color=white]_ _ _[/color][/list] [b]January 18th, 2017[/b] [floatleft][img]https://www.nationstates.net/images/trophies/happy-1.png[/img] [img]https://www.nationstates.net/images/trophies/happy-1.png[/img][/floatleft][list] [b]Divine Cervine is ranked 623rd in the world and 21st in Lazarus for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 81.05 [url=www.nationstates.net/nation=divine_cervine/detail=trend/censusid=40?add_self=1]Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full[/url].[/b] The nation is ravaged by daily union strikes. [color=white]#016 _ _ _ _[/color][/list] [b]January 19th, 2017[/b] [floatleft][img]https://www.nationstates.net/images/trophies/stationary-10.png[/img] [img]https://www.nationstates.net/images/trophies/hdi-1t.png[/img][/floatleft][list] [i]Divine Cervine was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for [url=www.nationstates.net/nation=divine_cervine/detail=trend/censusid=80?add_self=1]Most Stationary[/url].[/i] Betting pennies on games of Go Fish is considered deviant. [color=white]#371 Doesn't lower gambling anymore?[/color] Suburban backyards are seized by the government and turned into national parks. [color=white]#457[/color] [i]Divine Cervine is ranked 1st in Lazarus for Most Developed on the [url=www.nationstates.net/nation=divine_cervine/detail=trend/censusid=68?add_self=1]Human Development Index[/url].[/i] [color=white]_ _[/color][/list] [b]January 20th, 2017[/b] [floatleft][img]https://www.nationstates.net/images/trophies/stationary-10.png[/img] [img]https://www.nationstates.net/images/trophies/stationary-10.png[/img][/floatleft][list] [b]Divine Cervine is ranked 15,370th in the world and 339th in Lazarus for Most Stationary, with 611.70794184 [url=www.nationstates.net/nation=divine_cervine/detail=trend/censusid=80?add_self=1]Days[/url].[/b] Spoiler warnings are now given out before political speeches. [color=white]#540[/color] Tourists from around the world come to visit the country's famous rainforests. [color=white]#023[/color] Students are known to arrive at school in their pyjamas. [color=white]#121 _ _[/color][/list] [b]January 21st, 2017[/b] [list] An endless multinational bureaucracy connects the Red Bloc. [color=white]#577[/color] Breast milk is being redistributed from each according to their ability to each according to their need. [color=white]#446[/color] Orphans would rather live their life of luxury than be adopted by prospective parents. [color=white]#638[/color] The government has solemnly sworn not to look up other nations' internet browsing history if the favor is returned. [color=white]#650[/color] Students memorise knock-knock jokes for their mandatory twice-a-term Comedy Examinations. [color=white]#522[/color][/list] [b]January 22nd, 2017[/b] [list] Same-sex marriages are increasingly common. [color=white]#001[/color] Queen Arbeaone has more friends than ever before. [color=white]#602[/color] Queen Arbeaone's luxurious new home has been designated as a protected cultural heritage site. [color=white]#600[/color][/list] [b]January 23rd, 2017[/b] [list] The mining industry has taken a hit from tighter environmental regulations. [color=white]#049[/color] Cub scouts are being asked to hand in their woggles as the state withdraws funding for scouting. [color=white]#642[/color] [i]Divine Cervine was reclassified from [b]Democratic Socialists[/b] to [b]Liberal Democratic Socialists[/b].[/i] The nation has opened its arms to an influx of refugees. [color=white]#035[/color] Counselors have to sign pledges supporting gay rights before they can speak to any patients. [color=white]#616[/color] [i]Divine Cervine's Civil Rights rose from [b]Good[/b] to [b]Very Good[/b].[/i][/list] [b]January 24th, 2017[/b] [list] Some Divine Cervinean athletes have defected to Blackacre after being denied the chance to compete in international sporting events. [color=white]#573[/color] Scoutmasters debate whether luxury log cabins defeat the purpose of camping. [color=white]#661[/color] Fashion magazine covers finally display realistic body images following photo-manipulation becoming illegal. [color=white]#613[/color] [i]Divine Cervine's Civil Rights fell from [b]Very Good[/b] to [b]Good[/b].