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The Vescusian-Galactican Alliance: Basic statistitcs and basic superlatives for basic people [WIP]

So it is no secret that Vescus and The intergalactic universe corporation are as good as allies get. If our nations were secondary school students we'd be the friends people mistake for a gay couple. But do you really know who is actually better at what? No, because for a long time we expected you guys to use your common sense, but now the nicer out of the two has decided it's finally time to feed you in the info about our alliance.

Who is the least xenophobic nation? Vescus.
We accept 5 million more asylum applications, visa applications, and citizenship applications than the IUC does. Think of Vescus as Canada and the IUC as the USA.

Who has more tourists? Vescus.
Really? Really? We had to tell you this? Let's face it, you could use your common sense and you would be right. We don't have to tell you that Vescus has more tourists! How can a nation have the city of Spades within its borders and NOT have more tourists than all its neighbours? Spades gets more tourists in a day than Halliburton does in a week!

Who has better healthcare? Vescus.
The IUC actually gets most of its healthcare policy from us, not the other way round. The thing that hinders it is that Vescusian medicine research is funded by both the taxpayer and the profits from our private healthcare. Galactican medicine research is funded solely by the profits from private healthcare.

Higher life expectancy? The IUC.
This is mainly due to their healthier way of life, where as Vescusians will do basically anything they want within the law. The fattest Vescusian has had diabetes 10 times.

Who has the better universities? Vescus.
Spades University is the highest performing university within the galaxies that do make up Vescus and the IUC. The next 5 universities on the top universities list are all Vescusian, with the best performing Galactican university peaking at 6th place. In terms of education, we do better, but that is due to privatisation and the taxpayer choosing to send their money to fund education (in Vescus the taxpayer chooses where there money goes to convince them to pay their taxes).

Who has more non-humans? The IUC.
The IUC have aliens and other creatures from other universes, galaxies, or even within their own country living within society. However, Vescus, while also having a population of non-humans, is mainly human, with many of the non-human creatures being supernatural, like ghosts, vampires, werewolves, witches, fairies etc.

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