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by The RMB Spammers Will Be Ejected of Kissinger-Monroe. 7 years 213 days ago. 660 reads.

Help Wanted: Available Jobs at the Bar

B I B O · E R G O · S U M

Available Jobs at
The Bar on the Corner of Every Region

Bartender

The most needed employees at the Bar, bartenders serve food and drink to customers. The ideal bartender should be a good role-player, entertaining, clever, humorous, online often, and should have an adequate understanding of the Bar's rules, lore, and overall atmosphere. Other variations of the bartender job, such as chef, janitor, or dishwasher, are available as well. A nation does not need to reside in the Bar to be a bartender, as embassy posting in enabled and encouraged. Many role-play styles are welcomed at the Bar; our current roster of bartenders includes characters that range from friendly to cannibalistic, snarky to verbose, robotic to magical, and furry to sadistic. Add your unique personality to the Bar today! We are always looking for new bartenders.

Thank you for expressing interest in being a bartender for the Bar. Send a telegram to Fabulously fabulous informing him of your interest. After he has replied, you may begin your trial as a bartender. Keep in mind that you are not an actual employee yet; you are being assessed on whether you would be a good bartender. Your posts will be checked to make sure that they are of the quality that the Bar is looking for. If your RP is adequate, you will be hired as an official employee of the Bar, and added to our Official List of Employees. You may be denied employment if you RP is boring, immature, spammy, or excessively off-putting or inappropriate. If you are denied, you may not post as an employee. Pretending to be an employee will result in banjection from the Bar. The decision to hire or reject a prospective bartender may take about 3-10 days, depending on your activity levels and your posts. The better you are, the faster you will be hired.

Bartenders, please remember these guidelines by New Jermany:

Please always quote your guests!
Please scroll up the RMB for any unaddressed orders, even if 50 posts or 5 days back. Doesn't even have to be an order, we don't want to ignore anyone who enters the bar!
Please keep the conversation going! involve people and preferably don't end it with a post saying just: '5$ please,' and that's it. Rather, ask them a silly question, like 'Uh nice flag, where did you buy that one?' I know that is not always possible, but you see what I mean, right?

Event Organizer

The Bar is always wanting for more activity. As such, an event organizer needs to fill this void. Event organizers must plan and carry out regional or inter-regional activities and events for the Bar and/or the regions that it shares embassies with. These events and activities should be entertaining and fun, and preferably inclusive of the Bar's lore and culture. Event organizers do not need to be located in the Bar to plan events for the region. Bring your talents and ideas to the Bar today!

Thank you for expressing interest in being an event organizer for the Bar. Send a telegram to Fabulously fabulous informing him of your interest. Before they are hired, the prospective event organizer must come up with several ideas for events and activities for the Bar. This is similar to the trial of the bartender; the nation is not an actual employee yet. This is only a test to assess if the nation is competent at their job. Since the event organizer job is more demanding and gets more attention than the other jobs, more scrutiny will be placed upon the prospective employee to make sure that their big events and activities are entertaining. If the events are boring and do not attract interest, the nation who planned the event will be denied employment. If the event proves to be a success, the employee will be added to the Official List of Employees. If you are denied, you may not post as an employee. Pretending to be an employee will result in banjection from the Bar. The amount of time it takes to make a decision to hire or reject a prospective event organizer varies. The better you are, the faster you will be hired.

Performer

Although they are not as vital nor as numerous as the bartenders, performers are always a welcome addition to the Bar. Performers provide a fresh variety to the Bar's RMB, which is usually full of ridiculous RP. Our current performers include metal singers, DJs, striptease dancers, storytellers, poets, and magicians. As with bartenders, performers do not need to be located within the Bar, as embassy posting is enabled. The Bar welcomes any type of entertainer that may seek to perform a crowd-pleasing show for our customers.

Thank you for expressing interest in being a performer for the Bar. Send a telegram to Fabulously fabulous informing him of your interest. After he has replied, you may begin your trial as a performer. Keep in mind that you are not an actual employee yet; you are being assessed on whether you would be a good performer. Your posts will be checked to make sure that they are of the quality that the Bar is looking for. If your RP and performances are adequate, you will be hired as an official employee of the Bar, and added to our Official List of Employees. You may be denied employment if you RP and performances are boring, immature, spammy, or excessively off-putting or inappropriate. If you are denied, you may not post as an employee. Pretending to be an employee will result in banjection from the Bar. The decision to hire or reject a prospective performer may take about 3-10 days, depending on your activity levels and your posts. The better you are, the faster you will be hired.

Recruiter

Ever since

New Jermany stopped his customary practice of posting an introductory message on the RMB of a new embassy region, the amount of customers that visit the Bar has dropped significantly. Therefore, the only way that the Bar can attract new customers is by requesting for more embassies or recruiting. The embassy portion is taken care of, however, the Bar still has not managed to achieve the amount of activity that it had previously. If you have experience with using API scripts or NS++ for recruitment, or are willing to donate telegram stamps to the Bar, our region will be grateful for your services.

Thank you for expressing interest in being a recruiter for the Bar. Send a telegram to

Kissinger-Monroe informing him of your interest. After he has replied, you will be hired as an official employee of the Bar, and added to our Official List of Employees.

Kissinger-Monroe will list you as one of the few nations allowed to send recruitment telegrams for the Bar. You will also be given a recruitment telegram, which you will send to new nations. You may be fired if you neglect your duties. Your privilege of being able to send recruitment telegrams for the Bar will be revoked, in this event.

Supplier

Although this is not an actual job at the Bar, we are always looking for new, interesting, and delicious items to add to our Menu. If you have a suggestion for a menu item, please contact the Bar's Financier, Drawkland. If your suggestion is added to the menu, you will be listed in the Menu Dispatch as the supplier of that item.

WA Nation

As with the above entry, being a WA nation is not a job at the Bar. However, we do appreciate it when WA nations arrive in the region. It shows that the player behind that nation is choosing to make the Bar their home or primary region. It is also a plus when WA nations endorse our delegate, United furry alliance. The more endorsements a delegate has, the more influential, powerful, respected, and legitimate that delegate's region is considered to be.

Other Jobs

This list does not include all the possibilities for jobs at the Bar. We have many other unique positions, such as sommelier, bouncer, gardener, and Cthulhu caretaker. If you would like a to provide your services to the Bar with a new position, please contact Fabulously fabulous to sort out the details and responsibilities. Please keep in mind that many of the jobs in the Bar are for role-play purposes only. If you would like to role-play a job that isn't mentioned here, contact Fabulously fabulous.

Current Applicants

The following nations have expressed interest in being Bar employees. They have yet to be hired, and still have to prove themselves capable.

Nation	Job Interested In
Crazy irish bard	Performer
Kentalia	Event Organizer
Den cous	N/A
Sir wilhelm	Guard
Omega high	Bartender
North derpia	Rapper
Bocajlandia	Barista
That paranoid guy at the end of te table	Bartender
Some bartender named bob	Bartender
Solomons land / Outward view	N/A
United states of farmers	N/A
Jal habar / Nebula lake	Performer
I am bad at naming puppets	N/A
Deep dish pizza	Pizza Maker
Carpatho kemmerer	N/A
Brizalia	Beer Brewer
Laporf	N/A
Kronis	Chef of Burgers
Tchaikovesky	Bartender
Fribainia	Performer?
Anacin	Bartender