[/i][/list] [b]January 25th, 2017[/b] [list] Maxtopian Grass flags adorn every college dorm room. [color=white]#420[/color] [i]Divine Cervine's Civil Rights rose from [b]Good[/b] to [b]Very Good[/b].[/i] Mantis shrimp studies is academia's fastest growing field. [color=white]#373[/color] Research grant proposals read like political diatribes. [color=white]#523[/color] The sound of wooden legs echo throughout Divine Cervine after the recent introduction of the Foot Tax. [color=white]#135[/color][/list] [b]January 26th, 2017[/b] [floatleft][img]https://www.nationstates.net/images/trophies/gdp-10.png[/img][/floatleft][list] [i]Divine Cervine was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for [url=www.nationstates.net/nation=divine_cervine/detail=trend/censusid=76?add_self=1]Highest Economic Output[/url].[/i] There has been a series of riots between local cannibals and health food advocates. [color=white]#088[/color] Educators and parents alike are allowing children to view the internet again after violent videos were purged. [color=white]#550[/color] The nation has welcomed its expats back with open arms. [color=white]#226[/color][/list] [b]January 27th, 2017[/b] [floatleft][img]https://www.nationstates.net/images/trophies/life-1.png[/img] [img]https://www.nationstates.net/images/trophies/life-1.png[/img][/floatleft][list] [b]Divine Cervine is ranked 205th in the world and 4th in Lazarus for Longest Average Lifespans, with 94.59 [url=www.nationstates.net/nation=divine_cervine/detail=trend/censusid=44?add_self=1]Years[/url].[/b] Invasive drug testing is now performed at elementary school sports days. [color=white]#493[/color] The government raises tariffs on a weekly basis. [color=white]#649[/color] Any citizen who cries is immediately assigned a psychiatrist. [color=white]#394 _ _[/color][/list] [b]January 28th, 2017[/b] [list] Groups of government workers are declared protected tribes if they venture too deep into the Capitol. [color=white]#490[/color] Divine Cervine's Medieval Faire is renowned as one of the best in the region. [color=white]#061[/color] Long arduous trials are held for the most trivial of offences. [color=white]#131[/color] [i]Divine Cervine was reclassified from [b]Liberal Democratic Socialists[/b] to [b]Democratic Socialists[/b].[/i] The government is continually probing the galaxy in search of alien life. [color=white]#589[/color][/list] [b]January 29th, 2017[/b] [floatleft][img]https://www.nationstates.net/images/trophies/advanced-5.png[/img][/floatleft][list] [i]Divine Cervine was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for [url=www.nationstates.net/nation=divine_cervine/detail=trend/censusid=70?add_self=1]Most Scientifically Advanced[/url].[/i] Almost all of Divine Cervine's water is piped into the country from abroad for exorbitant prices. [color=white]#264[/color] Tax-payers are funding ever more extravagant movie projects. [color=white]#440[/color] School plays were recently banned due to concerns of child endangerment. [color=white]#501[/color][/list] [b]January 30th, 2017[/b] [floatleft][img]https://www.nationstates.net/images/trophies/rebelyouth-5.png[/img] [img]https://www.nationstates.net/images/trophies/rebelyouth-5.png[/img] [img]https://www.nationstates.net/images/trophies/business-1.png[/img][/floatleft][list] [b]Divine Cervine is ranked 3,032nd in the world and 124th in Lazarus for Most Rebellious Youth, scoring 44 on the [url=www.nationstates.net/nation=divine_cervine/detail=trend/censusid=54?add_self=1]Stark-Dean Displacement Index[/url].[/b] [i]Divine Cervine was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for [url=www.nationstates.net/nation=divine_cervine/detail=trend/censusid=31?add_self=1]Most Subsidized Industry[/url].[/i] The latest Harry Potter book is a bestseller. [color=white]#003[/color] The government officially wants you to slow down and speak more clearly. [color=white]#644[/color] Citizens can be frequently spotted going about their business stark naked. [color=white]#008 increases Rudeness 6.01 → 6.02 +0.17% _ _ _[/color][/list] [b]January 31st, 2017[/b] [list] Excessive wheelchair ramps on government buildings have been compared to theme park attractions. [color=white]#659[/color] The WhoTube comments section has gone strangely quiet. [color=white]#636[/color][/list][/font] [size=8][font=SansSerif]_______[/font][/size] [font=Georgia][b]February 1st, 2017[/b] [floatleft][img]https://www.nationstates.net/images/trophies/welfare-1.png[/img] [img]https://www.nationstates.net/images/trophies/welfare-1t.png[/img][/floatleft][list] [b]Divine Cervine is ranked 35th in the world and 1st in Lazarus for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring 24,412.81 on the [url=www.nationstates.net/nation=divine_cervine/detail=trend/censusid=28?add_self=1]Safety Net Mesh Density Rating[/url].[/b] Citizens applying for their first jobs face fierce competition from the homeless. [color=white]#251[/color] Book Publishing facilities are being turned into purple fairy deer habitats. [color=white]#459[/color] Unpackaged foodstuffs rot on store shelves. [color=white]#667 _ _[/color][/list] [b]February 2nd, 2017[/b] [list] Super Barry Brothers is the most popular video game in the nation. [color=white]#485[/color] The police are tightening their grip on alcohol smugglers. [color=white]#185[/color] The national guard is mobilized whenever a mother gets separated from her child at the mall. [color=white]#341[size=1] lowers Civil Rights 64.05 → 63.81 -0.37%[/size][/color] [i]Divine Cervine's Civil Rights fell from [b]Very Good[/b] to [b]Good[/b].[/i] Thomas the Spank Engine is the most popular and controversial children's show in the nation. [color=white]#516 [size=1]increases Rudeness 5.99 → 6.00 +0.17%[/size][/color] [i]Divine Cervine's Civil Rights rose from [b]Good[/b] to [b]Very Good[/b].[/i][/list] [b]February 3rd, 2017[/b] [list] High-income earners pay a 100% tax rate. [color=white]#018[/color] Military strategists are questioning the wisdom of subsidizing the economies of sworn enemies. [color=white]#663[/color][/list] [b]February 4th, 2017[/b] [floatleft][img]https://www.nationstates.net/images/trophies/equality-1.png[/img] [img]https://www.nationstates.net/images/trophies/equality-1.png[/img][/floatleft][list] [b]Divine Cervine is ranked 292nd in the world and 9th in Lazarus for Most Income Equality, scoring 100 on the [url=www.nationstates.net/nation=divine_cervine/detail=trend/censusid=33?add_self=1]Marx-Engels Emancipation Scale[/url].[/b] In this vegetarian nation the delicious smell of roasted meat is oddly commonplace. [color=white]#625[/color] Droves of former desperados are applying to join the border police. [color=white]#321 _ _ _[/color][/list] [b]February 5th, 2017[/b] [floatleft][img]https://www.nationstates.net/images/trophies/aid-1.png[/img] [img]https://www.nationstates.net/images/trophies/aid-1.png[/img][/floatleft][list] [b]Divine Cervine is ranked 183rd in the world and 9th in Lazarus for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring 9,003.04 on the [url=www.nationstates.net/nation=divine_cervine/detail=trend/censusid=78?add_self=1]Clooney Contribution Index[/url].[/b] [i][color=grey]Angry crowds formed yesterday around government offices in Divine Cervine, demanding the reinstatement of free and fair elections.[/color] [color=white]#125 dismissed[/color][/i] The Divine Cervinean Arts Council pays teenagers to sit through opera performances. [color=white]#478[/color] School children asked "what is two times two?" are likely to form a symposium to discuss how different answers make them feel. [color=white]#668 increases Rudeness 5.99 → 6.00 +0.17%[/color] Young children are learning advanced physics to scientifically disprove the existence of Santa Claus. [color=white]#556 lowers Culture 284.00 → 282.00 -0.70%[/color] Sullen teenagers in bright orange 'community payback' onesies can be seen picking litter at the roadside. [color=white]#543[/color][/list] [b]February 6th, 2017[/b] [list] Most citizens in Divine Cervine are abject pyrophobes after extremely graphic pamphlets were mailed nationwide by the government. [color=white]#247[/color] Workers have seized control of the economy. [color=white]#339[/color][/list] [b]February 7th, 2017[/b] [list] RPG fans reminisce fondly about when people thought they were evil and dangerous rather than geeky and socially inept. [color=white]#624[/color] Sex changes are routinely performed at Divine Cervine's hospitals. [color=white]#066[/color] Park rangers struggle to deal with a rash of stolen pic-a-nic baskets. [color=white]#557[/color][/list] [b]February 8th, 2017[/b] [list] People faint regularly as they get stuck with compulsory vaccinations. [color=white]#092[/color][/list] [b]February 9th, 2017[/b] [list] A government program is underway to revitalize Divine Cervine's beaches. [color=white]#031[/color][/list] [b]February 10th, 2017[/b] [floatleft][img]https://www.nationstates.net/images/trophies/business-1.png[/img] [img]https://www.nationstates.net/images/trophies/business-1.png[/img][/floatleft][list] [b]Divine Cervine is ranked 1,470th in the world and 46th in Lazarus for Most Subsidized Industry, scoring 11,866.66 on the [url=www.nationstates.net/nation=divine_cervine/detail=trend/censusid=31?add_self=1]Gilded Widget Scale[/url].[/b] The words 'private' and 'enterprise' must never appear in the same sentence. [color=white]#152[/color] Research grant proposals read like political diatribes. [color=white]#523 _ _ _[/color][/list] [b]February 11th, 2017[/b] [floatleft][img]https://www.nationstates.net/images/trophies/hightax-1.png[/img] [img]https://www.nationstates.net/images/trophies/hightax-1.png[/img][/floatleft][list] [b]Divine Cervine is ranked 319th in the world and 10th in Lazarus for Highest Average Tax Rates, with 101.89 [url=www.nationstates.net/nation=divine_cervine/detail=trend/censusid=49?add_self=1]Effective Tax Rate[/url].[/b] Terrorists are on a first name basis with the officials that stamp their passports. [color=white]#670[/color] No personal detail is too tiny for the suede-denim census police.[size=1] [color=white]#580 increases Death Rate, lowers Welfare, Public Healthcare, Eco-Friendliness, Foreign Aid, Civil Rights[/color][/size] [i]Divine Cervine's Civil Rights fell from [b]Very Good[/b] to [b]Good[/b].[/i] Pushy mums tell their kids to be doctors and engineers but steer them away from being penniless lawyers. [color=white]#601[/color] Urban graffiti is hand-calligraphed in perfectly kerned elegant fonts. [color=white]#579[/color] Every workday begins with group therapy. [color=white]#496[/color][/list] [b]February 12th, 2017[/b] [list] Divine Cervine's free colleges struggle to maintain standards in the face of overwhelming demand. [color=white]#093[/color] Advertisements for jobs in the sciences run in fashion magazines. [color=white]#548[/color] The nation's leading climatologists are investigating animal flatulence in efforts to reduce methane emissions. [color=white]#495[/color][/list] [b]February 13th, 2017[/b] [floatleft][img]https://www.nationstates.net/images/trophies/inclusive-1.png[/img] [img]https://www.nationstates.net/images/trophies/inclusive-1t.png[/img][/floatleft][list] [b]Divine Cervine is ranked 33rd in the world and 1st in Lazarus for Most Inclusive, scoring 464.35 on the [url=www.nationstates.net/nation=divine_cervine/detail=trend/censusid=71?add_self=1]Mandela-Wollstonecraft Non-Discrimination Index[/url].[/b] Nude art is becoming wildly popular. [color=white]#052[/color] [i]Divine Cervine's Civil Rights rose from [b]Good[/b] to [b]Very Good[/b].[/i] Sections of the police receive paramilitary training. [color=white]#455[/color] The government is funding experimental battery technology while the power grid continues to crumble. [color=white]#669[/color] The nation is currently revamping its entire education system. [color=white]#064[/color][/list] [b]February 14th, 2017[/b] [list] Drills and shovels have been banned as the government cracks down on any means of fracking. [color=white]#449[/color] The WhoTube comments section has gone strangely quiet. [color=white]#636[/color] [i]Divine Cervine's Civil Rights fell from [b]Very Good[/b] to [b]Good[/b].[/i][/list] [b]February 15th, 2017[/b] [floatleft][img]https://www.nationstates.net/images/trophies/environment-1.png[/img] [img]https://www.nationstates.net/images/trophies/environment-1.png[/img][/floatleft][list] [b]Divine Cervine is ranked 200th in the world and 5th in Lazarus for Most Beautiful Environments, with 5,666.51 [url=www.nationstates.net/nation=divine_cervine/detail=trend/censusid=63?add_self=1]Pounds Of Wildlife Per Square Mile[/url].[/b] The nation faces constant invasions by foreign boy bands. [color=white]#673 lowers Pacifism 320.71 → 320.66[/color] Breast milk is being redistributed from each according to their ability to each according to their need. [color=white]#446[/color] High school boys are required to pass vigorous self-mastery and sensitivity training to graduate. [color=white]#504 _ _[/color][/list] [b]February 16th, 2017[/b] [floatleft][img]https://www.nationstates.net/images/trophies/economy-5.png[/img] [img]https://www.nationstates.net/images/trophies/economy-10.png[/img][/floatleft][list] [b]Divine Cervine is ranked 5,673rd in the world and 319th in Lazarus for Most Efficient Economies, scoring 100 on the [url=www.nationstates.net/nation=divine_cervine/detail=trend/censusid=1?add_self=1]Krugman-Greenspan Business Outlook Index[/url].[/b] The new Refuse Hills housing development is under construction. [color=white]#342[/color] The Finance Ministry posts hourly updates on where taxpayer money is spent. [color=white]#551[/color] There's a shortage of swinging hot spots as land development grinds to a halt. [color=white]#138 _ _[/color][/list] [b]February 17th, 2017[/b] [floatleft][img]https://www.nationstates.net/images/trophies/life-1.png[/img] [img]https://www.nationstates.net/images/trophies/life-1.png[/img] [img]https://www.nationstates.net/images/trophies/leastcorrupt-1.png[/img][/floatleft][list] [b]Divine Cervine is ranked 190th in the world and 4th in Lazarus for Longest Average Lifespans, with 94.8 [url=www.nationstates.net/nation=divine_cervine/detail=trend/censusid=44?add_self=1]Years[/url].[/b] [i]Divine Cervine was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for [url=www.nationstates.net/nation=divine_cervine/detail=trend/censusid=52?add_self=1]Least Corrupt Governments[/url].[/i] Relations with Dเgu๓ have warmed from frosty to chilly. [color=white]#610[/color] Earthquake sirens are a leading cause of hearing loss. [color=white]#672[/color] National parks have long lines of different gender-specific 'Porta-Pottys'. [color=white]#297[/color] Companies struggle to cover for the hordes of employees on parental leave. [color=white]#304[/color] [i]Divine Cervine's Civil Rights rose from [b]Good[/b] to [b]Very Good[/b].[/i] [color=white]_ _[/color][/list] [b]February 19th, 2017[/b] [list] Heavy industry must go to expensive lengths to dispose of waste. [color=white]#156[/color] Retirement homes are often fitted with luxurious suites. [color=white]#122[/color] The mob and the police have recently had numerous clashes in the back alleys of Divine Cervine's cities due to the government's steadfast anti-casino stance. [color=white]#108[/color] Betting pennies on games of Go Fish is considered deviant. [color=white]#371[/color][/list] [b]February 21st, 2017[/b] [list] [i][color=grey]Several underground organisations in Divine Cervine have recently been spreading discontent throughout the populace about not being able to vote.[/color] [color=white]#177 dismissed[/i][/color] The Enchanted Wildwood of Sacred Fauna has become the number one destination for urban exploration in Lazarus. [color=white]#518[/color][/list] [b]February 22nd, 2017[/b] [list] Refugees from other nations are flocking to Divine Cervine's border. [color=white]#047[/color] The "Underwear of Women in Power" issue of The The Enchanted Wildwood of Sacred Fauna Times is sold out. [color=white]#275[/color] Welfare funding has recently gone through the roof. [color=white]#164[/color][/list] [b]February 23rd, 2017[/b] [floatleft][img]https://www.nationstates.net/images/trophies/employed-1.png[/img] [img]https://www.nationstates.net/images/trophies/employed-1.png[/img][/floatleft][list] [b]Divine Cervine is ranked 817th in the world and 29th in Lazarus for Highest Workforce Participation Rate, with 90.52 [url=www.nationstates.net/nation=divine_cervine/detail=trend/censusid=56?add_self=1]Workforce Participation Rate[/url].[/b] Space shuttles regularly launch rubbish into space. [color=white]#097[/color] The nation has nearly as many history museums as Divine Deerlings. [color=white]#637[/color] Queen Arbeaone panders to nontraditional families. [color=white]#432 _ _[/color][/list] [b]February 24th, 2017[/b] [floatleft][img]https://www.nationstates.net/images/trophies/advanced-5.png[/img] [img]https://www.nationstates.net/images/trophies/advanced-10.png[/img][/floatleft][list] [b]Divine Cervine is ranked 7,786th in the world and 301st in Lazarus for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring 297.91 on the [url=www.nationstates.net/nation=divine_cervine/detail=trend/censusid=70?add_self=1]Kurzweil Singularity Index[/url].[/b] [color=white]_ _ _ _ _[/color][/list] [b]February 25th, 2017[/b] [list]The constant playing of Merry Birthday on Divine Cervinean radio has led to calls for the song to be classified as a crime against humanity. [size=1] [color=white]#500 lowers Income Equality 100.00 → 99.41, increases Wealth Gaps[/size][/color] Scoutmasters debate whether luxury log cabins defeat the purpose of camping. [color=white]#661[/color] Census workers struggle to account for the rapidly increasing number of citizens to tabulate. [color=white]#491[/color] [i]Divine Cervine's Civil Rights rose from [b]Very Good[/b] to [b]Excellent[/b].[/i][/list] [b]February 26th, 2017[/b] [list] [i][color=grey]Several underground organisations in Divine Cervine have recently been spreading discontent throughout the populace about not being able to vote.[/color] [color=white]#177 dismissed[/i][/color] The nation's taxpayers pay for foreign government's extravagances. [color=white]#677[/color] Queen Arbeaone has more friends than ever before. [color=white]#602[/color][/list] [b]February 27th, 2017[/b] [list] Children are brainwashed at a young age to accept "Love and peace!" as a way of life. [color=white]#190[/color] [/list] [b]February 28th, 2017[/b] [floatleft][img]https://www.nationstates.net/images/trophies/weather-1.png[/img] [img]https://www.nationstates.net/images/trophies/weather-1.png[/img][/floatleft][list] [b]Divine Cervine is ranked 209th in the world and 7th in Lazarus for Best Weather, with 933 [url=www.nationstates.net/nation=divine_cervine/detail=trend/censusid=41?add_self=1]Meters Of Sunlight[/url].[/b] Graffiti graces every city's streets. [color=white]#114[/color] There is a dearth of space for new houses. [color=white]#331[/color] Carbon-footprint restrictions are making businesses walk. [color=white]#675[/color] Divine Cervine has one of the largest offshore wind farms in the world. [color=white]#263[/color] People seem disproportionately distraught when told a museum has a phones-off policy. [color=white]#582[/color] [i]Divine Cervine published "[url=https://www.nationstates.net/page=dispatch/id=779367]The Benevolent Queendom of Divine Cervine History - 2017 March - April[/url]" (Factbook: History).[/i][/list][/font]
